Thoughts heading into this? Well after the PPV Sunday, I expected to wake up from this dreaded nightmare. I mean Kurt Angle, a guy who’s training for the Olympics or whatever, to all of a sudden be a bad guy? Doesn’t make fucking sense. Neither is leaving Velvet Sky off the show for 3 weeks. Or having a guy who’s pretending he’s mentally handicap going after a celebrity. I could go on for awhile but as I said after the PPV, expect Angle to pussyfoot around with Immortal for some reason. ( #TNAImpact tweets showering down from @5cornersxSmootx )

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Leave TNA. RT @HulkHogan: Name one thing you want to see me accomplish this year. HH

RT @MrOtacon@5CornersxSmootx I sure am looking forward to tonight’s @ImpactWrestling! #BlatantLies

#TNAImpact Sooooo, Angle wanted the title even though he wanted a clean victory but said “Fuck it” when Hogan got the chair? #FireRusso

#TNAImpact Sooooo, Anderson is still in Immortal. *Sigh*

#TNAImmortal Bully Ray: “We are Immortal…” | Really? I thought the entrance music, tron video, and the lower thirds already covered that.

#TNAImpact Bully Ray is putting over Ken Anderson, you could hear a whisper of how quiet the audience is.

#TNAImpact So we’re starting tonight’s Impact like last week’s Impact. Deja vu anyone? #TNAwful

#TNAImpact Steiner: “BLEED YOU SUMNABITCH, BLEED!”

#TNAImpact Bully Ray: “Bleed, asshole, bleed.”

RT @WWEThatsNotPG – D’Lo! Al Snow! Pat Kenny! JOB SQUAD 2.0

#TNAImpact If either Pat Kenny, Al Snow, or D-Lo Brown throw their back out during this segment, I’m calling shenanigans.
-From @WWEThatsNotPG@5CornersxSmootx Or if any of them rip their hamstrings walking out too fast.

#TNAImpact Okay…is Anderson NOW out of Immortal? How many weeks do we have to see him beatdown, we get the point.

RT @Chux4w – How many times did they yell “Bleed, asshole!” in that segment? I counted at least three. Is that their new catchphrase?
-From Me – #TNAImpact Impact Wrestling: Where Bleeding Assholes Matter

RT @MrOtacon@5CornersxSmootx Why does it feel like Impact opens with the same segment every week?

#TNAImpact Back to School sale for ShopTNA.com, I think TNA booking needs to go back to school on how to draw money from a wrestling program

This. RT @izzymoon29: @5CornersxSmootx @ShaneHelmsCom Anderson won’t leave ti; they kick his ass a few more times.

#TNAImpact Bischoff: “I’m a man of when I know I made a mistake.” (paraphrased?)

#TNAImpact What better way to acknowledge what happened at the PPV than by not covering it with footage and having Tenay lump it in 5 secs

#TNAImpact I think Taz just called one of these ladies a “hot looking possum”.

#TNAImpact Taz: “Spinadunkie into a dropkick, and I did just say spinadunkie” | Uhhh.

RT @Chux4w – I’d like to see someone slippity-doo when they try a spinadunkie off the tippy top rope. #FailTazIsFail

#TNAImpact The finish was Mickie wearing the tiara, taking a bow thus missing Madison’s clothesline, into Mickie’s DDT. #THATJUSTHAPPENED

#TNAImpact Kurt Angle’s arrives to the arena, Robbie E’s in the ring for some reason, and Austin Aries is at the announce table.

RT @WWEThatsNotPG – I CANNOT MISPRONOUNCE DIVISION LIKE TENAY JUST DID

#TNAImpact They still have the Direct Auto Insurance aprons/turnbuckles still up.

#TNAImpact Won’t happen, but I kinda hope that Robbie E wins. Also what’s with the lack of DQ calls in this match?

#TNAImpact Aries: “You heard of one trick ponies? I have plenty of horses in my stable” | Uhhh, okay.

#TNAImpact Kendrick gets the win with Cookie spraying an aerosol can to no DQ call from the ref. Sure.

#TNAImpact Pope’s apparently texting Mama Pope because she like the match between him and D-Von from the PPV.

