2 hours of absorbing nonsense that makes you wanna forget it’s existence…kinda like Brooke Hogan. #ImpactLIVE NEXT!

#ImpactLIVE Roode: “Tonight, I prove that money talks, and bullshit walks!…It pays to be Roode” | Loved that it was unbleeped

#ImpactLive Looks like Roode has acquired himself Kaz and Daniels, who look like a couple of bandits. Did Roode hit the Powerball?

#ImpactLIVE Daniels: “C’mon out AJ, let’s blah blah blah” | *Music* | Taz: “Guess AJ wants to Blah blah blah” | WHERE BLAH BLAH BLAH MATTERS

#ImpactLIVE List of AJ’s resume: BFG Series, LOST | Match at BFG, LOST | Being the father of Claire Lynch’s Baby, LOST

#ImpactLIVE Todd: “Look at the eye of the tiger of the Hulkster” | #ShutUpKeneley

#ImpactLIVE Aries wants a match Sunday, otherwise he’ll push buttons which he claims he’s good at. Well That WOULD explain the production.

Taz did, not sure why. RT @chux4w: Wait, did someone just say “Hogan’s big bazooka”? Do not want. #ImpactLIVE

RT @MrDreknowsbest@5CornersxSmootx Hogan looked like he hadnt slept in days

I DID NOT. WHOA!! RT @TheRealWB: @5CornersxSmootx Did you know you’d made the WWE App on Monday? pic.twitter.com/2jL3fzAt

RT @NotEdKaul@5CornersxSmootx how could it get any worse then the “professionally trained staff” working in the truck now? #andcutperfect

#ImpactLIVE Apparently this is the first time D-Von and Samoa Joe have squared off. Tenay cites brief run in back in 2007.

#ImpactLIVE Todd: “Right there out of the corner, S-T-Joe” | #ShutUpKeneley

#ImpactLIVE WHY ARE THERE A BUNCH OF GIRLS GONE MILD AT RINGSIDE WITH ACES & EIGHTS? WHO LET BROOKE HOGAN’S FRIENDS IN!?

#ImpactLIVE One of Brooke Hogan’s friend’s with the distraction, D-Von becomes new TV Champ. I can’t believe I typed those words

#ImpactLIVE Back and Al Snow can’t recall being kidnapped by those ninjas and had police do blood work to make sure he wasn’t raped #TNAwful

#ImpactLIVE TNA should hire some of Brooke’s friends to reinvigorate the Knockouts Division.

#ImpactLIVE Mickie: “I’M SORRY I CAN’T HEAR YOU FROM THE SOUND OF THESE PEOPLE BOOING YOU OUT OF THE BUILDING” | All 100 of them.

#ImpactLIVE VELVEETA GOT A NEW CONTRACT!!!!! THIS IS WHAT SHE MEANT BY PIGEONS IN A CAR!

#ImpactLIVE When the music hit, I actually thought Lacey Von Erich was coming out instead of Velvet Sky. Wow

RT @Chux4w – Kenely: “I got some bird seed.” / Taz: “That’s not bird seed.” – And #ThatsNotPG! #Impact

#ImpactLIVE Backstage & Robbie T knows how to work an iPad to pay his Direct Auto Insurance better than Robbie E. That’s not a joke.

#ImpactLIVE From earlier… RT @VelVelHoller: Pigeons in car…

RT @KeepItFiveStar – “If ya don’t know. Now ya know!” – Velvet Sky, quoting Notorious B.I.G. and not saying the n-word at the end. Classy lady. Gotta love her!

RT @TNACreative@VelVelHoller finally got that payraise. $19,000 a year. A record high. #ImpactTonight #ImpactLive #IMPACTWRESTLING

#ImpactLIVE Taz: “Did you see the size of Willie Urbena’s watch? It looks like Big Ben in Espanol!” | We’re doin this again? #WOMPWOMP

#ImpactLIVE She doesn’t have a fist on her ass RT @KeepItFiveStar: Can tell Robbie E is dating Brooke Tessmacher. They have matching tights

#ImpactLIVE Taz: “DO THEY HAVE A LOT OF WHALES IN WALES!?” | TNA in a nutshell tonight.

#ImpactLIVE You actually said that, I just ran out of characters. RT @KeepItFiveStar: @5CornersxSmootx Fine. Matching COLOR tights.

#ImpactLIVE SuperMexicans knock off The Robbies. Joey Ryan interrupts but you couldn’t hear him for some reason.

#ImpactLive Aces8s: “We got a hit out. Money talks bullshit walks.” | Apparently Roode not only gave them Powerball money, but his lines too

RT @KeepItFiveStar – So the Aces and 8’s “Escorts” can get TV time but Rosita can’t?

#ImpactLIVE Even though she blocked me, welcome back. RT @VelVelHoller: LET THE PIGEONS LOOSE!!!

