There’s a chance Jerry Lawler is in action. Relax parents of underage daughters, we mean in action in the ring. #RAWTonight

#RAW Did Jim Cantore just try to murder Robin on this episode of NCIS:LA?

RT @PenguinPop88 – If Triple H gives a sob speech worthy of Sad Hulk Theme & leaves, I’ll be satisfied.

RT @DASharpshooters – Who is ready for a 43 minute promo by Triple H? #WWE #Raw

RT @TheTommyDreamer – My moms brain is bleeding she is in ICU seeing my 92 yr old grandmother cry really got me need some positive thoughts & prayers. Thanks

#RAW Tonight – img.ly/mzV4

#RAW There’s a big head sign in the crowd. A sign with a TNA Impact logo on it. And a whiteboard that says 1994 on it. The fuck crowd?

#RAW LOL! Punk comes out, slowly treks up to the ring and his mic doesn’t work. WAY TO GO!

#RAW Punk: “I will put down anybody who shows me respe…disrespect” | NICE ONE.

#RAW Punk: “I’m sorry that when you got your Wrestlemania moment, you couldn’t beat Michael Cole” | Well he technically did.

RT @WhatMathewsSays – CM Punk to Lawler: “I’m sorry for the man that you’ve become.” Punk speaking for the IWC.

#RAW Who are you pulling for? A King or a guy who’s somehow wound up in the 8 o’clock hour again. #8pmCurtainJerker

#RAW Cole: “I think the King just got punked out” | O HAR, HAR, HAR. LEAVE THE SHITTY JOKES TO KING, COLE. #WOMPWOMP

RT @WWECREATIVE_ISH – Can Jerry Lawler beat WWE Champion The Miz…er… @CMPunk ? We swear this isn’t a rerun. #RAWTonight

RT @TNACreative@WWEThatsNotPG “You’re just a doctor. I’m the best in the World!” “You also have herpes.”

RT @JoeyStyles – Hey @CMPunk, in Memphis @JerryLawler beat “Superstar” Billy Graham, “Macho Man” Randy Savage and “Mr. Perfect” Curt Hennig

#RAW CONTINUITY, THIS COMPANY HAS NONE! RT @FemmeJoMo: Why is Joey Styles defending Lawler, the guy spit on and disrespected ECW?

#RAW We’re back and it’s going to be Ryback vs a Special Olympian named Jack Swagger.

#RAW Cole: “I don’t see many flaws in this [Ryback]” | Potential eating disorder isn’t a flaw? #FeedHimMore

#RAW Ryback picks up the win. Water is also wet.

#RAW LOL! @FrankWWEClown talking shit to Jack Swagger.

#RAW Cena vs Miz is a match tonight for some….reason? Also tonight, more uncomfortable shots of Lawler “thinking” as a bump to commercial

RT @RegalSays – 2010: Jack Swagger was World Champion, Ryback was jobbing on NXT. 2012: Polar opposite.

#RAW Rumor has it he’s struggling with “Panera for Dummies” RT @KeepItFiveStar:The Ryback can only read 2 books a month. 3 would weaken him

RT @DASharpshooters – The Nexus would still be on top if Ryback never got injured. #wwe #Raw

RT @CMPunk – I know he’s just a commentator, so to help him decide, if @jerrylawler is man enough to fight me. I’ll let him have the first punch.#respect

#RAW Natalya vs Layla, Vickie’s out here for some reason. Clearly trying to be a scout for the next Tough Enought

#RAW Lawler: “I’m trying to watch and enjoy this match, and not act like a 14 year old as Punk said earlier” | Act or screw?

RT @WWEThatsNotPG – LOL A 14 YEAR OLD IS A JUVENILE COLE. TRY THE FUCK AGAIN.

#RAW King: “Vickie’s actually yawning over there” | Cole: “She’s not the only one” | #COMMENHATIN

#RAW Playing the part of HHH tonight, VICKIE GUERRERO!

