As I said on here and on Twitter, the thing I’m expecting most from this show would be more than 4 matches. For the main event, expect shenanigans to happen with HHH being ref and the match being contested for the UNDISPUTED WWE Championship. ( #SummerFest tweets from @5cornersxSmootx and temporarily @xSmootx )

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Here’s your #SummerFest dinner, best $6 spent – http://img.ly/7lci

RT @GKickPerry@5CornersxSmootx Say, if you’re bored, I’m hosting a SummerSlam live chat here – bit.ly/nkNABw. Feel free to invite anyone else.

RT @MrOtacon@5CornersxSmootx Really nervous about #Summerfest tonight. If CM Punk loses I’m going to be very upset.

RT @Stevie_Zace@5CornersxSmootx incase u’v forgot its starting #wrestlezone

#SummerFest In case I get locked out on here, be sure to check up my main/temp backup twitter of @xSmootx. HERE WE GO!

#SummerFest Some guy by the name of “The Miz” is coming out here. Who’s this jabroni?

RT @ThingsColeSays – LOL, no JR on PPV.

#SummerFest I don’t get it, shouldn’t the Miz be somewhere on a couch watching this program like the promo advertised? #BAITANDSWITCH!!!

#SummerFest R-Truth is coming out for some reason giving us a spelling lesson. Mentions Cee Lo Green which gets a mild pop.

#SummerFest Del Rio’s now coming out for some reason, I’m assuming its to NOT cash in the briefcase. I smell a tag match.

#SummerFest Booker’s jokes for Cole are way too fucking lame for this show. #BringBackStrikerorJR

#SummerFest Spanish announce team at ringside here. CAN ORTON GO 0 FOR 5 TONIGHT?

#SummerFest People over at Ringside Addiction at ringside tonight in the front row for those keeping score.

#SummerFest Lawler says that all the stars earlier today came out and hung around him. King, name one.

#SummerFest Booker says that R-Truth came from the wig shop, sidetracks to Cole’s doo. King says Stevie Wonder cut Cole’s hair. #KNOCKITOFF!

#SummerFest Booker: “I like that jacket the Miz comes out here with, it’s like something out of the Lord of the Rings” | #BringBackStriker

#SummerFest Cole: “By the way King that’s Booker’s African accent, sounds Jamaican”

#SummerFest Del Rio kicks the shit out of Rey Mysterio off the apron, crowd cheers like crazy. LOL

RT @MrOtacon@5cornersxSmootx You know, I don’t watch Smackdown for a reason. I’ll give you a hin- Ah, just fuck it, it’s Booker T. Fuck him. #Summerfest

RT @MrOtacon@5CornersxSmootx Pretty sure he said Lords of the Rings, but the point stands, I hate him.

RT @OriginalKingD@5CornersxSmootx Maybe Chris Masters he was at axxess yesterday so he may be there tonight too

#SummerFest LOL! King pointing out Miz’s frequent appearances on the George Lopez show and says he’s the cause it got canceled. WOWOWOWOW.

#SummerFest Cole to Booker: “You got your GED at 38, what are you talkin about? ” #COMMENHATIN!

#SummerFest I think Booker just said R-Truth’s Soul Train got derailed. Love the action, hate the announcers.

#SummerFest Mysterio picks up the win for his team with the deadman splash off the top rope. A guy with a bad knee won? What is this, TNA?

#SummerFest Johnny Ace backstage with CM Punk, struggling to talk it sounds like, asking for an apology from Punk.

#SummerFest Punk apologizes without any sympathy and turns into Steph McMahon. Surprise she didn’t come up with a stroller in tow.

#SummerFest Steph wishes Punk good luck & a handshake, Punk retorts with “I’d shake your hand, but I know where it’s been”. JESUS

#SummerFest Something tells me CM Punk thinks that Stephanie McMahon was on an episode of Hillbilly Handfishin’

RT @NotEdKaul@xSmootx “i know where that hand’s been” DAMN #3rddegreeBURN

RT @JRsBBQ – CM Punk is SO money.

