RT @PenguinPop88@5cornersxsmootx You know what beats Aces & 8s? …a Full House. #WeWantCoulier #ImpactLive (Remind me to use that tonight. lol)

.@PenguinPop88 This is the 3rd week in a row of Aces8s chaos. I hear Steiner would stop it tonight, but he’s in the bathroom takin’ a dump

RT @TNACreative@5CornersxSmootx It would sure beat how we get paid now. #BookYourDaughterInWhat #ShouldntHaveLeftDentalSchool

#ImpactLIVE We kick the show off here with a tag team brawls and Taz saying the word areolas again.

#ImpactLIVE EARL HEBNER JUST SOMEHOW SURVIVED A REF BUMP. MY BRAIN ASPLODE

#ImpactLIVE Tenay: “As we said Taz, you can’t miss a second of Impact Wrestling” | THEN WHY HAVE COMMERCIALS DURING MATCHES!? #TNAwful

#ImpactLIVE Hebner’s no selling bumps, not seeing tags. Earl Hebner should get those mysterious blow jobs more often!

RT @FakeSting03@5CornersxSmootx they do stream on their site during commercials. Not the same, I know, but its out there #ImpactLive #TwitterWorldOrder

#ImpactLIVE Aries and Benedict Arnold get the win on Roode and Diet Zima. Great match to start the show despite champ curtain jerking.

#ImpactLIVE Sting’s gonna call out James Storm about the Aces and 8’s despite Storm’s insistent non-affiliation with the group.

#ImpactLIVE Street clothed James Storm looks like Jesus if Jesus was a Porno Director or present day Hillbilly Jim.

#ImpactLIVE Sting’s showing us footage that ISN’T in the form of an mp4 on an iPad. TNA’s production has stepped up their game. #TNAwful

RT @Chux4w – So basically they’re working for Roode, who told them not to attack Storm so people would think they’re Storm’s guys. Simple. #Impact

#ImpactLIVE Angle: “Sorry, didn’t mean to come out here but I heard my name” | So whenever Angle’s name is uttered he has to come out?

RT @TNACreative@5CornersxSmootx Now that we don’t have to pay @ActualALove & @VelVelHoller We put all of that money to community college classes.

RT @Timegan2@5CornersxSmootx he’s like the Boogyman

#ImpactLIVE So TNA knows how to screen cap isolated tweets from AJ Styles, but don’t know how to save the pics he’s uploaded. #TNAwful

#ImpactLIVE Apparently this terrible angle drove AJ Styles all the way to Austrailia. #AngryClaireLynchFace #TNAwful

#ImpactLIVE Why is Daniels dressed up like an Art Director, drinking Bertolli Olive Oil?

RT @Pipervalentine@5CornersxSmootx #ImpactLIVE BECAUSE HE CAN!

RT @Writtenconsent@5CornersxSmootx Because he’s FAAAABULOUS! #iMPACTLIVE

#ImpactLIVE LOL, Pope only has had 1 match since being not used on TV, and he’s only got 7 #BFGseries points while everybody’s in the teens

#ImpactLIVE Bully Ray vs Robbie E, how can you not pull for Bully Ray in this match?

RT @TNACreative@REALBully5150 You’re like a college football coordinator in the shower: Destroying his ass.

#ImpactLIVE Madison: “Earl would never screw anybody in a match, ever” | #ThatJustHappened

#ImpactLIVE Earl gave Madison a Teddy Bear, Flowers, and Russel Stover chocolates…he must REALLY want that blow job.

RT @Bizzarr1000@5CornersxSmootx @FakeSting03 tell that to @BretHart

#ImpactLIVE Tessmacher to the announce desk, hopefully it’s to tel Taz that it’s Christy Hemme and not Hemly.