#RAW Sign: “Did She FART!?” | GREAT sign considering it was a Natalya match just now.

#RAW Vickie insults AJ, AJ comes down and is all “FUCK WORDS!” and blatantly assaults Vickie Guerrero. I approve.

#RAW NOT ONLY IS IT HHH APPRECIATION NIGHT, IT’S AFTER-EVERY-MATCH-WE-NEED-TO-GET-A-POINTLESS-SHOT-OF-THE-ANNOUCNERS-NIGHT.

RT @WhatMathewsSays – >John Laurinaitis fired for bringing personal issues into storyline >AJ still GM for bringing personal issues into storyline >What

RT @WWECreative_Ish – Here comes @WWEAJLee skipping to the ring to symbolize how we wish we could skip this segment. #RAWTonight

#RAW Never say never. RT @truesalty: @5CornersxSmootx considering the comments could #DDP as gm be on the table?

#RAW Goody. a Daniel Bryan sketch involving anger management where a kid can’t act for shit. #IWantBetterSportsEntertainment

#RAW Apparently tonight’s Social Media Ambassador is some no name guy. I think this is first ambassador that doesn’t have an STD.

RT @OniRokaku@5CornersxSmootx Go watch TN…Um…go watch RO….Um….CZ…never mind, lol

RT @DASharpshooters – Daniel Bryan almost gave that kid the NO lock. #wwe #Raw

#RAW Lawler accepts Punk’s challenge. QUICK JERRY, you only have 15 minutes to change before the 2 hour! #8PMCurtainJerker

RT @Chux4w – Is that gum on King’s mic? #Raw

RT @AdamExtreme – Does that mic have a cum stain?

RT @KeepItFiveStar – Jerry Lawler is going to accept CM Punk’s challenge only after Macho Man persuades him. Then he’ll pour water over Michael Cole’s head.

#RAWCommercials THANKS PAUL RUDD FOR PROVING WHY KINECT FOR MADDEN IS FUCKING AWFUL.

RT @TheHistoryofWWE – Some 10-year-old in a Cena hat just asked his dad “Who’s Harley Race?” Dad didn’t know either #SadbutTrue #WWE #Raw

#RAW img.ly/mrD3 RT @SimplyHas_AK: @5CornersxSmootx Michael Cole is going to do a solo again! Enjoy!!!

#RAW *Cena coming out* | Cena: “The home of PBR!” | Cena’s poor attempt to be edgy.

#RAW Both Punk, the #8PMCurtainJerker and Cena are competing in the first hour. The repercussions of HHH having to put somebody over on PPV.

RT @WWECreative_ish – Yes, @MichaelCole is calling a wrestling match by himself, which is where the comparisons between him and @joeystyles end. #RAWTonight

#RAW DURING THE BREAK, JOSH MATHEWS HAS JOINED COLE AT COMMENTARY FOR SOME REASON. *Sigh* #WeWantStriker

#RAW Yes @Andy_Salcedo: @5CornersxSmootx wasn’t Raw 1002 (Aug 6)supposed to be HBK appreciation night

#RAW Josh: “The movie JUST wrapped, how’s it going to be bigger than Cena’s” | Cole: “Because I’m friends with Miz” | GREAT LOGIC #WWEAwful

RT @WWECreative_ish – We know it’s hard to believe, but this match is nontitle. You’d think @JohnCena would have earned an Intercontinental title shot #RAWTonight

#RAW Wow, that Side Effect looked awful considering I didn’t know who was doing the move on the other.

#RAW Cena and his handful of moves beat the 1992 Women’a Champion, Miz.with ease.

