RT @YourBoyDrew – No. RT @YoshiTatsuWWE: Are you ready for #RAW ?

RT @CrankyVince – “In a time when ratings are falling, one enormous & vascular penis rises to the occasion. Poppa Big Cock. #RAW. Tonight. @USANetwork.” (ad)

RT @BotchedSpot – Running a little late with today’s comic, but I think it’s worth it: http://t.co/vIkBcsHA

The Return of the @VOWLive after a 2 year hiatus, May 2nd, 2011 | youtu.be/Vz7BecxwV6E #VOW10

Literally just talked to @PenguinPop88 on the box, trying to get food in the microwave, and getting set for #RAW tonight!

RT @Garrett_22884 – Random thought but what if @DCBROCKLESNAR is behind @TheShieldWWE #WWE #Raw

RT @Chux4w – Cena and Sheamus might be the most unlikeable babyface team of all time. Can’t stand these guys. #Raw

TONIGHT ON #RAW, FIND OUT WHICH WRESTLING COMPANY CAN SET THE BAR LOWER AND NOT HAVE AN ACTUAL SIGNATURE OPEN. #WWEAwful #TNAwful

#RAW #NoChantsInHell in the ring. Cracking up at how Cole and Lawler can spot The Shield on the 12″ SD TV monitors they have.

#RAW Couple of Dollars coming out with new shitty music that has much less WOOF KITTY KITTY WOOF WOOF KITTY KITTY and BJ Raji.

RT @VivaMattyVegas – Memo to #WWE #Raw producers, don’t ever do another non hard camera shot. Good seats still available!!!

#RAW LOL AT THE SHOT OF CHRISTIAN’S DAD SITTING ALONE IN THE SKYBOX. NOT EVEN HIS INDY FRIENDS WANNA WATCH THIS SHIT.

I think @ZackZiggler might have a new friend RT @DivaAlexxandra: Daniel Ambrose….. Good work Cole. Really top notch work out there. #Raw

#RAW I think Kevin Dunn is just fishing for ratings by showing matches from really horrible far away angles. “Maybe we get a 3.0 like this?”

#RAW This is the worst episode of Price is Right ever. I mean Christ, if you’re gonna pan around in the crowd, play the Come On Down music.

#RAW ROMAN RAPIDS, SLINK ON DOWNNNNN!!

Tell unfunny jokes as people change the channel. RT @supermetsk31: @5CornersxSmootx #RAW Fans are chanting Cena, what is he gonna do!?

RT @VivaMattyVegas@5CornersxSmootx what segment does the Showcase Showdown happen?

#RAW *Christian’s Dad’s I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON Face*

#RAW Vintage Nitro Apron Camera Angle > Random Crowd Shots of the Shield debating to go to the restrooms.

RT @WWECreative_ish – Notice how The Shield walked through the crowd without hitting a fan? Another sign they aren’t working with @CMPunk. #RAWTonight

RT @Chux4w – I hear Paige has worked a couple of dark matches recently. I’m hoping she shows up tonight. #Raw

RT @K1NG_OTR – Sign: “Team Goat Face” — Sorry, Noshavember is over #WWE #RAW

#RAW Sheamus just said that he really enjoyed being on Dolph Ziggler. Yeah, who’s the she-male again?

RT @KeepItFiveStar – John Cena and Sheamus are out corny-ing each other.

RT @Jaywhy620 – Daniel Ambroose is trending. Since WWE jizzes whenever they trend, i wouldn’t be surprising if they made a Daniel Ambroose @TNACreative #Raw

RT @KeepITFiveStar – Oh no! Kaitlyn is attacking Daniel Bryan-oh wait. That’s Seth Rollins.

RT @Chux4w – Sheamus said a lot of things about Ireland. They actually all made sense. #Raw

RT @TableOfJapan – Oh, whilst people are watching Raw/following my Tweets, follow @BotchedSpot – his wrestling web comics are AWESOME

#RAW Not sure cause I kinda tuned out after the Shield mess, but did Sheamus say he couldn’t count past 15? Is he functionally retarded now?