RT @BMONEYBRENT@5CornersxSmootx new hash tag #shutitcole

RT @TheRealWB@5CornersxSmootx I think I’m the only one who enjoys the announcer conversations. Makes boring matches fun!

RT @JackKorpelaMark@OriginalKingD @5CornersxSmootx I hope Masters, DH Smith, and Kozlov attack Cena with Punk before their match. SES reborn!

RT @Ctprincess1#summerslam @wwe I’m not a big fan of Seamus but i’ld rather him than mark Henry @5CornersxSmootx

#SummerFest Sounds like he’s trying to audition for @AroundTheHorn RT @ThingsColeSays: Michael Cole is in full-on stats mode tonight.

#SummerFest Mark Henry is manhandling Sheamus here, waiting for Sheamus to pull out the slippity-do steel rods to win here.

#SummerFest Booker: “DAWWWW Henry just left a skidmark on that boy” | Cole: “…I’ll try to move on from that folks” | Uhh #BringBackStriker

#SummerFest King: “How hard is it to hurt Mark Henry. It seems like it can’t be done.” | MARK HENRY’S PATELLA SAYS HI KING. #BringBackJR

#SummerFest Booker: “Henry’s been layin it on like Molasses, he’s been layin’ it on THICK” | Neutral line but still, #BringBackStriker

#SummerFest Sheamus hits a Brouge Kick on Henry, Henry stumbles like a drunk through the middle rope, spilling onto the outside.

#SummerFest MARK HENRY WORLD STRONGEST SLAMMING SHEAMUS THROUGH THE IKEA BARRICADE.

#SummerFest Crowd is going nuts for Sheamus trying to get back into the ring, but turn to boos when Sheamus gets counted out. Decent match.

#SummerFest The security guy in the red shirt near the barricade went runnin and ended up falling on his ass. Decent hussle.

RT @FTWpodcast@5CornersxSmootx As he should. Henry is a monster.

RT @OriginalKingD@5CornersxSmootx Baracades and announce tables brought to you by Ikea #SummerSlam

#SummerFest Christian says he has an insurance policy during his no holds barred match here and calls Cowboys & Aliens a flop of a movie.

#SummerFest WITH ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE, THE FUCK? RT @WWEThatsNotPG: SPEAKING OF OVERPRODUCED BLOCKBUSTERS, WE GET A COMMERCIAL

#SummerFest Cee Lo Green is now performing, so if you wanna go take a snack break like I hope @HotRedLipstick is, go for it.

RT @NODQDOTCOM Cee Lo looks like love machine viscera.

RT @MrOtacon@5CornersxSmootx So excited for this Triple Threat World Title Match: Christian vs. Randy Orton vs. The Spanish Announce Table

#SummerFest Cee Lo has brought out the Bellas along with Eve and Rosa, teetering on Shockmaster terrible that this is.

RT @KeepItFiveStar – The Divas are dancing to Cee-Lo. This could’ve been you @gailkimITSME

#SummerFest Bonus points to Cee Lo Green for doing the V-shaped tongue thing that Mickie James did to Trish at the one WM #ThatJustHappened

RT @WWEThatsNotPG – DID CEELO JUST DO THE EAT IT SIGN? THAT’S NOT PG AT ALL

RT @Chux4w Ok, Cee-Lo just destroyed Kid Rock, from over two years in the past.

#SummerFest Booker: “Schuckie Duckie” | Cole: “Quack quack, it’s a #smackdown thing King” | King: “Is it?” | #IWantBetterCommentary

#SummerFest Cole: “Beth looking very roller derby like” | Is Vince trying to revive Rollerjam?

#SummerFest Seriously, Beth looks like a waitress from Arnold’s from Happy Days.

#SummerFest King: “I have a response to the flying candy cane but can’t say it” RT @ThingsColeSays: “Kelly, a flying candy cane.”