#ImpactLIVE If there’s anything KO matches needed, it’s gossipy small talk at the announce table clouded around a stupid angle. #TNAwful

Where has @TestifyDevon been? What happened to defending the TV title weekly? #TNA #ImpactLive

RT @TNACreative – Only 2 hours on this show, yet womens action is featured. #ImpactTonight #IMPACTLive #IMPACTWRESTLING

#ImpactLIVE Tessmacher: “They’re women, they’re dominating each other” | Taz: “Yes, yes they are. Well said” |

#ImpactLIVE *Tessmacher saying stuff* | *Mickie gets sent into the stairs* | Tessmacher: “JEE-ZUS” | paging @MaffewGregg

RT @KeepItFiveStar – Really random iMPACT Tweeter? “Yumyum?”

#ImpactLIVE Wow, Tenay just put Tessmacher on the spot to make up a bunch of lies for Brooke Hogan and the job she’s done.

#ImpactLIVE Taz: “She’s wrestling like she’s got a gun to her head, that’s what bring success” | *ANGRY CLAIRE LYNCH FACE*

RT @PenguinPop88 – MADISON CORPSING? SEND FOR THE MAN! #ImpactLive

#ImpactLIVE Terrible one woman flapjack from Mickie James.

#ImpactLIVE HEY YOU KNOW WHAT’S A GOOD ANGLE? HAVING EARL HEBNER RELIVE 1998 EVERY WEEK. #TNAwful

#ImpactLIVE LOL, didn’t realize this RT @SpinninToeHold: @5CornersxSmootx Mickie James’ flapjacks lmao that’s my selective vision at work.

RT @DASharpshooters – Brooke Hogan gave no f*ks about Tara being screwed. #BADGM #ImpactLIve

#ImpactLIVE Brooke H: “I’ve never seen him pummeled like that and not be able to get back up” | Clearly she hasn’t seen the sex tape.

#ImpactLIVE Sting & Brooke are talking about HH if he’s alright and are glad Aces8s haven’t spilled into the KOs. CUE THE MESSENGER #TNAwful

#ImpactLIVE LOL I haven’t but I mean c’mon. Dude’s had 9+ back surgeries. Do the math. RT @ZackZiggler: @5CornersxSmootx omg!!! you have?!

#ImpactLIVE These fans for the house show plug > Fat mark fan from like last week

#ImpactLIVE *Sigh* Y’know I was enjoying the product WITHOUT EY and ODB muddling things up. Can we go back to that?

#ImpactLIVE Kid Kash/Gunner vs Hernandez, Chavo Guerrero and one scrunched up name overlay.

#ImpactLIVE TNA CROSS THE LINE…doesn’t say how. RT @WWEKevinChuff: @5CornersxSmootx think the chavo and family crossed over illegally?

#ImpactLIVE Referee Stiffler doesn’t know how to use a 5 count apparently. This match should’ve been over for not breaking the hold

RT @TNACreative – With Grandma Guerrero in the house, it’s a good thing Bradshaw isn’t around! #ImpactTonight

#ImpactLIVE Taz: “Feeling that machismo coming out of Chavito” | MAH-CHEEEEESE-MOH!

#ImpactLIVE Taz: “Tribuite to Eddie Guerrero…I’m sure Eddie’s smilin down” | Eh, probably.

#ImpactLIVE See, Chavo Guerrero CAN win against midgets.

#ImpactLIVE Kaz and Daniels to play a quick game of Shop Til You Drop, NEXT

RT @SandoraElite – I hope @5CornersxSmootx plans to list actual retail prices in the next segment

#ImpactLIVE LOL Kurt’s talkin to a nobody. D-Von walks up with the TV title and Garrett has to introduce himself. #TNAwful

#ImpactLIVE *QUESTIONABLE CLAIRE LYNCH FACE*!

RT @PenguinPop88 – WAY TO SHOW THE GUARDRAILS ARE NOTHING. THIS ANGLE. #ImpactLive

#ImpactLIVE Should’ve traded that baby doll into 24 Karats. I think that’s where tonight’s Shoppers Special was #ShopTilYouDropLameEdition

RT @IanSaysSo – Snitsky needs to punt that baby!! #HoeSki

RT @KeepItFiveStar – Lmao #CrackheadClaire is great for all the wrong reasons.