#RAW CAN PUNK VS LAWLER BE AN EMPTY ARENA MATCH, PLEASE!? #WWEEMPTYARENA

RT @TNACreative – Tonight, Triple-H admits to porking @ChynaChyna9 for free and will announce he’ll auction the sex tape to the highest bidder. #RAW

RT @WWECreative_ish – Hopefully the fans don’t look up, see the cage and think that maybe the voting is rigged. #RAWTonight

RT @CMPunk – “@DomsWildThings: C’mon @JohnCena you were #themarine. But wait #themiz is #themarine2 This is confusing!!” Not as confusing as LOST, pal.

RT @Matt_Striker_ – Eh, I wish I could b out there but Josh & Cole have earned their stripes & work well tgthr. We r a family here n support one another #Raw

RT @WrestleZonecom#WWEViagraOnAPole

RT @KeepItFivestar – Something tells me The Worm isn’t making it on the 50 Greatest Finishers list

RT @AndyDandyMandy@5CornersxSmootx The easiest way for that to happen is to join TNA and have it at one of their house shows.

#RAW The French Tickler better be on the WWE’s Best Finishers DVD, otherwise #NOBUYS!

#RAW “Tina’s” Rack > This Anger Management shit

RT @TNACreative – This is like watching Clean & Sober if Michael Keaton choked out a ring announcer. #RAW

#RAW Cole: “When you haven’t a won a match for months, any win is called a winning streak” | #COMMENHATIN

#RAW Santino trying to give The Gay to Heath Slater. Hope this ends in a no contest so badly.

#RAW Fans: “BOR-RING BOR-RING” | Sting: I AGREE, I AGREE

#RAW It wasn’t funny when Eric Cartman had J-Lo on his hand, it’s not funny when Santino does it either.

RT @WrestleZoneCom – Can Slater go back to jobbing to old guys please? #Wrestlezone

#RAW OH YEAH, ANYTHING TO DE-DE-SAX HER! RT @WhatMathewsSays: OH NO. THE AKSANA SAXOPHONE IS BACK.

RT @Dukect@5CornersxSmootx Its like the WWE writers take the worse ideas from good tv shows and make them worse

#RAW When will Joey Mercury and Festus come back? RT @EveMarieTorres: Send me your questions about SES with #TeamLongHairDontCare !

RT @KeepItFiveStar – WWE talking about apps and social media is like when your parents “learn” how to use a computer and e-mail you the Grape Lady youtube video

#RAW Cameron and Naomi: Ugly in the front, party in the back

#RAW Josh: “I honestly don’t know what show you’re watching.” | Cole: “Uh, it’s Monday Night Raw The longest running…” | #COMMENHATIN

#RAW These 3 hour RAWs are single handedly proving that WCW going under was the worst thing to happen to the wrestling business.

#RAW Sandow: “I’m here to tell you that I’ve found a miracle” | Is it telepathy of telling the sound guy to pan down the audio when talking

RT @Chux4w – Do we have to have the full introductions every time? It’s been nearly six months now, we get it. #Raw

RT @KeepItFiveSTar – Ever since Booker T went “Left side! Right side!” to Brodus Clay’s theme that one time, I can’t get it out of my head.

#RAW What’s with all the hate towards @KaitlynWWE, you people DO realize she was a former powerlifter and could break you in half, right?

“I hope Mason Ryan DESTROYS you” RT @WhatMathewsSays:Hope Truth comes out and says Milwaukee & I hope Cole yells at him for it.

#RAW Cody Rhodes loses to Brodus Clay as if he was trying to take his mask off.

#RAW Cole: “Look at Sin Cara trying to dance. I’m telling you, he’s hiding something under that mask” | Is it dance skills?

RT @WWECreative_ish – We got nervous that @BrodusClay ‘s nipple popped out on that splash. Gotta keep that kid-friendly rating. #RAWTonight

#RAW KANE BRINGING UP ELECTROCUTING TESTICLES, KATIE VICK, AND TORTURING PETE ROSE – NOT PG!

RT @MarkSatrang – Ok he pretty much fucking nailed his backstory there…That was awesome #wwe #raw

#RAW RATINGS! RT @RegalSays: Next week you gotta have The Iron Sheik join the group and rant on Hulk Hogan for 20 minutes.