#ShutUpKeneley RT @chux4w: Kenely: “Joey Ryan sure is cocky.” – ARGH! Shut up! #ImpactLIVE

Roode did it 5 minutes before show time. Apparently it’s ok! RT @DAsharpshooters: Why was that guy allowed to say Bullsh*t? #ImpactLive

#ImpactLIVE Angle backstage with Briscoe and Garrett, the World’s Worst Tag Team, thanking each other. INSIDE JOB!

#ImpactLIVE Chavo & Hernandez are yelling at a camera as it sinks in quicksand, Aries pushes buttons and prematurely starts Angle’s theme.

RT @Stuff_Daddy@5CornersxSmootx You know why Al didn’t see those ninjas? ‘Cause they’re NINJAS!

Week before Thanksgiving and Thanksgiving episodes were only taped RT @garrett_22884: Um isn’t this episode not live? #TNA #ImpactLIVE

“That ambush was for you Eddie!” RT @DAsharpshooters: Cutting away from a Chavo promo isn’t a botch. Nobody wants to hear him. #ImpactLive

#ImpactLIVE Whenever the Aces8s theme hits, I kinda want Brooke Hogan’s Nitro Girls escorting them out.

RT @MikeKillam – I’m kind of enjoying #ImpactLIVE tonight. They’re doing some ridiculous shit w/ Aces & Eights…but at least it’s SOMETHING different.

#ImpactLIVE Todd: “Doc, like a surgeon, try cut apart Angle” | Taz: “Surgeon? What hospital did you go to” | #ShutUpKeneley

#ImpactLIVE Part of the ring attire. Wear it to ring = legal. RT @ShaneHelmsCom: How is a metal chain on your belt NOT against the rules??

#ImpactLIVE JARRETT BISCHOFF!

#ImpactLIVE At Final Res., Angle’s 4 vs Aces8s4s, in a mini Survivor Series match. Jarrett Bischoff vs “YOU’RE DEAD” Doc is a REAL winner.

#ImpactLIVE #KAYFAB! RT @JOSEPHPARK_esq: Thank you @HulkHogan. I am going to be an @IMPACTWRESTLING star very soon.

#ImpactLIVE Bully Ray wants a match with Aries, Hogan laughs at him. Bully Ray being nice to everybody has finally caught up with him.

Bazookas fear #Calfzilla RT @chux4w: Bully Ray wants to defend Brooke’s honour, Hogan wants to stop him. #TNALogic #ImpactLive

#ImpactLIVE Just when this show was doing well, we get to hear Hardy’s thoughts again after Storm told him how much of a sober pussy he is.

#ImpactLIVE Kenny King vs Kid Kash vs Diet Zima, winner faces RDV at Final Res. All 3 get the Impact Wrestling theme entrance #TNAwful

#ImpactLIVE One man “You Can’t Wrestle” chant directed at Diet Zima.

DO NOT WANT! #ImpactLIVE RT @ceqhfw: @5CornersxSmootx wonder how long it will take until wwe steals the hardy voice over thoughts

RT @Chux4w – Yeah Taz, keep saying words and it’ll all be ok. #Impact

RT @Chux4w@5CornersxSmootx @ceqhfw: Cena’s inner monologue will be awesome. “Can I overcome these odds? Yes, but only after another 300 wishes.”

RT @Penguinpop88@5cornersxsmootx @ceqhfw Ryback: “MY. MATCH. NEXT.” #RatingsGold

#ImpactLIVE Kenny King: *F5 into a DDT* | Todd: “HE CALLS THAT THE ROYAL FLUSH!!” | #ShutUpKeneley

RT @Chux4w – Cool. Kenny King is being used! It only took, what, four months? #Impact

#ImpactLIVE 1-3-13, [Chosen gimmick on Aces8s Dartboard]-STING RETURNS!

RT @DASharpshooters – There has to be at least 6 segments featuring guys/girls talking on the phone. #ImpactLive #tna

#ImpactLIVE Hmm, looked like it on the Replay. RT @jaymichael_tx: @5CornersxSmootx the opponent lands on his back, not a ddt

#ImpactLIVE *Bully Ray comes out and throws a steel chair in the ring* | *One Man E-C-DUB chant*

#ImpactLIVE Ray: “Austin, I dare you to get into this ring” | Aries: “You want me to get in that ring?” | Ray: “NO, YES!…”

#ImpactLIVE LOVE HOW ARIES IS HAVING A SIT IN FOR BULLY RAY’S SIT IN, THIS NEEDS TO BE A FULL 2 HOUR SEGMENT.

#ImpactLIVE Taz: Here comes Hulk Hogan and he doesn’t look like he’s in a chit-chat mood | But is he willing to Blah Blah Blah?

