Can Garrett win the TV title? Can Joe Park remember he’s Abyss? Can Hogan remember any more cliches? #ImpactLIVE in 20 mins. REMEMBER!

#ImpactLIVE Last week, STUFF HAPPENED

#ImpactLIVE Taz: “Hey Hogan is kinda like the Babe Ruth of pro wrestling, why not…” | Tenay: “Call your shot, SWING FOR THE FENCES!”

RT @TruChains@5CornersxSmootx #BallPeenHammer

#ImpactLIVE Hogan: “Aces and 8s, we got a date BROTHER” | THAT’S NOT MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE!

#ImpactLIVE WOW, Hogan putting over D-Von and his TNA negotiations over on TV. That’s something.

#ImpactLIVE Roode/Storm Street Fight at Bound for Glory, King Mo as the special enforcer. Mo gets NO POP OR REACTION.

RT @Chux4w – Ah, King Mo has been mentioned. Now, where did King Mabel get to? #KingsOnAMission #Impact

RT @Chux4w – Hogan: “Yeah, it’s gonna be ooooh.” #Impact

RT @DASharpshooters – Remember when Hulk Hogan was cool? #ImpactLive #tna

#ImpactLIVE STING IS HERE, HOLY CRAP LET’S REACT AS IF WE DIDN’T SEE HIM JUST SOME 3 WEEKS AGO!!!!!

#ImpactLIVE Hogan: “Hey brother I just borrowed your bat, that’s all” | Sting: “My bat is your bat…”

RT @Chux4w – Sting: “I got your back, Jack.” / Hogan: “Woooooowwww!” #Impact

RT @Chux4w – Just saw the most hilarious report about who is backstage at #Impact tonight. I won’t give it away, I’ll stay silent to avoid any rage.

RT @NotEdKaul@5CornersxSmootx ITS JUST LIKE HBK/SCSA/TYSON AT WM 14…except u know…blander

#ImpactLIVE Anderson’s #TNABFG moment is 10-10-10. Fair enough. Those numbers won’t line up again for quite some time.

Especially singles cause of the close up. RT @chux4w: The ‘moving stills’ in the Bound For Glory graphics are terrifying. #ImpactLIVE

#ImpactLIVE HOLY SHIT, 2 WEEKS IN A ROW WE GET A SHOT OF THE SPANISH TEAM. Stop it TNA you’re spoiling us.

#ImpactLIVE Angle/Chavo/Daniels in a Triple Threat match here. 3 half planets worth of mediocre.

#ImpactLIVE Uhhhh, Did Taz just say he’s drunk right now? If so that would explain A LOT

#ImpactLIVE Referee ejects the non active halves of these tag teams right before the commercial cuts him off, AS #TNAWFUL CONTINUES!!!

RT @Chux4w – Someone tell Tenay that if it breaks down into a three way tag the match at Bound For Glory becomes redundant. #Impact

#ImpactLIVE AW MAN, I MUST BE REALLY PSYCHIC (or this was just predictable or the bump to commercial gave it away)

#ImpactLIVE Taz: “Great move by referree Brian Stiffler, if that is his real name.”

#ImpactLIVE Daniels off an STO, gets the win on Chavo with Angle too blown up to break the cover despite being inches away.

#ImpactLIVE Anderson, Garrett B., Magnus and Samoa Joe to get the TV Title. If it’s not Joe or Magnus or Joe vs Magnus, Fuck this company.

Not only are they wrestlers, but their camera/audio people too! RT @chux4w: Everyone runs their jibs? Is that a phrase now? #ImpactLIVE

#ImpactLIVE Hogan eliminates Magnus first round, Magnus can’t open the door Hogan’s all “How did you deal with that?” #FuckThisCompany

#ImpactLIVE Brooke H: “You’re gonna have to get into the ring tonight!…” | Tara: “Hold on, I’m vibrating” | THAT’S NOT PG!

#ImpactLIVE No joke, I really wanna turn the TV off right now if there wasn’t an inclination of Hogan getting his ass kicked by Aces8s later

#ImpactLIVE Seriously, these “Hogan knows what draws” segments have gotta go. Nobody wants to see an out of touch guy tell you what draws $.

RT @KidMagnum@5CornersxSmootx …RAINBOW…DASH…I SWEAR EVERYTIME TARA RAISES HER VOICE!!! #BRONYLOVE #IMPACTLIVE

RT @KidMagnum@5CornersxSmootx Or his melted face mongoloid of a daughter trying to act or emote in any way.

RT @DASharpshooters – Brooke Hogan can just take Tara’s phone. What is this High School? #ImpactLive

RT @DASharpshooters – “Next week on #ImpactLive, Brooke Hogan tells Tara that she has detention!” #tna

#ImpactLIVE Watch this actually turn out to be Christy as Tara’s opponent

#ImpactLIVE Or just totally waste this opportunity on ODB, that’s cool. And by that’s cool, I mean I HOPE HOGAN GETS HIS ASS KICKED LATER!

