#Smackdown Here we go 2 hours of straight coverage and already, there’s production botched. Has to be a new record.

RT @KeepItFiveStar – TMZ has an answer to that question, AJ. And her name is Nikki Bella.

#Smackdown AJ: “THAT WON A SLAMMY AWARD!” | SD, in a nutshell.

#Smackdown X = Roids makes sense RT @RegalSays: Big E. Langston is what happens when you mix Chemical X with Sugar, Spice & Everything Nice.

RT @RegalSays – “@KojiClutch: Big E. Langston should have came out skipping to AJ’s theme. You missed an opportunity, WWE.” This.

#Smackdown AJ: “I loved Daniel Bryan and CM Punk and they used me!”

#Smackdown So AJ’s scorned and hooks up with Ziggler, a guy who steals girlfriends and a random black guy. Totally not a whore at all.

#Smackdown She looks like it. RT @WWFRAWISWAR: Earmuffs is she 10 ? #Smackdown

#Smackdown Miz makes a One Direction joke and Biggie Langston takes him out for it. Should done that sooner.

#Smackdown JBL: “She’s crazy…you don’t know need to through this psycho babble!” | Code for, “WE’RE COVERING UP PLOT HOLES”

#Smackdown Teddy brings in Brad Maddox, Booker doesn’t like him because he looks like a creep. *Sigh* Forgive me…THAT’S NOT ADAM LANZA!

#Smackdown I’m noticing that some people are having a problem with Miz calling Punk a gimp. I think it’s accurate – img.ly/qYzA

#Smackdown Sandow and Sin Cara right now, Mysterio’s missing. Perhaps another Shield attack?

RT @DASharpshooters – “Wheres Rey?” – Probably failing a drug test. #wwe #smackdown

#Smackdown JBL: “Prince had a mustache” | Cole: “A very slender one, look like he dirt on his face” | PRINCE (rightfully) BURIED!

#Smackdown JBL: “Art Linkletter had a mustache” | Cole: “ART LINKLETTER!?” | ANNOUNCERS SAY THE DAMNDEST THINGS!

#Smackdown JBL: “Is that mustache or is your head upside down?” | Cole: “It’s called a soul patch”

#Smackdown OH NOES, THE SHIELD IS SO VICIOUS THAT THEY BOUGHT A REY MYSTERIO MASK FROM THE CONCESSIONS.

RT @Chux4w – @5CornersxSmootx: Hey, that takes a streak of pure evil. They cost $75!

#Smackdown JBL JUST NAME DROPPED THE SHOCKMASTER ON TV IN 2012!

#Smackdown NOW COLE IS OWNING JBL WITH MATH, THIS IS GOING TO BE A LONG NIGHT. #Commenhatin

#Smackdown JBL: “This is the craziest thing I’ve ever seen”

#Smackdown Tensai after breaking the Cobra, misses with the Back Fat and Santino gets the win.

#Smackdown AND BATISTA’S NOT EVEN DEAD. -JBL RT @RegalSays: The thumbs down gesture. Batista must be rolling in his grave.

#Smackdown Backstage with Kane Kofi and DB and DB is about to shit his pants over not winning a Slammy.

RT @OriginalKingD – Katy Vick? Kennel From Hell Match? Live Sex Celebration? RT @5CornersxSmootx #Smackdown JBL: “This is the craziest thing I’ve ever seen”

#Smackdown They PETA’d WOOF KITTY KITTY WOOF WOOF KITTY. RT @ThingsColeSays: NOOOOOOO. Why the hell did they change the PTP’s music?

#Smackdown Barrett and PTPlayas vs Kofi and No Chants in Hell. Cole says the Shield caused a neck injury to Mysterio, Cara w/ a knee injury

RT @DASharpshooters – Rey Mysterio has an injured neck. Since when does he injure things that isnt his knee? #SuperSmackdown

#Smackdown JBL is name dropping Al Michaels and his “Do you believe in miracles line” with Cole’s “EWWW, GROSS” line from last night.

