WWE RAW (Tweet Log, Lawler’s Return from Heart Attack) – November 12th, 2012

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March 4, 2013

“BELIEVE IT OR NOT!” RT @WhatMathewsSays: Why do they keep doing #Raw intros like it’s some sort of Ripley’s Believe It or Not episode?

#RAW Orton’s coming out, announcers are hyping up Cena/Punk. Disappointed Punk doesn’t have Heyman holding title in animated match screen.

RT @DASharpshooters – Team Ziggler vs Team Foley makes absolutely no sense at all. #wwe #raw

#RAW Y’know judging from the amount of matches Ziggler loses & Creative’s logic, I’m starting to think Ziggler’s going to forget cashing in

#RAW Ziggler’s Offense: STAND OVER FALLEN OPPONENT AND SPAM THE X BUTTON.

#RAW Del Rio with a distraction, Ziggler tries to nail Orton with a Fameasser, Orton counters with a rollup and wins. #RiseAboveRollups

#RAW For some reason Kofi is helping out Orton, thus forgetting that time he and Orton feuded and pouring paint on Orton’s NASCAR.

#RAW Teddy forgets that the whold Super Show name has been dropped for months, restarts match as a SUUUUUUPER tag team playa.

RT @TNACreative – Team Stupid Stupid Stupid in action. #RAW

RT @PenguinPop88 – The first #Raw I’ve watched in weeks and the first thing I see is Teddy Long make a tag team match playa. I see I’ve missed a lot. #WWE

img.ly/5zLH RT @marksatrang: Teddy Long “lets-make-a-tag-team-match-playa” has to be just a huge running joke backstage #raw

#RAW So Maddox will run off too? RT @WWE_RefBrian: If @BradMaddoxIsWWE wins tonight he’ll be in great company with Daniel Puder

RT @ShaneHelmsCom – That PowerSlam by @RandyOrton was f’n sweeeeeeeet!

RT @PenguinPop88 – Good to see Orton still does awful clotheslines too. Wish he’d follow through with them rather than bump into them. #WWE #Raw

#RAW Didn’t see how, but ADR and Ziggler win the match to make up for that awful Orton roll-up finish moments ago.

RT @TypicalROHFan – WHAT IF THE SURVIVOR SERIES MATCH ENDED WITH KOFI GETTING REVENGE ON ORTON 5 YEARS LATER. SHADES OF CM PUNK.

RT @RegalSays – The fine line between fraternizing and managing according to Vickie Guerrero pic.twitter.com/64LDzs6d

RT @MikeKillam – Interesting twist: Jerry “the King” Lawler is named as the surprise 5th man of Team Foley. Chances of happening: about 2% #Raw

He’s gonna put water into her Spray ‘N Wash! RT @chux4w: I hear Cena’s resolve has been officially thinned. #Raw

#RAW Dolph Ziggler sticking up for the IWC by pointing out Cena wearing wrestling gear on his date.

#RAW I LIKE HOW WWE JUST USED LAST WEEK’S SHOW AS B-FOOTAGE JUST SO THEY COULD WEDGE THAT HOT UK CROWD IN.

#RAW Lost art of wrestling. RT @WWEThatsNotPG: This is NWO getting the trash thrown in the ring level heat

Cheap Heat thought. RT @supermetsk31: @5CornersxSmootx #RAW It’s AMAZING the heat that Vickie gets!

#RAW Vickie: “ADMIT IT, YOU HAD AN AFFAIR WITH CENA, ADMIT IT, ADMIT IT” | #ADMITIT #WHADDAYATHINKLAWLER

#RAW MY SCHTICK, BORROWED! RT @WhatMathewsSays: John Cena: FRIENDZONED.

RT @TNACreative – Vicki should know Forced Confessions aren’t always legal. #RAW

RT @DASharpshooters – John Cena: Friendzoned. #wwe #Raw

#RAW AJ: “Vickie you’re just throwing your weight around…and that weight is really considerable” | LAWLER’S MATERIAL CONFIRMED IN THE BLDG

RT @MarkSatrang – IT’S NOT A FUCKING AFFAIR! NEITHER ARE MARRIED IN STORYLINES! @wwe #raw

RT @WWEThatsNotpG – THAT WASN’T WITH JOHN CENA. IT WAS WITH JOHN LAURINAITIS!

