#RAW Remember when wrestling shows had actual signature intros instead of dramatically recapping shit you don’t care about?

#RAW After the recap, Ryback is coming out against Titus O’Neil who doesn’t get an entrance. #WWEAwful

RT @SuperMetsk31@5CornersxSmootx #RAW Feed me more Millions and Millions of dollars!

#RAW LOL @ RYBACK’s LOU THESZ PRESS

Worked for Goldberg RT @Aquaman247: Opening with Ryback with no mic promo. Good or bad opening writing? @5CornersxSmootx #RAW @SethMates

RT @Chux4w – You know Titus O’Neil, the guy we’re pushing? Yeah, his finisher gets a one count. #WWELogic #Raw

He’s hotshotting MizTV! RT @WhatMathewsSays: Isn’t this like the third consecutive week that Ryback has started off #Raw?

#RAW King: “I need a washrag out here to wipe up Titus O’Neil off the mat” | LOLOLOL

#RAW Ryback: “I’M STANDING HER UNTIL I GET WHAT I WANT! FEED ME MORE!” | King: “Is he serious?” | No he’s clearly just fucking with you.

RT @Aquaman247 – Maybe that’s why they don’t put him on the mic. Nobody wants to chant feed me more after Thanksgiving. #WereFull #RAW @5CornersxSmootx

img.ly/oG6u RT @K1NG_OTR: C’mon Ryback, you should know the only way to hold show is to sit in a metal chair & bore the crowd #RAW

RT @WWECreative_ish – Whoa, whoa, whoa…Outsiders? No one wants us throwing that term around. These guys all have knees with cartilage #RAWTonight

#RAW FCW SECURITY IN THE HIZZ-OUSE!

#RAW NOT EVEN DESTROYING HIS LEG ON THE OUTSIDE. (That landing was rough) RT @WhatMathewsSays: BLACK SECURITY MAN IS AFRAID OF NOTHING.

#RAW Vickie: “I need you to…” | Ryback: “SHUT UP!” | DANIEL BRYAN AND AJ, BURIED!

#RAW I JUST REALIZED, IF RYBACK WAS INCOHERENT & MUDDLED HIS PROMOS HE’D BE A MODERN DAY ULTIMATE WARRIOR.

#RAW Cole: “Rosa Mendes tweeted saying that she was angry that she got Swoggled” | That’s funny way of saying Brazzers’d

#RAW Hornswoggle: “Who wants to kiss & give you flowers” | Rosa: “EVERYONE WANTS TO GIVE ME KISSES & FLOWERS” | Not Jackson Andrews

RT @WWECreative_ish – Ryback attacks security unprovoked, makes blind threats like a petulant child & whines even after getting what he wants. Face. #RAWTonight

THE TERRORISTS WIN! RT @chux4w: Wow. Vickie is giving in to blackmail incredibly easily. #Raw

RT @DASharpshooters – Ambrose/Rollins/Reigns would have removed Ryback from the ring and put him through a table by now. #wwe #Raw

RT @Penguinpop88 – Good luck Ryback. Considering Rock/Punk is all but booked. #WWE #Raw

RT @KeepItFivEstar – Misogyny is running wild tonight on the WWE RAW.

“AND HE SOUNDS BETTER THAN BOOKER!” RT @K1NG_OTR: JESUS FUCK HORNSWOGGLE CAN TALK, IT’S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE….wait… #YearLate #WWE #RAW

RT @SpinninToeHold – So Hornswoggle is dating Great Khali?

Legit hate the Miz? RT @penguinpop88: Yeah Del Rio, leave his friend rujrgjjgh! What did Alberto do to deserve this? #WWE #Raw

RT @WWECreative_ish – On the plus side, @VivaDelRio isn’t facing @RandyOrton. #RAWTonight

#RAW All he needs to do is “LOAD THE SPACESHIP WITH THE ROCKET FUEL!” RT @AMRM2626: @5CornersxSmootx maybe that’s why I like him so much.

#RAW We’re back and thank heavens this Del Rio/Khali match is already in progress. #WWEAwful

#RAW King: “Is Hornswoggle out here, can he see over the apron?” | “POKIN HIS HEAD OUT LIKE A LITTLE TURD TRYING TO CHEER ON TOMMY DREAMER!”