#ImpactLIVE EY is locking up w/ Taryn Terrell. I’d watch out Eric before Taryn goes off on you like you’re Drew McIntyre at a Playboy Party

RT @KeepItFiveStar – “IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII AM THE KNOCKOUTS TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!” – Eric Young

#ImpactLIVE Oh yeah, Evan Platypus’ Gut Check decision is on this show tonight. Forgot about that.

I wanted Christy for this match and this is what I get RT @shanrcarter72: I ask for a female ref, and this is what I get. #IMPACTLive

#ImpactLIVE *ODB nip up* | Taz: “Whoa be careful, high def”

#ImpactLIVE EY: “My pants are still on” | Taz: “I think Eric just said his pants are still on”

#ImpactLIVE ODB: “Are you seriously hurt” | *Tara Rolls Up* | #RiseAboveRollups | THERE BETTER BE AN ASSWHOOPIN FOR HOGAN LATER TONIGHT.

RT @TableOfJapan – “Can an 18 year old perform on the level expected consistently?” Well, Garett Bischoff manages to get away with not doing that #ImpactLive

#ImpactLIVE Surprised TNA hasn’t shilled for Nickelodeon sooner, considering they tape in the same soundstage as GUTS. #AggroCragMatch

#ImpactLIVE Pritchard: “Hogan’s jumping my shit” | Fuck you Pritchard

#ImpactLIVE Bully Ray: “Dude’s what’s the rule about bothering me on Fire Breathing Twittah Machine?”

#ImpactLIVE Bully Ray: “Don’t follow me, but if you do shoot my calves” | Pervy Hervey [whispers]: “Shoot his calves, shoot his calves”

#ImpactLIVE Alright Garrett Bischoff is eliminated for the TV title, clearly pissed and has that “I’m jumping ship to the NWO” look.

#ImpactLIVE Samoa Joe and Ken Anderson for the TV Title, after the break. Hogan, slightly redeeming himself for eliminating Magnus earlier.

#ImpactLIVE Kinda zoned out on the Evan Metropolis Gut Check discussion after Pritchard thought he was hot shit bossing Al Snow around.

#ImpactLIVE Roode announces to Aries’ face that he’ll be partners with Bully Ray for the tag main event tonight.

#ImpactLIVE Aries: “You can take that luck and keep it, cause it’s for losers” | Taking a page out of @CMPunk’s book.

RT @KeepItFiveStar – “I hail…from THE YEAR TWO THOUSAND AND SIX! MRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR…..ANDERSONNNNNNNNNNN…..ANDERRRRRRSONNNNNNNNNN!” – Mr. Kennedy

#ImpactLIVE I’ll admit, I never thought Joe would be capable of popping off an enziguri with his size and all.

RT @RickWWESignGuy – Well thank you! RT @TARALiSAMARiE: My big win was for you baby!

#ImpactLIVE Anderson with a rolling Samoa Drop pin combo, Joe somehow manages to stay with it and counters with a pin. 2 count.

#ImpactLIVE Samoa Joe chokes out Anderson and becomes TNA TV Champ. Why couldn’t he have done that during the #BFGSeries?

#ImpactLIVE It might’ve been. RT @OniRokaku: @5CornersxSmootx WAS THAT THE OLD TNA WORLD TITLE!?

#ImpactLIVE LOL RECAPPING HOW SHAQ DIDN’T DO SHIT LAST WEEK. #GAMEON

#ImpactLIVE YES YES YES! HOGAN JUST GOT PEPPERSPRAYED BY TURNING THE SHOW OVER TO PRITCHARD! I’M GLAD I STAYED WITH THIS!

#ImpactLIVE This needs to be a cliche now. Whenever somebody books a contract signing, somebody has to mace the other. Fuck sledgehammers.

RT @TableOfJapan – A&8s putting Hogan & Sting in a van, and taking pictures? Wouldn’t be the first time Hogan’s been photographed against his will #ImpactLive

RT @TypicalROHFan – I WANT TO MARRY THAT WOMAN.

#ImpactLIVE Semi Hot, foreign speaking TNA fan > every other fan who’s spoken about the TNA product

RT @DASharpshooters – A felony has to be committed every week on this show. #ImpactLive #tna

#ImpactLIVE I ABSOLUTELY LOVE HOW BORASH IS NO SELLING WHAT HAPPENED TO HOGAN, LIKE A STONE COLD BOSS!

#ImpactLIVE Evan Katsopolis may never be heard from again or he might get a contract….and never be heard from again. #GutCheck

#ImpactLIVE WHAT THE FUCK AL!?

#ImpactLIVE So lemme get this straight, wreckless people like the Hardys and Kelly Kelly can get a contract @ 18, but not Evan Megalopolis?

#ImpactLIVE If I was Evan Lollapolooza, I’d have said “If you say no, Joey Ryan, Daffney, & Steiner would be the least of your worries”

RT @DASharpshooters – An Eighteen year-old kid can fight a war, but he cant join TNA? #ImpactLive

#ImpactLIVE Clearly a network devoted to girls, boobs, MMA, beer, Manswers, & not MXC should shill for a kids cartoon like TMNT.

