Via @RealityOfChris on #VOWLive “At the end of Hour 1, lemme know what you think” | Something or somebody at the end of Hour 1 tonight. #RAW

img.ly/qWDw – According to @RealityOfChris, one of these people is returning tonight at end of Hour 1 #OhYouDidntKnow? #RAW

img.ly/qWDS – Lemme try again via @RealityOfChris 1 of these people is returning tonight at end of Hour 1 #RAW #OhYouDidntKnow

RT @ThingsColeSays – YES SIR WE PROMISED YOU A GREAT THEN, NOW, FOREVER HERE TONIGHT!

#RAW King: “I got my Shocker of the Year last night” | 2 IN THE PINK, 1 IN THE STINK! #ThatsNotPG

RT @KojiClutch – I appreciate JBL’s bowtie.

img.ly/qWEm – Yes @RealityOfChris, I did. 😛 #RAW

RT @Supermetsk31@5CornersxSmootx #RAW Left pyro didn’t work for Rey!

#RAW King: “When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he already had 3 missed calls from me” #WOMPWOMP

RT @LightsOutRBT50@5CornersxSmootx Guess Sin Cara did’nt get the memo of having matching colors like Rey Sandow and Pedio Rhodes Another Botch.. #TheRawLoaf

#RAW Nice to see the announcers are recycling material they used on each other from last night.

#RAW HOLY SHIT THE BOOGEYMAN IS BACK FOR THE TELL ME I DID NOT JUST SEE THAT SLAMMY!

#RAW WWE: Hey here’s the Boogeyman, he’s back now | *Commercial* | Me: WHAT THE FUCK!? #WWEAwful

RT @PrettyHeartless – “I am the Boogeyman and I’m coming to get you” “Is that the Boogeyman?!” No. #Raw

#RAW I for one, LOVED the Boogeyman especially when he ate that tumor off of Jillian’s face..

RT @K1NG_OTR – I wonder if he’s still digesting Jillian’s face thing… #WWE #RAW

#RAW Oh Kofi got the Slammy for “Best John Morrison spot at the Royal Rumble”. Congrats.

#RAW Somehow, Kaitlyn and Eve are magically in the ring. Eve with litterally 2 seconds of entrance music. #WWEAwful

RT @WWEThatsNotPG – They told Boogeyman he was coming out before the Divas match and that he was eating worms. They neglected to tell him that K2 wasn’t here.

RT @WWECreative_ish – Is kicking someone in the boob PG? #RAWTonight

#RAW Kaitlyn wins with a Gutbuster in the “Tell me, SOMEBODY was watching that match of the night.”

#RAW #McMahonRewrite! RT @RealityofChris: Okay, THAT was not the end of the first hour, dangit!!!!

RT @RegalSays – That Lesnar mark has had more screen time than Alex Riley all year.

#RAW LAWLER OR RIOT!

RT @NoleGirlKel – A man almost died…… Download this app! Groan. #RAW

RT @ThingsColeSays – I’m trying to vote and I can’t even access the voting panel

RT @OriginalKingD – Maaan @Wwe is suppressing my vote like a Republican in the recent elections #Raw

#RAW What was so wrong with using Twitter? That way people can vote AND supply their own write-in on the ballot.

#RAW Just like to point out that if King didn’t have the heart attack, we probably wouldn’t have JBL on commentary right now.

#RAW Just like if TNA didn’t shitbox resigning Nash/Booker, WWE wouldn’t have had Booker replacing Striker for a year and a half.

#RAW JBL: “Welcome back King, what are you gonna do next year to upstage that?” | #COMMENHATIN

#RAW JBL: “Tensai’s a huge legend in Japan” | Cole: “Well we’re not in Japan” | JBL: “What do you have against Japan?” | #COMMENHATIN

RT @RegalSays – Did we ever find out what Wade Barrett was offering when he claimed he was open for business?

#RAW How Cole didn’t pass out from saying WWE so many times or explaining how it supposed to work is baffling.

Shades of McMahon’s Millions entries demo. RT @ThingsColeSays: LOL! The app doesn’t even work on the promo! #Raw

#RAW Higher Bob. RT @WNSource: 33 minutes in to Raw, we’ve had 3 matches, 2 awards, and about 6 WWE app references.

#RAW #AJAll RT @Maffewgregg: THE AJ AWARD FOR BEING AJ is next. Tune in after the break to see who wins!

#RAW Stick around, AJ’s SchlobberKnobber Slammy is coming up after the break…that is if the WWE app hasn’t exploded from incompetence.

RT @MaffewGregg – AJ The Carpenter’s Dream: Flat as a board and easy to screw.

