Tune in because I literally don’t remember what the hell happened last week. (Wrestling’s been a blur for me lately) #Smackdown, NEXT!!

#Smackdown THANKS WWE, I WANTED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED LAST WEEK, NOT MONDAY’S RAW. #WWEAwful

RT @NotEdKaul@5CornersxSmootx I turned on an episode of #Smackdown and an episode of #AMRAW broke out

#Smackdown So I got my dinner made, Cena’s sayin a bunch of nothing to hype the show, can’t count days, and Del Rio’s now pickin a fight.

#Smackdown Apparently Cena just make matches. Did Booker T fall off the face of the planet or something?

RT @KeepItFiveStar – So John Cena can book matches on Smackdown now? Is that part of his 10 year Anniversary Package Deal?

RT @TypicalROHFan – CENA ON SMACKDOWN?! HIS 2012 CHARITY LIST GETS EVEN HIGHER.

#Smackdown NEVERMIND THIS MATCH, LET’S DOUBLE FEATURE HOW IT GOT BEGAN WITH A PROMO THAT STARTED 5 MINUTES AGO. #WWEAwful

RT @BrdWrstlngFn – I saw this match before… #WWENOC 2011 here in Buffalo. @JohnCena won the @WWE Championship. #SmackDown @WWEUniverse

#Smackdown I love how JBL keeps calling SD the A-Show because he’s generally right when he says it. Problem is, opens the door brand split.

RT @NotEdKaul@5CornersxSmootx i think it’s for those who nodded off during the opening promo and raw recap

#Smackdown Octopus Stretch RT @Matt_Striker_: Name this move bit.ly/Typ2k7

#Smackdown We’re back after the RAW promo where Del Rio completely missing a “JUMPING BOMB ANGEL DOUBLE STOMP”, OPENING HERE!

RT @BrdWrstlngFn – Great shot of @VivaDelRio’s bald spot. #SmackDown @WWEUniverse

#Smackdown I would’ve laughed hysterically if Del Rio beat Cena with a German Suplex, when Cena can do one to win a match.

RT @KeepItFiveStar – Del Rio needs to stop going for the Flying Nothing

#Smackdown Josh: “So vicious here” | JBL: “It’s a fight Josh, it’s supposed to be vicious!”

#Smackdown Oh look, Cena picks up the win off of the Diving Fameasser in a match that shouldn’t have happened.

#Smackdown Cena celebrates at the top of the ramp, Ziggler clocks Cena with the MITB case, Cena acts crippled.

#Smackdown Josh: “You hate to see that happen to Cena after a match like that” | JBL: “We fight on Friday nights…CALL THE WAH-MBULANCE!”

#Smackdown Playing the role of Matt Striker this week, KOFI KINGSTON!

RT @NotEdKaul@5CornersxSmootx so adr wont tap to the STF but will job to the top rope hogan legdrop?

RT @KeepITFiveStar – Kane: Yes! Daniel Bryan: YES! Both: YES! YES! YES! Kofi: Boom! Boom! Bo-*Gets glared at* Just once I want people to say my catch phrase…

#Smackdown NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW WORLD ORDER MUSIC, BEST PART OF TONIGHT’S SHOW. HANDS DOWN, PERIOD!

#Smackdown Booker: “Hey I need you to calm down” | Cena: “Calm down? I just got jacked” | #ThatsNotPG

#Smackdown Cena: “You’re lucky we go a long way back” | YEAH BULLSHIT

#Smackdown JBL: “Saw Hornswoggle backstage and said he wasn’t happy. I said aww I’m sorry, which one are you?” | #COMMENHATIN

#Smackdown I kinda preferred Swoggle/Khali feuding in 2007 than being vs Otunga, cool down match. Least in 2007 we got Shaq.

#Smackdown We’re back and a Couple of #Washrags are teaming up with Wade Barrett for some reason to face #NoChantsInHell and Kofi.

#Smackdown JBL: “When did you graduate?” | Josh: “2004 as Daniel Bryan…”

#Smackdown JBL: “You’re just like JR, he didn’t go to OU just like you didn’t go to Notre Dame” | #COMMENHATIN

#Smackdown JBL: “Did you get a Notre Dame class ring off of ebay?” | #COMMENHATIN

#Smackdown Launched Sept 24th, 1992. RT @KeepItFiveStar: SyFy Channel’s been around for 20 years? Man I feel old…

#Smackdown We’re back from commercial and we see black Cena getting nailed and kicking out from a Kofi Dropkick.

#Smackdown JBL: “Not the hottest vegan, Pamela Anderson is a vegan…”

#Smackdown JBL: “You don’t have to like people Josh, you don’t have to sit around and sing Kumbaya to be champion” | AUSTIN, BURIED!

#Smackdown JBL: “WAH WAH WAH, CALL THE WAH-MBULANCE, Sittin out here with Josh WAH-thews” | #COMMENHATIN

#Smackdown JBL: “Prince was a vegan” | Josh: “Don’t know what that has to do with this match” | JBL: “Has to do with Daniel Bryan”

#Smackdown JBL: “Maybe you should be a color commentator because you sure are rotten as a play guy.” | #COMMENHATIN AND NOT PG

#Smackdown Daniel Bryan, like a falling sofa with the Benoit Headbutt, maintains composure with Kane & Kofi to pick up the win.

