Okay seeing how we sorta forgot to cover the Over the Limit card on 5 Corners this past week, I figure I’d make it up to you as I go down to list in detail to see what I think will happen. So without further ado…:

R-Truth vs Ted Dibiase – Dibiase has been looking for a Virgil, which I’m really starting to think is a sugar coated way of saying slave, to do dirty work for Dibiase. Richie Rich here has gone so far that he’s even acquired the original Virgil to be in his corner (who looked really out of place by the way). With Ted, his little rinky dink belt of his, Virgil possibly interfering, and a stable formation later down the road…the deck is heavily stacked against R-Truth in this. Going with Dibiase with a pinfall

Eve vs Maryse for the Divas Title – Clearly the snack break match here, Eve has had the title for quite some time but her generic armbar is quite possibly no match Maryse’s generic DDT. It’s a toss up either way here, they could keep it on Eve for awhile or they could give it right back to Maryse which makes it hard to pick. I’ll go with Maryse with a win via pinfall.

Hart Dynasty vs JeriMiz for the Tag Team Championship – Seems like Jericho and Miz have been getting shitted on here as of late, especially Miz who got absolutely buried by Bret Hart, a man who is somehow still involved with wrestling in the year 2010 and after suffering a debilitating stroke…think about that for a moment to let that sink in. Anyway, the Hart Dynasty has been on fire here as of late and hell if Uncle Bret can get a title in his condition, why not them as well?

Orton vs Edge – I said on the show that with these two guys being tweeners, it makes me not really care about them. Now that it’s established that Edge is a heel and Randy Orton is well….a person who doesn’t like celebrities, I still don’t really care about this match because they’re making Orton into the next Rattlesnake, hell Cole’s always screaming about how he’s The Viper. Which that alone just leaves a sour taste in my mouth and not only that makes me not care about this match one iota. Randy has been on quite a streak here but I think I’ll go with Edge just because I think this feud will continue on into Summerslam

Mysterio vs Punk – Induction vs Hair – Both stips here have been teased before. One before mania, the other at mania. Who knew that was just a diversion to have a stip vs stip match at a generic Pay Per View!? I think it’s quite abundant that we’re going to be seeing a bald CM Punk. Though if Rey some how loses, I think he might have to ditch the mask in the SES. Again, picking Rey to win here

Drew McIntyre vs Kofi for the IC title – McIntyre has been boss here lately, at least over on Smackdown. First beating up on Matt Hardy, (not that impressive seeing how practically anybody can do that, even Hornswoggle) but having the boss of the company giving him major support. As much as the IC division has been hot here lately, hopefully we can see more of that here but with McIntyre walking out retaining the belt

Jack Swagger vs Big Show for the WHC – Think about this one for a second…not counting outside of the WWE or counting the WWECW belt, when’s the last time Big Show actually had a decent chance at a major belt? With that and as shitty as they’re making Jack Swagger out to be a chicken shit champion, he’ll come out of this one as the All American American champion. That, and with Swagger being the underdog here, he’s getting lessons from John Cena’s How to Bullshit Your Way Into a Title Reign. Which speaking of…

John Cena vs Batista in an I Quit Match for the WWE Title – The main event of the night here. I can’t say exactly what the hell we’ll see. The Duct Tape finish opened the door to all sorts of possible adolescent hijinks. Maybe somebody caught in a giant claw machine, Assautling someone with paintballs, Heck maybe Cena will get Batista stuck on one of those giant velcrow walls that were a hit in the early 90′s. Either way, with Batista pussyfooting around if he wants to stick with the company or not I doubt WWE will keep throwing the strap onto Batista just because he’s unhappy and indecisive. Going with Cena to win via some sort of dumbshit contraption or an STF.

Mister Payne and I will have complete coverage from Over the Limit this week on 5 Corners. Also, Over the Limit is This Sunday, May 23rd. The same date Owen Hart died at 11 years ago in the Kemper Arena at the Pay-Per-View Over the Edge. While it’s quite eerie and as much as it would open a door to a new running gag for me, let us hope nothing catastrophic happens here. Besides I don’t think Cole nor Striker could do traumatic death filler quite the way JR handled it.