RT @RockLegendScum – I really hate wrestling twitter angles at this point.

See what the Aces & 8s will do, so that Ambrose and Co. can copy it 4 days later. #ImpactLIVE, NEXT!

#ImpactLIVE WAIT WAIT WAIT, WES BRISCOE’S GUT CHECK WAS AGAINST GARRETT LAST WEEK!? BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

#ImpactLIVE Oh great, here comes Hogan to come out and be all “Nobody makes fun of my daughter in front of a seen camera BROTHER!”

RT @WWECreative_ish – At least the @JohnCena / @WWEAJLee story won’t end in pregnancy, because you can’t get knocked up in a PG relationship #Kayfabe

#ImpactLIVE I’M MARKIN OUT OVER BULLY RAY’S FLANNEL!

RT @Und3rAverageJoe@5CornersxSmootx Wait, then who technically had the Gut Check to earn a contract?

RT @ZackZiggler@5CornersxSmootx yea, wonder how he won that one huh?

#ImpactLIVE *Obligatory silence to let Brooke Hogan’s shitty entrance theme getting air time*

#ImpactLIVE Brooke: “Dad, I’m not 18 anymore” | Hogan: “I don’t care if you’re 18 or not!” | HOGAN KNOWS BEST’D!

#ImpactLIVE WE’RE BACKSTAGE WITH ARIES DOING HOMOEROTIC GESTURES ON HULK HOGAN’S DESK. WHAT AM I WATCHING!?

#ImpactLIVE Aries: Look I’m layin down on your desk, Brooke how do you make it look so easy? | SCOTT STEINER JOKES, PUSHED!

RT @DASharpshooters – Austin Aries 100 Brooke Hogan 0. #ImpactLive #tna

RT @TableOfJapan – Kenny King hasn’t been on Impact recently because he’s been waiting for Hogan in his office for weeks and weeks #ImpactLive

RT @Chux4w – Storm and Styles are working a tag match tonight? The two biggest losers in the company, united by failure. #Impact

#ImpactLIVE Great, now we have to put up with Christmas shopTNA promos, only with Brooke H, and SoCalVal. Never thought I’d miss Karen J

#ImpactLIVE Mickie James finally gets that title shot against Gail Kim for the KOs title.

#ImpactLIVE Not even a minute into this match, Taz makes a lame joke. Has to be a record.

RT @TableOfJapan – So, this is Championship Thursday, but the #1 contender to the KOs title is wrestling Gail Kim, who isn’t the champion? #ImpactLive

#ImpactLIVE Okay, I apparently have no clue who the Knockouts Champion is.

#ImpactLIVE Taz: “Gail’s definitely well rounded”

#ImpactLIVE TODD KENELEY DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO SAY HURRICARANA. PROTIP, JUST SAY FRANKENSTEINER!

#ImpactLIVE Mickie James gets the win on Gail Kim and immediately we go backstage with James Storm telling us that he’s a man.

#ImpactLIVE James Storm a guy who gets drunk all the time, giving AJ Styles, a guy who’s held down, advice on how to not suck. ELL OH ELL.

RT @DizzyPeace@5CornersxSmootx I thought Gail was the womans champ. Oh well. I do know that Taryn is OVW womans champ, does that count for anything? lol

#ImpactLIVE Judging from opening segment, his jokes sure aren’t. RT @cyborgsumo: @5CornersxSmootx the word steiner is banned brother!

RT @SierraNicole143@5CornersxSmootx is my favorite person in terms of wrestling tweets. He’s hilarious. xD

#ImpactLIVE Aries: “Remember you’re Hulk the General Manager” | Hogan: “I’M ALSO HULK THE DAD” | Me: img.ly/dTWO

#ImpactLIVE OUT OF THE FOUR GUYS, HOGAN ELIMINATES THE BLACK ONE WHO HASN’T BEEN ON TV IN MONTHS, INSTEAD OF ARIES. #TNAwful

RT @TableOfJapan – Hulk Hogan was caught Hee Hee Ha Ha-ing on video #ImpactLive

RT @TableOfJapan – And, Aries tells Kash because he’s a 2 time Champ, he lost it 3 times. #Steinerversity #ImpactLive

#ImpactLIVE Roode: “I’M A REAL WOLRD CHAMPION, YOU’RE A PAPER CHAMPION HARDY!” | TNA in a nutshell

#ImpactLIVE Nice to know it only took one week for Dale Oliver and Serg Salias to come up with awful music for Christian York.

