#Smackdown What better way to kick off the show than by having post production edits from Lillian Garcia
#Smackdown #NoChantsInHell on Miz’s segment to discuss that divot Kofi left on Miz’s left eyebrow. Harsh looking scab.
#Smackdown Miz: “Separate entrances? Separate entrances? You’re not a true tag team” | YES, THEY ARE
#Smackdown Miz: “If you were a true tag team, you’d come out together” | And risk a shitty Jim Johnston mash up? NO THANK YOU
#Smackdown Kane: “No one cares, what you think, Miz” | Smackdown in a nutshell this week. These things just keep getting easier for me.
#Smackdown Kane: “World’s toughest vegan? That’s like saying the world’s tallest dwarf…” | Post Production Edits and Oxymorons.
#Smackdown If this doesn’t end in either Kane, Daniel Bryan or Big Show tossing #LeatheryProjectile-s around like furniture, I’ll be ticked.
RT @K1NG_OTR – WEEELLLLLLLLL TIME TO RUIN THE SHOOOOOWWW #WWE #SmackDown
#Smackdown Random edited in applause for Big Show wanting to KO Daniel Bryan. Please make Smackdown a regular live show
#Smackdown Whelp, Ziggler’s teasing he might cash in at #CrapInABox, which means he isn’t going to do it.
RT @NotEdKaul – @5CornersxSmootx Big Show “Go ahead, say it, I double dog dare you” go ahead Daniel stick your tongue on the icy flagpole
#Smackdown LOLOLOLOL MIZ JUST TOOK A SHIT ON THE CLICHE WAY IMPROMPTU MATCHES ARE MADE ON THE SHOW
#Smackdown Miz: “Uhhhh Booker you said 2, I don’t know if you can count but you said 2” | IT’S A KNOWN FACT BOOKER CAN’T DO MATH.
#Smackdown WE’RE BACK AND JBL JUST TOOK A DUMP ON BOOKER’S “SHUCKY DUCKY QUACK QUACK” SCHTICK.
#Smackdown If last year you were to tell me that JBL would come back to commentate in 2012 and praise the Miz, I would’ve slapped you.
RT @KeepItFiveStar – I think The Miz just confused Booker T with Teddy Long with the Tag Team Matches. They’re two different people, Miz…
RT @The305MVP – @KeepItFiveStar We all look alike…
#Smackdown WE’RE BACK AND NEVERMIND THIS MIZ/ORTON MATCH, LET’S GO TO A SKYBOX WITH STRIKER INTERVIEWING ADR. #WWEAwful #BringBackStriker
#Smackdown Miz DOES have an open wound RT @KeepItFiveStar: Either somebody bled, or Jack Doane has his M. Jackson gloves on a little early
RT @Und3rAverageJoe – @5CornersxSmootx pic.twitter.com/NtqwQOPN
#Smackdown Orton wins, Del Rio plays mind games and nobody cares. NEXT.
RT @RegalSays – “@MrsZigglesworth: Striker just blew the cover that #smackdown is taped on Tuesdays when he said “last night”. Whoops.” #NXTmemoryloss
RT @Chux4w – Wasted opportunity. Sheamus should have shaken Teddy’s fist like a handshake, or at least have Teddy take a bump from the punch. #SmackDown
#Smackdown As if today’s events weren’t depressing enough, here’s Layla talking about her mother dying to Breast Cancer again.
#Smackdown We’re back J-Gabe/T-Kidd against the Rhodes Scholars. JBL’s already chewing out Josh again.
#Smackdown Josh: “When I asked for a prediction you yelled at me…”
#Smackdown JBL: “Kidd and Gabriel aren’t luchadors!”
#Smackdown JBL: “I’m like a professor out here. A dollar with a dime”
#Smackdown Cody Rhodes blind tags in, nails Tyson Kidd who had Sandow in the sharpshooter with the Beautiful Disaster kick. Good match.
#Smackdown LOL Eve overhears Teddy, Eve steals his idea to Booker. All Teddy has to do is WATCH THE SHOW and see Eve eavesdropping. #4thWall
RT @Chux4w – Teddy’s going to download porn on Eve’s iPad. That was a schoolboy error from Eve, never leave the PC on. #SmackDown
RT @YourBoyDrew – So you’re just gonna pick up Eve’s iPad and look through it, Teddy Long? Wow, no manners. What if she has nudes on there? #DickPics
#Smackdown We’re back with Dolph and DB, JBL: “Did you go to Syracuse as well with Michael?”
#Smackdown JBL: “We got Godzilla vs King Kong going on, would you keep quiet!”
