#Smackdown TONIGHT ON SMACKDOWN, HERE’S WHAT HAPPENED ON RAW #WWEAwful

#Smackdown Sheamus lightly pacing around from side-to-side in a light sweater waiting for the Big Show to possibly have a Parking Lot Match

#Smackdown Miz is coming out for his segment and is getting non-edited hometown cheers. JBL reassures he’s a dollar with a dime.

#Smackdown Miz: “There’s a reason why I’m on the poster for Survivor Series, it’s cause I’m a Survivor” | *Cue Destiny’s Child*

#Smackdown *FRANKENSTEIN MIZ FACE*

#Smackdown For some reason, edited boos for Mick Foley’s Christ-MIZ book with the MIZ featuring the MIZ.

RT @TheRealWB – Mick Foley has a good website. #WWE #SmackDown

#Smackdown Miz: “You have an Apex Predator, that doesn’t play well with others” | THAT’S NOT PG

#Smackdown Was distracted for a moment, JBL just said something about Foley with Rogaine and Tye-Dye.

RT @RegalSays – Kofi: Hell I ain’t saying nothin’ with Orton around to find fault with.

#Smackdown DB: “Without me, you would be roaming basements and scaring children” | Kane: “I roam basements and scaring children regardless”

#Smackdown Orton: “There’s not a person around here that I like, or trust” | *Knocks over poster* | SHIT ON THE COUCH! #LeatheryProjectile

#Smackdown I TUNED INTO SMACKDOWN AND AN NXT BROKE OUT.

#Smackdown Ziggler: “I rather be a future something than a former something” | Future Endeavor’d?

#Smackdown DB: “NO!” | Sandow: “SILENCE!” | DB: “NO!” | Sandow: “SILENCE!” | DB: “NO!” | Sandow: “SILENCE!”

RT @KeepItFiveStar – Someone needs to make a “SILENCE! SILENCE! SILENCE!” shirt immediately.

RT @TheRealWB – Why wasn’t this segment placed during any of the THREE HOURS on Monday? Instead we got Vickie Guerreo playing voicemails. #WWE #SmackDown

#Smackdown What I like about the show so far, commish Foley booking matches to sell #SurvivorSeries. What I don’t like, rest of card iced.

Both are kid friendly. RT @chux4w: Why Kingston v Ryder on SMS? It’s unlike WWE to book a face v face match. #SmackDown

#Smackdown JBL: “Don’t you think Foley looks like a big hairy plaid beanbag?” | #COMMENHATIN

#Smackdown JBL’s yelling at Josh for underplaying the lineup for the show tonight.

#Smackdown The combination tights of Kofi and Sandow are so neon bright, that they be might drown out those edited cheers and boos. Jeez.

#Smackdown Josh: “John they say winning cures everything…” | JBL: “Absolutely”

#Smackdown JBL: “I called him a neon mute. I wish you were mute. I don’t care if you’re neon” | #COMMENHATIN

#Smackdown Sandow picks up the win to top this #SurvivorSeries themed show.

#Smackdown JBL: “You don’t see Booker T sneaking out of John Cena’s hotel room, we have standards” | Josh: “What?” | JBL: “You heard me”

#Smackdown JBL: “Wish one of these divas would knock you out” | Josh: “Glad you got that over” | #COMMENHATIN

#Smackdown JBL: “Teddy Long had a blonde wig on, and he looked very ugly.”

#Smackdown JBL: “She’s an honest person, she’s a Guerrero” | JBL in 2006: “THE GUERREROS WENT GUERRERO…YOU CAN’T TRUST EM!” | #COMMENHATIN

RT @KeepItFiveStar – Kaitlyn with the Scorpion Diva Drop!

RT @TNACreative@5CornersxSmootx Hope he was no where near the showers with the wig.

RT @TheMadMailman@TNACreative pic.twitter.com/DjHuGKWy

#Smackdown A mushmouth black guy telling a ghastly white guy to keep his cool. Irony.

#Smackdown Also didn’t get to hear much of that segment.

