Find out how WWE will drop the ball with a bond villain, a guy with a terrible haircut, and Christian’s Dad. #RAW, TONIGHT!!!

I am genuinely unexcited for tonight’s show. #RAW, NEXT

RT @MikeKillam – I’m going to be honest for a second: when the NXT gang attacked, until Cole said something, I had no idea who they were.

RT @Crankyvince – OOPS. SHIT MY PANTS.

#RAW No joke, I literally timed the piss break I just took during the Survivor Series recap PERFECTLY.

RT @Chux4w – Narrator: “Who are the three individuals who assaulted Ryback?” – Cole told us who they were last night. Pay attention. #Raw

#RAW Ryback: “…Taking food out of a starving man’s mouth…” | Tell me about it.

#RAW Vickie hates on Ryback and books him in a match against Tensai. This has gotta be a rib.

RT @DASharpshooters – Ryback vs Tensai to start off Supersta…I mean #raw. #wwe

#RAW Ryback gets Tensai up like this is an episode of Smackdown (that everyone seems to forget), picks up the win.

#RAW LOL @ Sheamus fussing out the ref who counted 3 when Big Show KO’d him.

RT @DASharpshooters – Sheamus is the last person who should be arguing with referees over a bad call. #wwe #Raw

RT @KiddWWE – Also….first time in 15 years a sharpshooter wasn’t used in a screwjob ending at survivor series

#RAW Wade Barrett: “The fact that Kofi Kingston is walking around with the IC, is an absolute disgrace” | Why? Cause he’s ALL BLACK?

#RAW Cole: “We understand that Vickie has MORE evidence on the AJ scandal” | OH COME ON, HOW MUCH MORE OF THIS DO WE REALLY NEED!?

#RAW Really good match between Kofi and Barrett for the IC title, and I’m not just saying that cause I cleaned my glasses and got some candy

Title matches on #RAW? Silly me. RT @MikeKillam: @5CornersxSmootx Match isn’t for the IC title. As I’m sure you’ve been told 12 times by now

#RAW Kofi kicks out of Barrett’s Blackhole Slam. CHRIS, Y’KNOW *Hand up here* ABYSS, BURIED!!!

#RAW Barrett with the Souvenir Elbow to Kofi’s bad eye, wins. Can’t wait for that Barrett/Kofi TLC Ladder match where they grab Visine.

#RAW Y’know, I’m getting just a little sick & tired of Beady-Eyed Brad Maddox and how we’re supposed to feel sorry for him.

#RAW WHY IS PAUL HEYMAN SHOWING OFF A CM PUNK PORTRAIT TO A COUPLE OF FELLOW JEW WRITERS WHO MOST LIKELY WROTE THIS SHOW!?

#RAW Striker: “What about Ryback?” | Punk: “WHAT ABOUT RYBACK!?” | RAW in a nutshell tonight.

#RAW LOL at all the people who are just now seeing the Paul Heyman shirt for the first time, when I saw it months ago on the FB poll

#RAW img.ly/pTE6 RT @WWEThatsNotPG: That fucking 70’s porno stache is still horrible AND NOT PG.

#RAW Understandable on both accounts. RT @GKickPerry: @5CornersxSmootx My problem is I avoid FB like the plague. Still dig the shirt.

#RAW *Kaitlyn barely gets an entrance, Aksana no entrance* | King: “This puts the whoopee in my cushion” | #ThatsNotPG

#RAW Kaitlyn and Aksana here needs more smooth playing Saxophone and the Brazzers logo.

#RAW King: “Is that why you keep your hair so short, so that you don’t get thrown around by a woman?” | Cole: “Exactly”

#RAW RT @BotchedSpot: Getting festive with today’s comic: ow.ly/fqkbv

#RAW @TheSoup special this Wednesday is going to be amazing. Can’t wait!

#RAW Truth: “Brodus is hot!” | Cole: “Brodus is? What about the girls?”

#RAW Cole: “What kind of dog would you be?” | Truth: “A Man’s dog…a Junkyard Dog!…” | #AllBlack

img.ly/pW0i | RT @NoleGirlKel Oh god. Truth on commentary? My brain just imploded. #RAW

RT @Chux4w – Stop saying “Brodus is hot!” #Raw

RT @WWECreative_Ish – We immediately regret putting @RonKillings on commentary. #RAWTonight

#RAW One way to get me to watch WWE Main Event for the wrong reasons? Putting R-Truth on commentary.