#RAW AJ and John Cena is your SchlobberKnobber Slammy winner, well it could’ve been worse. Could’ve been Mason Ryan. Not with AJ but Cena.

#RAW Vickie: “You’re nothing but a 2 bit piece of trash” | THAT’S NOT ANGRY GRANDPA!

#RAW I TUNED INTO RAW AND A VERY TONED DOWN BRAZZERS HAS BROKEN OUT ON MY TV

#RAW So we go from Ziggler and AJ making out to the Great Khali…that’s a decent segue if he was still kissing fatties than competing.

#RAW Khali vs Otunga, haven’t we been down this road before?

#RAW Cole: “I believe there’s a job on LegalZoom(dot)com available for Otunga” | BURIED!

#RAW DID WWE JUST UNDERPLAY THE SHIT OUT OF RIC FLAIR!? WHAT THE FUCK!?

RT @KeepItFiveStar – OH MY GOD! IT’S GHOST RIC FLAIR!!!

#RAW Did WWE find a loophole in the TNA lawsuit or something? “Nah ah ahhhh, you can’t sue us if you can’t seem him!”

#RAW I guess @RealityOfChris WAS right, there was a pretty awesome return at the end of Hour 1

#RAW The announcers seem so dejected after production spoiled the Flair bit and having to put up with their shitty app.

#RAW Thanks Bischoff and Hogan for your obnoxious egos and writing to have Flair come back to the WWE.

RT @KeepitFiveStar – See how much better Ric Flair looks WITHOUT Gunner?

#RAW The guy who won Money in the Bank and broke the win streak is the Superstar of the Year, YOUR DEMOGRAPHIC FOLKS!

#RAW Y’know what? I’m actually glad I don’t have a device to vote. I don’t wanna be lumped responsible for this shit. Keep your broken app

#RAW OH BOY PUNK AND FLAIR, THIS SHOULD BE AMAZING.

#RAW Punk: “Anybody who voted for John Cena is absolutely atrocious!”

RT @KeepItFiveStar – Gotta love CM Punk’s angry hobble.

#RAW Punk: “I’M THE MAN, NOT YOU. WOOO!”

#RAW Flair: “I’m ready to rock and roll. You, can’t even walk.”

#RAW RIC FLAIR IS WANTING TO FIGHT PUNK EVEN WITH ONE LEG, I DON’T KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THIS.

RT @ThingscoleSays – Highspots already owns that Slammy, Punk. Get your hands off it.

RT @keepItFiveStar – Multiple rings? Multiple Ex-wives? Ric Flair brags like an NBA Player.

RT @MaffewGregg – Instant Anti-Drug PSA: screenshot CM Punk next to Ric Flair.

RT @TNABooking@CMPunk wrestling in no condition to do so. Congrats Phil, you’re now @JEFFHARDYBRAND #RAW

RT @ThingsColeSays – If this was in TNA, the crowd would already be chanting “you still got it.” #Raw

#RAW PUNK NAILS FLAIR WITH A CRUTCH AND DOES A ONE LEGGED STRUT, UNBELIEVEABLE

#RAW FLAIR HAS HEYMAN IN THE FIGURE FOUR! | COLE: “CU-KOO-KA-CHOO!”

RT @KojiClutch – Holy shit. This is the best Slammy’s of all time.

#RAW Flair: “Jerry Lawler, I love you buddy” | #Respect

#RAW Flair: “I want to die right here or here with a woman here in Philadelphia” | THAT’S NOT #COMMENHATIN 3!

#RAW TONIGHT’S SHOW IS ONE ZIGGLER CASH IN AWAY FROM BEING THE BEST RAW OF ALL THE TIMES.

RT @KeepItFiveStar – “It’s okay. The Fortune Four’s got my back” – Ric Flair waiting for The Shield.

RT @WWECreative_ish – In one night Ric Flair took down the WWE Champion & put over The Shield. He’s worth every penny we’ll pay his ex-wife #RAWTonight

#RAW Hell if Arn comes out I’ll pop. RT @SethMates: If hhh, orton, batista come out for save, i might pop

RT @Evil_mr_mcmahon – No Flair, that’s not Aces of 8’s. #Raw

RT @TheThrillMurray – Flair’s reaction to seeing The Shield: “what I do this time, officers?”.

RT @ThingsColeSays – I bet they had to frisk Flair to make sure he didn’t have a blade on him before he went out there.

#RAW Ryback just Gorilla Pressed The Train Conductor onto the announce table and fucking bounced right off of it. Great segment nonetheless

RT @PenguinPop88 – Rollins vs Table: A new rivalry begins. #WWE #Raw

#RAW JBL: “Wherever the party goes, The Nature Boy follows”

#RAW Could happen. RT @ceqhfw: @5CornersxSmootx New 4 horsemen?