#RAW WWENetERRK RT @KeepItFiveStar: Harold and Kane! I smell a sitcom!

RT @Chux4w – By the way, Katie Vick died 20 years ago. That’s a long ass time. #Raw

#RAW NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY, A TERRIBLE MOVIE.

RT @ARBrowning@5cornersxsmootx @keepitfivestar Harold and kane go to white castle? sorry had to

RT @WNSource – This Show Can Do No Wrong From Now. Katie Vick & Pete Rose References. That’s It. Turn The Show Off. Money Made. #raw #wwe

#RAW OH GOD, R-TRUTH IS COMING OUT. CAN HE RECOGNIZE WHAT CITY HE’S IN NOW?

#RAW Sign: “YES Mr. Small Package YES!” | LOLOLOLOL

#RAW Sign: “Maybe Maybe Maybe”

#RAW Pretty sure the last time someone supressed their anger, WWE had to alter history including the 2004 Royal Rumble outcome.

#RAW Cole: “This is not ballet as a lot people would say” | Yeah and it’s not entertaining at times either.

#RAW Kofi: “That’s my partner right there” | THANKS FOR PUTTING THAT OVER

#RAW TRUTH REMEMBERING WHERE HE’S AT, MAKES DANIEL BRYAN SNAP, ARGUES WITH THE LESNAR FAN, AND DB LOSES BY COUNTOUT.

RT @CrankyVince – COCAINE IS A TERRIFIC DRUG WHEN YOU’RE IN A TERRIBLE TOWN. FUCK YOU MILWAUKEE.

RT @KeepItFiveStar – And now R-Truth is doing a “YES” chant. I’m burning BOTH of my “YES!” shirts…

RT @HitTheropes – Daniel Bryan comedy > Santino comedy

RT @MikeKillam – I would absolutely love if these anger management classes resulted in a Kane/Bryan tag team.

#RAW Maybe he is and it’s just him verbally jerking off for 3rd hour. RT @SandoraElite: Triple H isn’t closing the show? WUT DA HAYELL

#RAW *HHH comes out* | Sign: “I’m with dumber”

RT @Shanehelmscom – Speaking of Charlie Sheen, this would be better than Two and a Half Men http://t.co/9iZvycmI

#RAW Sign: “HBK WAS BETTER THAN YOU” | SIGN OF THE NIGHT! LOLOLOLOL

#RAW Somebody tell Cole and Josh that HHH and Motorhead are not the National Anthem and that there’s no need to stand for either one.

#RAW HHH, trying to get that ovation that he didn’t get from #SummerFest.

#RAW HHH didn’t want to be that guy who was too crippled to hold his own children, nor validate Shane Douglas’ “Cripple H” parody.

#RAW I’m not sure if this just a lame way to get a HHH/Lesnar rematch, or just one big disguised wake up call for Rey Mysterio.

RT @WWECreative_ish – Hunter, who the hell is Grock Lesnar? #RAWTonight

#RAW Hunter, it’s a microphone not a cock, no need to bob it around your face like that.

RT @MeganNez@5CornersxSmootx that does it, at the end of every tweet about HHH it shall be followed by #HBKwasbetter

RT @WhatMathewsSays – What happened to “cutting to the chase”, Trips? I guess you gave up on that.

#RAW ARRIVE, ASK “DO I STILL GOT IT” 50 MILLION TIMES, LEAVE

RT @DASharpshooters – Triple H never said that he was retiring. #wwe #Raw

#RAW YOU GOT IT! youtu.be/rAlTOfl9F2w RT @WhatMathewsSays: Somebody play the world’s smallest violin.

RT @CrankyVince – LEAVING MY PRIVATE ARENA OFFICE, BLOWING OFF THE ENDLESS LINE OF TALENT AND WRITERS OUTSIDE LOITERING, HEADING TO GORILLA. FUCK YOU.