#RAW I’m shocked Truth didn’t say that Little Jimmy says that Cole talks too much, despite Little Jimmy not being out there.

RT @KeepItFiveStar – Naomi: Mmm. LOST AGAIN, Brodus. Cameron: I can’t with this fool. Big E. Langston’s been hittin me up. I’ma switch teams. Naomi: Mmmmmmmhmm

#RAW As I’ve always said, John Cena’s a terrible wrestler but a great humanitarian.

RT @Chux4w – Oh look, Vickie has found the Lynches!

#RAW Vickie Guerrero coming out with her own Claire Lynch? – img.ly/pW0X

#RAW For the record, I’m also blaming Vickie’s “eyewitnesses” as both Jews and writers who came up with tonight’s show.

RT @WhatMathewsSays – SHE’S PREGNANT WITH AJ’S BABY! #TNA #TNA

RT @WWEThatsNotPG – PARKING IN THE PARKING LOT IS NOT PG

RT @Stevie_Zace@5CornersxSmootx if this was 1998 we’d have seen the footage of them fucking already

#RAW Welp, there’s your #365 Live Sex Celebration/Sandusky footage.

RT @DASharpshooters – OMG Cena may have just broke his ankle…because of this dumb storyline. #wwe #Raw

RT @JRSBBQ – One nite in a bar..non televised. #sauceit @cirenbadman: @JRsBBQ did you and @RealMikeTenay ever call a match together ?”

RT @MikeKillam – Oh my god… Claire Lynch is trending. AHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!

#RAW King: “Look at Del Rio, a pretty spiffy man” | Someone tell him to stop trying to sway the Latinos, the election’s over.

#RAW Orton’s now coming out and an abrupt silence from the announcers. Either King’s had another heart attack or they fell just asleep too.

#RAW King: “I am old enough to remember we had 9 planets. Sorry Pluto but you’re unfriended”

#RAW Not PG but is Mickie James RT @WWEThatsNotPG: CENA BLOWS OUT HIS ANKLE KISSING AJ, AND AJ BLOWS SOMETHING ELSE FOR HIM IN RETURN.

But does look 12. RT @CRZ: John Cena’s *301st* Make-A-Wish was for AJ, who as far as we know was not suffering a debilitating illness #RAW

RT @MikeKillam – NO I’M THE APEX PREDATOR! No…. I, AM THE APEX PREDATOR! #Raw

#RAW Del Rio gets himself DQ’d after he aggressively attacks Orton’s arm. Awkward commercial break.

RT @BeansOnToastUK@WWEThatsNotPG I don’t think you’d appreciate Sandow’s gesture! pic.twitter.com/DCfPGeW5

#RAW DB did the same vs Sheamus on PPV. RT @RegalSays: Russo Booking: Books two out of three fall match, match ends by DQ after first fall

RT @Matt_Striker_ – The ‘stache has grown into legend. It’s to raise awareness for prostate cancer, which can be cured if caught early. Get checked its worth it

RT @RegalSays@5CornersxSmootx nah I meant the whole match ends after the first fall #VintageRusso

RT @JRSBBQ – Can you imagine back in the day George the Animal Steel kissing Miss Elizabeth on TV? Please, no green tongue jokes. What would Monsoon say?

RT @JCLayfield – Watching @wwe raw, didn’t expect the @JohnCena @WWEAJLee ‘conversation’. I’m now a #dollarListeningtoaDime with @MichaelCole

#RAW Orton taps out to the Armbreaker. Next fall wins it. Orton mouthing off to Chioda.

#RAW Chioda tosses RicRod after interfering. Del Rio nails the backstabber. 2 count. CARLITO, BURIED!

RT @WWECREATIVE_ISH – Which @VivaDelRio thievery is worse, him stealing the RKO or @Bodyguylito ‘s Backstabber? #RAWTonight

#RAW Piper on that Piper’s Pit segment. RT @RealArmandoHaHa: “dont blow no more smoke in my face, Mr Downey” #famousquotes

No, he’s just that big of a dick. RT @DAsharpshooters: I guess the heelish stuff from last night by Orton never happened. #wwe #Raw

RT @WWECreative_Ish – So does this make @HEELZiggler the Show Stopper and the Cock Blocker? #RAWTonight

#RAW They replayed the Cena ankle/knee tweak from earlier, heard murmurs of a Meniscus tear (knee) from the trainer in that backstage bit.