#RAW I’m already liking tonight’s show because A) it’s terrible and B) I’m quoting past and future #COMMENHATIN quotes.

#RAW Del Rio gets the win. Yay? Anybody who can move quicker than syrup and go after knees of Khali, can beat Khali

#RAW King: “You know you’ve done something if you can make the Great Khali tap out” | Yeah, like win the match.

#RAW NOT THAT I MIND, BUT WHY IS EVERYBODY YELLING AT VICKIE GUERRERO LIKE THEY’RE ROSA MENDES?

#RAW Vickie: “My head is perfectly clear Paul” | Punk: “NO IT’S NOT!” | RAW in a nutshell?

#RAW VICKIE GUERRERO DOESN’T KNOW THE NAME OF ROMAN RAPIDS!

RT @WWEThatsNotPG – I love Heyman’s face.

#RAW Cole: “This is what Punk’s upset about…” | *Segue of Recycled TLC graphics package*

RT @Laughhammer@5CornersxSmootx Khali and Hornswoggle make a great gay couple. He’s the right height to give Khali head.

RT @Supermetsk31@5CornersxSmootx #RAW #HeelWorldOrder sign in the crowd!

RT @AMRM2626 – http://t.co/cxSlDV8X RT @5CornersxSmootx: #RAW All he needs to do is “LOAD THE (cont) http://t.co/TT8zpQ9I

RT @K1NG_OTR – Hornswoggle eating spicy tonight…. #WWE #RAW

#RAW I don’t know what the poll was but #WWEColinDelaney

#RAW #WWEStansky

#RAW *PAUL HEYMAN I DUNNO FACE* on the RAW Rewind.

#RAW Christian’s Dad: “People? Who are these people? Michael if you got a question, all you gotta do is ask us”

#RAW Basically these NXT guys main jobs are to come in on main events and shit on PPVs that people paid for. That’s what I’m getting here.

RT @WWECreative_ish – Glad we shot this interview inside an abandoned warehouse moments before Batman arrived. #RAWTonight

#RAW Bond Villain: “I’ve got something to say, this interview’s over”

#RAW I CAN NOT believe I’m going to say this. But the 3 Man Band “Behind the Music” interview > 3 NXT guys. Not feelin it guys.

RT @WhatMathewsSays – SHIT, LAWLER. DON’T GRAB YOUR HEART LIKE THAT.

RT @KeepItFivestar – “My Grand Slam was supposed to be with sausage” – Roman Reigns

RT @WWEThatsNotPG – KING COUGHING BULLSHIT – THAT’S NOT PG

RT @DASharpshooters – Reigns: “I have no mic skills whatsoever.” #wwe #Raw

RT @WWECreative_ish – Guess which billionaire that spent millions on an election just saw The Avengers for the first time ever before naming a stable? #RAWTonight

RT @Penguinpop88 – “We’re not The Nexus, we’re not the nWo.” | Youuuu’rrre pretty much The Nexus or the nWo. #WWE #Raw

#RAW FANDANGOO IS MORE OVER THAN THE NXT “WE SHIT ON THE $50 FOR THIS PPV YOU SPENT ON” GUYS

#RAW Alicia Fox barely gets an entrance. Tamina with her U-MA-GA music, gets a full entrance with zero pop. #WWEAwful

RT @Shadbeast – Sooooo wwe is now dancing with the stars?… Lame

RT @KeepItFiveStar – Alicia Fox dressed as the daughter of La Parka tonight.

#RAW Yet they’re stooping to TNA’s levels. RT @MikeKillam: The Shield is not an “NWO clone”. For one, WWE doesn’t have competition.

#RAW Who Jackson Pollock’d Ketchup and Mustard bottles on Tamina’s wrestling outfit and proceeded to laminate it?

#RAW Tamina and her Zuma music, pick up the win on Alicia Fox with the Superfly Splash.

RT @MikeKillam@5CornersxSmootx Seriously. WWE is going to have competition if the ratings keep going down.

RT @BodyGuyLito – Aces & 8’s now the shield? What? Did both wrestling companies hire their writers from the FX channel?

