Tune in and find out what other Universal employee will fill the role of Claire Lynch for #NoContinuityNight! #ImpactWrestling, LIVE, NEXT!!

#ImpactLIVE I TUNED IN TO TNA AND A SONS OF ANARCHY EPISODE HAS BROKEN OUT.

#ImpactLIVE Sting and crew come out, show a Ken Burns slideshow of Aces8s. Fans already chanting “WE WANT HOGAN”. *Sigh*

#ImpactLIVE Sting hypes up Hogan, 2 Aces8s guys show up. Tenay’s all “Only 2? We’ve seen 10 or a million guys in recent weeks”

#ImpactLIVE TNA roster beats up 2 Universal employees, unmasks one & is bleeding from mouth as if he already popped a blood capsule #TNAwful

RT @Chux4w – Could this be the nit-Ro…bert Roode is named leader of the Aces & Eights? #Impact

RT @TNACreative@chux4w We thought Spike was airing Sons Of Anarchy reruns.

RT @DASharpshooters – A Slideshow is so horrifying.

RT @Chux4w – Storm should be pissed that all of his friends doubted him. He should be calling them all filthy animals. #Impact

RT @TableOfJapan – He got patched in? Still, it was better than the WWE 12 patch #LiveImpact

RT @DASharpshooters – Does this Aces & Eights guy work as an actor for Universal Studios too? #ImpactLive

#ImpactLIVE Brooke: “I wake up every morning, look in the mirror, and ask myself one question” | Is it, “How good are my tits lookin today?”

#ImpactLIVE So can @TheTarynTerrell ref every Impact match? Please?

RT @MikeKillam – I think @TARALiSAMARiE might be the hottest 41-year-old on the planet. #DatAss

#ImpactLIVE Taz: “I love it when [Taryn] gets in the middle of the mix” | Tenay: “I bet you do” | Taz: “I’m a red blooded American male”

#ImpactLIVE Tessmacher gets beat by Tara. Now next week Tess is going to question if she still got it, then leave with a parting mic shot

RT @KidMagnum@5CornersxSmootx You know what, I think seeing one armdrag in a Knockouts match is more than i’ve ever seen in a recent Divas match. DAT ASS

#ImpactLIVE AJ vs RVD vs Rob E triple threat match. That’s a GREAT way to close out the Claire Lynch angle…as #NoContinuityNight CONTINUES

#ImpactLIVE ROB VAN DAM *Dun-dun-dunnnn-dun* I’M EFFIN SLOW! *Dun-dun-dunnnn-dun*

#ImpactLIVE Thankfully not a Universal employee RT @TheeBlueMeanie: Congrats to 3PW Alumni @CJODoyle for appearing on TNA tonight!

#ImpactLIVE Taz: “That wasn’t your basic homemade clothesline there folks”

RT @Writtenconsent@5CornersxSmootx Mostly due to it looking like utter horseshit but y’know..

#ImpactLIVE While TNA was away we missed “A MASSIVE MONKEY FLIP” from RVD

#ImpactLIVE AJ with a vaulting plancha to the outside, fans with a horrible Out-of-synch TNA chant.

#ImpactLIVE Styles clotheslines Rob E, camera for some reason gets a close up shot of Robbie E’s gooch.

#ImpactLIVE Styles springboards off the rope to go into a dragon sleeper combination onto RVD into a DDT but it looked like shit.

#ImpactLIVE RVD/AJ beat the shit out of each other, Rob E wins 7 #BFGSeries points with rollup #RiseAboveRollups #NoContinuityNight #TNAwful

#ImpactLIVE Hardy: “HELLO CREATURES!” | Fans: “YAYYYY!!!!” | Hardy: “This will not be a #BFGseries match” | Fans: “BOOOOO!” | VINTAGE TNA

#ImpactLIVE Tenay: “There’s the size and power Hardy’s giving up, decapitation clothesline!” | Yes, but was it homemade?

#ImpactLIVE Tenay’s plugging stuff including the second hour. Fans are starting to chant Steroids to Rob Terry.

RT @KidMagnum@5CornersxSmootx Think it’s about time I go take that Robby T i’ve been holding in for so long…let me know what I miss! 🙂

#ImpactLIVE Taz: “I’ve seen more muscle on him than you Mike” | Tenay: “Slightly”

RT @KeepItFivestar – Jeff Hardy’s look is what you get when parents don’t say “No” to their children.

RT @VivaMattyVegas @5CornersxSmootx they’ll get McGwire and Sosa to team next week with Rob Terry

#ImpactLIVE Daniels: “AJ thinks that all the questions are coming out tonight…” | Like who’s going to fill in the role for Claire Lynch?

#ImpactLIVE WE’RE BACK AND RETARD STING IS BACK ONCE AGAIN!