RT @KeepItFiveStar – “Sheamus! I’m serious, dawg! There will be consequences and repercussions! Listen to me. I’m using four syllable words, sucka!” – Booker T

#Smackdown JBL: “Phil Jackson lost a couple of championships….don’t know why the Lakers didn’t hire him back but that’s another story”

#Smackdown JBL: “That’s why we’re the A-Team, why Smackdown’s the A show…except for you”

#Smackdown Josh: “You’re just mad Miz was on your team in 2008 and you guys lost” | SHOTS, FIRED! #COMMENHATIN

#Smackdown JBL: “I’m about to be the sole survivor of this commentating team if you bring that up one more time” | #COMMENHATIN

RT @JCLayfield@realMickFoley Has another hit book out, a kids book, but words may be too big for @wwejoshmathews #heCanWaitforAudioVersion

#Smackdown JBL: “…They turned on LeBron James, they’ll turn on [The Miz] too”

#Smackdown *Double Feature replay of Miz spilling to the outside* | *Going back to live action with a shot of the Del Rio’s ass*

#Smackdown Josh: “Are you surprised of the success of the Miz?” | JBL: “Yes”

RT @PenguinPOp88@5cornersxsmootx That’s the destiny.

RT @JCLAyfield – “@TheRealEvilNeo: Dear @JCLayfield, We didn’t turn on LeBron, he turned on us! Signed, Cleveland #Smackdown”–I would agree!

#Smackdown Miz blind tags in, hits the Skull Crushing Finale on ADR, gets the win. Orton RKO Miz like the bitch he is, after the match.

RT @WWFRAWISWAR – Miz should have seen that coming #Smackdown

#Smackdown *RANDY ORTON BROKEN FACE, FACE*

#Smackdown Sheamus stops waiting in the parking lot, now he’s in the ring with a mic for some reason. Okay.

#Smackdown Sheamus calls out Big Show and MIRACULOUSLY he’s in the arena. So either he’s really quick, or Sheamus waiting was pointless.

RT @RegalSays – The Booker T one man security squad keeping order.

#Smackdown Booker orders Sheamus to leave building, awkward commercial break. Something tells me a brouhaha is going to erupt at end of show

#Smackdown Booker books Big Show in a match that’s not Sheamus, says “No one’s bigger than the Show”. INB4 GREAT KHALI!

#Smackdown #ToHellWithHulu

#Smackdown Kane has Barrett lined up for a chokeslam here, Ziggler’s team for some reason comes down and assaults Kane.

#Smackdown Foley’s team, where Orton’s the only one who gets music, comes down now. What was that about Smackdown not having ruckuses?

#Smackdown Y’know Sheamus, Ryan Dunn tweeted himself drinking at a bar, and look where that got him.

RT @OfficialCenaFan – WWE needs to start making Smackdown Interesting, Remember when It used to be better than Raw? Good days.

#Smackdown LOL AT @WWE FOR TRYING TO MAKE SMACKDOWN SEEM “LIVE” BY HAVING SHEAMUS POSTING TWEETS NOW ON A TAPED SHOW.

RT @RegalSays – R Truth gets an entrance to do commentary. Makes sense.

#Smackdown Antonio Flamenco vs Sin Cara, with R-Truth on commentary after the break. Wonder if Lil Jimmy will say Cole talks too much

#Smackdown Don’t forget to check out the latest installment of #COMMENHATIN, now with more @JCLayfield – youtu.be/Z0xxwGNp6Y8

#Smackdown R-Truth: “I’m good at passing tests Josh” | JBL: “You don’t seem like an A-Student” | Truth: “A-B student” | SD, in a nutshell

#Smackdown R-Truth: “Alluring?…I’m not familiar with that word” | REMEMBER, AN A-B STUDENT.

RT @Chux4w – Truth: “I’ve never heard that word before, alluring.” / JBL: “I think it’s Spanish.” – ARGH! #SmackDown

#Smackdown JBL: “He got an ovation in his home country” | Truth: “He’s not getting one now” | JBL: “We’re not in his home country”

RT @WadeBarrett – Uh-oh. 1 pint and he thinks he’s Tyson… RT @WWESheamus Right. Now I need to find me a spot to watch the Main Event pic.twitter.com/JaNvKoli

RT @Chux4w – Truth: “I don’t want to said ’til Sunday.” / Mathews: “Well you should wait ’til Sunday.” – ARGH AGAIN!” #SmackDown

#Smackdown Booker T > R-Truth in terms of jibber-jabbering black guy on commentary.