#RAW We’re back and Great Khali is dancing or swimming through air.

RT @DASharpshooters – Speaking of Blown Knees, Ladies and Gentlemen, The Great Khali! #wwe #Raw

#RAW Khali’s lumbering around with Puerto Ricans while Hornswoggle tries to hit on Rosa with water squirting flowers.

#RAW WORST WET T-SHIRT CONTEST EVER.

#RAW Cole: “Let’s get a slow motion of this” | *BRAZZERS LOGO*

#RAW Who should stop HORSING around with Lillian. RT @WWEThatsNotPG: Cole called Swoggle a ribber. We’ve now entered the 4th dimension.

#RAW @HEYMANHUSTLE SCREAMING AT AN ITALIAN SOUNDING GUY ABOUT BALLOONS IS THE BEST PART OF THE SHOW SO FAR TONIGHT!

RT @WhatMathewsSays – PAUL HEYMAN IS A BALLOON GUY.

RT @Chux4w – I hope they’re helium balloons. I want to hear the squeaky voice of the voiceless. #Raw

#RAW We’re back and David Otunga is coming out now and looks odd with out a fistful of Hostess products in his hands.

#RAW Cole: “You & Miz have something in common, both Browns fans who lost in OT yesterday” | King: “Almost gave me another heart attack”

RT @JRSBBQ – Lets chat, pal. “@JoeyStyles:@WWEHornswoggle just sprayed all over @LaRosaMendes’ fa…wait, that won’t sound PG. Pls disregard this tweet.

RT @PenguinPop88 – Catching up on #Raw via timeline part 2. Feat. @5CornersxSmootx @CrazyClock222 @dasharpshooters & @YourBoyDrew http://t.co/iYYeXy7M

RT @AndyDandyMandy#RAW The last thing this show needs is a David Otunga chinlock.

#RAW *Otunga clobbering Miz* | Fans: “This is awe-some *Clap Clap ClapClapClap* | DAYTON, OHIO, #COMMENHATIN!

RT @WWETimekeeper@TonyChimelWWE please stop calling my wife @FrontPaigeStory when you know I’m not there

#RAW Why is Miz struggling with Otunga here? Are Twinkies Otunga’s “Spinach”? What the hell is going on tonight!?

#RAW Maryse should come out period. RT @KeepItFiveStar: Maryse should just come out and tell everyone to cheer Miz because he’s face now.

RT @Andy_Salcedo@5CornersxSmootx Otunga probably yelled in his head “FOR TWINKIES”

RT @Ceqhfw@5CornersxSmootx miz is a face and Otunga is a jobber. Way different show than 6 months ago

#RAW King: “There was more than 30 chair shots on the Big Show” | THAT’S NOT “9000 WATT SEARCHLIGHT” ACCURATE!

#RAW God I miss Backlash.

RT @Supermetsk31@5CornersxSmootx #RAW A shoot of a tired fan in the crowd!

#RAW Sheamus: “Now before I knock the BA-JAY-ZUS out of my opponent” | THAT’S NOT ZANDIG!

#RAW First shitting on the Miz and now WHAT’ing Sheamus, this crowd rocks!

#RAW Sheamus and Big Show = LOUD NOISES

RT @WWECreative_ish – Sheamus stepping all over Big Show in this promo. This is the microphone equivalent to a Ryback match. #RAWTonight

#RAW Cole: “Sandow, Sheamus’s scheduled opponent. A shame he had to break up this great argument” | GREAT!?

#RAW Cole: “Can Sandow somehow get back in this?” | King: “Get away from us…don’t touch my drink!” | *Commercial*

#RAW #365 @CMPunk – img.ly/pW7L

RT @Chux4w – My expectations for this balloon segment have been inflated. I hope Heyman wasn’t just full of hot air. I’ll pop big for them. #Raw

RT @KeepItFiveStar – What if injured wrestlers literally stood on a shelf until they were ready to return?

#RAW King: “I’m serious, I really think Sheamus hit the Big Show more than 30 times with that steel chair” | SERIOUSLY, NO.

RT @CrankyVince – THROWING A WATER BOTTLE AT LISPY WRITER FOR BEING A LISPY WRITER. FUCK YOU.

