Hugh Jackman’s on the show to plug an awful movie that has nothing to do with Wolverine or the X-Men. Gotta say, I’m not looking forward to this heading into RAW as it brings up nightmares of the Guest Host concept (which this essentially is) but alas, let’s see how he does. Oh and how WWE will sweep what happened last night under the rug? ( #RAW tweets on @5cornersxSmootx )

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RT @WWEThatsNotPG – I wonder what text message Nash sent to himself last night from Johnny Ace that will set up Trips/Nash in the cell @ HIAC with Ace as ref.

#RAW Fuck yes starting out with CM Punk here, better be pissed with what happened last night.

#RAW #WishBenoitWasHere

#RAW *Punk listing off a list of nagging injuries* | King: “Oh Boo hoo…” | FUCK YOU KING!

RT @WhatMathewsSays – IT’S BURYING TIME

RT @Jay6Seven83@5CornersxSmootx And you know he’s in tons of pain ’cause he doesn’t take painkillers.

#RAW HHH makes a Cena/Del Rio/Punk match for Hell in the Cell in 2 weeks.

#RAW OH GOD, HHH IS PULLING A RIC FLAIR. STAND BACK, HE MAY DROP AN ELBOW ON HIS JACKET

RT @WWEThatsNotPG@5CornersxSmootx OR RIFLE A GUCCI SHOE

#RAW Laryngitis: “Hey hey hey, that’s enough” | Punk: “No I don’t think it is”

#RAW 16? TRY ONE MILLION! RT @WhatMathewsSays: I hate Johnny Ace’s voice so much. It literally sounds like he sucked 16 dicks at once.

#RAW Laryngitis tried to fire Punk, HHH blocked it said Punk isn’t fired. Punk with the Smash TV pose. HHH to fire somebody end of tonight.

RT @Stevie_Zace@5CornersxSmootx so basically its an episode of the apprentice

RT @Ctprincess1@WWE @5CornersxSmootx #Raw too much makeup!! John L looks like a clown!! Lmao

#RAW If somebody’s getting fired tonight, can it be Booker T please?

Lackadaisical Choice RT @5CornersxSmootx: #RAW If somebody’s getting fired tonight, can it be Booker T please?

#RAW 8-man clusterfuck coming up next. What did I say about letting Teddy book on this show?

#RAW I would not mind if McGillinobody ended this match by just losing for his team right out of the gate here.

RT @KeepItFiveStar – “A W E O M E” – A Miz sign desperately missing its S.

#RAW King: “He’s married to Jennifer Hudson right? Next time they go out shopping he should go buy himself a personality” | #COMMENHATIN!

#RAW DID JR JUST FUCKING SAY WWF AND DID WWE JUST FUCKING BLEEP IT?

#RAW Sheamus should’ve done the Irish Cross sooner, would’ve saved everybody a good 5 minutes.

#RAW Del Rio: “Hey choo! You are the worst C O O in history” | HE’S LIKE THE ONLY C O O IN HISTORY!

#RAW Del Rio: “I pray for Mr Mac-Man to come back” | YOU’RE NOT THE ONLY ONE!

#RAW I hope at some point we can get #WishBenoitWasHere to trend. Would make my day and tremendously hilariously awesome.

RT @Chux4w – I’m a little worried that with Hugh Jackman around people are going to make subtle Rabid Wolverine jokes. #Raw

#RAW RICARDO RODRIGUEZ IS NOT AMUSED BY THE CLEVELAND CROWD.

#RAW Cole: “John Cena stole this vehicle from Alberto Del Rio” | It’s a different car tonight Cole

#RAW King: “John Cena didn’t steal Del Rio’s car, he just took it out for joy ride” | HE FUCKING STOLE IT!!!

Paul London begs to differ RT @onecountkickout: John Morrison is the brightest smiling jobber ever. #WWE #RAW

Whores. RT @thebellatwins: Mmmmmmm nothing sexier than Alberto Del Rio….. Ayyyyy Papi! #MondayNightRAW

#RAW If you blinked, you MAY have missed Morrison tapping out to an ARRRRRRRRMBARRRRRRR.

#RAW Your Non-Guest Host Guest Host, Hugh Jackman to plug Rock’em Sock’em robots coming up after the break.

RT @JCLayfield – “@darnellbabyfce: why u not watching wwe u sell out”–how do u know I’m not? #remotecontrolgod

#RAW WWE Crap in a Box is brought to you by the same crappy laser tag product that sponsored the previous PPV.

