As a heads up before #Smackdown, I’m packing up everything and will be on vacation for next week. Not entirely sure how to pack a computer

What is with Syfy having a hard on for The 5th Element before #Smackdown? It’s like they’re obligated to play it every 3 weeks.

#Smackdown Orton: “Never been a glass half full kind of person. I wanna break that glass in a million pieces…” | Cause it tested positive?

#Smackdown Orton rambles on. Sheamus wants him to be No1 Contender. Booker wants to confirm it. Now Del Rio’s out here.

RT @KeepItFiveStar – Randy Orton calling out the backstage and the interwebs. Now’s your time, internet! Get your Wrestlemania moment! …On Smackdown.

#Smackdown *Del Rio’s going off* | *RANDY ORTON CONFUSED FACE*

#Smackdown Del Rio: “You’re against me. YOU’RE AGAINST ME” | #YOUREAGAINSTME #WHADDYATHINKLAWLER!?

RT @KeepItFIveStar – I like how this week, the WWE pretty much admitted that John Cena and Randy Orton will always get title shots no matter what.

#Smackdown MICHAEL COLE CALLING THIS SHOW SOLO!? NO @MATT_STRIKER_!? – img.ly/mrD3

RT @KeepItFiveStar – R.I.P. Josh “Doin’ My Job” Mathews

RT @DASharpshooters – Michael Cole is calling this show by himself. This is going to be painful. #wwe #smackdown

#Smackdown Seriously, I almost don’t want to watch this show if Cole doing this solo. I don’t need hear him Real Deal’ing the entire roster

#Smackdown TEDDY LONG!? COMMENTATING!? GUEST COMMENTATORS FOR EVERY MATCH!? img.ly/mrD3

#Smackdown I’d laugh hysterically if this happened. RT @TNACreative: @5CornersxSmootx We would enjoy lending them @OfficialTaz

#Smackdown Thankfully this match will be quick cause it’s a Ryback and knowing Teddy’s history calling matches, it’ll be like he’s not there

#Smackdown *JINDER MALL-HALL UH OH FACE*

#Smackdown This would be the proper time for Teddy to get his revenge on Cole for him calling Teddy the “Herman Cain” of SD all those times.

RT @KeepItFiveStar – I wonder how many parents are pissed because their kids probably chant “FEED ME MORE!” after dinner thanks to The Ryback.

#Smackdown Yeah I’m definitely not watching Saturday Morning Slam.

RT @VivaMattyVegas@GrishamESPN Cole is all by himself tonight on #SmackDown. Save us Grisham, you’re our only hope.

#Smackdown Kaitlyn: “I’m so excited, I could actually hug you Cole…but I’m not” | Cole: “Aww c’mon, please!” |

#Smackdown *Cole recites tweet that Natalya says Kaitlyn’s win is a fluke* | Kaitlyn: “A fluke?” | Roode: FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-KEEEE!!!

She’s sitting next to Cole. RT @DAsharpshooters: Kaitlyn sounds super nervous. #wwe #smackdown

#Smackdown Who wouldn’t? RT @Andy_Salcedo: @5CornersxSmootx hell, I’d want a hug from Kaitlyn too!

#Smackdown LOL! A “YOU ARE BORING” CHANT FROM THE CROWD ERUPTS FROM THE EDITED NONSENSE

RT @JCLayfield – Just watched girls match on smackdown w @MichaelCole doing commentary with Caitlyn. I need a PBR after that! #shouldnotHavewatchedthatsober

#Smackdown SAVE_US.JBL @JCLayfield

RT @Aquaman247@5CornersxSmootx you might get a whole volume of Commenhatin 3 out of all the guest commentators. #SmackDown

#Smackdown Ziggler’s doing a RAW recap of his own. Sheamus wants Ziggles to cash in tonight and perhaps piss on Vickie, I…think.

#Smackdown Oh thank god, Sin Cara is competing and isn’t the guest commentator for this segment.

RT @JCLayfield – Absolutely digging Teddy Long as the asst to GM Booker. @michaelcole by himself on commentary though, I may watch Telemundo version! #noCole

RT @KeepITFiveStar – Sheamus shouldn’t be buying the Senior Advisor of Smackdown “pints” of anything.