#RAW The way tonight’s been, Vickie’s heading into Rhianna territory from how many have already yelled at her to “Shut Up”

#RAW Cena: “Please tell me your gift is that you’re actually retiring” | I think the Pot just called the Kettle the N-Word.

#RAW AJ coming out here in revealing attire. SANDUSKYMANIA, RUNNIN WILD!

#RAW Not just you RT @Shadbeast: Is it just me or is this AJ Cena thing taking toooooooooooooooooooo lllllllllllloooooooonnnnnnnnnggggggggg?

RT @KeepItFiveStar – “I can do this. *Touches John Cena* Or I can do this. *Starts blowing tummy raspberries on John Cena’s stomach*” – AJ Lee

#RAW TACKLING SOMEBODY THREW A BATHROOM WALL AND THEN LAYING THERE TO “TAKE IT” IS NOT PG AND IS ALSO GAY.

RT @WWEThatsNotPG – LAYING THERE AND TAKING IT IS NOT PG (sorry guys, just a little delay)

#RAW Swear to god if this ends up to being a “Who’s in My Mouth” match, I give up on wrestling.

50 SHADES OF GREY BURIED! 50 SHADES OF ZIGGLER PUSHED! RT @danniebear87: Ziggler just turned an innocent kiss into a pornographic novel #RAW

RT @WWECreative_ish – The fake Jamaican vs. the fake Japanese. #RAWTonight

#RAW Barrett: “Wade Barrett should be beautiful should be trending next” | I TUNED INTO RAW, AND THE LOGO NETWORK HAS BROKEN OUT

#RAW Barrett: “I’ve got a 1000 ways to be Kofi” | THAT’S NOT DEAN MALENKO!

RT @WWECreative_ish – Those jeans may have single-handedly killed @WadeBarrett ‘s tough guy gimmick #RAWTonight

#RAW Kofi needs a new gimmick RT @kickoutblog: Kofi needs new music.

#RAW DB: “Unfortunately they don’t have polling data in Hell, so maybe you’re winning there” | RAW, IN A NUTSHELL

#RAW LOLOLOLOLOLOL AT ALL THE PEOPLE WHO VOTED IN A RIGGED POLL!

#RAW JUST LIKE IN AMERICAN POLITICS, YOUR VOTE DOESN’T MATTER. DEMOCRACY!

#RAW I didn’t get a chance to see Kofi/Tensai because I was cleaning up disgusting soup which exploded from the fridge.

#RAW …but I do know that match alone, just gave a whole new meaning to “Sampling THE Wade Barrett”

So, Anywhere? RT @TNADixie: Big announcement for Lockdown location will be made this Thurs. First time we have ever been to this great city.

#RAW Kane: “Red RULES!” | Tell that to the people in Connecticut.

#RAW *Product plug* | *Justin Roberts trample* | King: “Why did he jump all over me?” | Cole: “I have no idea what he does around here”

RT @Chux4w – King just called Mysterio a young man. a 37 year old young man who is considering retirement in the next year or two. #Raw

#RAW Stick around, this Mysterio/DBryan match will be right BAA-AAAA-AAAA-AAAACK, #AsMondayNightREALLLLYContinues

#RAW King: “We are BAAA-AAAA-AAA-AAAACK” | YOU’RE WELCOME WWE

RT @Arda_Ocal – “@daveemrich: @arda_ocal …did you just refer to making out as second base?” #WWWYKI

#RAW Cole: “Do you think Bryan’s the least popular of Hell No?” | King: “Oh he has to be!” | IWC TONIGHT, BURIED!

#RAW King: “I don’t think I’d look like a goat” | Cole: “I don’t think you look like a King yet you prance around like one” | #COMMENHATIN

#RAW Slingshot into the 619 gives Rey the win. So internet, what have we learned?

Just like Mexican feuds! RT @chux4w: Ha! Rosa started her sentence in Spanish but had no interest in finishing it in Spanish. #Raw

#RAW Why does WWE keep replaying AJ entering the Men’s room as if a girl’s never seen a dude’s schlong before? #WWEAwful

RT @AndyDandyMandy@5CornersxSmootx Didn’t Melina do this all the time when she worked there? What’s the big deal!?