#ImpactLIVE York: “HEY YO, Roode you want somebody to call you out, WELL I’M CALLING YOU OUT!” | NO CONTINUITY ON NOT NO CONTINUITY NIGHT!

RT @LaMystika@TNACreative Bobby Roode can’t even be mad at that. He DID just say that anyone wanting to make their mark should be challenging him…

RT @DASharpshooters – Push Christian York. Bury Kenny King. This company just loves going backwards. #ImpactLive #tna

RT @MikeKillam – Christian York just started a promo with “Hey yo!”. I marked a little bit. #ImpactLIVE

#ImpactLIVE Fun unnecessary fact, I actually recently discovered the font on Roode’s “IT FACTOR” insignia.

#ImpactLIVE York goldbricks Roode, Roode just did a Flair Flop

#ImpactLIVE York screams out MOOD SWING where he’s about to hit his finisher. Roode counters with his THAT’S IT Fisherman Suplex.

#ImpactLIVE I love how ODB last week sounded like a Munchkin from the Lollipop Guild screaming while EY was getting savagely attacked.

#ImpactLIVE OH GOD, COMING UP AFTER THE BREAK, THE GUT CHECK JUDGES YES/NO WES BRISCOE. I hope it’s No to piss off Angle.

#ImpactLIVE *Phew* wanted to credit you but wasn’t 100% sure. RT @Khelsey13: @5CornersxSmootx hey that’s me !!! I’m the girl in your picture

#ImpactLIVE Small world! RT @VivaMattyVegas: @5CornersxSmootx you’ve got my friend @Khelsey13 twin sister in that screw cap.

#ImpactLIVE So after the taped GutCheck judges bit, Al Snow has mysteriously gone missing. THE VAN OF KIDNAPPING NINJAS ARE IN THE BUILDING!

RT @WellYoureWrong – Wes Brisco and Garrett Bischoff..they’re both in Aces and Eight. C-O-N-PIRACY

#ImpactLIVE Kaz/Daniels vs AJ/Storm, Fortune on Fortune crime.

#ImpactLIVE Taz: “Only thing that can shut up Daniels is a vice grip” | #Commenhatin

#ImpactLIVE Taz: “Can’t wait for this whole Gangnam, gongnam style passes. It sucks” | THIS IS THE BEST THING TAZ HAS EVER SAID. EVER!!!!!!

#ImpactLIVE PLEASE LET THE DIRECT AUTO HOOHAA REPLAY OF THE NIGHT BE TAZ SHITTING ON GANGNAM STYLE

#ImpactLIVE AJ does most the work, gets goozled, then gets saved by Storm’s Superkick to win the match.

#ImpactLIVE We’re getting an hour 2 rundown of matches sponsored by 5-hour energy. 5-Hour Energy: Don’t yourself drinking our product

The basement of it. RT @marksatrang: LockDown is coming to the AlamoDome???? Like a small corner of it or what #impactlive

#ImpactLIVE Zima: “You got the pasta, I got the hairspray!” | Hogan: “Zima, stop kissing my ass and sit down”

#ImpactLIVE We’re short on time. Hogan eliminates both Kash and Zima, and Aries gets the X-Div shot against RDV.

#ImpactLIVE Kash: “I’m getting real tired of this” | Hogan: “Your time’s coming Kash” | Oh good so Kash will soon get a match or be fired.

RT @MarkSatrang@5CornersxSmootx There has to be some sort of expo hall attached to the Dome that is more their size,

#ImpactLIVE Yeah congrats to San Antonio for getting #Lockdown, here’s hoping you guys don’t suffer through Garrett B in a cage this year

RT @KeepItFiveStar – If TNA can actually fill that Alamo Dome, I won’t make fun of them for an entire year.

RT @WWFRAWISWAR – TNA really thinks they have a chance of drawing 70,000 people ? LOL.

RT @HeelZiggler – “@Xanthestar: explain #Zigglerwiggler http://t.co/yFfLXLiZ” -my endorsement deal with adult bookstores

#ImpactLIVE Not sure what I should be offended at, Taz insinuating that Joey Ryan is Todd’s kind of guy or Ryan’s “make me a sandwich woman”

#ImpactLIVE Matt Morgan in that Shea Stadium Robe makes him look like a 7ft flasher.