#RAW AJ vs Tamina right now. Cole cracks a joke about Lindsey Lohan. INB4 POTENTIAL IRWIN R SCHYSTER SEGMENT LATER

#RAW Tamina goes for the Widow’s Peak on AJ but stops because she realized that’s not her finisher.

RT @AndyDandyMandy#RAW The Mayor of Crazyville… is that a Facebook game?

#RAW Tamina does the work & AJ picks up the win with a Roll Up. I guess Cena really is rubbing himself onto her. ZING! #RiseAboveRollups

RT @PenguinPop88 – I like AJ, but that was vintage Beth Phoenix vs Kelly Kelly stuff. #RiseAboveRollups #WWE #Raw

#RAW Punk immediately comes out after the Divas match, but first has to job to an awkwardly placed commercial.

#8PMCurtainJerker RT @WWECreative_ish: We respect @CMPunk so much that we put him in the coveted 8:30 slot. #RAWTonight

#RAW I’M REALLY DISGRUNTLED AND HAVE SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO SAY, BUT FIRST HERE’S SOME COMMERCIALS

#RAW Wow, that WWE Encylopedia is really big, like length-wise. Makes sense to prevent it from being the likes of War & Peace.

RT @TableOfJapan – The WWE Encyclopaedia is Paul Heyman’s 2nd least favourite book. His least favourite book is a check book #Raw

RT @TNACreative – And to honor @CMPunk passing of @JohnCena record he gets to continue to carry around… You guessed it, Cena’s belt. #RAW

#RAW LOL! Punk name drops Austin and Heyman starts doing the What chants. As @Arda_Ocal says, it’s the little things.

#RAW Punk: “It’s people like you baldy that can’t hold down a job for 365 days let alone a title” | What about title of “not holding a job”?

#RAW *PUNK DISMAL THREE HOUR RAW FACE*

#RAW That awkward moment where you forget that Miz is a face after Punk just buried the entire show with truths.

RT @KeepItFiveStar – It’s Weekend Update with Seth Myers and The Miz.

RT @3ManBooth – If CM Punk Telling Everybody to Leave Didn’t Work, The Miz Coming Out to Talk Will DEFINITELY Get the Job Done!

#RAW Punk: “Mike if you wanted to prove yourself you can march right down here with your Gucci Shoes” | MARKIN OUT FOR GUCCI SHOES!

RT @Maryse0uellet#LOUBOUTIN

#RAW Punk: “I’m not going to stand here and let the people of Greensboro call my good friend a walrus” | RAW, in a nutshell

RT @CrankyVince – LUBEY-TON SHOES? @mikethemiz YOU ASS. IT’S LOUIS VUITTON. FUCK YOU.

RT @WWECreative_ish – Pretty sure calling @HeymanHustle a Walrus is antisemitic. We expect more from The South. #RAWTonight