#SummerFest Beth Phoenix has literally wiped her ass with Kelly Kelly’s face. I think I’ve seen it all now folks.

RT @Stevie_Zace – i think cole likes to touch up kids on buses #wrestlezone

#SummerFest Nattie is telling Beth what to do in the ring, I think we know who wears the pants in this relationship.

RT @ThingsColeSays – WHY IS THIS MATCH STILL GOING ON??

RT @Chux4w – I’m not entirely sure why it took WWE so long to push Beth as the new Kharma. It didn’t take long to push Kharma as the new Beth.

#SummerFest KELLY KELLY IS SCREAMING AS IF SHE’S BEING RAPED. THE FUCK? THAT’S HIGHLY UNNECESSARY AND IS DOING NOTHING BUT HURTING MY EARS.

#SummerFest Kelly retains with a school girl roll up from the Glam Slam and urgently grabbed her title. Beth should get me milkshake.

#SummerFest Steph leaving from Cena’s locker room backstage, now to R-Truth and Jimmy Hart. SURPRISED HE’S STILL WELCOMED IN WWE.

RT @KeepItFiveStar – Fun Fact: Stephanie McMahon Helmsley’s initials are S-M-H. Which is how a lot of people feel about her writing team.

#SummerFest NO SELLING EVEN IN BED RT @ThingsColeSays: CENA WOULDN’T PUT OUT FOR HER

#SUMMERFEST WHY THE HOLY FUCK IS RON ARTEST ALLOWED TO BE ANYWHERE IN PUBLIC? HOLY CHRIST.

#SummerFest Wade Barrett against Daniel Bryan, THIS WOULD’VE BEEN NICE TO KNOW HAD YOU ANNOUNCED IT @WWE!

He’d no sell a blow job. RT @WrestlingFemme: Cena comes out his locker room extremely relaxed & eating a sandwich, we’ll know what happened

#SummerFest Booker: “Actually caught Daniel Bryan in catering eating Tofu, pasta…” | Did you tell him he had a match tonight?

RT @Chux4w – @5CornersxSmootx: They announced it on ZackDown. Better late than never. They should have announced the six man, I’d have paid. #BlatantLies

#SummerFest Apparently Jenny McCarthy is sitting behind the announcers. #ThingsIDIDNTWantToKnowDuringThisMatch

RT @GrappleKingdom@5CornersxSmootx @WrestlingFemme The only thing Cena sells is merch! (Old joke, but still applicable!)

#SummerFest This is a great match, too bad Booker’s throwing paychecks and money in this and using “lackadaisical” incorrectly during it.

RT @CaptainOMG@5CornersxSmootx RollerJam>XFL

#SummerFest WWE has the corner barricade from Henry/Sheamus earlier, taped off with yellow crime scene tape.

#SummerFest Commentary ruckus has sorta simmered down, Barrett/Bryan has been amazing here.

#SummerFest Bryan with a full body dragon sleeper into the LeBelle Lock. Barrett gets to the rope.

#SummerFest Cole: “Listen I’m an unbiased reporter here at ringside”

#SummerFest Barrett hits Wasteland on DB, not a bad match at all. Bout time they let Barrett shine.

RT @MrOtacon@5CornersxSmootx That was an amazing combination of submission moves, but of course Booker ruined that for me in seconds.

RT @xChillerONEx@5CornersxSmootx Cole’s a hoot! In what universe is he unbiased?

#SummerFest I’m hopin Tomko isn’t Christian’s insurance policy. If he needed a fat out of shape bodyguard, get Husky Harris or Brodus Clay.

RT @Stevie_Zace@5CornersxSmootx im saying mason ryan

#SummerFest King: “Twix, pause like you mean it” | Booker: “booyah”

#SummerFest Sign: “No Disqualification = RUN CHRISTIAN RUN!”

#SummerFest Edge is in Christian’s corner for his match tonight. As if the Axxess picture didn’t put a damper on this.