RT @TNACreative@5CornersxSmootx We saw a cute bimbo near the Spiderman ride. #ClaireForGooker2012

#ImpactLIVE Alright the paternity test results. Instead of having Maury Povich, we get Jeremy Borash. FACKING BOOLSHEET!! #TNAwful

#ImpactLIVE AJ Styles: “I’m sorry for my fans for having to go through with this” | Psssh, talk about an understatement

RT @Chux4w – I guess no one gave JB the memo that Claire quit. #Impact

#ImpactLIVE Kaz is linking absentee fathers like AJ Styles to ruthless bastard criminals in prison. FUCKING, WOW. This program.

#ImpactLIVE Daniels: “Claire Lynch is not here tonight, do you know why” | SHE QUIT CAUSE THIS COMPANY SUCKS!!! #TNAwful

#ImpactLIVE Great that TNA got the hair/makeup stylist to be the attorney for Claire Lynch

RT @chux4w – I love that they’ve gone all out with the stupid. #Impact

#ImpactLIVE Y’know, “Blackmailed” Baby Styles has a certain ring to it. #TNAwful #FuckThisCompany

RT @NotEdKaul@5CornersxSmootx Would it be awkward if this was Monty Brown while Claire’s attorney kept saying “BLACK MAIL!”?

RT @K1NG_OTR – They are cheering because this is ending #TNA #Impact

RT @DASharpshooters -If Claire Lynch was never pregnant, then whos paternity test does Borash have in his hand? #ImpactLive #tna

#ImpactLIVE So since Claire was never pregnant, I guess that whole “Kaz and Daniels never talk to AJ Styles” stip is off the table #TNAwful

#ImpactLIVE Anybody else think that a 2 month pregnancy/not pregnancy angle is a perfect segue for something called “Gut Check”? #TNAwful

#ImpactLive Backstage, Sting does his worst Jack Nicholson impersonation while Hogan does his worst “I have rabies” impersonation #TNAwful

#ImpactLIVE HEY PRODUCTION, WAY TO LET THE MP4 END BEFORE YOU FADED TO COMMERCIAL! #TNAwful

#ImpactLIVE So if you just joined us for TNA tonight, here’s what you missed – http://youtu.be/OR8Xl3aFizs

RT @AndyDandyMandy#ImpactLIVE This Clare Lynch storyline is one abortion even the most pro-life Republican is happy about.

#ImpactLIVE Good news, the Claire Lynch angle is finally done. Bad news, “Insane” Sting is back – http://img.ly/6vkf

#ImpactLIVE Tenay: “We’re back and here’s what happened before the break. Can’t wait to see this again” | *AJ Styles segment*

RT @TNACreative@HulkHogan hasn’t growled like that since No Holds Barred. #BallsDeep #OpenFightNight #ImpactTonight #IMPACTLive #IMPACTWRESTLING

#ImpactLIVE HOLY FUCK ALEX SILVA NAME DROPPING RIC FLAIR AS IF THERE ISN’T A LAWSUIT GOING ON. #BallsDeep #TNAwful

#ImpactLIVE Chris Loogie, not a veteran vs Gunner, not a veteran #GutCheck #TNAwful

RT @OriginalKingD@5CornersxSmootx You’re never satisfied are you? They slave away over a hot computer, to make a good script & all you do is complain! SMH 🙁

RT @TNACreative@5CornersxSmootx Naitch could shoot 9 people, & we would still reference him. We need an XPW crossover.

RT @NotEdKaul@5CornersxSmootx OK new guy you say you can do anything, lets see you put over Gunner as a Heavyweight title contender #GutCheck

#ImpactLIVE Taz: “Chris Looie is aggressive and he is intense” | *Gunner whipping him from corner to corner* #TNAwful

#ImpactLIVE Taz is trying his hardest to not say that Chris Loogie is a fat shit.

#ImpactLIVE Gunner gets an easy win & yet no #GutCheck participant has won they’re debut match. It’s like polar inverse of Money in the Bank

RT @WWEKevinChuff@5CornersxSmootx this guy sucked… His gut needs a gut check

RT @TableOfJapan – Oh God, that Gut Check contestant was awful. He really shouldn’t get a contract. #LiveImpact

#ImpactLIVE So Chris Loogie’s gimmick is that he’s fucking awful but has a dead friend to cover for it. Pretty sure I called this weeks ago

#ImpactLIVE We’ve gone from “Claire’s not really pregnant” to “Gut Check” to Chris Loogie is fat to ODB…Top notch subliminal messaging.

RT @NotEdKaul@5CornersxSmootx where’s a scott steiner “FATASSES” promo when you need it?

#ImpactLIVE LOL! Bully Ray’s trying to intimidate a plant.

Hogan acting like he has rabies is mine RT @DAsharpshooters: ODB’s 30 second segment has been the best part of this show so far. #ImpactLive

#ImpactLIVE Tenay: “More of this match, right after this. Oooh, right into the post” | Tenay still think this show’s taped.

RT @DASharpshooters@5CornersxSmootx RAWARERRAERLSURLERLSLURIEGH

RT @TNACreative – We asked @JosephPark_ESQ to teach Chris the fine art if Kayfab. #OpenFightNight #ImpactTonight #IMPACTLive #IMPACTWRESTLING

#ImpactLIVE ARE THE FANS REALLY FUCKING CHANTING “WE WANT LES-NAR *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*”!?