#RAW Hugh Jackman can run the ropes better than Kelly Kelly

RT @MknzyMNB@5CornersxSmootx At least he will be better than The Muppets on Halloween

#RAW Vickie: “EXCUSE ME!” | Cole: “The Wolverine meets the Cougar” | Aaaaaand it’s starts.

MEANT TO RT @JJCrysis@WWEThatsNotPG MEETING THE WOLVERINE – THAT’S NOT CHRIS BENOIT!

#RAW Hugh: “Vickie, you are, a Diva. She’s a Diva, right?” | Crowd: “Mehhhhhhhh”

#RAW Ziggler just called Mason Ryan a robot and now he’s getting in the face of Craig Ferguson here.

#RAW HUGH JACKMAN SAYS HE’S GOING TO TRAIN THE BIGGEST UNDERDOG TO BEAT ZIGGLER. PRETTY SURE CENA IS BOOKED LATER

#RAW Hugh: “Really?” | Ziggler: “What are ya, Miz? No you’re too big.” | Hugh: “What?” | Crowd: “WE WANT RYDER!!!” | #ThatJustHappened

#RAW Hugh Jackman goes into the crowd and steals a crowd sign saying “Ryder > Wolverine”. Wow.

#RAW Miz and R-Truth pull up. King: “I thought these guys were fired!” | Cole: “Well obviously, you’re wrong, again.”

Hey @HeelZiggler , you have to tell @RealHughJackman that stealing a fan’s sign is a HEEL’s gimmick. #RAWTonight

RT @WWEThatsNotPG – RYDER > WOLVERINE – BEST SIGN EVER.

Ryder > Wolverine? #WWE #RAW #AreYouSeriousBro

#RAW Y’know what crowd sign Hugh Jackman should’ve taken from the crowd? #WishBenoitWasHere

#Foreshadowing RT @JackKorpela: @WWE Wow @Zackryder is over like Grover. Wow! #Raw #areyouseriousbro #AskTheHEEL

#RAW Cole: “Which Sin Cara is joining us tonight?” | King: “Lemme look.”

#RAW Cole: “Hey JR needs a bag over here!” | JR: “…enough with the bagging!”

#RAW Only thing missing here is Rey Mysterio, Chavo Guerrero as Rey Mysterio, and Benny Hill music.

#RAW Clearly Cody Rhodes simply said “Fuck this, I’m playing Ocarina of Time” and bounced out of there.

#RAW $250K? Yeah who cares, that’s Kayfabe. Facing Cena and Punk for the main event, FUCKING REALLY?

RT @DumbKellyKelly – Wow, a $250,000 fine !!! That could pay for the yearly salary of like 400 TNA Knockouts …

C O N…SPIRACY! RT @The_Dunkle: @5CornersxSmootx proof that Teddy is really pulling the strings.

#RAW WHY? RT @ThingsColeSays: JR and Teddy Long in the ring.

RT @RealMickFoley – Maybe I’ll show Jackman how it’s done when I show up as the secret guest ref in the Hell in a Cell , RIGHT there in New Orleans, Louisiana!

#RAW Teddy Long had to whisper JR about Henry/Orton Hell in a Cell rematch before he succumb the urge to making it a tag match somehow.

#RAW Henry: “I’ve never been in a Hell in a Cell match. I don’t know much about it.” | That’s because food isn’t involved.

NEVER! RT @WWEThatsNotPG: The “WHAT?” chant seriously needs to die.

#RAW Oh Jesus, looks like JR’s going to be taking a bump here in a few moments. #VINTAGEMcMAHON

#RAW JR: “Mark, I apologize” | Henry: “I hate asskissers” | THIS ISN’T 2002

#RAW HUGE POP for Jerry Lawler to the rescue. 15 year anniversary match!

Too busy shitting in Henry’s bag. RT @onecountkickout: So is Orton planning to come out and help? #WWE #RAW

#RAW In the 20 years RAW’s been on, I don’t think King’s ever been involved with an announce table spot. Great segment.

RT @WWE_Creative – You know, at his age this may be the only way Jerry Lawler can get wood without a pill. #RAWTonight

RT @ThingsColeSays – Here comes Josh…

RT @RealHughJackman – Backstage at #raw with the Brooklyn Brawler who I saw LIVE in Sydney in 1986!! twitpic.com/6nm2qq

#RAWCommercials As much as I hate Psych, I love the 80’s music video homages to plug the show.