#RAW HEY HEY HEY, LEAVE THE CHEAPLY AMATEURLY MADE TEXT-ON-SCREEN-MATCHING-AUDIO TO THE PROFESSIONALS, LIKE ME.

RT @TypicalROHFan – SPOILER: AJ IS PLANNING SERGE’S BIRTHDAY PARTY.

RT @WhatMathewsSays – This is like fanfiction come to life.

RT @PenguinPop88 – He didn’t wait for the brapadoo. RESOLVE IS OFFICIALLY THINNED!!! #WWE #Raw

RT @BotchedSpot – Strong anti bullying message in today’s comic: ow.ly/feHiY

#RAW INB4 match between Cena/Ziggler where if Ziggler wins, Cena will admit he’s the father of the kid. If Cena wins, there’s no baby.

#RAW AJ AS A RING RAT, CONFIRMED! BOOKER T WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG!!!

#RAW WHOA! William Regal has a match against the Big Show

More like World’s Shittiest Hip Hop. RT @DAsharpshooters: Pub brawl? yell WORLD STAR, yo. #wwe #raw

#RAW About 4 weeks too long. RT @RealityofChris: Was it me or did that segment w/ AJ/Vickie/Dolph/Cena drag on a bit long?

#RAW JR: “Can Regal take advantage? Can ANYONE take advantage?” | Seems to be the theme for tonight.

#RAW Big Show wins, Sheamus comes down to save William Regal so that he can still pickup the pub tab.

#RAW Kaitlyn vs Layla who both get no entrances, Eve who only gets music is on commentary. #WWEAwful

RT @JCLayfield – For the record @wwejoshmathews shops at same stores that sell Organ Grinder Monkeys their suits, we don’t dress the same!

#RAW Doesn’t help both are wearing Teal. RT @TableofJapan: Proves how much people care about the Divas when Cole has to point out who’s who.

#RAW And in the blink of an eye, Kaitlyn wins and faces Eve this Sunday.

#RAW If King wasn’t about to come out, I would say this highly edited montage package would be sort of mildly offensive.

#RAW If King can handle Cole disrespecting his Mom for Mother’s Day right after she died, I think he can handle that video package.

RT @DASharpshooters – Do You think the person who told the guy to record Jerry Lawler dying cared about Lawler or the ratings? #wwe #Raw

RT @TheRealWB – Damn, I thought this was unseen foottage and we’d see Hogan and the nWo take that ambulance out. #WWE #Raw

#RAW I hope King’s first words when he comes out is burying that video package.

RT @AndyDandyMandy – @5CornersxSmootx I don’t think they would’ve showed it unless he was okay with it.

#RAW OH SHIT, PUNK IS PICKING UP WHERE HE LEFT OFF WITH LAWLER!!!

RT @WWECreative_Ish – It didn’t take us long to figure out a way to monetize Lawler’s heart attack. #RAWTonight

RT @JCLayfield – Kudos to @CMPunk interrupting the King. I’m loving this! @WWE

RT @TNACreative – If @CMPunk interrupting doesn’t get boos, this forced heel turn may not work. #RAW

RT @Stevie_Zace – @5CornersxSmootx I’m a zombie guy t-shirts on sale next week

#RAW It’s very hard to take Punk seriously with this, WITH THAT FUCKING BLINDINGLY HIDEOUS SHIRT HE HAS ON.

#RAW PAUL HEYMAN HAS SARS

#RAW WHAT A RIB AT SHAWN MICHAELS!!

#RAW For all the heat I get for cracking jokes on Eddie, Owen, Chris Benoit….I present to you, this segment on TV right now.

RT @TheRealWB – Summerseries #WWE #Raw

#RAW Foley: “Can I tell you a little secret about Jerry Lawler, HE WAS DEAD!!!! HE WAS DEAD!!!!!!!!!” | RAW, IN A NUTSHELL TONIGHT FOLKS!