#Smackdown Wasn’t too keen on the 6-man tag but really enjoyed JBL/Josh squabbling about Notre Dame rings and vegans.

#Smackdown Thank God this is the last day of November so that Striker can shave that awful mustache of his.

#Smackdown I liked how Sheamus’ heroin kicked in at the end of that Striker interview, explains why he sees everybody as the Big Show.

RT @MontaviousX@TNACreative is Stryker gonna start sneaking in “brother”s during his interviews?

RT @TNACreative@5CornersxSmootx Also explains our possible contract offers to him.

#Smackdown INB4 THE SHIELD ATTACKS JAMES STO…I MEAN CM PUNK.

#Smackdown Damien Sandow’s The Apprentice > Donald Trump

#Smackdown Sandow: “You have embarrassed the entire state of Louisiana” | JBL: “That’s hard to do” | Not if your Ray Nagin.

#Smackdown WIN DAMIEN SANDOW’S MONEY! He already has the music. RT @WWEThatsNotPG: Please do this gimmick every week Sandow.

#Smackdown I’m loving how @JCLayfield is grilling Josh who the 38th president is throughout tonight’s show.

RT @KeepItFiveStar – Josh Mathews: Damien Sandow believes he does good by enlightening the masses. JBL: No, Superman does good. Damien Sandow does WELL, Josh.

#Smackdown Sandow needs something better than a neckbreaker and Kidd needs to stop jobbing out to people.

RT @JCLayfield: Incredible what @johnCena does for Make a Wish and was his idea for the breast awareness month. A perfect champion. @WWE

RT @NotEdKaul@5CornersxSmootx Is it possible to nominate Damien Sandow to take over for Alex Trebek when Trebek retires?

#Smackdown We’re back from commercial and we catch the tail end of the Uso’s entrance and 3MB get a full entrance.

#Smackdown JBL: “You and 3MB have something in common. They impersonate a band and you impersonate a commentator.” | #COMMENHATIN

#Smackdown JBL: “So we got a karaoke band and a hair band” | Slater in ring: “YEEEEAHHHHHHH!” | SD in a nutshell tonight?

#Smackdown JOSH IS SHITTING ON JBL’S POP CULTURE INSULTS HE SLINGS AT HIM.

#Smackdown JBL: “Keesha Ke$ha, potato pototo” #COMMENHATIN

#Smackdown MAIN EVENT HEADING INTO COMMERCIAL ZIGGLE WIGGLE!

RT @WWEThatsNotPG – CENA IS THERE JBL. YOU SAW HIM EARLIER

#Smackdown JBL AND JOSH ARE ARGUING IF SHEAMUS IS HITTING HARDER OR NOT IF HE’S ENVISIONING EVERYTHING AS THE BIG SHOW (aka on heroin)

RT @Matt_Striker_ – The closest Ill ever get…..still pretty cool pic.twitter.com/46rua2Lj

#Smackdown Terrible ring presence on Ziggler’s part, not keeping all his body parts in the ring during that cover there.

#Smackdown *Sheamus’ Musical Chairs* | JBL: “Oh I wish he would do that to you”

RT @THETOMMYDREAMER – Hey @Matt_Striker_ u look like a 70s porn star or Barry Foote w/ that horrible mustache & even worse profile pic. I pop myself

#Smackdown Big Show comes down and foils the main event. 2 on 1 Sheamus. Cena with the save. If we had more time, this would be a main event

RT @KeepITFiveStar – Randy Orton wasn’t on Smackdown tonight because he was too busy playing with his new iPhone. He’s really into Angry Birds.

RT @Andy_Salcedo@5CornersxSmootx this’ll probably be on Raw or Main Event next week

RT @SpinninToeHold@Andy_Salcedo @5CornersxSmootx you have cursed us all

#Smackdown Shouts: @ZachG96 @M_Cimino24 @kc14007 @jmurry1234 @SekaiIshtal @TabithaBryant2 @SpinninToeHold @Andy_Salcedo

#Smackdown Shouts: @SW6Crew @bradrufc98 @RachelnHarley @dutchharborpups @AssassinPerfect @WWEUniverse @SkyClues

#Smackdown Shouts: @WWEThatsNotPG @E13A @NotEdKaul @Pipervalentine @DizzyPeace @ec310kp @mare_bare @TNACreative

#Smackdown Shouts: @Rhiannamator @garrett_22884 @R8ed_M @meaves90 @ah_rith @hitmanhartfan @The_MexicanKid @Po_T8ter

#Smackdown Shouts: @SHERMANDECITO @NamzugOluap @Ms_BrittneyXOXO @KenBerndt @JWilliams029 @Darien_Dude

Thanks for the #FF!: @candyflossash @NTP_Photography @DizzyPeace @MakeupArtist121 @pizzalogger @MsLindsieStarr

Thanks for the #FF!: @notoriouseddie @Neshat1Famous @SW6Crew @TwiZZo_7one8 @cawright50 @Konnan5150 @fredthewolf

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Sorry for late shouts. Immediately after #Smackdown was over, spent 3 hrs trying to cobble this together from scratch – img.ly/qmKV

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