RT @KeepItFiveStar – WWE loves replaying Dolph Ziggler’s #WWE13 OMG Moment on John Cena through the bathroom stall.

#RAW BATHROOM ALPHA MALE ZIGGLE WIGGLE!

RT @AndyDandyMandy#RAW This is supposed to be a personal situation, and we get Wrestling 101 tactics to start out. Not sure I’m feeling it.

#RAW True. RT @NotEdKaul: @5CornersxSmootx I feel like I’m at a better place by missing raw tonight, true or false?

#RAW If WWE really are going to make stables off of FX’s programming, I can’t wait for the Archer themed one lead by @HeelZiggler.

#RAW Cena, off of Ziggler doing ab crunches, gets a 2 count.

11? I think you mean 30 CHAIR SHOTS TO THE BIG SHOW! RT @K1NG_OTR: 11 ELBOW DROPS AND CENA LAID THERE AND TOOK IT LIKE A BITCH…#WWE #RAW

#RAW *Cena hulking up in a headlock FACE*

RT @BrooklynBrawla – worst stf in the business… #RAW

HGH is a helluva drug RT @chux4w: I’m just waiting for that point where Cena forgets he’s hurt, hits the AA “out of nowhere” and wins. #Raw

#RAW OH BOY, AA THROUGH THE TABLE, TABLES MATCH CENA/ZIGGLER AT TLC

#RAW Orrrrr not.

She looks 12. RT @chux4w: Cena looks so much like he doesn’t want to be kissing AJ. I have no idea how this can be the case. #Raw

#RAW Trust me guys, the Soup’s WWE special from Wednesday beats tonight’s RAW with one arm behind its back. Really hilarious.

#RAW King: “We counted them, over 30 chair shots delivered to the Big Show from the Great White” | WRONG, 18.

RT @Chux4w – King: “We counted them – over 30 chair shots!” – If you counted them, why can’t you give us the actual number? #Raw

#RAW Sheamus vs Cesaro Aficionado here. Get ready for your US Champ to be annihilated by Smackdown’s Cena.

#RAW Extent of Sheamus/Big Show feud: “Official official, that official official 30 CHAIR SHOTS!!! Fella official That official.”

Then it’s NXT. RT @jaywhy620: What if a chairs match is actually a game of musical chairs? #Raw @TNABooking

#RAW *Antonio Garbanzo WHADDAYA MEAN THAT WAS TWO face*

#RAW ANTONIO CAPPUCCINO JUST KNOCKED THE FUCKING BEJESUS OUT OF SHEAMUS, ONLY FOR SHEAMUS TO NO SELL IT.

#RAW ARRIVE, SLOWLY WALK TO THE RING SO THAT ANTONIO CAN GET COUNTED OUT, SLINK AWAY

#RAW Big Show tearing apart a steel chair with his own hands, is exactly how I would sum up tonight’s show.

RT @KeepItFivEstar – Only in WWE 13 can you have Shawn Michaels and The Kliq bury CM Punk like he’s Adam Bomb.

RT @WWECreative_ish – Next time let’s get a chair that’s willing to sell for Big Show #RAWTonight

#RAW King: “Do you think Zack Ryder is a mouth breathing whatdoyoucallit?” | Cole: “Yes I do.”

#RAW COLE AND KING BURYING JUSTIN ROBERTS LIKE HIS NAME WAS TONY CHIMEL. #COMMENHATIN

#RAW Sandow in the pink and Ryder in orange, they look like a couple of spray tanned life sized packs of Bubblicious Bubble Gum.

—FROM XSMOOTX—

#RAW Cole: “I’ve probably pronouncing it wround, I told you I’m brushing up on my Latin” | HOW MANY MONTHS DO YOU NEED ALREADY!?

RT @WWECreative_ish – We highly doubt anyone has ever sent out an interesting Tout. #RAWTonight

RT @Matt_Striker_ – Zack Ryders GhostBuster knee pads ? Man, n I got grief for argyle ?! #Raw

#RAW Sandow wins with a fancy sounding Neckbreaker to get the win and the crowd goes mild. Sandow with that Wednesday night push vs Cena!

RT @Supermetsk31@5CornersxSmootx #RAW Cole buried by Cole!