#RAW I am speechless after that segment, just wow.

#RAW Coming up next, Ryback vs Brad Maddox as Deuce or Domino in the #MillionDollarMatch, Next.

#RAW Again, I don’t have a problem with all the antics with Punk/Heyman, it’s just like Vickie saying Excuse Me, it’s cheap heat.

#RAW And for somebody who’s been champ for almost a year, you’d think he would be able to go over and not stoop THAT low.

RT @TheRealWB – Don’t really have an issue with anything there. Sure, it was a little close to the bone, but King would have OK’d it which is fine for me.

#RAW THEY’RE DEAD!!!! RT @KickStunner: Forgot how nuts Foley can get. Wonder what happens when his kids bring home bad report cards

RT @CamelClutchBlog – #Raw is so turning into Nitro with these sporadic big main events that end with screwy finishes. Killing their brand softly. #WWE

#RAW I guess this officially ends the Jim Ross substitution tenure as things are somewhat back to normal.

#RAW Ricardo passes a note to Rosa Mendes at ringside, as Epico and Primo are distracted, Mysterio/Cara capitalizing.

RT @WhatMathewsSays – BOOYAKA BOOYAKA LEMON LIME

RT @WWEThatsNotPG – BOOYAKA BOOYAKA WASTE OF TIME

#RAW Wonder what’s on that note Ricardo gave to Rosa. I’m guessing it’s a Jackson Andrews’ suicide note. I also might be a bad guesser.

RT @TAbleOfJapan – That note Rosa got was from Alberto Del Rio. It said “Dear Rosa, I choo-choo-choose you. From Del Rio” #Raw

RT @DASharpshooters – “CM Punk making fun of Jerry Lawler’s Heart attack was beyond disgusting!” – A person who still tells Benoit jokes. #wwe #raw

RT @RyanAlessio – @RealityofChris So people want TV14, and then they get it for a segment and its offensive now?

#RAW Cole is amping his balls off for this tag match here.

Tensai thinking he Japanese. RT @AndyDandyMandy: #RAW What’s more obnoxiously yellow? Punk’s shirt or Rey Mysterio’s tights?

#RAW Lawler: “Lot of numbers, 619, 450.” | 8 man tag, Millions of Dollars

img.ly/oG6u | RT @BotchedSpot: Rey Mysterio looks more like the Human HIGHLIGHTER Reel in that yellow! #amiright #RAW

#RAW Lawler: “Uh oh….this is not good” | Lawler’s initial reaction to the show’s script tonight.

RT @DASharpshooters – Shout out to the National Guard members in the crap seats. #wwe #raw

Me: FAN-DAN-GO! FAN-DAN-GO! RT @DAsharpshooters: Whatever happened to the mythical creature known as Dean Ambrose? #wwe #Raw

Thinkin Colin Delaney-Awful RT @TheRealWB: Can’t wait to hear what generic music Jim Johnston has found for Maddox. #WWE #Raw

RT @JeffPParker – Keep in mind Lawler once let EddieGilbert hit him full on w/a car. His dedication to an angle is MASSIVE! #Wrestlezone youtu.be/Aqklcni4vPo

#RAW Hey Fandango, mind if you go back to your old cracking wise gimmick? #WritingOnTheWall – img.ly/pFsh

#RAW Foley to Ziggler: “Tell Amy Schumer I said hello”

#RAW Hey, I just want to see Ambrose stuck with a shitty gimmick. Curtis deserves better. RT @marksatrang: @5CornersxSmootx FAIL.

#RAW #WWEBenoit

RT @Chux4w – Why is Kane tagging with the poll winner? Where’s Daniel Bryan? #Raw

#RAW R-Truth in action while Antonio Groucho scouts his compeition while wearing Michael Cole’s man purse, #AsMondayNightREALLLLY continues

#RAW PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION, BURIED! RT @mikethemiz: Miz for Team Foley. VOTE WWEMiz most important vote you’ll make all month

#RAW We’re back, Tensai is facing R-Truth. King’s making fun of Antonio’s man-purse, Cole stickin up for Antonio.