#Smackdown Cole: “Don’t know when the Shield’s going to attack” | JBL: “Ask Sin Cara” | Cole: “Ask Mysterio” | JUST ASK TULLY, JUST ASK ARN

RT @GimmeStitchesTs – Update: Medical staff telling us basically everyone is injured.

#Smackdown JBL: “I’m a ring announcer” | Cole: “You’re actually a commentator” | JBL: “I’m an announcer around the ring”

#Smackdown JBL: “Thank goodness Lillian is here so we don’t have to look at Chimel” | #Commenhatin

#Smackdown With the Shield looming , Kane picks up the win with a chokeslam of all things on Black Cena. An okay lengthy match.

#Smackdown Backstage now, and Sheamus is going on off on alcoholic priests or some shit.

#Smackdown Sheamus: “What’s the crack with you & AJ, c’mon you can tell me. Nobody else is around” | EXCEPT FOR THE 4TH WALL IN FRONT OF YOU

#Smackdown SHEAMUS HAD A LOOK ON HIS FACE AS IF CENA TOLD HIM AJ WAS ACTUALLY 13. CENA’S ALL, “JK BRO!”

#Smackdown Believe it or not we’re in the 2nd hour now. CM Punk’s now coming out. No commercials really zip this show on by.

#Smackdown JBL: “Stop putting 2 and 2 together and getting 12.” | JOSH’S MATH, BURIED AGAIN!

RT @OriginalKingD@5CornersxSmootx You know what else helps? They haven’t done 20 recaps of raw yet

#Smackdown Punk: “Last night’s results proved not only women shouldn’t be allowed to vote, but men too!” #COMMENHATIN

#Smackdown Punk: “CM Punk is a winner, Ric Flair is a loser”

RT @Chux4w – Punk just called himself the gold standard. Only days after Shelton Benjamin handed his notice in to ROH… #SmackDown

#Smackdown I HAVEN’T SEEN ANYBODY THIS INSULTING ON A ROLL SPORTING STEELERS COLORS SINCE BEN RAPISTBERGER!

#Smackdown Ryback wants Punk on the first RAW of 2013, Punk hobbles out and Antonio Scenario in a rematch from last night.

#Smackdown Antonio tries to leave again, gets goozled by Ryback. Antonio counters and sends Ryback into the stairs. Ryback breaks 10 count

#Smackdown Cole’s denying allegations now of having a satchel/manpurse.

#Smackdown Aaaand Ryback picks up a win finally, but on Antonio Portfolio. Not sure that I like that.

RT @KeepItFiveStar – It’s okay, Cesaro. You’ll dead lift him next time.

RT @ThingsColeSays – Re: PTP’s music from the rapper himself RT @therealwoo: @ThingsColeSays No more #move but ain’t nuffin but love for titus and darren

#Smackdown Ruh Roh, is Kaitlyn going to get suckered into a slap for A 3RD TIME?

#Smackdown Kaitlyn calls AJ a lunatic and instead of slapped, gets run into a 7UP machine. Alright.

#Smackdown JBL: “LOOK AT YOU! IF I LOOKED LIKE YOU I’D LOOK INTO ONE OF THOSE CIRCUS MIRRORS TO MAKE ME 7FT TALL” | #COMMENHATIN

#Smackdown JBL: “I was out here calling a match while you were playing games on your Smartphone”

#Smackdown COLE IS HAVING TO CORRECT JBL’S VIDEO GAME REFERENCE! (It is Galaga) #COMMENHATIN

RT @ThingsColeSays – The Space Invaders reference just killed Josh. He went completely below the table he was laughing so hard. #Smackdown

#Smackdown Cole: “Look at Josh running away from 2 beautiful women!” | #COMMENHATIN

#Smackdown Did Eve just try to get John Cone to motorboat her for a DQ? I missed it.