RT @WWERobinson – I really wish i were in Philadelphia right now!

RT @ThingsColeSays – You’re telling me WWE isn’t desperate for ratings? Ric Flair was just on the show for about a half hour straight.

#RAW #WompWomp RT @Maffewgregg: Seth Rollins realised it was Christmas so he decided to Die Hard.

RT @JCLayfield: #2dollarswithadime at @wwe raw! pic.twitter.com/Yf581YsR

#RAW WE’RE BACK AND FLAIR DB AND KANE ARE HAVING A YES NO WOO OFF! #DAMN!

#RAW JBL: “Brodus Clay looks like what happens if Susan Boyle hooked up with Frankenstein” #COMMENHATIN

#RAW JBL: “Funkadactyls, I love them” | Cole: “You love nothing” |

#RAW Santino and Tensai are presenting the next slammy and Santino has more credibility of the two. Tensai shockmaster’d coming out.

#RAW Santino: “In Japanese, Tensai means Fat Albert” | THIS IS HOW GOOD THE SHOW IS, SANTINO IS ACTUALLY TELLING FUNNY JOKES

RT @MaffewGregg – WWE obviously wants to cash in that lucrative Botchamania market.

#RAW Santino: “You wanna read the winner? You don’t wanna read the winner? This segment fell flat on its face”

#RAW Santino claims The Rock’s slammy. Daniel Bryan comes out to Sin Cara’s music for some reason.

#RAW Sin Cara vs Cody Rhodes after DB got carted off by Kane. Cara’s lighting has returned. I blame @Chux4w for reminding WWE of it.

#RAW King: “Y’know you said HAIR-itage right?…I’ve seen more hair more hair in my shower drain” | CODY’S FACIAL HAIR, BURIED!

#RAW JBL: “Just because you speak English and Redneck does not make you bilingual” | King: “Yes it does” | #COMMENHATIN

#RAW JBL: “Freddie Mercury got a win” | Cole: “That’s like the third show you’ve used that on” | JBL’S MATERIAL, BURIED!

#RAW Ryder and Layla here to present #Hashtag of the Year. *Ahem* #COMMENHATIN! #BringBackStriker #TNAwful

RT @MaffewGregg – I hope this Smartphone guy debuts at Rumble, WWE is pushing the hell out of him.

#RAW #FeedMeMore wins, #AnalBleeding was robbed

RT @PenguinPop88 – If #FeedMeMore wins, Ryback’s speech: “I. WIN. SLAMMY. YOU. VOTE. FOR ME. FOUR. MORE. YEARS!!!” #WWE #Raw #Slammys

RT @ThingsColeSays – If this was 2011, #AnalBleeding would be a shoo-in. RT @5CornersxSmootx: #RAW #FeedMeMore wins, #AnalBleeding was robbed

#RAW Fans: “BOR-RING, BOR-RING” | Big Show: “Keep chanting that, I’m going to sit down in this chair” | Me: BOR-RING! BOR-RING!

#RAW Big Show: “Now get to the back of the line you potato eating Irishman” | WEE BIT RACIST

RT @KeepItFiveStar – CASH IT IN DOLPH!

RT @BotchedSpot – Cash in? Please? #Raw

#RAW YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

#RAW NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

#RAW IF I’M CENA, I’D FUCKING HIGH-TAIL IT OUT OF PHILLY. LIKE NOW. Selfish dick move.

RT @MaffewGregg – …Ziggler tried to cash in MITB but Cena attacked him so nothing happened. This show in a nut-shell.

#RAW Cole: “Here’s the 3 Man Band” | JBL: “These guys couldn’t play a jukebox”

RT @KeepItFiveStar – It’s HUSTLE, LOYALTY AND RESPECT! Not HUSTLE, LOYALTY AND SOUR GRAPES!

#RAW JBL: “Awww c’mon who else drives a Bentley” | Cole: “The boss” | JBL: “Of course, you sycophant” | Y2J-ESC #COMMENHATIN

#RAW Ziggler breaking up with Vickie, bout a couple years too late.

#RAW Cena/Vickie vs Ziggler/AJ in the main event tonight. Uhhhhh, okay?

#RAW @THETOMMYDREAMER ELUDED TO THIS ON TWITTER LATE LAST NIGHT, FUCK YESSSS!!!!

RT @MaffewGregg – FLAIR’S WRESTLING! No he isn’t. THE ROCK WINS! He’s not here. ZIGGLER’S CASHING IN! Sorry, no.