#ImpactLIVE Brooke Hogan: “Maybe Mark…Maybe Bully is right, maybe you’ve made this too personal” | Hulk: “DID YOU JUST CALL HIM MARK?” LOL

RT @Chux4w – Hogan: “For 30 years I’ve been nothing but business in this ring.” – HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! #Impact

RT @Chux4w – Hogan: “Did you just call him Mark?” – Shoot names, brother! #Impact

#ImpactLIVE Brooke gets the Aries/Bully Ray match made, surprised Todd didn’t say “I guess Brooke Knows Best” #ShutUpKeneley

#ImpactLIVE It’s cool. I didn’t get good look RT @jaymichael_tx: @5CornersxSmootx I don’t mean to be a smark, just thought I’d help you out!

#ImpactLIVE Todd Keneley from obscurity. RT @MrDreknowsbest: @5CornersxSmootx Who is this other guy with Taz and Tenay?

#ImpactLIVE I like ODB trollface’d the ShopTNA Winter Sale package.

RT @DASharpshooters – Hogan looked like he wanted to legit slap his daughter to hell after she said Mark haha. #ImpactLive #tna

RT @KeepItFiveStar – “>.< I'M NOT MAKING THE MATCH" - Hulk Hogan "Daddy, please. Mark. Kayfabe. Stunt Granny." - Brooke Hogan ">.< Okay. I'll make it" - Hulk #ImpactLIVE Todd: "This main event is brought to you by 5-Hour Energy. Hours and hours of energy" | YEAH, ALL 5 OF EM #ShutUp5HourEnergy #ImpactLIVE Roode's coming out with Kaz and Daniels who are wearing Zubaz and fanny packs. Somebody's trying too hard to impress Kaitlyn. RT @TNACreative - R.I.P. #ROOOOOOOO Long live #HOARDY. #ImpactTonight #ImpactLive #IMPACTWRESTLING #ImpactLIVE Taz: "Gotta say you're very opinionated for being a cup of coffee...you got a lot of balls!" | Todd: "Thanks Taz" | #ShutUpTaz RT @DASharpshooters - I couldnt keep a straight face if I were in the ring with Kaz and Daniels. Styles, Storm, and Hardy have no sense of humor. #ImpactLive RT @Acohorst - when did Kaz and Daniels start wearing @MattJackson13 and @NickJacksonYB 's gear? #ImpactLIVE #ImpactLIVE Mason Ryan was robbed RT @KeepItFiveStar: Tallied the results of the #RAWActive Poll and the winner is...#SaveColtsFinger?! #ImpactLIVE Taz: "Thank god no Gangnam, no Gignum, no TexasA&M, thank god it was just a tease" | I STANDED CORRECTED, NUTSHELL LINE TONIGHT #ImpactLIVE Todd Keneley RT @ShaneHelmsCom: Nice Hart Foundation reference by whoever that guy is. #ImpactLIVE Taz: "I think I wrestled somebody who was dressed like that with the Zubaz...that's a different story" #ImpactLIVE Hardy with a Twist of Stunner, Kaz sells like Ziggler, and sadly picks up the win. #ImpactLIVE Aces8s after the match take out Hardy and NOBODY is helping him out. #YESYESYES #ImpactLIVE Roode: "It PAYS to be ROODE!" | WOW, BOBBY ROODE DID HIT THE POWERBALL AND BOUGHT THE ACES8S. LOLOLOL. #BischoffSwerve RT @KeepItFiveStar - How come the Aces and 8's Escorts aren't jumping Jeff Hardy? Or trying to give him Hep C? #ImpactLIVE A fun, ridiculous show tonight. I mean, I had fun with it at least. #TNA Shouts: @OliverBen @ZachG96 @rzombie1988 @PuoNayda @effinpeaz @AY_ItsJAY @We_Mark_Out @ceqhfw @woogieman95 #TNA Shouts: @GStavrakas @MrDreknowsbest @woogieman95 @MsLindsieStarr @JoelxDRRomantic @STARING_KRYSTAL #TNA Shouts: @EdSmith313 @Diecot @mattdflora @jaymichael_tx @penguinpop88 @chux4w @figure4hedgehog @_ThreeSixtyFive #TNA Shouts: @jeevz87 @twiztidskull @Khelsey13 @AY_ItsJAY @garrett_22884 @MsLindsieStarr @Stuff_Daddy @FarFromForgot #TNA Shouts: @cinimodyeslah @THERobertL @PhenomenaLaurax @hitmanhartfan @KeepItFiveStar @DAsharpshooters @NotEdKaul @TheRealWB #TNA Shouts: @K1NG_IC3 @Nozzy_One RT @Rzombie1988 - @5CornersxSmootx I reviewed Impact here with tons of pics: prowresblog.blogspot.com/2012/12/tna-im… Good show tonight! #WWE #IMPACTLIVE #RAW #SMACKDOWN

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