#Smackdown Antonio puts away Cara with the Neutralizer, R-Truth for no reason quotes Jim Duggan.

#Smackdown Fans: “U-S-A!” | Truth: “WHAT!?” | Fans: “U-S-A!” | Truth: “WHAT!?” | AUSTIN, RIBBED!

RT @K1NG_IC3#BloodIsKoolAid Mark Henry > RT @5CornersxSmootx: #Smackdown Booker T > R-Truth in terms of jibber-jabbering black guy on commentary.

#Smackdown @K1NG_IC3 I really do miss his “GET BACK IN THE RING, WHAT YOU TAKIN A REST FOR!?”

RT @KeepItFiveStar – I would’ve commented on R-Truth ruining the legacy of the great Hacksaw JIM (Not Jimmy, idiot) Duggan, but I was speechless.

#Smackdown Your PepBoys replay of the night is the Sheamus/Big Show confrontation earlier. PepBoys not the only 1 doing everything for less.

#Smackdown Show’s opponent is the Great Khali, me and @Chux4w called it..

#Smackdown JBL: “We got King Kong vs Godzilla, this is like Jurassic Park” | Ummmm. Alright!

#Smackdown @JCLayfield: “Mark this down, I agree with you Josh!” | CONSIDER IT DONE!

#Smackdown JBL: “This is going to be monkey butt ugly…” | #ImMarkinOutBro!

RT @WadeBarrett – For the record, I have no idea why my ‘crew’ got involved on SD. I could have battered Kane on my lonesome, easy-peasey-lemon-sqeezey.

RT @NotEdKaul@JCLayfield agreed with @WWEJoshMathews on 11/16/12 #NeverForget

RT @GrubbOfSteel – Brad Maddox should run in and low blow the creative team for this lame main event.

RT @Rhiannamator – Did Khali just fall down & try to cover with a cover?

#Smackdown Clearly WWE just wanted to show off Sheamus’s new mini-tron package to prove that we’re not calling him the Great White anymore.

#Smackdown Striker tries to get a word with Big Show, Big Show still mad at Striker for leaving him to cover HBK/Heyman/Lesnar ambush.

#Smackdown THIS IS THE WORST PARKING LOT BRAWL MATCH EVER.

#Smackdown Ironically, me unconscious with a hoodie in a random parking garage is how I sleep at night too.

RT @KeepItFiveStar – Time for Dolph Ziggler to cash in!

RT @Chux4w – Now Sheams is going to no-sell the windscreen bump. I hate this guy. #SmackDown

RT @Chux4w – Not impressed by #SmackDown tonight. Too much of the same stuff from #Raw. I want different guys, fresh matches.

#Smackdown That segment made Sheamus more badass looking than winning an 18 sec World title match. Fighting a giant & not backing down.

RT @NotEdKaul@5CornersxSmootx who wants to be the one to tell @JCLayfield that Big Show faced Taker in Punjabi prison match NOT Khali?

RT @WWEAJLEE – I have some evidence of my own @ExcuseMeWWE & I will share it at #SurvivorSeries. But this time, you’re the one who’s been caught red handed

#Smackdown Shouts: @ZachG96 @NotEdKaul @Andy_Salcedo @Executnr @K1NG_IC3 @twiztidskull @reeeeeeeeenaa

#Smackdown Shouts: @PuoNayda @WWFRAWISWAR @TheRealWB @TwiZZo_7one8 @penguinpop88 @SanderRops @Brasshole81

#Smackdown Shouts: @TNACreative @HotRedLipstick @StarNinja99 @chux4w @FarFromForgot @francine1012 @rosalie14me

RT @StarNinja@5CornersxSmootx Favoriting this so I can remember it forever.

#Smackdown Shouts: @SierraNicole143 @TheGarethRosser @PSDoubleHoSeven @DiBiaseAngel @GKickPerry

Thanks for the #FF!: @MsLindsieStarr @NTP_Photography @candyflossash @Makeupartist121 @Neshat1Famous @SW6Crew

#Thanks for the #FF!: @pizzalogger @SubasCfc @PJM_CFC_ITK @cawright50 @vowlive @NotEdKaul @PolishHMR @fredthewolf

Thanks for the #FF!: @sonicsentry @MrDreKnowsBest

The Summer Series! Yes! RT @NotEdKaul: @5CornersxSmootx see ya at survivor series

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