#ImpactLIVE Magnus’ #TNABFG moment was when The British Invasion were still a thing.

RT @Kaibutsu@5CornersxSmootx C’mon, everyone loves TMNT. Honestly, I prefer the original, gritty ones but at least they aren’t aliens right? #ImpactLIVE

#ImpactLIVE Even whlie kidnapped and tied up, Hogan still can’t get Joe Park’s name right. #TheresNoS

#ImpactLIVE Yeah I can tell from the distortion this is Bischoff behind the Aces and 8s.

It’s because it is him. RT @DAsharpshooters: Aces & Eights dude has Bischoff’s ears. #ImpactLive

RT @DASharpshooters – Eric Bischoff’s speech pattern is strong with this one. #ImpactLive #tna

#ImpactLIVE Sting: “You’re a piece of shit” | TNA in a nutshell tonight.

#ImpactLIVE Tenay: “Taz did you hear that?” | Yeah I heard Bischoff’s voice in that segment too.

#ImpactLIVE For the record @DASharpshooters was first to ID the voice, I was the first to call it – bit.ly/SosCQq

#ImpactLIVE I really hope the feces from the Port-a-potty, like physically deformed Bischoff and is coming back for vengeance

#ImpactLIVE #RetardSting is already the Joker, but Two-Face fits. RT @RyanJCooney: @5CornersxSmootx like joker or two face?

#ImpactLIVE Yeah if Hogan’s handpicked guys win at BFG against Aces8s, Aces8s are gone…and then creates another subgroup. STABLE-CEPTION!

#ImpactLIVE Tag Team main event time. Bullshit that Roode comes out first.

RT @TableOfJapan – Christy Hemme introduces Bobby Rooooooo…. #Botchamania #Roo #ImpactLive

#ImpactLIVE CHRISTY HEMME KEEPING THE #BOTCHAMANIA BOBBY ROOOO MEME ALIVE!!! @MaffewGregg

#ImpactLIVE I’m trying to think if there’s a way to un-distort audio to prove that really was Eric Bischoff in that promo.

#ImpactLIVE Oh boy, Kurt Angle talking Wrestling and MMA on #MMAUncensored LIVE right after Impact tonight.

RT @TNACreative – The last time @AustinAries looked that confused, we told him the finish for Bound For Glory. #ImpactTonight #IMPACTLive #IMPACTWRESTLING

#ImpactLIVE WE’RE BACK, JEFF HARDY SPLASH FOR A NEAR FALL, WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK. | STOP. DOING. THIS. #TNAwful

#ImpactLIVE Think we all could. RT @realpastorcody: @5CornersxSmootx I could tell by the way he was talking. How he worded things

RT @SpinninToeHold – TNA if you say We’ll be back again I am going to change the channel.

RT @RealPastorcody@5CornersxSmootx I had thought it was bishoff from the start. Only thing that made sense.

#ImpactLIVE #LaganaSwerve RT @Pipervalentine: @realpastorcody @5CornersxSmootx yeah it makes perfect sense which is why its HOGAN

#ImpactLIVE Tenay: “I don’t think Hogan knew just how prophetic tonight would be. Saying it would be a turning point…” | WRONG PPV TO HYPE

#ImpactLIVE Taz: “[Bully Ray’s] arms are like battleships, especially with all that water surrounding them. Know what I mean?” | HE’S FAT!!

#ImpactLIVE Aces8s dump off Hogan and Sting back at the ImpactZone. Worst prostitution angle ever.

RT @DASharpshooters – I think Hogan’s hair was falling off haha. #ImpactLive

RT @KeepItFiveStar – When Hogan says “They got Parks.” They mean Aces & 8s have the latest episode of Parks and Recreation. Now Hogan and Sting can’t watch it.

RT @TableOfJapan – Why does Hogan and Sting insist on calling Joseph Park “Joseph Parks” #ImpactLive

RT @Chux4w – Taz: “Hardy got the glory spot!” – THAT’S NOT PG! #Impact

RT @DASharpshooters – Show is over. X division is dead. Im finished. #ImpactLive

#TNA Shouts: @HighLifeeJayy @Pipervalentine @Woodzy_B @Jay_Revelator @JoelxDRRomantic @RTheodoppalus @maryanne1996

#TNA Shouts: @mikepiyp @jaymichael_tx @realpastorcody @SpinninToeHold @JJTheMark @EricJosphLarkin @LuckyAndre @RyanJCooney

#TNA Shouts: @R8ed_M @PuoNayda @KidMagnum @FakeSting03 @DumbSexDudley @shanrcarter72 @King_Law @RizzIUP @OniRokaku

#TNA Shouts: @davila3301 @KnowItAllSmark @MarcusHaight @TruChains @LouArmIsStrong @ItsMeDonte758 @cinimodyeslah

RT @Chux4w – @5CornersxSmootx: Ha. I like the cut of your…uh…something.

#TNA Shouts: @dukect @chux4w @orlisheart @ftwpodcast

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