#TNAImpact MEANWHILE, THE JARRETTS HAVE SHOWED UP AND ARE PLANNING AN IMPROMPTU FIESTA, FUCK THIS.

#TNAImpact God I hope not. RT @OriginalKingD: @5CornersxSmootx Is mamma pope anything like Sheltons momma

#TNAImpact Don’t get your hopes up.RT @AdamExtreme: @5CornersxSmootx as long as they don’t disgrace the AAA title on tv again then I’m fine

#TNAImpact I’M NOT SURE, BUT I THINK ROBBIE E IS CALLING COOKIE THE C WORD. SORRY, I’M NOT FAMILIAR WITH BLEEPS ON IMPACT.

RT @Chux4W – @5CornersxSmootx: THAT’S NOT TV-14!

#TNAImpact 3-way tag with the BFG series competitors where the person who scores the fall gets the points. How will TNA shit on this?

#TNAImpact Daniels shows up at the announce table, Tenay asks why he’s here & then proceeds to cut off Daniels to throw it to commercial

#TNAImpactAd THE POPE AND CRIMSON AND ABYSS AND ANGLE ARE DOING A PLUG FOR DIRECT AUTO INSURANCE, I NEED A STIFF DRINK PLEASE!

RT @Chux4w – “Chris Daniels! What are you out here for? HOLD THAT THOUGHT!”

RT @BMONEYBRENT@5CornersxSmootx new hash tag #cancelimpactwrestling

RT @WWEThatsNotPG – POPE, I BET YOU CAN’T MAKE YOUR PAYMENTS BECAUSE TNA DOES NOT PAY YOU ENOUGH.
-From Me: #TNAImpact @WWEThatsNotPG Pope vs Jesse Neal in a poor-off.

RT @K1NG_IC3@5CornersxSmootx And soon the show will be called #TNA #ImpactAutoInsurance

#TNAImpact Taz is a giant standing next to Daniels. Apparently Daniels wants a rematch with AJ because he’s that butt-hurt since Dest-X

RT @ShaneHelmsCom – Jeez, look at the guy in the front row, blue shirt and sunglasses. LOL What a tool!

RT @ShaneHelmsCom – FYI: I’m undefeated against against everyone in the ring right now!

From @WWEThatsNotPG@5cornersxsmootx your drink good sir http://yfrog.com/kgxlwudj

#TNAImpact Bobby Roode wins with a fisherman suplex and picks up 7 points. Other than that you didn’t miss anything else.

RT @AdamExtreme – Angle is now on his 15th overall world title reign. One away from tieing Flair

#TNAImpact Kurt: “This individual told me that all wrestlers are scumbags” | Russo?

#TNAImpact Angle is spewing shit about Karen/Jeff/Dixie Carter all while the back banner tron has the words “Wrestling Matters” were on.

#TNA EDITING IN BOOS DOESN’T COUNT RT @WWEThatsNotPG: THE CROWD – NO SELLING THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYTHING SINCE TNA STARTED

#TNAImpact Kurt vows that he’s going to go after all the young talent, sending them home. Hogan’s been doing that fine for awhile now.

#TNAImpact Hey look, that pussyfooting with Angle and Immortal. Yeah I totally called that RIGHT AFTER THE PAY PER VIEW #CancelTNA

RT @OriginalKingD – Johnny Ace? RT @5CornersxSmootx: #TNAImpact Kurt: “This individual told me that all wrestlers are scumbags” | Russo?

#TNAImpact I’m not gonna lie, this is about the closest I’ve been to going over and turning off the TV before Impact is over.

#TNAImpact A shot of Angle and Hogan hugging, Sting laid out, words of “Wrestling Matters” on in the back. #CancelTNA

RT @R8ed_M@5cornersxsmootx I see you are totally pissed off about what just happened and tbh I don’t blame you one bit

#TNAImpact Not exactly pissed, just fucking fed up with this stupidity and it’s not getting better.

#TNAImpact Angle manhugging/bout to German Suplex Hogan from behind was something that I honestly didn’t need to see.