#SummerFest Edge, rocking the Heath Slater hair style. Should be interesting to see how this match is gonna play out now.

RT @WhatMathewsSays – inb4 Edge costs Christian in the end.

#SummerFest Nice to see that Edge got time off from the Shell Gas Station in order to be here for SummerSlam

#SummerFest Edge turning his back on Christian. Think Christian has a Plan B?

#SummerFest King: “Now this match is back to the way it shoulda be” | THAT’S NOT GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT!

#SummerFest Pretty standard match here so far, now taking a tumble onto the outside.

#SummerFest Booker: “Expect to see counters among counters among counters between these two tonight”

#SummerFest BOOOO, they’re using a two monitor socket announce table for both tables. Christian, high-tailing it in the fans w/ belt.

RT @Chux4W – Aww, I wanted to see the table no-sell the RKO for the fifth straight time. That had better happen by the end.

#SummerFest Christian has a kendo stick now, Booker’s getting all ghetto on us about what a whuppin’ is like.

(Christian goes for a Kendo Stick): RT @Steve_Blackman – No I didn’t put that there.

#SummerFest Orton with a roll up in the corner, Cole goes all Ken Anderson screaming “FOR THE TITLE, FOR THE TITLE!”. 2 count.

#SummerFest Christian with the Kendo Stick off the top, Orton counters with a drop kick, Orton’s mouth bloodied.

#SummerFest Hey, remember when WWE would stop matches because somebody was busted open? Yeah, about that.

#SummerFest Fairly tame match for as much animosity that they’ve been putting behind for this match.

#SummerFest On the outside again, Orton lifts apron, pulling out 2 tables. I’m marking out for the tub of sports drinks underneath the ring.

RT @WWEThatsNotPG – TABLES IN STEREO – THAT’S NOT PG BUT IT IS 3D

@5CornersxSmootx WWE managing to out hardcore Hardcore Justice in just one match. Good going.

#SummerFest Orton superplexing Christian on an unsetup table. HEY ORTON, YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG!

RT @WhatMathewsSays Would have been more awesome if the table was actually set up.

#SummerFest Orton leapfrogged a spear from Christian and this action has spilled to the outside once again. Ortong grabbing stairs now.

#SummerFest Cole: “Orton a bit loopy getting knocked into the steel steps”

#SummerFest Christian walloping Orton with a monitor, on the Spanish table, Christian tries to go for an RKO, ORTON HITS HIS AND BREAKS IT!

RT @KeepItFiveStar – AFTER A FULL MONTH OF TRYING, RANDY ORTON BREAKS THE TABLE ENDING THE ORTON/TABLE FEUD!

RT @RealityOfChris – And Randy Orton with an RKO through the Spanish announce table prompting a “This Is Awesome” chant. And it is. #SummerSlam

#SummerFest Christian hits the Unprettier in the ring, but only gets a 2. Christian now getting two steel chairs now. Conchairto?

RT @MrOtacon@5CornersxSmootx God damnit, I put my entire week’s pay down on Spanish Announce Table to win this thing.

#SummerFest Christian, spits in Orton’s face once again, Orton counters the conchairto and puts Christian through the outside table setup.

#Summerfest ORTON’S THROWING A TON OF GARBAGE INTO THE RING RIGHT NOW, THIS SHOULD’VE HAPPENED IN THE BEGINNING OF THE MATCH.

RT @WWEThatsNotPG – ORTON JUST MICK FOLEY’D THE RING

#SummerFest Orton scoopslam’d Christian through the unsetup table from earlier, propped in the corner. Now Kendo Sticking Christian.

#SummerFest Orton with a mid rope DDT on Christian onto a garbage can. Orton just smeared his blood, ala Brock Lesnar/Hulk Hogan on SD.

#SummerFest Christian with a desperate counter, goes for a mid rope cross body, Orton counters with an RKO on Steel Steps. Orton 9x champ.