RT @KeepItFiveStar – “Yeah! My baby’s gonna wrestle the WWE Champion, CM Pun-wait. Lie Detector Test?! >.< Sacre Bleu" - Maryse #RAW That's right folks, find out if CM Punk is the Best in the World, just like how Mr. America wasn't Hulk Hogan's actual name. #WWEAwful #RAW I GOT MY MONEY, I WANT MY DOUGHNUT! RT @NotEdKaul: @5CornersxSmootx would be so much better if stone cold ET interrupted the promo RT @Ryanonrasslin - I will find it immensely entertaining if Punk comes out to "take the lie detector" and it just consists of R-Truth forearming him. #WWE #Raw RT @CrankyVince - QUEER. RT @Ivegotstr8edge @CrankyVince no it's Christian Louboutin #RAW 3 hours, Ring Apron Camera Angle, NWO music...this really is the new WCW. RT @ShintenSuken - For For For For For life For life. RT @Cyborgsumo - @5CornersxSmootx there better be a something on a pole match. #RAW "I MADE IT ONTO BOTCHED SPOT TODAY" ZIGGLE WIGGLE! #RAW Well it is Greensboro. RT @AndyDandyMandy: @5CornersxSmootx All we need is Ric Flair doing cocaine fueled promos and we're all set. #RAW I didn't catch it but I was just told that the font on Ziggler's name box was incredibly small. RT @BotchedSpot - Man... if only @HEELZiggler rode a Lisa Frank pony out to the ring he might be able to beat Cena. #raw RT @KeepItFiveStar - Fun Fact: "Stealing The Show and your Girlfriend" is also the catchphrase of Bowser from Super Mario Brothers. RT @PenguinPop88 - @5cornersxsmootx Yea, 'cause they try to fit in "WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MONEY IN THE BANK WINNER" in with it. We all do. RT @DAsharpshooters: I miss Mark Henry. #wwe #raw #RAW This show needs more Vinny Mac and less of everything else. Rather have him compete with Punk than a lame segment later tonight. #RAW CAN SHEAMUS STILL BREATHE, AS MONDAY NIGHT RAW CONTINUES. (That spear from Big Show was nasty). #RAW Big Show was screaming KEEP IT TIGHT! If the wrestlers are giving Dunn directional cues, that would explain the camera work for tonight RT @Botchedspot - Good Lord, what's a heel gotta do to win a match around here? Besides Punk, I mean. #raw RT @FatherBennyCake - If you're at Raw tonight, please do me a favour and punch that screaming girl right in the babymaker. RT @WWECreative_ish - Flo Rida & Miss Piggy. Yes, this is why our brave men and women risk their lives. #RAWTonight RT @DASharpshooters - Flo Rida and Ms Piggy sex tape would be glorious. #wwe #raw #RAW OH HERE WE GO, IT'S TIME TO WIN DAMIEN SANDOW'S MONEY AGAIN! - img.ly/qmKV RT @Matt_Striker_ - #Raw Lie detector tests are NOT 100% accurate...I think if u hold ur breath ur heart rate doesn't increase. Yes, I watch too much Maury #raw #RAW Sandow: "Who was the 1st president of United States" | Somewhere @JCLayfield is still grilling @WWEJoshMathews on the 38th president #RAW Santino's now out here and he's trying to make Seashells sound like a highbrow fashion designer line. #RAW LOLOLOL, SANTINO'S SHITTY CONCH SHELL SCHTICK LEADS INTO A PREMATURE PROMO FOR THE ROLLING STONES. PERFECT! #RAW For @WWEAYS Sunday I request this show. ALL, 3, HOURS. Absolute #GarbageJuice from top to bottom. #RAW COLE AND KING ARE ARGUING ON THE AUTHENTICITY OF SANTINO AND HIS POWER WALKING BACKGROUND. #RAW Why would I care if I can Stump the #Sandow. Complete bait for dumb people on social media. Plus my Q is longer than 140 charc/15 secs. #RAW Vickie: What are you doin here!? | Maddox: "I'm just here to make sure nobody forgets the name Brad Maddox" | *Commercial* #WWEAwful RT @Marksatrang - this show has gone completely off the fucking rails... #wwe #raw #onlyhalfover #RAW TNA: We can prematurely cut segments and air things visually out of sync. | WWE: OH YEAH? Well we can prematurely cut to commercial! RT @CliffCompton - Spoiler Alert!!! Wrestlemania Main Event will be Hulk Hogan vs @cmpunk pic.twitter.com/o0TCe7Dj #RAW Vickie books Maddox in a match where if he wins, he gets a contract. MCMAHON'S MCMILLIONS, BURIED! #RAW Lawler: "I should get you that car" | Cole: "You're going to spend $325,000 on me?" | This > Tonight’s show.

RT @WWECreative_ish – It’s Del Rio vs. Sin Cara. We’re one drug war in the parking lot away from becoming CMLL. #RAWTonight

RT @Chux4w – Insane bump into the security wall by Del Rio. That was stupid. Looked great though. #Raw

RT @Arda_Ocal – .@cmpunk has been @WWE champion for 5.25 @KimKardashian/@krishumphries marriages. #raw

#RAW This show tonight = img.ly/qtkU

#RAW King: “Did I see that!? Del Rio LITERALLY planted on his head” | So he’s actually a Chia Pet?