#ImpactLIVE Nevermind Chris Loogie, @JosephPark_ESQ should teach this crowd what “Kayfab” is. @TNACreative

#ImpactLIVE So some people are saying it was “DE-VON’S BET-TER”, which would make a bit more nonsensical sense. Have to check the tape.

RT @MikeKillam – Um…if “Devon is better” why do people chant it during Bully Ray’s matches, but remain quiet during Devon’s?

#ImpactLIVE NEVERMIND THIS ANDERSON/RAY MATCH, LET’S GO TO THE BACK WITH YET ANOTHER POINTLESS BRAWL. VINTAGE #TNAwful

#ImpactLIVE Crimson to slime Hogan and Sting with red Kool-Aid after the break, AS #NOCONTINUITYNIGHT CONTINUES!

#ImpactLIVE Sucks to hear about @screamqueendaff’s accident & glad to hear she’s ok, but if she needs $, just sue TNA again (Ow my Flaktoid)

#ImpactLIVE Gee, I’m not sure what’s worse this rehashed Nexus angle or TNA’s commercials take 3:30-3:45 minutes. #TNAwul

#ImpactLIVE Sting: “Maybe we need to do an Aces and 8s chant or something” | MOTHERFUCKER, THIS ISN’T BEETLEJUICE

#ImpactLIVE Anderson: “*BLEEEEEEEEP* FUCKER *BLEEEEEEEEEP*”

#ImpactLIVE Tenay: “There’s more of them!” | Taz: “They’re like cock-a-roaches!”

#ImpactLIVE Only thing missing from this pointless riot, is Billy Gunn showing up and being the janitor.

#ImpactLIVE Tenay: “This is the damndest thing I’ve ever seen” | It’s not as good as Jay Lethal being Ric Flair to Ric Flair.

#ImpactLIVE OH NO, @AUSTINARIES HAS FOUND HIMSELF IN A TERRIBLE SHEAMUS ANGLE!!

#ImpactLIVE Basically, this was the end of Impact…from 3 years ago – http://youtu.be/swXqxG_G3fE

#NoContinuityNight RT @DAsharpshooters: All those Aces8s could start their own damn wrestling company. Terrible Episode! #ImpactLive

RT @KeepItFiveStar – So…NXT gets CM Punk and Seth Rollins vs. K.O.W. and the rest of us get the pillow fight that was TNA vs. Aces and Eights?

RT @TableOfJapan – TNA: The Lost And Damned edition #LiveImpact

RT @RegalSays@KeepItFiveStar now see if they had a TV deal for NXT that would draw a massive rating. Even sell it to USA as a special or something.

#TNA Shouts: @JMClassic07 @SxEboywonder @JoelxDRRomantic @ihateyanks27 @NotEdKaul @Brasshole81 @TKCExperience

#TNA Shouts: @mikepiyp @nozuulonlymike @Brasshole81 @dukect @TNACreative @UndashingAlpha @twiztidskull @thegreatgib

#TNA Shouts: @Andy_Salcedo @PuoNayda @chux4w @Aquaman247 @RegalSays @FakeSting03 @DAsharpshooters @TKCExperience

#TNA Shouts: @OriginalKingD @jeff_pugh @RyanJCooney @WWEKevinChuff @Und3rAverageJoe @OniRokaku @R8ed_M @KidMagnum

RT @KidMagnum@5CornersxSmootx WHY IS HOGAN MAKING NOISES LIKE HE’S A GOD DAMN IMP FROM DOOM!?!?!?!?!

#TNA Shouts: @xMrsJericho @Brasshole81 @xRazorsEdgex @VivaMattyVegas @alyh74 @dukect @HEELWrestling @TheeBlueMeanie

#TNA Shouts: @Writtenconsent @GStavrakas @IAmJasonClark @karnuj @MarcusHaight @24kGolden @mikeilusion @Custom_Made_GJ

#TNA Shouts: @DTRTWrestling @Diecot @SirPlayboyAnt @Writtenconsent @TheRealEBN @Ziggymanager123 @mikeilusion @SCSA4life

#TNA Shouts: @WWEThatsNotPG @TheSaikoPod @Jamie98TV @AnonWrestleFan @Angelwarrior82

RT @InnerTube_Sean@5CornersxSmootx aww man didn’t get mentioned this time. Wasn’t my best night, gotta step it up. I’ve failed! Why lawd why?!

RT @PenguinPop88 – So I just read @5CornerxSmootx’s TL to catch me up on #TNA. I……I……..I just…..just…………..I’m going to bed. #FuckThisCompany

RT @PenguinPop88 – If I was in attendance when AJ apologized to his fans for the angle, I’d have started “UN-DER-STATE-MENT! *clap clap clapclapclap*” #TNA

RT @PenguinPop88@5CornerSxSmootx. #BOTCH

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