#TNAImpact Various wrestlers: “THIS IS WHY WRESTLING MATTERS” | *Shot of Eric Bischoff* #TNAwful

#TNAImpact So ODB and Jackie are here that, despite Velvet Sky beating them to no longer be in TNA, are in a match tonight. #TNAwful

RT @ShaneHelmsCom – FTR, I’d rather fight APA than ODB and Jackie

#TNAImpact Apparently Tessmacher has hydraulics in her ass. What’s with women stinkface’ing people lately?

#TNAImpact Taz: “For those in Hi-Def, I apologize”

#TNAImpact Taz: “She landed right in the yambags” | THEY HAVE INSIDE YAMBAGS TAZ, YA DINK.

#TNAImpact T and T retain the titles in this non-title quagmire of a match.

#TNAImpact The superplex and finish are your Direct Impact of the Night by Direct Auto Insurance.

RT @K1NG_IC3@5CornersxSmootx The Smackdown commercial that comically comes up during #TNA should have the “Slam of the week”.

#TNAImpact Why does Bischoff have a different office each and every week? YOU TAPE IN THE SAME GODDAMN BUILDING EACH WEEK!

#TNAImpact Jeff Jarrett is coming out in a sombrero and with octagonal Mexican belt. Taz is calling AAA garbage as well. Jesus. Christ.

#TNAImpact Jeff: “Silencia, that means shut up you morons!”

#TNAImpact Shouldn’t Mexican America be coming out and having their 2ยข on this matter? No, wait, that would make sense #TNAwful #CancelTNA

#TNAImpact Jeff: “I have two guys in the back, Jose and Jos-B, the Lopez Brothers” | This is fucking Shockmaster bad

#TNAImpact Jeff: “Guys guys, you remind of a couple wrestlers who can’t find a camera” | SERIOUSLY!? #Commenhatin

#TNAImpact REMEMBER FOLKS, ELIMINATE THE HATE. ELIMINATE. THE HATE #TNAwful #CancelTNA

#TNAImpact I have no fucking idea. RT @Angle_Bangle: @5CornersxSmootx How do you sit through a whole episode of tna?

#TNAImpact Hector Guerrero had enough badmouthing of his country and enters the ring w/ a chair. Too bad he didn’t do that 15 minutes ago.

#TNAImpact TNA, Where Racism Matters #FireRusso

#TNAImpact This episode makes Lucky Cannon look like a fucking legend, Christ almighty.

RT @Chux4w – I’m no expert or anything, but I’m starting to think this segment is a little racist. I’m just sayin’!

RT @Chux4w – Hey, I’m not from the US either! That means I should be more stereotypical. Tea and crumpets? Jolly good old chap. God save the queen.

RT @WWEThatsNotPG – motherfuck this is horrible.

#TNAImpact Oh my god, Scott Baio and Eric Young swordfighting. Oh no. NO NO NO NOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOO

#TNAImpact Apparently TNA has given us enough stupidity for one week as they’re postponing the Scott Baio fight til next week.

#TNAImpact Ken Anderson has apparently turned into a zombie.

#TNAImpact Did I just hear a twitter icon suggestion? RT @R8ed_M: @5CornersxSmootx I was just thinking that! The House of the Assholes!

RT @AndyDandyMandy@5CornersxSmootx Any way possible one of them could get decapitated, Highlander style?

RT @BravoMuchacho@5CornersxSmootx WHAT WHAT,IN THE BUTT I SAID WHAT WHAT IN THE BUTT!

#TNAImpact I’m hoping the exhibition football game(s) going on right now get more viewers than this shit.

#TNAImpact Morgan’s on commentary for whatever the fuck the main event is here tonight. Which is Crimson and Steiner. Sure, why not.

#TNAImpact Sorry it’s a 3 on 1 whatever against Crimson, winner gets imaginary things for a championship run that doesn’t matter.

#TNAImpact Brian Hebner fast counting, can’t blame him I’d want to get out of this shithole ASAP as well. Sooner this is over the better.

#TNAImpact Why does Brian Hebner ref every match Scott Steiner’s involved in?

#TNAImpact Tenay: “I’m putting you over bro” | http://img.ly/5pXV

#TNAImpact Crimson gets 7 more points, undefeated streak intact. Angle beating up Crimson with a fucking shoe. Is this Iraq now?