RT @PenguinPop88 – Holy shit, that kid’s getting half of the Tag Titles! #ImpactLive

RT @RasslinTroll – shes a drug addict, shes a whore, shes pregnant, she isnt attractive, shes a bitch, she has small tits and a meh ass. shes virtually useless

#ImpactLive And now the last 25 minutes are going to be with fucking annoying people out here with me and shitty excuses of kids.

RT @HitTheRopes – Can’t TNA do something about Claire Lynch? Switch her with someone else. We won’t bitch. I mean, they did it to the mom in Fresh Prince.

#ImpactLIVE YES! JOSEPH PARK! SAVE_US.PARK!

RT @Chux4w – Argh! They’ve got Joe Park saying “kayfab.” #Impact

RT @TNACreative – I know we all hate being kay-fab’d. #ImpactTonight

RT @AdamExtreme – Pope Finally gets a match lol

#ImpactLive BREAK IT DOWN! #GimmickInfringement RT @TheAcesAnd8s: Are they ready?

#ImpactLIVE Taz: “Catcher’s catch catch, Catches catch catch catch catch catch” | Tenay: “Easy for you to say” | #WHADDAYATHINKLAWLER

RT @PenguinPop88 – Someone wanna go tell, uh, EVERYONE that match they wanna be at ringside for is going on? #ImpactLive

RT @KeepItFiveStar – “LET’S GO COWBOY” – Cowboys at the iMPACT Zone “COWBOY SUCKS” – Indians at the iMPACT Zone

#ImpactLive Somehow Sting being the “Special Enforcer” for this match is turning into an impromptu Lumberjack match.

#ImpactLIVE WE’RE BACK, ANGLE ELIMINATES STORM FROM THE ROYAL RUMBLE, WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK! #StopDoingThis #TNAwful

#ImpactLIVE We didn’t need an HD closeup of Angle’s wrists locked around Storm’s gut.

#ImpactLIVE Angle torques an anklelock onto Storm, Storm counters Superkicks and picks up the victory and is the #BFGSeries leader.

#ImpactLIVE Cut to the back with Brooke Hogan laid out.

#ImpactLIVE So instead having a meaningful finish to the show, it ends with a pointless brawl with Angle being all “fuck that”. #TNAwful

RT @HitTheRopes – Rat Bastards seems like the perfect show to follow Impact after all those Claire Lynch moments

RT @MikeKillam – And the big reveal for tonight is: nothing? We’re in the exact same place we were last week. Great. Glad I watched… #ImpactWrestling

RT @KeepItFiveStar#ThatAwkwardMomentWhen Kurt Angle stands between two brawls not knowing what to do.

#ImpactLIVE shouts: @GameofRings @R8ed_M @kaylinaq3 @AdamExtreme @MasterGio @shanrcarter72 @dukect

#ImpactLIVE Shouts: @ZackZiggler @GStavrakas @Writtenconsent @penguinpop88 @JoelxDRRomantic @KeepItFiveStar @TheJasonHanley

#ImpactLIVE Shouts: @RobtheSlick @FakeSting03 @JJTheMark @UndashingAlpha @prem_dewana @MrsZigglesworth @MarcusHaight

#ImpactLIVE Shouts: @LightsOutRBT50 @cinimodyeslah @WWEKevinChuff @SandoraElite @Sekailshtal @RizzIUP @ItsTechTroN

#ImpactLIVE Shouts: @Z88SportsBoss @OniRokaku @SpinninToeHold @ihateyanks27 @PuoNayda @bizzarr1000 @cyborgsumo

#ImpactLIVE Shouts: @Pipervalentine @BostonMadePunk @timegan2 @TNACreative @Wormbags @garrett_22884 @GKickPerry @ShintenSuken

#ImpactLIVE Shouts: @CheetoKoss @orlisheart

#ImpactLIVE TNA would be so much better, if they cut out the stupid shit.

RT @SpinninToeHold – “@JOSEPHPARK_esq: Live with Sting on @IMPACTWRESTLING!! http://t.co/6jTmUOo6” epic

RT @ItsTechTroN@5CornersxSmootx BTW, the #CrackheadClaire MizFace avatar is too sweet.

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