#RAW When Henry slammed King through the announce table, somebody should’ve yelled #WHADDYATHINKLAWLER #WHADDYATHINKLAWLER

#RAW Josh and Cole to call the rest of the show I assume ala a WCW PPV by standing up.

RT @KeepItFiveStar – Not only does Jerry Lawler get destroyed by Mark Henry, but he also misses a Kelly Kelly match. Worst Day Ever for him.

#RAW SO, BETH GETS PINNED BY KELLY KELLY IN HER HOMETOWN LAST NIGHT, NOW PINNED TONIGHT BY EVE. WHAT THE FUCK!?!?

#RAW Hugh’s face right before exiting the locker room is pretty much how I would sum up this show so far.

#RAW Nice to see my “Jeff Hardy Fails at being Bill Goldberg” video made the “WWE 50 OMG Moments” DVD list – youtu.be/MoKE9G1WkMI

RT @OneCountKickout – This whole Divas of Doom thing is like building up the Ultimate Warrior by having him consistently lose to Barry Horrowitz. #WWE #RAW

#RAW VIDEO CUE BOTCH

#RAW Cole: “Hugh Jackman is wearing one of those goofy headbands that Zack Ryder is currently wearing”

RT @Executnr@5CornersxSmootx I predict Ziggler loses when Vickie goes after Hugh #raw

#RAW Josh: “Cole you rag on Zack Ryder but do you watch True Long Island Story?” | Cole: “No interest, no interest whatsoever”

#RAW Cole: “Anybody who sits around and stares at videos is a geek.”

#RAW Cole: “IF YOU’RE KICKING VICKIE OUT, YOU BETTER KICK JACKMAN OUT TOO!!!”

#RAW It happens! RT @Executnr: @5CornersxSmootx I got that wrong LOL.

#RAW Whelp, this week’s Ask the Heel segment should be interesting. Also, way to have no DQ call on the Vickie slap #AreYouSeriousBro?

#RAW I think first Guest Host since Bob Barker to do so. RT @SpinninToeHold: Hugh Jackman looks to be having fun

#RAW Agreed! RT @GKickPerry: @5CornersxSmootx Hugh Jackman looks like one of those guys who’s wanted to do this since he was little.

#RAW WHY IS JACK SWAGGER GETTING HIS OWN VIDEO MONTAGE AND WHY DID HE LOOK LIKE HE HAD DOWN’S SYNDROME AS A KID!?

RT @AndyDandyMandy#RAW It’s a shame Jackman didn’t use his classic line from X-Men First Class and tell someone to go fuck themselves.

#RAW LOL! SWAGGER MACKING ON VICKIE WITH DOLPH 2 FEET AWAY FROM THEM WATCHING.

#RAW “BLAOW. IN THE MOUTH” IS STILL NOT FUCKING PG

#RAW Justin Roberts: “JEEEEOHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN CEEEEEEEEEEENAAAAAAAAAAAAA”

#RAW Class act of Miz telling Charles Robinson he’s sorry. Kayfabe or not.

#RAW #100kPyramid $100: Eddie, Edge, Big Show, Kaitlyn, Dolph Ziggler, Jack Swagger – http://img.ly/8zTm

RT @Chux4w – Cena just threw his t-shirt to some kids who were already wearing his t-shirt. What was the point of that?! #Raw

#RAW So @CMPunk, how’s it feel to team up with that #SoulCrushingStatusQuo there?

RT @RealMickFoley – Thanks for a fun Raw everyone – started 5 new rumors and even got a tweet from @therealJuliaAnn , possibly the milfiest MILF of them all!

#RAW Cole: “That is Vintage Miz…backbreaker neckbreaker”

RT @AndyDandyMandy@5CornersxSmootx Probably feel damn good once he gets his pay check.

RT @OneCountKickout – Ali is not pronounced “Alley” you dipshit @WWE #WWE #RAW

#RAW *2 count* | Truth: *Irritable Bowel Syndrome Face* | Ref Charles Robinson: “Whaddya want? That was TWO!” | HE WANTS 3, REF!

#RAW And CM Punk’s variation of a Fireman’s Carry slam gets him and Cena the win. Whoop-dee-fuckin-doo.

#RAW Miz and Truth are fired. HHH heads to the back, gets stopped by Scott Stanford and then attacked by Miz/Truth

#RAW That had to be the shittiest ending to a RAW I think in a long time. Cena winning back the title might have been better. #NotReally

RT @GKickPerry@5CornersxSmootx So does this mean we’re gonna get Nash, Miz and Truth coming back as The Outsiders? #IThinkIJustSpokeItIntoReality

#RAW WWE’s biting off more than they can chew here by making more questions on top of questions instead of answering them. So dumb.