RT @Chux4w – No Sin Cara lights tonight! #Raw

RT @DASharpshooters – Sin Cara/Alberto Del Rio are having a great freaking match. #wwe #raw

#RAW Tech: “Okay” | Vince: “It’s not ‘Okay’, it’s what?” | YES, POPPA BIG COCK!

RT @PrettyHeartless – There’s a big hole in Sin Cara’s tights. I can only assume he botched putting them on. #Raw

#RAW YES! They got rid of the WWE Entertainment bumper sound from Vince’s Entrance music.

#RAW Vince: “Thanks Vickie, you look almost…somewhat…cumwhite” | UHHHHH

#RAW This is fucking terrible.

RT @Matt_Striker_ – VKM: “No one likes a liar, Vickie” Vickie : “No, lying is bad ” Pot meet kettle #raw

#RAW So why does Ziggler have to put his MITB case on the line against Cena at TLC, not his fault that Doofy Cena shitboxed his.

#RAW Secondly, what’s stopping Ziggler from using his case now til the PPV to “screw” fans out of the match?

#RAW And Lastly, that was a waste of a McMahon appearance. Let alone this whole “let’s fish words out of your mouth” is degrading.

RT @BotchedSpot – Didn’t they see the video of Ryback trying to lift Heyman up?! C’mon, guys! #raw

RT @MikeKillam – That iPad just no-sold Jerry “the King” Lawler.

#RAW Orton vs Brad Maddox in a “Who’s ribbing who” match here

#RAW The Shield is about one segment too late, but I’ll take a Randy Orton beating. Guess Orton took a shit in the wrong bag.

#RAW Miz in the video graphic forgot to turn on the music for his rinky-dink segment.

RT @Paperdevil101@5CornersxSmootx @chux4w comely was the word

RT @YourBoyDrew – Brad Maddox, walking down the street. Brad Maddox, the man I’s like to meet. Brad Maddox. Aaaaaah Mercy.

#RAW We’re back and Vickie is screaming at @WWERobinson for some reason. Closest to Flair we’re going to get tonight folks.

#RAW There’s your promo shot of “Heyman/Guerrero: WWE’s Lamest Rivalries” DVD Cover.

RT @AndyDandyMandy#RAW I think Paul won that staring contest.

#RAW FANS MARKING OUT OVER R-TRUTH DURING THIS BACKSTAGE SEGMENT = WIN

RT @PenguinPop88 – There’s a line of 500 more guys behind that door, but we’ve only got 30 more minutes. #WWE #Raw

#RAW Kofi IC Champ gets an entrance, Cesaro, Barrett, and R-Truth don’t get an entrance. #WWEAwful

#RAW #WWEBetterShow

#RAW Just when things couldn’t get any worse, Teddy takes a tag match and makes it Fatal 4 Way. Save Blacks vs Whites for #BlackHistoryMonth

RT @BotchedSpot#wweBryan #AJAll #NotFoolingMeAnymore

RT @Chux4w – Is one ad break long enough to hold a RawActive poll? Sure! Just give Cesaro 74% and we’re sorted! #Raw

RT @PenguinPop88 – “Cesaro & Barrett eliminated, 2-on-2 matchup now…..” | I give up. #WWE #Raw

RT @3ManBooth – I Still Can’t Believe Teddy Long Made a Tag Team Match Into a Fatal Four-Way. Looks Like He’s Finally Trying to Get Off Probation.

#RAW CAN KOFI PUT HIS HEAD BACK ONTO HIS SHOULDERS, AS MONDAY NIGHT RAW CONTINUES

RT @Wrestlezonecom – LOL at the guy chanting “USA!” R-Truth is the only American in this match. #Wrestlezone

RT @WWEKevinChuff@5CornersxSmootx Paul heymen on a pole match in your main event!

#RAW King: “I can sit here and watch these guys pound each other all night” | THAT’S NOT PG!

#RAW Even on the shittiest of nights, WWE guys can still do a proper Tower of Doom than anybody in TNA.