#TNAImpact Morgan using his phone sex operator voice: “This is killing him guys, this is killing him”

#TNAImpact Angle putting a leg lock on the ropes as we end the show tonight. Worst 2 hours ever spent for a TV show.

#TNAImpact I don’t about you, but I definitely earned that Klondike bar that’s in the freezer for subjecting myself to that garbage.

RT @Chux4w – @5CornersxSmootx: “Oh my God…come on Kurt!” I can totally imagine him on the phone sex line.

RT @MrOtacon@5CornersxSmootx I’ll find something similar and treat myself to it as well.

#TNAImpact ShoutOuts in a moment as I gather my brain back together again.

#TNA ShoutOuts: @AndyDandyMandy @K1NG_IC3 @davecash08 @MrOtacon @chux4w @AdamExtreme @R8ed_M @bravomuchacho

#TNA ShoutOuts: @PoisonHeart1 @SF_Punk_ @Angle_Bangle @MasterGio @WWEThatsNotPG @erinnavy @SEANEFFECTBRAND @BMONEYBRENT

#TNA ShoutOuts: @OriginalKingD @stevie_zace @izzymoon29 @TheHOUSEof_N @iDiBiaseFreak @_bestintheworld @xCescaCenax

#TNA ShoutOuts: @IAdoreNatalya @ThisIzSteve @SirTweets_ALot @CS_X_ @The_Messiah113 @bellajessica89 @911ohshit

#TNAImpact ShoutOuts: @AdamPush10 @WWFRAWISWAR @aaron24wood @Rack_Flair @FatherDunk

#TNA ShoutOuts: @KANE15151H

***AFTER TNA IMPACT***

#TNAImpact Ugh, I hope not. RT @SF_Punk_: @5CornersxSmootx so is Chavo coming to Tna? Carlito too?? #TNA #WWE

#TNAImpact Thanks to all who joined me tonight, this show was fucking worse than that talking casket months back. Gah.

#TNAImpact Hope you all can join me for what’ll hopefully be a less painful to watch #Smackdown, have yourself a great night!

#TNAImpact I hope Samoa Joe does go to WWE someday, but ONLY, if he gets kidnapped by a van full of ninjas.

RT @Brettley916@WWFRAWISWAR @CamelClutchBlog RT Jimmy Wang Yang Says His TNA Paycheck Bounced & He Still Hasn’t Been Paid http://bit.ly/mUWAYQ

RT @Brettley916@CamelClutchBlog So much for being “in the black”, ehhh? Can’t even afford to pay Jimmy Yang his $200.

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Yeah so that was probably the most painful 2 hours of my life. Anderson WHO APPARENTLY WAS STILL IN IMMORTAL DESPITE THE PROBLEMS HE WAS HAVING WITH THEM got his ass kicked and is assumingly out of Immortal officially now. Hell he’s probably murdered seeing how he probably had a concussion from the beatdown and for some reason went into Bully Ray’s locker room by himself to get raped some more.

I didn’t know that winning a title from a different country was grounds for turning into a racist. Jarrett’s remarks were just about that as he was trying to get two Mexican guys from the back to say that he was the King of Mexico. Fortunately, Hector Guerrero at the Spanish table had enough bad mouthing and storm the ring with a chair in hand. DO I SMELL A NO SURRENDER MATCH?

BOY ANGLE SURE DIDN’T TAKE A LOT OF TIME TO WAFFLE AROUND BEING IN IMMORTAL OR NOT. I had a hard time understanding what was going on from this other than Kurt’s trying to prove something to Hulk Hogan? Yeah how the fuck does joining the group, which contains your arch rival that you’ve been feuding with for the past 7-8 months, make any fucking sense whatsoever? Does an Olympic hero all of sudden now say “Well if you can’t beat him cleanly, join em!”?

This show had Russo’s shit-covered trademark handy work all over from top to bottom, if you missed it by any chance consider yourself blessed. I hope next week’s show is much, MUCH less brain melting and stress inducing otherwise I’m going to seriously start a campaign to get TNA to PAY ME to watch their product.

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