#RAW And for a fired up Irishman, he beats Sandow in a match that shouldn’t have been 2 segments long. #BOREbaric

#RAW BEST THING ON THE SHOW, HEYMAN YELLING ABOUT BALLOONS. WORST THING ON THE SHOW, VICKIE’S LAUGH.

#RAW Rosa and Hornswoggle from earlier tonight. – img.ly/pW95

#RAW Dolph: “SAVE IT AJ, girls like you are a dime a dozen” | MONEY IN THE BANK WITH A DOZEN DIMES.

#RAW In time it’s taken to ad-lib Cena injuried with a torn Meniscus, somebody took the time to unscrew bolts in the Locker Room Stalls.

RT @Supermetsk31@5CornersxSmootx #RAW Good thing Big Show wasn’t in the stalls again!

#RAW Needed more Coach Z’s “I’M TAKIN’ A LEAK!” RT @WWEThatsNotPG: LET’S HOPE NO ONE WAS PINCHING A LOAF

Love what you do Marty! RT @JustinRoberts Ringside #RAW: Cole Lawler & @MartyMillerc4 holding the camera! pic.twitter.com/nW51mJHX

RT @TNAMikeTenay@TNACreative @JohnCena John “Glory Hole” Cena has a certain ring to it.

RT @DamienSandows – BREAK THE STALLS DOWN

RT @WWEThatsNotPG – For those wondering, there is a toilet in that first stall, the wall is just covering it up.

#RAW STOP GIVING TITUS O’NEIL MIC TIME, MOTHERFUCKER CANNOT SPEAK TO SAVE HIS LIFE.

RT @DASharpshooters – Speaking of Bad knees, (Again), Rey Mysterio! #wwe #Raw

#RAW Tensai and McGillicuty’s faces are awesome! RT @HeymanHustle: @LaRosaMendes BALLOONS!!! bit.ly/UEpigS

#RAW King: “Careful Darren that migh’ve singed your…hair” | Darren: “Now you’re a comedian” | Titus: “C’mon King have a HEART *smirk*”

#RAW 3MB, couple weeks ago RT @penguinpop88: In reply to that Heyman pic, when did Drew McIntyre become AMW-era James Storm?

#RAW AW: LIKE PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST, IT’S UNSTOPPABLE! RT @supermetsk31: @5CornersxSmootx #RAW This is the time we need AW on commentary

#RAW Cole: “We are back on Monday Night RAW…” | *Kane trying to snap Sin Cara’s neck*

#RAW Darren: “Cole you gotta realize that if you’re hair is nappy, you ain’t happy”

#RAW King: “Titus you wash your head with a washrag…” | Titus: *RAPE WHISTLE* “That’s a penalty” | THIS ENTIRE THING = #WOMPWOMP

#RAW Cole: “Instead of Mr. No Days Off, you should be Mr. Don’t Say Anything” | #COMMENHATIN!

#RAW Titus: “Do you have insurance Jerry or do you put ‘Tussin at the end of everything” | #COMMENHATIN!

#RAW King: “You need to stop talking, you’re about to come to the end of your personality” | #COMMENHATIN

RT @CrankyVince – HEAD RED, SLAPPING MY KNEE, LAUGHING HARD AS MICHAEL HAYES DOES HIS URBAN IMPRESSIONS OF THE PRIME TIME PLAYERS HERE IN GORILLA.

RT @RegalSays – I can decipher only 2 out of every 5 words that Titus O’Neill is spewing right now.

#RAW Cole: “TAKE THAT YOU OL’ WASHRAGS” | #COMMENHATIN, AND SLIGHTLY RACIST!

#RAW Jumping Jesus Jack Flashing Christ, literally could not focus on that match from all the lines those 4 were lobbing at each other.

RT @WWECreative_ish – If this ends with @TitusONeilWWE swallowing that whistle: greatest brawl ever #RAWTonight

#RAW Don’t care how much any of that was a shoot between the PTPlayas & Cole/Lawler, but I certainly hope they don’t get yelled at.

RT @JCLayfield – The Twitter world seems to disagree with me! The whole key is to get noticed and PTP just did. #washrag

RT @Chux4w – Titus O’Neil just made it a win. #Raw

#RAW Anyway, @CMPunk’s #365 celebration is coming up. Relive the moments that got him here, such as this – img.ly/oGpn

RT @MarkSatrang – Well Titus O’Neill is trending but I’m praying that #tussin and #washrag soon follow… #wwe #raw

#RAW @HeymanHustle: “Let’s get something straight, you DON’T boo me” | Cardinal Sin.