RT @Matthewcarney – If u didn’t get to catch it on E! the very funny WWE Soup special airs on USA in about 30 min. Then tomorrow on Al Jazeera.

RT @Sekailshtal@5CornersxSmootx Thanks. Now I desire some Bubblicious gum. :/ #RAW

#RAW According to that WWEShop promo, I get a 115% off at checkout. #SteinerMath

RT @TNABooking – Wrestlers advancing because fans want to see them is wrong? #FuckThisCompany #RAW

#RAW The Main Event YOU didn’t choose to see. Punk/Kane, coming up right now.

RT @DASharpshooters – Fact: Everyone in the audience tonight hates wrestling. #wwe #raw #DeadCrowd

RT @SpinninToeHold – I think we have lost a few live tweeters. I don’t blame them. lol

RT @ShintenSuken#RAW Man, that is one “Don’t give a shit about wrestling” audience hard cam side of the ring.

#RAW *Heyman slides Punk under ropes* | King: “What is he doing!?” | Cole: “Look at this idiot!” | PROTECTING HIS CLIENT =/= IDIOT

#RAW Can’t wait for Ezekiel Jackson, Justin Gabriel and Heath slater to join the Corr, I mean The SHIELD. #WWEAwful

RT @IamKirkules – I have a feeling Ambrose will take off his face and reveal he is Devon. #AcesAndEightsStoryOnRaw @WRESTLEZONEcom

#RAW Cole: “Does the SHIELD’S argument that they don’t work for Punk still hold water” | I dunno, find out on the next episode of IMPACT!

—BACK ON 5CORNERS—

#RAW Oh oh, of course NOW I’m back after the show goes off the air. I see how it is Twitter.

Have to pay for a PPV first. RT @AndyDandyMandy: #RAW You’d think with all that SWAT gear on SHIELD, there’d be pepper spray somewhere

#RAW Didn’t really feel RAW from top the bottom, sorry for getting locked out, will try to do better next time.

For those watching The Soup’s WWE special on USA right now, this just happened – img.ly/q7IG

#RAW Originally was going to be “Where 1.0 Ratings Will Soon Matter” – img.ly/qcQM

#RAW Shouts: @Ozclc @fault_12345678 @Andy_Salcedo @Demonjinchuriki @Clari_x3 @WWEThatsNotPG @Seanfranchise6 @SekaiIshtal

#RAW Shouts: @RachelnHarley @_iHarley @tehangelf @paperdevil101 @stevie_zace @radiofreeg @supermetsk31 @JoelxDRRomantic

#RAW Shouts: @AnnoyinDreamer_ @ceqhfw @icemayne23 @MasterGio @ceqhfw @MrsZigglesworth @KwazQuent @We_Mark_Out

#RAW Shouts: @_fatguy_ @JakeGronie @Legendolegends @ShintenSuken @chux4w @HotRedLipstick @K1NG_OTR @NotEdKaul

#RAW Shouts: @smexy_soya03 @AndyDandyMandy @Fredthewolf @OkamiRisingSun @THE_Smoot @infernalhippy @RHEmarkable

#RAW Shouts: @OGCeeg_KTA @HotRedLipstick @GStavrakas @icemayne23 @PhillyReese215 @ZackZiggler @reeceecup @MsLindsieStarr

RT @PhillyReese215@5CornersxSmootx all the votes was from florida.

#RAW Shouts: @ZachG96 @hitmanhartfan @marthamunguia @supermetsk31 @TNACreative @nikke06 @SierraNicole143

#RAW Shouts: @AMRM2626 @danniebear87 @MrDreknowsbest @smexy_soya03 @shelley_budd @K1NG_OTR @BJ_Raji

#RAW Shouts: @KeepItFiveStar @KaptainKayfabe @ItsTechTroN @MikeKillam @StephenSnel23 @ItsTechTroN @IAmJasonClark

#RAW Shouts: @NatMcCoolFan @ts_arjunkrishna @laughhammer @scottfryberger @Aquaman247 @JCFanbase @SaifQuadri @13rogersC

#RAW Shouts: @LloydBarrett12 @PuoNayda @HeelAizen @xTWGx @MariaD_Loves1D @TheRealWB

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