RT @K1NG_OTR – How many vets is Heath Slater gonna face?! He’s the #LegendJobber or something @5CornersxSmootx

#RAW Pretty damn cool that WWE allowed Dreamer to wear his @HouseOfHardcore shirt in this match here.

#RAW Dreamer just splashed to the outside, Cole called him the Hindenburg. VINTAGE #COMMENHATIN!

RT @WWECreative_ish – It’s amazing that @THETOMMYDREAMER is over with the fans without having to eat hair off the ground. #RAWTonight

RT @Clinteldorado@5CornersxSmootx Vince was probably too busy massaging Cena’s bruised ego to notice.

#RAW Fans: “This is awesome! *Clap Clap ClapClapClap*”

#RAW King: “After that, I was in band called Origami but that folded”

#RAW JBL: “I learned during the break that Amerigo Vespucci took pictures of automobiles”

#RAW Oh I see how it is, blackball me from the WWE app so I can’t get the zingers from the announcers. That’s cold WWE, cold.

—FROM XSMOOTX—

#RAW So the announcers can continue to free ball it on commentary. RT @ThingsColeSays: Why is this match still going?

#RAW King: “What is this?” | JBL: “This is still 3MB”

#RAW Apparently Drew McIntyre on the spill to the outside somehow took a shit on the announcers’ electronics.

#RAW Commercial free #Smackdown tomorrow. Ohhhhh boy.

RT @Chux4w – So they’re doing the losing streak deal they did with Slater going into #Raw1000, just dragging two other guys down too. Nice. #Raw

#RAW Cesaro/Brodus/Sandow/Ryback for Newcomer of the Year. Cesaro is my pick but I’m comfortable with any one of them.

#RAW Mild response from the crowd for Ryback winning his 2nd Slammy of the night.

RT @KeepItFiveStar#ThatAwkwardMomentWhen Ryback wins a Slammy, then eats it.

#RAW Ryback: “Owen Hart used to say ‘Enough is enough, it’s time for a change’…”

RT @WWECreative_ish – It’s the future of the WWE in that ring. The very bald future. #RAWTonight

RT @Chux4w – Ryback debuted in 2004, Sandow in 2006, Clay in 2010. Cesaro should have won newcomer of the year by default. #Raw

#RAW Cesaro leaves, Ryback wins by count out. Mean Gene with Ricky Steamboat and JR to present the next Slammy.

#RAW Taker/HHH from these choices presented, is the Match of the Year. Mostly cause it had HBK as ref, cowering in the corner.

RT @KeepItFiveStar – Bullshit! I tried to vote and I clicked Taker vs. Triple H, and they claim I clicked Cena vs. Lesnar! #Shenanigans

#RAW No fuckin way Cena/Lesnar should be on the ballot, considering it mostly was a typical Cena match.

#RAW HHH/Taker wins it, HHH and his short hairstyle first publicly seen on WWE TV to accept it.

#RAW JBL: “Somewhere at his home is a Dead Man with a big smile on his face” |

#RAW *HHH cracks hair joke, barely says a sentence* | Fans: “WE WANT TAKER, *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* WE WANT TAKER”

RT @Birdisthewyrd – Greedy fucking audience!

#RAW Fans: “Thank You Hunter *Clap clap clapclapclap* | HHH: “Thank YOU!”

RT @TheMarkHenry – Why not Mark Henry vs Bigshow??????? Damn!!! Can a brother get a nomination.

#RAW Shield beats up Tommy Dreamer, RicRod comes in for the save and gets his ass beat too.

RT @PenguinPop88 – Their house? The Shield lives in arena garages? #WWE #Raw

#RAW FIND OUT IF AJ IS GOING TO JUMP OFF THE JEFF HARDY SPOT LADDER, AS RAW CONTINUES AFTER THIS!

RT @Ceqhfw@xSmootx I guess the dart hit dreamer tonight…..wait a second…..

—BACK ON 5CORNERS—

#RAW Back from break and AJ seems to be visibly nervous to be 15-20ft high on a ladder.

#RAW FUCK YOU JOHN CENA ZIGGLE WIGGLE

RT @ThingsColeSays Sign (in letters): “ZIGGLER’S BETTER”

#RAW JBL: “Tiger went tiger. Crazy people do crazy things” | VINTAGE #COMMENHATIN

#RAW AJ and Vickie are pretty much fuck this shit and this becomes a 1-on-1 match now.

#RAW A SLIM DOWNED YOUNGER LOOKING BIG DADDY V IS COMING DOWN TO THE RING AND ATTACKING CENA

RT @ThingsColeSays – Big E Langston coming down to the ring to AJ’s theme next week would be gold. #Raw

RT @KeepItFiveStar – It’s Bobby Lashley’s brother! Robby Lashley! Out for revenge on John Cena!