#RAW PAUL HEYMAN JUST TOOK A SHIT ON ALL THE WANNABE “ATTITUDE ERA” FANS

#RAW Sign: “*Backwards E* 6 5 ”

#RAW With the Red X flooring and what @HeymanHustle already said, this is the best episode of America’s Got Talent ever.

#RAW WWE’s video production team is the Best in the World

#RAW Heyman: “I liked Bruno Sammartino, Bruno Sammartino should be in the Hall of Fame” | That’s a shoot.

RT @KeepItFiveStar – If Colt Cabana didn’t have a hole in his finger, I’d expect him to debut tonight by interrupting this CM Punk celebration.

#RAW Y’know, nice to see Karma coming back and taking it’s toll on Ryback after he tipped the announce table over on Lawler when in Nexus

#RAW I REALLY REALLY WISH Impact wasn’t taped this week so that they could be the ones who “stole” CM Punk’s balloons.

RT @NotTripleH – You mean to tell me I paid for all these fucking balloons for nothing? Now I know how Linda feels.

RT @JCLayfield – Terrific impact by the NXT guys! Love when guys get a shot and make the most of it! Great stuff! @wwe #vintage #washrag

#RAW Liked the celebrations, hated how there was no balloons and how the NXT dopes did the same thing as last night.

#RAW By “REALLY REALLY WISH”, I mean kinda wish, because if that actually came true, that’d be a waste of a wish.

RT @AdamleOriginal – Balloons is the new stable name of Ambrose, Rollins and Reigns

RT @MichaelCole – It’s great to have @JerryLawler back! That show was so funny tonight! #washrags. Enuff said!

#RAW Shouts: @AndrewRapoos @Dezmonster757 @AllieRX @BigMikeySmallz @Cynfulways @thecitymylife @twiztidskull

#RAW Shouts: @Brasshole81 @Vern2Dope @ZachG96 @bmdavis09 @MutedPhillyPhan @PhillyReese215 @SekaiIshtal @AnnoyinDreamer_

#RAW Shouts: @fredthewolf @ImDanielHimself @dwayneallen24 @JWilliams029 @barack666obama @FarFromForgot @AY_ItsJAY

#RAW Shouts: @JailedPointMan @hehateme2012 @IAmKneeGrow @OGCeeg_KTA @Netstryke @StylesAce @TheUzzI @DJScarfi

#RAW Shouts: @iHeartHollidaye @WWEThatsNotPG @shanrcarter72 @ItsMeDonte758 @SanderRops @supermetsk31 @BostonMadePunk

#RAW Shouts: @CultOfDuality @ColoRue @MariaD_Loves1D @jaymichael_tx @JumpingJesusH @marksatrang @MsLindsieStarr

#RAW Shouts: @RHEmarkable @cbcody33 @stevie_zace @LetsGoFive5 @Und3rAverageJoe @penguinpop88 @TheRobLee3

#RAW Shouts: @ChrisYoung125 @OniRokaku @ceqhfw @NotEdKaul @Ozclc @dukect @DCsPeoplesChamp @notoriouseddie @GimmeStitchesTs

#RAW Shouts: @luisrmoralesm @ShowtimeCR @ceqhfw @HotRedLipstick @GStavrakas @MariaD_Loves1D @Pipervalentine

#RAW Shouts: @GrappleFanPudge @AndyDandyMandy @theeangelf @smexy_soya03 @hitmansfan @smexy_soya03 @HereComeTheFeel

#RAW Shouts: @KidMagnum @Jordan_XTREME @WWEGameAxxess @RegalSays @garrett_22884 @Bobthe86er @PuoNayda

#RAW Shouts: @R8ed_M @thegreatgib @Beansontoastuk @OniRokaku @woogieman95 @NoleGirlKel @Andy_Salcedo @VivaMattyVegas

#RAW Shouts: @K1NG_IC3 @rosalie14me @twiztidskull @ItsMeDonte758 @Clari_x3 @GKickPerry @circlesky @timegan2 @MikeKillam

#RAW Shouts: @Executnr @SandoraElite @TheSaikoPod @TheRealWB

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