#RAW *Antonio speaks foreign language* | Lawler: “Did you just swear?” | Antonio: “What do you speak? Memphis?” | INB4 WCW MEMPHIS CHARACTER

#RAW R-Truth: “KNOCK KNOCK” | Fans: “Who’s there?” | Me: BRADEN WALKER!!!

#RAW Brad Maddox on the WWE13 game doesn’t look like he can pass a wellness test.

He lost a Melina bet. RT @TheRealWB: Maddox’s cameraman has to be the worst camera guy in the world. Not one good shot. #WWE #Raw

#RAW NEW NEW NEW NEW WORLD ORDER, THE DRYEST DRYEST DRYEST WELL IN WRESTLING.

Disc 1, Eddie pouring hot Coffee on himself RT @DAsharpshooters: NWO DVD is going to be nice, but I cant wait for the LWO DVD. #wwe #raw

RT @JCLayfield – As good as @MichaelCole & @JerryLawler are at the table, I’m gonna have to fire @wwejoshmathews to keep up! #oneManBooth

#RAW LOL, random RAW recap at the 10pm hour here.

#RAW I like how everyone was all offended at WWE recording Lawler resuscitation footage…then that CM Punk segment happened.

#RAW LOL, BRAD MADDOX’S ENTRANCE MUSIC IS AN AMBULANCE ENTERING THE ARENA, BEST ENTRANCE EVER!

#RAW I TUNED INTO RAW AND 2012’S ELIMINATION CHAMBER PAY PER VIEW HAS BROKEN OUT.

RT @DASharpshooters – Ambulance for Brad Maddox. Aww man I thought Scott Steiner was coming out. #wwe #raw

RT @WhatMathewsSays – BIG POPPA PUMP SCOTT STEINAH

RT @RegalSays – HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME!

RT @TheRealWB – Maddox re-using John Laurinaitis’ entrance music. #WWE #Raw

THIS! RT @TheRealWB: Lawler saying ‘my rides here’ as the ambulance arrived was just awesome. #WWE #Raw

#RAW King: “Ryback is so bald, you can see what’s on his mind”

RT @K1NG_OTR – Sign: “FEED ME LESS.” #WWE #RAW

RT @SpinninToeHold – I would let that female EMT do anything to me. #FeedMeHer

#RAW King: “Y’know what I was a turning point for Brad Maddox in this match?” | TNA, BURIED?

He’s probably beefing his pants right now. RT @chux4w: Is that “Beef mode” written on Maddox’s trunks? #Raw

#RAW Ryback easily beats the shit out of Maddox and just like the Linda’s Campaign Money, Maddox’s Million Dollars is up in smoke.

#RAW RYBACK JUST CRAFT-MATIC ADJUSTABLE GURNEY’D MADDOX!

RT @TNACreative – “I HIT HARD! I PISS GREEN!” #RAW

#RAW After the match Ryback assaults Maddox and tosses him into the ambulance. Somewhere, a technician just gave Kane his cue.

RT @WellYoureWrong – “WATER.IS.WET” #TheRyback

#RAW DURING THE BREAK, BRAD MADDOX REENACTED WHAT IT WAS LIKE BEING LAWLER ON SEPTEMBER 10TH 2012.

#RAW King: “Can I vote more than once?….I did on Tuesday” | VOTER FRAUD, PUSHED!

#RAW A buff black guy posing off in front of a buff white guy, this is why we couldn’t have the WBF.

RT @Chux4w – Cole: “Sheamus, marching around the ring.” – THAT’S NOT RYBACK! #Raw

RT @Chux4w – Show attacks Regal, Sheamus just stands there watching for a while until he’s finished, then makes the save. #Raw

Because unfortunately, @AngeGold can’t be this creative towards #RAW. RT @DAsharpshooters: Why are you a thing? RT: @CrankyVince I’M BACK!