#SummerFest Simply put, @RandyOrton and @Christian4Peeps burned the damn house. What an incredible match.

RT @Chux4w – Great. Cut another Christian reign short for the sake of Randy Orton’s ninth. #BackToSquareOne

RT @JCLayfield – It’s true! @JRsBBQ can make anything exciting for @wwe! Even on Twitter by former boss is rockin’ calling the matches!

#SummerFest Brittany Snow, my how far her star has fallen. #WhoAreThesePeople

#SummerFest Steph talking to HHH in his ref’s t-shirt backstage. Cena/Punk NEXT.

#SummerFest I probably should be more pissed about Christian’s loss but their match was incredible. Hope Christian gets a title reign again.

RT @GrappleKingdom – Cena and Punk are going to have to work hard to top that match *and* overcome the inevitable Dusty Booking at the end of their match.

RT @KeepItFiveStar – I wonder if John Cena is going to come out in a bright yellow shirt this time.

#Summerfest I’ll give it time. RT @OriginalKingD: @5CornersxSmootx Dont let logic blind you, shut up and rage with the IWC

#SummerFest Jim Carrey > Jenny McCarthy

RT @CurseTheHero – WELCOME TO THE TRIPLE H SHOW

#SummerFest Like I said, expect chicanery, shenanigans, Tom Foolery, and the kitchen sink to be involved in this match.

#SummerFest Here’s hoping CM Punk goes all out Ted Kaczynski on John Cena’s ass. #HowsThatForAReference

#SummerFest Los Angeles is popping for Chicago, Illinois. Incredible.

RT @Miss_Dani_Baby – All I heard Cena say was “in gimmick” – shut the fuck up. Cena, you’re whole life is a fucking gimmick.

#SummerFest I think HHH caught a wind of Deja Vu of Wrestlemania 17, holding up two titles again.

#SummerFest HHH inspecting CM Punk, making sure he’s hiding nothing in his skinny fat ass.

#SummerFest WOW, you can barely hear any “Let’s go Cena” chants, mostly “CENA SUCKS!”

#SummerFest SORRY FOR THE INACCURACY, IT WAS ONE OF THOSE GOOFY NON ROMAN NUMERALS! RT @chux4w: @5CornersxSmootx: X-8. Noob. #SmarkWeek

#SummerFest All the women trying to out-shout the men in this pro/con for Cena.

#SummerFest Booker’s questioning HHH’s ref’ing experience. Smackdown debut ring a bell for anyone?

RT @TheRealWB – If Cena wins, we protest peacefully. #HadEnoughRiotingForOneWeek #WWE #SummerSlam

RT @JCLayfield – To those asking, no, not watching Summerslam-I just got settled in my place Texas and will keep up online and watch replay.

#SummerFest Just a reminder, keep an eye on @xSmootx in case I get locked out on here. Crowd Pro/Con Cena once again.

#SummerFest Cena resorting to the Orton playbook of boring rest holds here in the early stages of this matchup.

#SummerFest King: “We could take a poll here and it wouldn’t be split because there’s 3 of us” | Cole: “Booker likes to ride the fence.”

#SummerFest Cole: “I’m picking John Cena” | King: “There’s no split cause I’m picking Cena” | Cole: “Nobody cares what you think Booker”

#Summerfest He too is resorting to the rest hold brochure. Not liking it. RT @aaron24wood: @5CornersxSmootx And Punk isn’t putting on holds?

RT @KickStunner – I wouldn’t be surprised if Triple H SOMEHOW ends up champ.

#SummerFest Cena gets back into the ring, Punk covers. HHH barely gets a 1 count off.

#Summerfest Video please. RT @JRsBBQ: If this match ends via count out or disqualification I would be so upset that I’d eat quiche.

RT @AndyDandyMandy@5CornersxSmootx “That fence wouldn’t be named Sharmel by any chance, would it?” Something CM Punk would say if he was doing commentary.