RT @Chux4w – Show: “I know you don’t trust me, but trust me…” #SmackDown

RT @ItsTechTron@5CornersxSmootx You just got some #Commenhatin gold there.

#Smackdown Maddox: “BRAD MADDOX BRAD MADDOX BRAD MADDOX BRAD MADDOX” | #BRADMADDOX #WHADDAYATHINKLAWLER

#Smackdown Cole: “VINTAGE Teddy Long!” | JBL: “Teddy Long’s been around before Vintage”

#Smackdown JBL: “I comb my hair with a washrag” | Cole: “Comb your hair with a washrag?”

#Smackdown Soooo whoever faces and wins against Brad Maddox, gets attacked by The Shield because Maddox can’t get over. #WWEAwful

#Smackdown Brodus *SELLING LIKE DEATH* Face

#Smackdown WHAAAAAT? No “Commercial Free” #ZiggleWiggle? Not sure why, but I am disappointed.

I wish we could get a #ZiggleWiggle from Dolph Ziggler and AJ. The couple who #ZiggleWiggles together, stays together.

#Smackdown Santa Claus to guest host RAW Monday night. Saint Nic is cutting it close don’t you think?

#Smackdown JBL: “OH GOOD GOD, YOU’RE MAKING A CONSPIRACY FROM ARITHMETIC!” | #Commenhatin

#Smackdown JBL: “She’s kissed more sports stars than Eva Longoria!”

RT @Hayes_Potter@5CornersxSmootx using time zones, he should be delivering presents. Sorry Australia, no Christmas for you.

#Smackdown JBL: “Did you see Brodus dance? That’s an injustice”

#Smackdown JBL: “You’re trying to make Trigonometry out of Mathematics” | TRIG IS, MATHEMATICS!

#Smackdown Hot tag shenanigans, Cena/Ziggler legal, Sheamus clotheslines Show out of the ring and Show couldn’t go over the ropes properly.

#Smackdown Cena gets the upper hand and Biggie Langston shits on Cena 2nd night in a row.

#Smackdown AJ AND ZIGGLER ARE HAVING AWKWARD MILD SEX ON TOP OF CENA.

RT @Sekailshtal#BRAZZERS RT @5CornersxSmootx: #Smackdown AJ AND ZIGGLER ARE HAVING AWKWARD MILD SEX ON TOP OF CENA.

RT @MarkSatrang – Well the show absolutely flew by…for better or worse…I’ll give them that… @wwe #smackdown

#Smackdown Apologies to anybody offended at the Lanza joke earlier, I even I kinda groaned at the one. Was flustered in the moment.

#Smackdown Might be here tomorrow for the TTTTT show, but may or may not tweet about it. Shouts comin up in a little bit.

RT @Penguinpop88 – Dolph’s lucky to have a girl like Tris–I mean, AJ! Crap, I keep doing that! At least Big E. Tomko is–ok I quit. #WWE #SmackDown

#Smackdown Shouts: @AdamExtreme @Acer1337 @ZachG96 @_TrackDreams @FarFromForgot @SekaiIshtal @Executnr @Hayes_Potter

#Smackdown Shouts: @edward_shore @MrDreknowsbest @twiztidskull @GimmeStitchesTs @TheUzzI @PunkAngelsDream @PoisonHeart1

#Smackdown Shouts: @RachelnHarley @We_Mark_Out @K1NG_OTR @IAmJasonClark @ThePJRoberts1 @ashleyd1998 @SekaiIshtal

#Smackdown Shouts: @ItsTechTroN @TheUzzI @IAmJasonClark @OriginalKingD @vicky_winfield @supermetsk31 @EricJosphLarkin

#Smackdown Shouts: @GStavrakas @AndyDandyMandy @fredthewolf @woogieman95 @paperdevil101 @yakhunta @WWFRAWISWAR

#Smackdown Shouts: @SanderRops @MariaD_Loves1D @chux4w @THE_Smoot @shanrcarter72 @Hurley926 @VivaMattyVegas

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