RT @DASharpshooters – Teddy Long cant say no to you if you offer him beer. #wwe #smackdown

#Smackdown Cody Rhodes is guest commentating this segment, and he didn’t have to plot a sneak attack on Booker to be out here!

#Smackdown Heath Slater is Sin Cara’s opponent, a fan screaming like they’re being raped at Slater. Slater even wondering the fuck was that.

#Smackdown Cody Rhodes, with the ref’s back turned, turns Sin Cara’s mask around. Cara confused, Slater gets a win. BIG BOWL OF WTF!?

#Smackdown *SIN CARA BAMBOOZLED FACE*

#Smackdown Sheamus/Ziggler up next, hunching a guess that Vickie will be the guest commentator for the segment.

RT @Andy_Salcedo@5CornersxSmootx it reminds me of that SuperStars match where the show was going to break and someone said “Heath Slater I hate you”

RT @DASharpshooters – Who the hell knew that Heath Slater’s finishing move was the Scorpion Deathdrop? #wwe #smackdown

#Smackdown Wow, Sheamus the World Heavyweight Champion, gets a jobber entrance. This show is all over the page.

#Smackdown MANAGERIAL GUEST COMMENTATING ZIGGLE WIGGLE!

#Smackdown Aaaaand unfortunately I was right and I already miss Lawler being out here, not being a star in regards to Vickie.

#Smackdown Vickie: “[AJ] has to tuck in her teddy bears at night” | If King was out here: You should know Vickie considering you look like 1

#Smackdown Cole: “I guess I shouldn’t be surprised by that” | If King Was Out Here: I’m surprised you’re into animals like Vickie, Cole!

#Smackdown If King Was Out Here: Listen to this crowd, they’re really lukewarm for Sheamus!

#Smackdown Ziggler clocks Sheamus with the MITB case for the DQ, then decides to cash in, then decides not to. #WWEAwful

#Smackdown I like how WWE opened the door to MITB people assaulting champions with stuff to cash in, then will ignore said open door.

#Smackdown Ziggler for some reason looked really strange yelling at Sheamus from on the stage.

#Smackdown Santino: “I feel like I let everybody down when I lost the US title to Antonio Cesaro” | NOT ME!!!

#Smackdown Business in the front, jobbing in the back. RT @WhatMathewsSays: Santino needs a haircut.

#Smackdown WHY DID PRODUCTION GIVE ANTONIO DEL RIO MUSIC FROM TRENT BARETTA TO NOW A GENERIC RAP THEME BETTER FITTING FOR THE PTPLAYAS!?

#Smackdown So Cole is justifiably upset that R-Truth has an invisible child but says nothing about Santino’s arm in a sock. Okay.

But I can blame the booking & writing for this show. RT @chux4w: Can’t blame the cobra. #SmackDown

RT @TNACreative – Alberto treating @RRWWE like he left the keys for someone to “borrow” again. #Smackdown

#Smackdown OH DEAR GOD, #COUPLEOFDOLLARS IS ON COMMENTARY FOR THIS NEXT MATCH.

#Smackdown *COUPLE OF DOLLARS WITH COLE DANCE.GIF*

#Smackdown Titus O’Neil CAN NOT talk.

#Smackdown Cole: ‘Hey can I borrow your pick?” | Black Cena: “No, you hair’s nappy.”

#Smackdown *MICHAEL COLE PUPPY BARK.GIF*

RT @KeepItFiveStar – R-Truth beating Primo just ruined my night.

#Smackdown Kofi/Truth beat the Puerto Ricans easily. Nobody cares. Cole and PTP are dancin’ again. #CoupleOfDollars

#Smackdown In the span of a straight to DVD preview, we’re backstage with Striker (YES!) and the tag champs.

#Smackdown THE TAG TEAM DIVISION JUST SHOWED UP IN THIS SEGMENT AND I IMMEDIATELY CAN’T HEAR ANYTHING OVER KIDD/GABRIEL’S SHIRTS

#Smackdown Booker: “Which tag team do you think deserves the No 1 contendership” | *BOOKER LOST IN SPACE FACE*

RT @TNACreative – Kane’s just pissed Romney will be the nominee over Paul a few days early. #Smackdown

RT @KeepItFiveStar – Teddy Long, Tag Team Matches are your thing! How could you not be prepared for that segment? It was the moment you were waiting for!

