Well with last week’s nonsense of Angle joining Immortal, how bad could it be this week? ( #TNAImpact from the one and only @5cornersxSmootx ):

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#TNAImpact tweeting over on @5cornersxSmootx. Got my hands on a Sprite and I’m one stupefied face away from being @TheJimCornette

#TNAImpact OH MY GOD, THE INVISIBLE BEES THAT ONCE ASSAULTED CODY RHODES HAVE NOW MADE THEIR WAY TO TNA! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ALL ABOUT!?

RT @Chux4w – That’s not proof you’ve lost your mind Sting, it’s proof you’ve lost your dignity.

RT @MrOtacon@5CornersxSmootx Sting acting like he’s mentally disabled opens up another special episode of Impact. It’s going to be a long night…

#TNAImpact Oh no. Please PLEASE tell me we’re not pulling the trigger on a Hogan/Sting match for a PPV.

#TNAImpact OH GOD THINGS ARE GETTING WORSE BECAUSE NOW RIC FLAIR IS HEADING OUT.

#TNAImpact Nice to see Ric recovering well from his apparent Glaucoma.

#TNAImpact NO, NOBODY WANTS THIS. NOBODY IN 2011 WANTS TO SEE STING VS FLAIR FOR THE UMPTEENTH TIME! GO WATCH THE LAST NITRO!!!

#TNAImpact Ric’s offering stips for an apparent match with Sting. Tenay chimes in with “I can’t believe this”. YOU’RE NOT THE ONLY ONE!!!

#TNAImpact If Ric wins, Sting’s forever gone from TNA which means we’ll see him in 3 weeks. If Sting wins, Ric gives him Hogan on a platter.

#TNAImpact 10 minutes into the show I already wanna throw the remote at the TV. Holy fuck.

RT @TheMacho_Moose@5CornersxSmootx this is my first Impact back in over 2 months. It’s terrible already.

#TNAImpact Hogan: “Are you on goofball pills or something!?”

#TNAImpact Hogan: “He should be dead. He shouldn’t be breathing right now” | YOU SHOULD BE BEHIND BARS THEN FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER!

#TNAImpact Ric: “Look at me, I got all the abs. I’m bringin’ in the gold!”

#TNAImpact I think we just witnessed lost footage of a TBS Thunder. Jesus tapdancing Christ.

RT @MrOtacon@5CornersxSmootx I must be overdosing on goofball pills or something, but I’m pretty sure what you’re describing, Hulk, is murder.

RT @Chux4w – What the hell was that?! “Woooo! Woo-woo-woo-wooooooo! …Jesus.”

#TNAImpact D-Von and Steiner with Morgan on Commentary. WILL D-VON JOIN THE NWO, FIND OUT FANS AS THUNDER CONTINUES #2011isthenew1995

#TNAImpact Mercifully after what we just saw, Steiner cuts this match short with a roll up I believe. Samoa Joe attacking D-Von

#TNAImpact So Samoa Joe is taking out the competition because he’s mathematically out of it? HMM, WHERE HAVE I SEEN THIS GIMMICK BEFORE!?!?

RT @FizzVsTheWorld@5CornersxSmootx I fear that Ric Flair is slowly mutating into Don Vito from Viva La Bam #FizzVsTNAImpact

RT @SpenceSupreme@5CornersxSmootx It’s pro wrestling. If they were getting arrested for attempted murder, almost everyone except jobbers would be locked up

RT @MrOtacon@5CornersxSmootx In before they dock Joe 10 more points. Also, obvious set up for Joe/Devon match is obvious.

#TNAImpact Tonight’s Impact already has me thinking of this – http://img.ly/7tfB

#TNAImpact Apparently TNA is cutting costs so anybody under the age of 30 is getting the generic stock theme music for an entrance.

#TNAImpact I don’t know what this is, but it has Diet Zima in it so I already he hope he loses.

#TNAImpact A No. 1 Contenders X-division gauntlet for a shot of the X-division title and Shelly is kicking Mark Haskins ass. I approve!

RT @WrestlingTimesX – “If I beat you, you retire. And not a phony one, you really retire.” Coming from the guy who retired twice? #TNA

#TNAImpact Mark Haskins beat Alex Shelly ARE YOU….eh, I’m okay. Robbie E’s next and he already just lost, Now Diet Zima is up BEAT HIM!!!

#TNAImpact Diet Zima pins Haskins, Jesse Somethingorother is now in BEAT DIET ZIMA PLEASE!