RT @WWECreative_ish – Wow, Clarence Mason has really been hitting the gym #RAWTonight

#RAW Love how WWE’s incorporating NXT guys on mainstream TV, hate how they’re introducing them in the most retarded ways possible.

RT @NotEdKaul@5CornersxSmootx karma and lashleys baby?

#RAW Meh. I disagree. “FEAR US, CAUSE WE KICK ASS IN FLAK JACKETS” RT @chux4w: @5CornersxSmootx: The Shield’s debut was pretty good.

RT @ShaneHelmsCom – Well, I do always preach about how WWE needs more unpredictability. Nobody damn sure expected that.

Thank you for coming back from the dead! RT @ThingsColeSays: That’s it for me tonight, gang. Thanks for reading

RT @MaffewGregg – People are saying ”Dude, it’s Big E. from NXT! Don’t you watch NXT?” FUCKING NO.

Me and @YourBoyDrew were talking about this the other day. RT @NorhaneSamy: Ryblack is trending. TOO FUNNY.

#RAW “Big E” and “Ryblack” are trending…..right next to Vampire Freaks, #FatFish, and Pansexual – img.ly/images/6422904…

#RAW Question, was Big E that guy that was bench pressing a ton that caused Cena to mark his balls off in that Cena vs Rock mania package?

#RAW Yeah, that’s definitely not a guy I would wanna fuck with. RT @RegalSays & @HeelWrestling Yeah, that it was.

RT @GrishamESPN – I’ve won a #SlammyAward for Best Wrestling Announcer and was once named Wrestling Observer’s Worst Announcer. #trailblazer

RT @GkickShalthis@5CornersxSmootx Say, if you or any of your followers would be interested, I just launched a free wrestling TCG at squaredcircle.gkick.net

RT @JRSBBQ – Sitting w/ Ric Flair, Mean Gene, Steamboat & Booker T talking old times. @WWE 4:45 am comes early!

#RAW Shouts: @MrDreknowsbest @ihartwrestling @sonicsentry @R8ed_m @Andy_Salcedo @Executnr @GKickShalthis

#RAW Shouts: @ZachG96 @RegalSays @HEELWrestling @NorhaneSamy @YourBoyDrew @FarFromForgot @TheUzzI

#RAW Shouts: @KINGWORLDCHAMP @supermetsk31 @RachelnHarley @MariaD_Loves1D @OriginalKingD @penguinpop88 @chux4w

#RAW Shouts: @NotEdKaul @supermetsk31 @ashleyd1998 @LightsOutRBT50 @stevie_zace @clinteldorado @twiztidskull @RhondaF40

#RAW Shouts: @JWilliams029 @HashtagPsycho @Bobthe86er @GRANTyouatweet @wrestlingnoob @K1NG_OTR @reeceecup @GStavrakas @Cynfulways

#RAW Shouts: @PuoNayda @icemayne23 @yeahuknowit1991 @ceqhfw @SierraTheWanted @game46312 @thesteelcage @shanrcarter72

#RAW Shouts: @ThingsColeSays @PuoNayda @KellyMayZombie @AnnoyinDreamer_ @UsamahIqbal @memphisport @VivaMattyVegas

#RAW Shouts: @hitmanhartfan @WWEFunnyStuff @hehateme2012 @WWEThatsNotPG @MemphisOnTV @Hurley926 @Bobthe86er

#RAW Shouts: @Brasshole81 @steveaustinweb @supermetsk31 @MariaD_Loves1D @MasterGio @AdamExtreme @Punk_OrtonLady

#RAW Shouts: @marksatrang @Mr_Professor @S_F_NinersFan @SekaiIshtal @EricJosphLarkin @Kaibutsu @MrDreknowsbest @thegreatgib

#RAW Shouts: @HotRedLipstick @Gag3e @91LFB @IAmJasonClark @Wasimperviz @WWFRAWISWAR @TRBLSM86 @Ozclc @PoisonHeart1

#RAW Shouts: @jdaley87 @NickySwagz71 @TheUzzI @Gaet_N @Oli_Row @The_Rattenbury @emilyecstasyTM @EdSmith313 @DennisUltima

#RAW Shouts: @13rogersC @luisrmoralesm @Aquaman247 @GTS_l0ri @WWEKevinChuff @BrandonCSES @SmarkInProgress @DaCrazyB

#RAW Shouts: @fredthewolf @MrDreknowsbest @I_Am_JWeb @Diecot @pink_doom @AFreakyDude @jericho130 @RealityofChris

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