#RAW BARRETT WITH THE LIE DETECTOR, KOFI WITH THE SAVE, AND ANTONIO HULLABALOO WITH THE GOTCH NEUTRALIZER RETAINS. Decent match for US belt

RT @RegalSays – Lie Detector test guy: Titus, were you the mystery NXT backstage attacker? Titus: *dog bark*

#RAW Shouldn’t be surprised but I’m truly disappointed that this lie detector test isn’t on 1 of Miz’s leather couches. #LeatheryProjectile

#RAW Punk: “Why don’t you try cheering for the Miz some more, you should be ashamed of yourselves” | *Mild applause*

#RAW I IMMEDIATELY DON’T FEEL BAD ABOUT JBL HAZING THE SHIT OUT OF THE MIZ ANYMORE.

RT @RealityOfChris – This live crowd is pathetic. #RAW

#RAW Okay okay okay, Miz and Punk taking potshots on each other….is the most entertaining thing that’s gone on tonight.

#RAW Punk: “How can I be lying, it’s an opinion you idiot!”

#RAW The sooner somebody outsources Runjan Singh and his shitty Creative ideas the better.

RT @MikeKillam – Hey WWE…you’re about 2 weeks late for Survivor Series. Good try though. #Raw

#RAW CAN RYBACK GET HIS VENGEANCE, FANS WE’RE OUTTA TIME, TUNE IN THURSDAY FOR THUNDER, GOOD NIGHT FROM GREENSBORO

#RAW Just something to point out, don’t you just love how there’s been NO #BeAStar packages ever since Linda lost. Just sayin’

RT @OniRokaku@5CornersxSmootx Now it’s time for the #BeUnemployed campaign

RT @Pipervalentine@5CornersxSmootx WWE’s new campaign: You didn’t vote for me I dont care if you fucking drown

RT @Andy_Salcedo@5CornersxSmootx especially given that they don’t even show up on the website

#RAW Shouts: @Pipervalentine @NotEdKaul @Executnr @reeceecup @paperdevil101 @Andy_Salcedo @OniRokaku @ZachG96

#RAW Shouts: @The_Jason_James @Diamondelle84 @penguinpop88 @RachelnHarley @SAVE_US_GSM @_fatguy_ @Demonjinchuriki

#RAW Shouts: @findmatt @realemo1 @punybanner @theeangelf @_STONERdude_ @FarFromForgot @supermetsk31 @samanthamartha

#RAW Shouts: @Diecot @GStavrakas @MrDreknowsbest @HoldYourVictory @timegan2 @dickfume @Aswimtobirds @garrett_22884

#RAW Shouts: @ItsMeDonte758 @scottfryberger @Brasshole81 @shanrcarter72 @stevie_zace @Gag3e @MrDreknowsbest @WRF1_

#RAW Shouts: @BrianConkey @Kid_Nothing704 @WWEKevinChuff @SierraTheWanted @supermetsk31 @AnnoyinDreamer_ @SekaiIshtal

#RAW Shouts: @PhenomenaLaurax @fredthewolf @AnnoyinDreamer_ @chux4w @AndyDandyMandy @mikepiyp @marksatrang

#RAW Shouts: @SMPLYSID @FarFromForgot @TheMJKnight @smexy_soya03 @ItsTechTroN @DeathProofDiva @ChrisYoung125

#RAW Shouts: @xoMicheleee @Aquaman247 @Radhikalali @RybackFans @JoeGCool @ceqhfw @twiztidskull @ItsMeDonte758

#RAW Shouts: @WWEThatsNotPG @karnuj @REDHOTSCOUSE @PuoNayda @moneymikenunez @fredthewolf @PhillyReese215

#RAW Shouts: @DAsharpshooters @penguinpop88 @cyborgsumo @Gag3e @dickfume @TheUzzI @thegreatgib @MrDreknowsbest

#RAW Shouts: @timegan2 @ZackZiggler @HotRedLipstick @KidMagnum @jaymichael_tx @Alchemist_Who @AMRM2626 @KaptainKayfabe

#RAW Shouts: @HashtagPsycho @JHorton92 @allnewtpir @Khelsey13 @We_Mark_Out @TNACreative @VivaMattyVegas @K1NG_OTR

#RAW Shouts: @RHEmarkable @GKickShalthis @2ndCitySaint @woogieman95 | Good night folks!

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