#RAW Because after everything we’ve seen tonight, the one thing this show needed was A RANDOM KEVIN COSTNER PROMO for a good cause.

RT @WWECreative_Ish – Good thing we’re not in Maine or else this Team Hell No pretape would have ended with a wedding. #RAWTonight

#RAW DB and Kane have reached Saturday Morning cartoon levels of doofiness. Think it’s time for them to drop the titles.

#RAW INACCURATE STRUNG ALONG SOMEWHAT PG PUPPIES MENTION!

#RAW Coming in at WeRiggedThis%, Miz is Kane’s partner for this tag match. Daniel Bryan coming out here for some reason.

#RAW I wouldn’t ind if you got a new gimmick. RT @JohnnyWWE: You mind if I cut in?

#RAW Cole: “I asked him during the break if Daniel Bryan was jealous…” | Fan: “You’re too smart for this!”

#RAW Cole: “Daniel Bryan is pouting at ringside because Miz is teaming with Kane”

#RAW Cole: “Is that some of the lamest cheering you’ve ever heard” | #COMMENHATIN

#RAW Kane and Miz win with Miz and DB being dysfunctional, with a Kane chokeslam on Cody.

#RAW Whoa, Tribute to the Troops is at Naval Station Norfolk this year, that’s around my neighborhood.

#RAW GOVERNOR BOB MCDONELL, NICE TO ARRANGE A WWE EVENT, STILL A SHITBOX FOR INITIALLY WANTING TO PROBE WOMEN’S HOO-HAAS FOR ABORTIONS.

#RAW I find it baffling how well tickets are selling for Wrestlemania despite the ridiculous ticket prices. Like mortgaging cars levels.

RT @TheRealWB – Lawler’s buying gifts for four year olds. Someone alert the police. #WWE #Raw

#RAW *PAUL HEYMAN LAUGHING BEHIND THE TITLE AFTER THE COMMERCIAL BREAK FACE*

#RAW *Random cut to the announcers during the match to prove Lawler’s back at ringside.*

#RAW King: “CM Punk seems to have a counter for every single one of Cena’s moves” | THAT’S NOT DANIEL BRYAN DANIELSON!

#RAW Punk showboats and misses the Macho Man Speedo Elbow Drop. Eric Young, best in the world at emulating finishing moves.

#RAW Punk misses the Springboard Clothesline, Cena puts him in the STF, Heyman interferes, Foley interfers, Punk nails Cena, 2 count.

#RAW Punk GTS that Cena counters with an STF, Punk crawling around and manages to get to the ropes.

#RAW CHICANERY AS RYBACK COMES OUT, PUNK WITH A GTS, COUNTERED INTO THE AA, CENA WINS. #WWEAwful

Well you say that… RT @chux4w: As much as I hate Cena winning all the time, at least I know this means he’s not winning on Sunday. #Raw

#RAW Cena better eat a ShellShock at the PPV, if not, I’m blaming Miz. #BlameMiz

RT @Chux4w – Haha! They had to drop the belt and switch places to get the belt the right way up for the promo shot. #Raw

Considering they both wore Zubaz, I agree. RT @AndyDandyMandy: #RAW I don’t think Cena and Punk are capable of having a bad match together.

RT @JRSBBQ – Thanks, Jerry! Headed to Sunshine State of Florida Wednesday. Get some rest. #WWE @Fgbrisco: Great job@JRsBBQ after a long week in the UK”

RT @MichaelCole – Thank you #wweuniverse for a special night! So great to be working again with @JerryLawler! He hasn’t missed a beat #LongLiveTheKing

RT @CMPunk – You people are pigs. I saved a mans life tonight. This isn’t something you joke about. PIGS. #learnCPR

RT @RRWWE – So it’s official! Finally convinced Mr. Del Rio to join Twitter. Just set this up for him… @VivaDelRio

RT @AndyDandyMandy – @CMPunk You could run over a gang of nuns with a bus and the crowd would still cheer for you. Face it.

RT @CMPunk – “@TomQWood: .@CMPunk saying Pink Floyd sucks breaks my heart.” I can save you. #CPR

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