#RAW Dolph Ziggler with the GOT EMMMMMMM, GOT EMMMMMMMM

#RAW HEY AUDIO GUY, FUCKING PAN THE AUDIO ALL THE WAY DOWN WHEN SOMEONE’S TALKING YOU PUTZ. #WWEAwful

—FROM XSMOOTX—

RT @Laughhammer@5CornersxSmootx Time to push Ziggler to the top and get him the title strap!

RT @WWECreative_ish – Notice how @RRWWE managed to get his whole point across in 30 seconds? Hope you’re taking notes in Gorilla, Hunter. #RAWTonight

RT @Executnr@5CornersxSmootx too much retirement talk in 1 year, either do it or dont do it before no one cares either way. #RAW

RT @WWECreative_ish – We figured that booking tag matches is a hell of a lot easier than actually coming up with storylines #RAWTonight

#RAW What a shitload of fuck for the finish of this Sheamus/Orton Del Rio/Ziggler match. Ziggler needs to get out of the mid card scene ASAP

#RAW Lawler: “I’m not fighting CM Punk for John Cena, I’m fighting CM Punk for me” | VINCE DIDN’T SCREW BRET, BRET SCREWED BRET.

#RAW In the words of Roddy Piper, whoop that bitch off the air RT @TNACreative: @WWEThatsNotPG They did that to Nancy Grace because she is 1

#RAW LOL! Kane comes out, Josh shits bricks and leaves and joining Cole at the announce table for commentary. THIS SHOULD BE GREAT

#RAW Cole: “Kane I think you and me can be like Gorilla and Bobby out here.” LOLOLOLOL

#RAW Why does the WWE Magazine Jerk of the Month club belt looks like any title Floyd Mayweather has?

#RAW Cole is calling this match as if Kane has cooties or is doing the weather.

#RAW Would like to point out that there’s a light blue Red Bull at the announce desk. GHOST OF BOOKER T LIVING AT RINGSIDE!

#RAW Kane, pulls a Del Rio/T-Lo/Swagger and says nothing on commentary. Ryder wins, Otunga can’t take a chokeslam from Kane afterwards

#RAW After the match, a shot backstagve of CM Punk aggressively kicking the shit out of ring padding for some reason. Main event, next

RT @DivaAlexxandra – Holly Barry. #ColeKnowsNothingAboutAnything #Raw

RT @WWECreative_ish – So far Kane is far better on commentary than @BookerT5x #RAWTonight

#RAW C’MON, EMPTY ARENA MATCH! #WWEEMPTYARENA!

#RAW Downside, another #RAWactive arguably gets rigged. Upside, STEEL CAGE MUSIC! #BOMBOMBOMBOMBOMBOM

RT @3ManBooth – How Awesome Would It Be If They Lowered Both the Cage AND the Disco Ball? It’s Be a Studio 54 Match! #WWESTUDIO54

RT @MikeKillam – Good to see last week was totally pointless. Thank you AJ.

RT @Chux4w – It’s actually true, Lesnar broke Triple H’s right arm at SummerSlam and he had his left in a cast tonight. That’s poor. #Raw

RT @WWECReative_ish – It’s @CMPunk vs. Jerry Lawler in a steel cage. Two men enter, one man leaves with an AARP card. #RAWTonight

—Back on 5Corners—

#RAW @CMPunk/Lawler Steel Cage match. Shades of Kaufman vs Lawler, if Andy Kaufman had a neo-nazi haircut.

#RAW Should’ve been an Empty Arena Match for a reason. RT @WhatMathewsSays: This crowd is beyond burnt out.

#RAW Josh: “Punk talking about disrespect, CM Punk is actually singing in the ring right now.”

RT @WWEThatsNotPG – I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO COMMERCIAL IN THE OVER RUN

#RAW CM Punk, SPLIT OPEN after scraping the mesh on the cage. Charles Robinson with gloves. Punk sends this home with the Vice.