#ImpactLIVE Todd Keneley is slightly marking out that Joey Ryan gave him a shout out on the stage.

RT @TableOfJapan – If Eric Young ate a Super Mario mushroom, the result would be Matt Morgan #ImpactLive

#ImpactLIVE Morgan runs over Dougie Williams and gets what’s seemingly an easy win.

#ImpactLIVE Taz: “Wanna mention Joey Ryan while you have the opportunity? Ohp, you’re out of time.”

#ImpactLIVE GutCheck time. Still no Al Snow which must means the Van Ninjas got to him or Al Snow just hung a kid on a Bowflex somewhere.

#ImpactLIVE Pritchard: You didn’t have a good match, so yes | Taz: You didn’t have a good match, so no | DLO: I’m filling in for Al.

RT @Chux4w – Taz doesn’t want Brisco. I guess they want him to be the guy who saw it coming and tried to keep him out. #Impact

#ImpactLIVE D-Lo: “If it’s good enough for Bruce Pritchard, it’s good enough for me so Yes”

#ImpactLIVE I like how all three guys said that Wes had a terrible match. I blame Garrett

RT @Chux4w – D’Lo: “If it’s good enough for Bruce Prichard, it’s good enough for me.” – Yeah, who cares what Taz thinks? #Impact

RT @SpinninToehold – Wes Brisco ran the ropes in excitement

RT @KeepItFiveStar- Bully Ray just said “Yes! Yes! Yes!” and then used the term “get their head kicked in.” Somebody’s been watching Daniel Bryan tapes…

RT @NoDQDotCom – Here’s the official page for the Illusions Theater. #TNA will be fine here: alamodome.com/default.asp?al…

#ImpactLIVE Hogan’s giving Aries last minute words when all of a sudden production plays a Bobby Rooo vignette over them. #TNAWFUL

RT @MattCasdorph@5CornersxSmootx You beat me by 3 minutes, that is so true, Garrett killed the match

RT @Ceqhfw@5CornersxSmootx the production value of this show is almost as high as rvd is right now

#ImpactLIVE RVD damages his knee on the outside guard rail, Aries capitalizes, gets RVD in the ring with ref count despite foot under rope

#ImpactLIVE RVD gets Aries in the corner with a barrage of kicks, the ghost of Bill Alfonzo’s whistle chirps mysteriously.

#ImpactLIVE RVD goes for the 5 Star, Aries shoves RVD onto the outside who lands face first on guard rail. Fans chant Holy Shit.

#ImpactLIVE Aries: “LOOK AT YOU, LAYIN ON YOUR BACK, BREATHIN HEAVILY, SWEATING…YOU LOOK LIKE BROOKE HOGAN” | LOLOLOLOLOL

#ImpactLIVE *Hogan’s DO I NEED ANOTHER BACK SURGERY OR NOT Face*

#ImpactLive Shouts: @ZachG96 @SipLEAN_BloKUSH @FarFromForgot @rzombie1988 @PuoNayda @LetsGoFive5 @PoisonHeart1

#ImpactLive Shouts: @theeangelf @wrestlingnoob @ceqhfw @MattCasdorph @OliverBen @Khelsey13 @We_Mark_Out @NotEdKaul

#ImpactLive Shouts: @penguinpop88 @marksatrang @StephenSnel23 @OniRokaku @THERobertL @DizzyPeace @DeathProofDiva

#ImpactLive Shouts: @mikepiyp @ZackZiggler @Figure4HedgeHog @VivaMattyVegas @TwiZZo_7one8 @TMOne2169 @cinimodyeslah

#ImpactLive Shouts: @FarFromForgot @mikepiyp @1234amanda123 @cyborgsumo @SierraNicole143 @PuoNayda @circlesky

#ImpactLive Shouts: @cinimodyeslah @Und3rAverageJoe @RyanJCooney @ColoRue @MiKA_DEADFACE @xChillerONEx @AndyDandyMandy

That’s it for me, see you tomorrow for #Smackdown, happy birthday @JCLayfield. Good night!

RT @MikeKillam – Thank you TNA, for one of the worst episodes of Impact I’ve seen all year long. That finish…was so damn stupid. Disgraceful. Trash.

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