#SummerFest FANS CHANTING FRUITY PEBBLES. BASK IN THE ATTENTION POST!

#SummerFest Cena’s nailing a ton of sidewalk slams here #NamesOfHoldsBookerKnows

#SummerFest Punk with the Anaconda Vice on Cena, Cena no-sells and has the STF on Punk, Punk counters back into the Vice.\

#SummerFest Cena gets the STF back in, Punk gets a foot onto the rope.

RT @Jesse_Stewart_ – Key lock Booker? Really? It’s called the Anaconda Vice. #WrestleZone #SummerSlam

#SummerFest Punk suicide dives onto the outside onto Cena, HHH gets up to a count of 9 and rolls both guys back into the ring.

#SummerFest CENA WITH A DROPKICK, JOHN CENA HAS ADDED A DROPKICK TO HIS REPERTOIRE AGAIN. KING APPARENTLY HAS NEVER SEEN IT BEFORE.

#SummerFest Booker: “Picture perfect dropkick by John Cena, never seen him do it” | HE’S DONE IT BEFORE #BringBackStriker

#SummerFest Sign: “Get Lost Cena, You Suck”

#SummerFest Punk with a diving bulldog off the turnbuckles, double leg hook cover, only to get a 2 count.

#SummerFest Cena sidesteps a maneuver from Punk, Cena with an STF locked in once again. Punk struggles but eventually gets to the rope.

#SummerFest Cena hits the F-U, Punk kicks out. Cena baffled at Punk’s no-selling.

#SummerFest Cena going to the top rope, boos emitting from the crowd, Punk misses Cena’s Fameasser, Punk with a GTS, 2 count Punk baffled.

#SummerFest Punk with an elbow drop off the top rope, 2 count, crowd chanting Randy Savage. Amazing.

RT @Chux4W – Cool to hear some Randy Savage chants. #SavageForHallOfFame2012

#SummerFest Another GTS to Cena, Cena’s foot on the rope. Punk wins, HHH never saw Cena’s foot on the rope. Announcers yelling at HHH.

RT @ThingsColeSays – Where’s the Raw GM??

#SummerFest ARE WE SERIOUSLY RUNNING WITH THIS? THIS IS OFFICIAL? IS MIKE CHIODA IS THE ONLY FUCKING REF WHO CAN OVERTURN A DECISION!?

#SummerFest KEVIN NASH IN THE RING, ATTACKING PUNK. | BOOKER: “YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME, THAT’S MY BIG HOMIE!!!”

#SummerFest Nash hits the Jacknife on Punk. HHH comes back to the ring, DEL RIO IS COMING DOWN TO CASH IN!

#SummerFest Del Rio hits an enzurguri on Punk, DEL RIO IS YOUR NEW WWE CHAMPION! THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!??!?

#SummerFest This is some horseshit.

#SummerFest That whole ending was very, VERY TNA. Like what the fuck did we just see.

NO. FUCKING. BUYS. RT @ThingsColeSays: Alberto Del Rio vs. Rey Mysterio tomorrow night on Raw for the WWE Championship

****AFTER THE SHOW/FROM MY OTHER ACCOUNT: @XSMOOTX ****

#SummerFest That folks is why you don’t bring Shenanigans, chicanery, Tom Foolery & kitchen sink all to the table cause this is what happens

#SummerFest Helluva time to get locked out. What a bullshit finish to a degree to that match up.

RT @KeepItFiveStar – I think the real winner tonight was Kevin Nash for not tearing his quad

#SummerFest CLEARLY, Kevin Nash missed his cue for the Christian/Orton match.

RT @Chux4w – Highlight of the night, and the reason I don’t mind losing Spanish commentary, was Booker’s #ThatsMyBigHomie

#SummerFest Didn’t mind Punk’s win, Nash, & Del Rio, it’s all the shit that led up to it and the fact that NOBODY bothered to show a replay.

#SummerFest …is what’s bullshit. I’m gonna take a break, shouts after I get unjailed on 5corners.