#TNAImpact Diet Zima gets pinned by Jesse Somethingorother. Anthony Nobody now up to the plate.

RT @MrOtacon@5CornersxSmootx Am I suddenly watching NXT: The X Division years?

RT @WWFRAWISWAR – Flair vs Sting makes me think Kevin Nash Wrestling might not be that bad #TNAWFUL #WWE

RT @TheFoldingChair – this Neese kid looks like Chris Masters shrunk in the dryer #TNA #ImpactWrestling

#TNAImpact Anthony Nobody pin brings Kid Kash in aaaaand we’re treated to a commercial. Bet we’re in the final stretches coming back.

RT @Chux4w – I never thought I’d see a better looking 450 splash in WWE than TNA.

RT @TheFoldingChair – Spike TV letting go of UFC doesn’t bode well for #TNA #ImpactWrestling …I wouldn’t be surprised to see it move to Lifetime or Nick Jr.

#TNAImpact Thankfully this match hasn’t advanced all that much. Somethingorother pins Kash, now Aries is in not before Kash hits a maneuver

#TNAImpact Aries hits the Brainbuster DDT, despite Kash’s failed attempts to end this early, picks up the win on Jesse Somethingorother.

#TNAImpact Aries is the best and only decent thing going on in TNA right now. Hope WWE acquires him sometime down the road.

#TNAImpact Fucking Christ. RT @MknzyMNB: @5CornersxSmootx Hogan vs sting is planned for bound for glory

RT @TheFoldingChair – it was nice of Sabu to loan Kendrik his pants #TNA #ImpactWrestling

#TNAImpact UH APPARENTLY STING/FLAIR IS TONIGHT. THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH HARD DRINKS IN THE WORLD TO PUT THIS SHOW OUT OF MEMORY

#TNAImpact I blame Arianne. Stupid WWE. RT @NateLinehan: @5CornersxSmootx They turned him down for tough enough.

#TNAImpact Yeah I’d like to fucking nutcheck whoever made the bright idea to turn down Aries in favor of Ms. “Alicia Fox vs Melina”. Dumb.

#TNAImpact Apparently we need a recap of Ric Flair earlier tonight, re-hitting puberty.

#TNAImpact Bound For Glory promo where “wrestling matters”. Either TNA’s really is aloof w/ its product or they’re the biggest trolls ever.

#TNAImpact Holy shit ODB’s outfit is not PG.

#TNAImpact Velvet Sky, for those wondering or keeping score, will be back next week.

#TNAImpact WE’RE BACK AND TRACI IS BACKSTAGE WITH PERVY BISCHOFF. OH BOY.

#TNAImpact JESUS HERVEY, YOU COULDN’T HAVE GOTTEN A BETTER DOWNBLOUSE SHOT? WOULD’VE MADE UP FOR THE DRETCH IN THE FIRST HOUR.

#TNAImpact *Some Joke about excess denim and Mickie James*

RT @WWEThatsNotPG – DUDE. I WAS AFRAID I WAS GONNA SEE SOMETHING QUITE NOT PG WITH THOSE CROTCH SHOTS.

RT @SpinninToeHold – So far wrestling hasn’t mattered….but hooters do! #TNA #impactwrestling

#TNAImpact Jackie looked like she had to use the bathroom

#TNAImpact Mickie picks up the win on a lengthy KO’s match, possibly the most decent thing since the Aries match earlier

#TNAImpact This is the problem that I have with TNA they fucking have decent matches that get overlooked from the brain-melting stupidity

#TNAImpact If they cut out the stupid shit, they wouldn’t be getting 1.0 ratings and 4 figure PPV buys.

RT @AndyDandyMandy@5CornersxSmootx That is otherwise known as the “Russo effect”

#TNAImpact Love and Katie Lea backstage in what appears to be in the chatty part of a CineMax porno.

RT @BMONEYBRENT@5CornersxSmootx I’ve chosen to suffer through jersey shore instead of impact! I feel dirty #fail #cancelimpact

#TNA A waste of time that didn’t end in any girl on anorexic-man-looking girl action RT @AdamExtreme: The hell was that?

#TNAImpact RVD vs Styles should be a decent a match here, FACK the BFG series! #SheikTweet

#TNAImpact Jerry Lynn’s watching in the crowd this time, looking like he’s eating a bag of nuts during this match.