RT @DASharpshooters – Eve Torres exposing one of Teddy Long’s weaknesses: He cant do math. #wwe #smackdown

#Smackdown Oh god, it’s main event time. Roidy Orton/Del Rio. Even worse, is RicRod in character will probably be guest commentating.

#Smackdown OH NEVERMIND, IT’S JUST SHEAMUS ON COMMENTARY. This very well may have been one of the worst Smackdowns ever.

#Smackdown Sheamus: “Tattletale? Where are you getting these words from” | FROM AN ENGLISH DICTIONARY. >ENGLISH!!< #Smackdown Would've loved to have heard @Matt_Striker_ tonight, instead of round-robin of midcarders. #WeWantStriker #Smackdown HELL, I would've settled for GM Booker making a "ONE NIGHT ONLY"-like return instead of this. #Smackdown bit.ly/PagJxM RT @Andy_Salcedo: Since when Merrian-Webster considers "tattletale" a word fitting a dictionary? #Smackdown Orton goes for the RKO, Del Rio blocks. ADR goes for the Dry Arm Fucking. Too homo for Orton, Orton taps. Sheamus unamused. #Smackdown After the match, ADR shoves RicRod on his ass and yoinks a GUCCI SHOE and RIFLES it towards Sheamus. #Smackdown ADR lays waste to Orton and Sheamus, Ziggler comes down to cash in AGAIN and gets RKO'd by Roidy Orton. #BabyfaceDickery #Smackdown Apparently if you pussyfoot around with your contract, WWE will do anything to make you stay, including Orton cleanly tapping out #Smackdown RAW, this past Monday night. RT @Andy_Salcedo: @5CornersxSmootx and since when did adults start calling each other that? So a cross between Aksana & the chick who sung Friday. Got it. RT @nodqdotcom: Hot Photos Of Future WWE Diva Paige: bit.ly/PahUNx RT @DAsharpshooters - Randy Orton does an RKO with his hurt arm. #wwe #smackdown #Smackdown PTPlayas dancing with Cole was the only highlight tonight. Any show where Heath Slater wins anything, is garbage. #Smackdown Coulda used him tonight. RT @Executnr: @5CornersxSmootx Damien Sandow is Raw and aggressive as well #Smackdown Eh, it was okay. RT @Andy_Salcedo: @5CornersxSmootx Titus's Booker T impression was hilarious as fuck though. #Smackdown #MILLIONSOFDOLLARS - img.ly/ms0b #Smackdown Michael Puppy Cole - img.ly/ms0P #Smackdown #COUPLEOFDOLLARS #COUPLEOFDOLLARS - img.ly/ms30 #Smackdown Shouts: @xWweImpactx @paperdevil101 @Andy_Salcedo @TheRealEBN @danniebear87 @alyh74 @Executnr #Smackdown Shouts: @ZachG96 @Stunners4All @xWweImpactx @JJTheMark @IAmJasonClark @OniRokaku @Amu_Abu_Wessam #Smackdown Shouts: @karnuj @REDHOTSCOUSE @E13A @mikepiyp @SekaiIshtal @TNACreative @SekaiIshtal @KaptainKayfabe #Smackdown Shouts: @JoelxDRRomantic @timegan2 @RizzIUP @King_Law @twiztidskull @BriaunaCrosson @GStavrakas @Aquaman247 #Smackdown Shouts: @DAsharpshooters @penguinpop88 @Kaibutsu @BriaunaCrosson Thanks for the #FF!: @candyflossash @pizzalogger @WWEThatsNotPG @MasterGio @davis161073 @fredthewolf @NotEdKaul @xxrickybabyxx Thanks for the #FF!: @CalvinRain @ZachG96 @hookmoney @StubsGuy @ERICxSYNGENOR @paperdevil101 @Save_US_GSM @BJ_Raji #Smackdown If I missed anybody, lemme know I'll try to get you Monday assuming nothing catastrophic happens heading on vacation. #Smackdown And if you haven't heard, I will be on vacation Sunday-Labor Day. Will still be here for shows assuming I have internet.

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