RT @Chux4w – Kevin Nash, BIG DADDY COOL and BIG SEXY are all trending. Can we get Diesel on there too? Come on, make it happen!

RT @NoDQDotCom – Off to Denny’s in a sec

RT @PrototypeIV – Kevin Nash has worked 2 dates for WWE so far this year. He’s made more iMPACT than he ever did in TNA in that time.

RT @JustinRoberts – I was trending on twitter?

RT @xTWGx – The theatre atmosphere was amazing tonight! Great PPV experience. Great show. Kevin Nash was awesome surprise. BIG DADDY COOL BIG SEXY #WWE

RT @WWFRAWISWAR – No matter if you liked the #WWE PPV or not it has gotten people talking #SUMMERSLAM #KEVINNASH

#SummerFest Shouts: @TheDanielFelder @WWEThatsNotPG @RatedRLilStar @FemmeJomo @iHartWrestling @AdamExtreme

#SummerFest Shouts: @KFriedRasslin @JackKorpelaMark @SF_Punk_ @Angle_Bangle @GrappleKingdom @K1NG_IC3 @xChillerONEx

#SummerFest Shouts: @WrestleConsent @MrOtacon @AndyDandyMandy @MasterGio @GrappleFanPudge @emperor_domi @earthtomare

#SummerFest Shouts: @PaulMcGeady @aaron24wood @chux4w @OriginalKingD @Kildf @ctprincess1 @MikeAwesome82

#SummerFest Shouts: @KANE15151H @penguinpop88 @Martial_LAW @onecountkickout @stevie_zace @TheRealWB @CaptainOMG

#SummerFest Shouts: @lovehate361 @Rated_R_Luis @ftwpodcast @ChrisDoc666 @BMONEYBRENT @radiofreeg @GKickPerry @yakhunta

Misc Shouts @exblackbelt @wwefansite @livetogetrad @FrankWWEClown @Tilt4lifee @TheDealSteeler @CountryGirl189 @Dildudedylan @SirTweets_ALot

RT @HotRedLipstick@5CornersxSmootx Heh, I’m not sure what he was wearing. The lights reflected off of the glitter on his robe, and… Jeez.

RT @NoDQDotCom – On @CMPunk’s Twitter profile page, he says: “Currently mad at OZ.”

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Night started off with an unannounced 6-man mid-card tag match where the guy who’s mostly banged up, ends up getting the win for the good guy team. Don’t remember too much of this because I was too distracted by typing all the lunacy things the announcers were saying because apparently somebody at WWE thinks that bickering among the announcers puts asses in the seats for a Pay-Per-View. The show could’ve used less Booker and more JR but hey, at least we now know that Booker got his GED at 38 so…that’s useful, right?

Mark Henry and Sheamus was surprisingly entertaining, kinda surprised that WWE would pull the IKEA barricade gag so early in the show. Crowd was in the match, especially towards the end where they wanted see more than just a countout victory. What’s even more shocking is that they gave Henry the win instead of Sheamus. WWE keeps this up, I might…MIGHT be able to take Henry seriously.

Cee Lo Green performance was one those “it’s better off having the actual song and not seeing it live” type of deals. Though him doing the “Eat Pussy” gesture at the end made it all worthwhile and was one of the most NOT PG things done since back when Mickie James did it during her match against Trish at one of the Wrestlemanias.

Kelly Kelly managed to somehow win with as much stock that they’ve been putting into Beth and Nattie becoming the “Divas of DOOM”. Then again with what Beth was wearing, she deserved to lose just by fashion alone. Didn’t have too much of a problem with this going on for so long mostly because we got to see Beth wiping her ass with Kelly’s face, legit made me LOL watching.