#TNAImpact: Where Hopping the Rail Matters

#TNAImpact Jackson James: “THAT’S TWICE NOW, GET OUTTA HERE, THAT’S TWICE NOW!” | Lynn: “You’re blind!!!”

#TNAImpact Lynn gives AJ the win via DQ. Styles and RVD both mad at Lynn. Decent match, ended in stupidity.

#TNAImpact Jesus, how many people have to un-acknowledge RVD backstage before he can get some imaginary points under his belt?

RT @R8ed_M @5CornersxSmootx it was just last year that he was the champion. Now he’s just being treated like shit. another one falling from grace

RT @FizzvsTheWorld@5CornersxSmootx Hogan: “Oh no, Brother! Their talent’s making me look bad! Somebody pull the Dusty Finish Level, Brother!” #FizzVsTNAImpact

#TNAImpact Lynn: “YOU GOT ROBBED OUT THERE!!!” | RVD: “I just lost a gazillion points now”

#TNAImpact Ric Flair trying to find the backstage area, I guess wandered off and is trying to find Sting in a dark room.

#TNAImpact This is quite amusing. Flair wandering around aimlessly trying to investigate mysterious noises while talking to himself.

#TNAImpact I would not have minded if the entire first hour was Flair trying to search for the catering.

#TNAImpact Aaaaaaand here comes this week’s “Where in Orlando is Eric Young?: The search of Scott Baio”

#TNAImpact Next week we finally get the inevitable Eric Young vs Scott Baio fight. Christ Jesus help us. #CancelImpact

RT @Chux4w – Gunner got got.

RT @FizzVsTheWorld@5CornersxSmootx Ric’s obviously mistaken Sting for a raccoon nesting in the backlot #FizzVsTNAImpact

RT @TheUnratedExp – I never, ever, EVER thought I’d say this, but Scott Baio deserves better. #TNA

#TNAImpact Crimson: “It’s been a long week, a long week of pain and a long week of thinking” | TELL US ABOUT IT.

#TNAImpact To hide the fact that they shitcanned Orlando Jordan? RT @SF_Punk_: @5CornersxSmootx why doesn’t Eric young wrestle?? #TNA

#TNAImpact Angle to Crimson: “You’re a nobody going nowhere” | #FireRusso #CancelImpact

#TNAImpact Kurt: “Guys like you can’t even shine my gold medal” | Possibly NOT PG sounding.

RT @CanadianBulldog – Kurt Angle: “You’re nobody going nowhere.” Well, look at what promotion he’s in. #TNA

#TNAImpact Crimson: “Oh by the way Mr. Angle. I’M REAL, I’M DAMN REAL!!!”

RT @Evil_Mr_McMahon – TNA really still using their horrible dubbing crowd jeers? If true it’s sad that they haven’t picked up on how obvious it looks. #BushLeague

RT @WWEThatsNotPG – RT @RRWWE: Ya know if yer gonna have a Mexican gimmick make sure you guys and girls even know Spanish… #GimmickFail

#TNAImpact I’m fucking having to deal with retarded people here, sorry for the lack of tweets.

#TNAImpact Beer Money and Mexican America is your main event where TNA apparently censored AAA

#TNAImpact Karen: “Doesn’t my Mexican sisters look beautiful down there? They look beautiful” | Ya, “Rice and Beans” sure look nice.

RT @CanadianBulldog – For Tweet # 3000, I’d like to thank @HulkHogan. I’d like to thank him, but the crazy old bastard blocked me. #HoganFearsBulldog (Please RT)

RT @WWEThatsNotPG – JARRETT SAID PANCHA. USELESS SACK OF GUITAR SWINGING ASS.

#TNA Tenay: “You’ve immortalized yourself in a [bleep] champion” | Jeff: “I’ve immortalized myself in a lot of things.” | Like Bullshit

#TNAImpact It’s because it’s not a painted-over UFC championship. RT @chux4w: Zack Ryder’s Internet belt looks better than Jarrett’s.

#TNAImpact I’m having a hard time listening to the TV here with people talking, but I heard Karen bringing up a bullring for some reason

#TNAImpact Mexican America become new TNA Tag champs and the ginormous flag made a return.

RT @WWEThatsNotPG – WELL, THERE GOES TWO HOURS I CANNOT GET BACK.

#TNAImpact I think TNA was doing us a favor by giving us one of those infamous PPV clusterfuck finishes on free TV. Good grief.

RT @Chux4w – It’s over, right? It feels like Impact started 4 hours ago, I have no concept of time anymore. I want to go to sleep.