#RAW Twitter Users Reacting to the news of Miz and Truth getting fired. – http://img.ly/8zUQ

RT @KeepItFiveStar – Look at a who’s who of who’s never on the show.

RT @WWEThatsNotPG – REGAL BARRETT AND SWAGS TAKING OUT THE TRASH

RT @OneCountKickout – Man, they’re tossing them out like Gorilla Monsoon did to Bobby Heenan! @WWE #WWE #RAW

RT @FizzVsTheWorld@5CornersxSmootx Sounds to me like somebody got Haitch a Lost DVD Boxset for his birthday…

RT @SpinninToeHold – Triple H so mad he could barely flip a cart lol

#RAW STRAIGHT SHOOTING! RT @todd_grisham: Normally I like Hugh Jackman. But his new movie “Real Steel” looks like Real Sh*t

RT @AndyDandyMandy@todd_grisham Only if you showed that much honesty during your WWE tenure.

RT @MexWarrior – If Cena brakes the great Ric Flair’s 16 time champ record, I will never watch wrestling again. I call a boycott of Cena matches if he does!

#RAW Shouts: @Chux4w @OriginalKingD @FizzVsTheWorld @Executnr @K1NG_OTR @ChrisDoc666 @iHartWrestling

#RAW Shouts: @WWEThatsNotPG @MknzyMNB @GKickPerry @yakhunta @korybelle9 @stevie_zace @Tilt4lifee @AndyDandyMandy

#RAW Shouts @SpenceSupreme @chaddhbk @The_Dunkle @shyguy_2004 @XtinaMichaels @ZackZiggler @ctprincess1 @LTS55

#RAW Shouts: @SpinninToeHold @Chrisyourpapi @onecountkickout @Kildf @MrsZigglesworth @FuckTheKaizo @dukect

#RAW Shouts: @don_thedon @MasterGio @CountryGirl189 @BigJoeKrash @ManLovesRobot @jenblanca @JediCat1965 @fromtheburro

#RAW Shouts: @HeadshotZombie @Jay6Seven83 & @Angle_Bangle

#RAW That’s going to do it for me tonight, I’ll try to get a leg up on both the PPV and tonight’s RAW up on the blog tomorrow.

#RAW And remember, LIKE @WWETHATSNOTPG ON FACEBOOK, FOLLOW US ON TWITTER, AND TAKE CARE, #WishBenoitWasHere WOO WOO WOO See ya next time!

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RT @JohnTheRefCone – I’m sorry that @chadpattonwwe crashed our pic @RealHughJackman lockerz.com/s/140345188

RT @JRSBBQ – Yes….I said wwF tonite. Shame on me. I made a mistake.

#ThingsSmootAlreadySaid RT @WrestleWrestle: True fact: Hugh Jackman hits the ropes better than Kelly Kelly.

RT @ZackRyder – I won again on RAW…thanks to my new Broski @RealHughJackman. WWWYKI. http://t.co/fqj7KOHQ

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Gotta admit, Hugh Jackman WASN’T that bad on RAW. Unlike most of the past guest hosts, Jackman was coherent, knew the product, and importantly had fun with the show. Wouldn’t be opposed to him being on RAW again down the road as long as he has something better to promote.

So WWE’s way of answering the confusion that transpired at Night of Champions is to…MAKE MORE UNANSWERED QUESTIONS!!! Biggest question of them all being WHY IS CM PUNK TEAMING UP WITH CENA FOR A THROW AWAY MAIN EVENT TAG MATCH!? The voice of change didn’t exactly “shake things up” in order to avoid being partners with the Soul Crushing Status Quo that is John Cena.

Miz/Truth getting fired is something that I interpret as a storyline way of shitcanning Truth’s little Jimmy crap and Miz dropping chicken crumbs into someone’s bag again. Give it about a couple of weeks til we see them again.

Beth losing again to start a MVP-like losing streak is bullshit

Sucks to hear about Jerry Lawler injuring his back and a true sportsman of Mark Henry to feel bad about it. I blame the fact that the Announce Table itself hasn’t changed since the early 2000’s. That or all the loose screws were used for the Punk/HHH table spot. Hope King can make it next Monday.

Muppets on Halloween RAW is ehhhhh

Not much else happened on this show that I think of, hope to see you guys for #TNAImpact!

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