How did Wade Barrett and Daniel Bryan go under the radar for being booked? This should’ve been a match announced back when Wade had to sit next to Booker and debate with him on how there wasn’t any real leaders within the Corre. Great match to watch but unnecessary to know that Jenny McCarthy was sitting behind the announcers as I’m sure we would’ve been told this later in the night (which we did). Another thing I didn’t need to know, relating DB’s money in the bank briefcase to wrestling paychecks at the hands of Booker’s stupid commentary. Wade needed the win more than DB Bryan’s loss shouldn’t affect him too much, still a great match.

Christian’s insurance policy of Edge backfired when Edge called Christian a cry baby and didn’t respect how he won the title thus leaving Christian by his lonesome against his match against Orton. Was hoping to see a “Plan B” from Christian but it never came to fruition. A dull match in the early goings but things quickened up as Christian introduced the Kendo Stick. Orton superplexing Christian onto an unsetup table has to be one of the stupidest things I’ve seen in WWE in awhile. All it did was weaken the table but who’s to say that the table wasn’t already damaged goods? Maybe Orton knew something we didn’t. The one man conchairto became thwarted when Christian spat into Orton’s face, thus making Orton flip out and trash the ring with various weapons. Orton then later became victorious when he countered a mid-turnbuckle crossbody into an RKO on steel steps.
Christian got absolutely dumped on in the later stages of this match…but I’m okay with that even though I shouldn’t be. I think the brutality that came out on the latter half of the match made up to me giving Orton the victory. It DIDN’T make up for the fact that Orton is now a 9-time champion. A 9. TIME. CHAMPION. If Cena’s title count doesn’t squash Flair’s record, Orton’s in competition to do so. If anything I had more of a problem with Creative reverting Christian back to the whiny crybaby days on the last Smackdown show prior to SummerSlam than his PPV loss. Should be something to see if Chrisitan gets another shot or if he’ll get shuffled down the roster cause of this.

The main event of the show between Cena and Punk didn’t disappoint for the most part of the match. While Cena/Punk didn’t beat or was on par from their Money In The Bank match, it was still a top-calibur match to watch. Only real thing that got on my nerves during the match up was the over-exuberant use of rest holds on one another. Felt it slowed the pace down just too much. HHH’s involvement was very minimal as the only time he stuck his big nose in was to get both gentlemen back into the ring to avoid a double countout. A better non involving way of avoiding a double countout?…NOT COUNTING TO TEN! Just sayin’. After a few counters and kickouts to trademark finishers Punk eventually lands the GTS on Cena, but Cena gets a foot on the bottom rope to where HHH, who’s in plain view, doesn’t see the foot and Punk becomes new Undisputed champion. Announcers scream in protest but to no avail. Moments later Kevin Nash storms into the ring and JackKnife Powerbombs CM Punk to where Alberto Del Rio comes out to cash in his case on a weakened Punk. Del Rio hits a very basic enziguri to become NEW Undisputed WWE Champion.

A few things with this. For one you mean to tell me that Mike Chioda, someone who’s overturn the decision between Orton/Miz Tables match at TLC 2010 and overturned Miz/Cena I quit match at Over the Limit earlier this year, has the power to overturn matches at simple piece of evidence whether it be a replay or tape recorder, but HHH, the guy who’s supposedly the top notch highest ranking guy in WWE, (So high that they made up a position for it) can’t overturn the decision? C’mon, a simple replay of the foot on the rope could’ve easily restarted the match but a replay didn’t happen despite the ample time given to do so.

The Nash involvement is probably leading up to some kind of a screwjob angle/Kliq reunion and unfortunately we’re gonna have to up with Del Rio/Mysterio in yet another “America’s Next Top Mexican” battle on RAW tonight which I just DO NOT care about. Punk’s time in the spotlight may be up unfortunately as we’re winding down into Autumn and the soul crushing status quo of Cena being champ again seems to imminent once again, which doesn’t spell good news for Del Rio and his first title reign either.

For right now at least, the results of SummerFest have us talking regardless how you liked the end result which is a good thing. Definitely a lot more chatter now than if Cena won instead. Should be interesting to see how all this shapes out on RAW tonight.

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