#TNAImpact ShoutOuts after I regain my bearings and make sure nobody fucking electrocutes themselves. BTW, electrocution > tonight’s Impact

RT @WrestleConsent – I am here in my new abode. First article will be up in the coming day or two, from the tweets of @5CornersxSmootx tonight, TNA failed again

RT @NinjaWrestling@5CornersxSmootx ok, who stole Crimson’s eyebrows?

#TNAImpact Shouts: @WrestleConsent @K1NG_OTR @Fans_Against_BS @ReviewFix @Chrisyourpapi @PoisonHeart1 @SpenceSupreme

#TNAImpact Shouts: @AlwaysKam @NinjaWrestling @SF_Punk_ @FizzVsTheWorld @RidinHOT @MrOtacon @R8ed_M @AndyDandyMandy

#TNAImpact Shouts: @AdamExtreme @BMONEYBRENT @WWEThatsNotPG @NateLinehan @WWFRAWISWAR @ftwpodcast @MknzyMNB

#TNAImpact Shouts: @MzAlexa94 @rvdecw19 @Scheduled41Fall @TheMacho_Moose @Mehiskrazy

#TNAImpact thanks as always folks! #Smackdown doesn’t have a hard one to follow up as long as they keep it in the 21st century.

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Yeah it’s getting hard for me to expect good things stemming from TNA. I’m having hard time expecting them to book a match from this century more than anything. Sting vs Flair is not a 2011 main event for any Pay Per View, hell it’s not a main event for anything besides a custom YouTube playlist. It was a great, nice touch when WCW closed its doors back in 2001 on the final Nitro and isn’t something that drastically needs to be seen again right this moment in time.

With that being said, I wasn’t too enthralled seeing Flair on my TV again. I guess he’s back after having a torn rotator cuff injury after LockDown and from the looks of it feels like he still has what it takes to wrestle a match (Here a hint: NO!). Although him wandering around aimlessly backstage like the senile old man that he is was quite entertaining. Him and Hogan arguing and threatening Sting’s life…not so much.

Who’s Bound for Glory Is It Anyway? Tournament continued and your top four are Crimson, Bully Ray, Robert Roode, and James Storm. With Jerry Lynn interfering in RVD’s matches, he’s costing him “gazillions” of points. With Angle having a grudge against Dixie Carter and young talent within the company and Crimson being the current leader and given the stupid confines of an even stupider tournament….well I think you see where I’m going with this. RVD by the way is in 10th, getting beat by guys such as D-Von (5th), AJ styles (7th), and Scott Steiner (8th). If that Sting/Flair concept hasn’t joggled your mind around, let that nugget sink in for a bit.

I like the X-Division, don’t like a shitty condensed version of 8 guys rapid fire style 1 on 1 matches in one session filled with an ill-timed commercial break to boot. Quite idiotic to treat the youth of your company and Austin Aries (my favorite guy in the company) with little TV time.

Mickie and ODB were the best thing of the night because there really wasn’t much other competitive matches on the night such as this one. If ODB and Jackie can waltz right back in right after Velvet Sky beat them to where they’re supposed to be out of the company forever, what sustenance is there to get me believe that if Flair beats Sting for their Rinky Dinky Hokey Pokey Yes No High Low Hide the Ball Yin Yang Marco Polo match that Sting doesn’t pull the sudden “Oh I’m out of retirement again because I can just do that” that Flair has done at least twice now in his career? Sidetrack aside, should be aesthetically pleasing to see Velvet make her return next week. Also, haven’t ODB and Jackie proved themselves to be worth under contract for yet?

Scott Baio vs a guy playing a mentally challenged person next week, should be thrilling and by thrilling I mean the worst thing Scott Baio has done since those VH1 reality shows.

Mexican America becoming new Tag Team champs, let’s be honest I think this was initially booked for the No Surrender show but given that PPV is on 9-11 somebody had the balls enough to say that’s a bad idea. Beer Money or some other ham and egg tag team group will probably win it from those guys on the 9-11 PPV.

This show’s stupidity once again outweighed stuff that was not bad to watch by large margin. With Sting/Flair and allegedly a Sting/Hogan match in the mix, it’s no wonder TNA’s averaging numbers that they’re getting. With Spike losing UFC to Fox, it’s up in the air if they’ll somehow help TNA (please no) or tell them to pack up their goofy, retarded, off-color, out-of-touch lemonade stand to got rot on some other channel.

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