#RAW After the match, CM Punk gets a chain and lock and chains up the cage door, if there ever was a time for a Mark Henry return…

#RAW LOL! Cena comes down for the save and instead of doing the smart thing AND CLIMB IN TO STOP PUNK, he’s trying to get the cage lifted.

RT @WWECreative_ish – Apparently @JohnCena never realized you can climb INTO the cage just as easily as you can climb OUT of the cage #RAWTonight

RT @Miss_Dani_Baby – Magilla Gorilla can’t climb cages.

RT @AndyDandyMandy#RAW If I am Jerry Lawler, as soon as the brain damage heels, I am probably wondering why Cena’s lazy ass couldn’t climb the cage.

RT @KeepItFiveStar – Best part of RAW? No Big Show.

#RAW @AdamExtreme @Executnr @JoelxDRRomantic @SimplyHas_AK @TheRobLee3 @Rachel1324 @drhiphop @mikepiyp @fredthewolf

#RAW Shouts: @HotRedLipstick @stevie_zace @Andy_Salcedo @StillShyGuy_ @JJTheMark @DTRTWrestling @supermetsk31

RT @Andy_Salcedo@5CornersxSmootx they need to kill the 3 hour format, the crowds burnt out, viewers battling to stay awake, too much social media.

#RAW Shouts: @ZachG96 @ItsTechTroN @laughhammer @steveaustinweb @MeganNez @WWEKevinChuff @reeceecup @Pipervalentine

#RAW Shouts: @AdamExtreme @DaCrazyB @nozuulonlymike @FizzVsTheWorld @hookmoney @JHorton92 @SandoraElite @arbrowning

#RAW Shouts: @shelley_budd @BJ_Raji @xicegrillz @ValentyneDreams @SekaiIshtal @K1NG_OTR @ihateyanks27 @strife17 @CultOfDuality

#RAW Shouts: @FemmeJoMo @supermetsk31 @chux4w @MsProWrestling @Luckybloo @Diecot @JMClassic07 @Writtenconsent

RT @Chux4w – @5CornersxSmootx: Also, this: http://t.co/vZgR2Ram

RT @JMClassic07@5CornersxSmootx I think WWE Booker’s are following in the steps of WCW. Let’s have random crap matches and predictable finishes.

RT @Writtenconsent@5CornersxSmootx Of course but putting fucking Bam Bam Bigelow wrestling Shawn Stasiak for a tattoo was up there too.

#RAW Shouts: @penguinpop88 @Deezy4ThePeople @karnuj @dukect @OriginalKingD @ChrisYoung125 @jlonghofer4 @LightsOutRBT50

#RAW Shouts: @Aquaman247 @PuoNayda @TNACreative @OniRokaku @Wormbags @ItsMeDonte758 @truesalty @IAmJasonClark

#RAW Shouts: @StarNinja99 @KidMagnum @HotRedLipstick @MsProWrestling @thegreatgib @MikeKillam @MasterGio @InnerTube_Sean

#RAW Shouts: @SpinninToeHold @allnewtpir @TheRealWB | Thanks for the xSmootx jump: @ItsTechTroN @fredthewolf @xxrickybabyxx @RegalSays

#RAW Shout: If I missed anybody tonight, lemme know. I’ll get you next time. I’m on shoddy internet here and Tweets trickled in all night.

RT @Aquaman247@5CornersxSmootx is a beast. Traveling and still handles #RAW business!

RT @NotEdKaul@5CornersxSmootx thanks for the coverage tonight, prolly won’t be round for raw much but thankful for ur work

RT @TNACreative – Out of the goodness of our heart, we sent @ScorpioSky to anger management after losing at Destination X. This is how we’re thanked!? #Harold

Whatever you say Harold. RT @ScorpioSky: That Harold twitter account is fake, don’t follow. There is no Harold account.

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