RT @Justin__Gabriel – JBL = LOL
RT @BrdWrstlingFn – So glad to have @JCLayfield back on commentary. It’s refreshing. Need Matt Striker on one of these shows too. #SmackDown @WWEUniverse
#Smackdown Snoop Lion, Andy Milonakis, and Brodus Clay in a Hot Pockets music video, #PocketLikeItsHot – youtu.be/Qr22iCGxDBo
#Smackdown Josh: “You see the antics from Dolph…” | JBL: “Antics? He has til the count of 5”
“FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT” – Kane picking the wrong time to sing Marilyn Manson’s Fight Song “SHUT UP, KANE!” – Dolph Ziggler ” 🙁 ” – Kane
RT @MikeKillam – Perhaps Honey Boo Boo could dance with Brodus Clay. I’m thinking that might be enough of a work-out to induce a heart attack. Or labor.
#Smackdown JBL: “I just said that…I’m out here with a freakin’ parrot” | #COMMENHATIN
#Smackdown JBL: “Do you have a counter with somebody the size of Shrek with The Claw on you?”
#Smackdown Lilian: “Your winners of the division, Hell No” | APPARENTLY KANE AND DANIEL BRYAN JUST WON THE TAG DIVISION
RT @TNACreative – @5CornersxSmootx They still have one more team in order to clinch a berth.
RT @NotEdKaul – @5CornersxSmootx Im sorry but I cant get past the fact that Ziggler is pushed as a world champ though he has a 15 min reign
#Smackdown Dean Ambrose #LameWrestlerNames
RT @TNACreative – Claire Lynch #LameWrestlerNames
#Smackdown Antonio ElPaso is in action, but first, has a new segment where he trashes popular landmarks.
#Smackdown OH HEY, TED DIBIASE’S BACK. We didn’t miss you.
#Smackdown I LOANED SOME MONEYYYYY, I’M OUT OF CASHHH… RT @KeepItFiveStar: Ah, man. Ted DiBiase didn’t even get an entrance?
#Smackdown Speaking of Ted Dibiase, WHERE THE FUCK IS HUNICO AND CAMACHO?
#Smackdown Upside to Ted Dibiase being back? Don’t get to hear Booker mancrushing Tim Tebow. Downside? No Cole shitting on the Dibiase Posse
#Smackdown The RAW Recap with a tone-deaf 3 year old trying to play TAPS on a synthesizer.
#Smackdown It doesn’t look like #WWE13 can handle support #CrapInTheBox run-ins from Brock Lesnar. NO BUYS!
#Smackdown We’re back and Drew McIntyre’s voice sounded like it had a cat struggling to escape his voice box.
#Smackdown JBL: “That was absolutely rotten”
#Smackdown JBL: “The 3 Man Band looks like Turn 2 at Daytona, an absolute car crash” | LOLOLOL
RT @KeepItFiveStar – *To Brodus Clay’s theme* HOW DID I BECOME A JOBBER?! HOW DID I BECOME A JOBBER?! HOW DID I BECOME A JOBBER?!
#Smackdown Heath Slater gets a win on Brodus Clay, fuck that.
#Smackdown Wade Barrett: “…[Sheamus] is very very stupid” | LOLOL
#Smackdown Josh: “JBL was fixing his hair during the break…” | JBL: “FINALLY GOT A PROFESSIONAL OUT HERE, HOW YOU DOIN EVE!”
RT @Andy_Salcedo – @5CornersxSmootx michael hayes has been replaced long ago lol. He got replaced with one of the writers that got demoted recently,
#Smackdown Josh: “Eve, we saw you lurking earlier…” | *DUMBFOUNDED TRANSVESTITE BRONZED BARBIE FACE*
#Smackdown Eve’s leaving ringside, we cut to the back with Teddy with the Apple McGuffin in hand to Kaitlyn, instead of going to authorities
RT @TNACreative – Tensai. #LameWrestlerNames
RT @KeepItFiveStar – Why didn’t Kaitlyn just send the video to herself, then delete the Gmail? Or upload it. Or turn it to the camera! Be smarter, faces.
#Smackdown Nice of WWE to give the roster some dignity by having them coming out to the Smackdown B-Theme.
#Smackdown Hulu Plus is garbage, don’t buy into that shit.
#Smackdown LOL! JBL just botched Josh’s name, thought it was Michael. I guess it was at this point in the show they had the Lawler cameo?
#Smackdown JBL: “You look like Michael’s son.”
#Smackdown JBL/JOSH SQUABBLING WITH EACH OTHER > ENTIRE SHOW TONIGHT.
RT @KeepItFiveStar – Wow. The face lumberjacks are REALLY lacking in credibility.
RT @TNACreative – This week’s @reymysterio Figure Knee Status: Duct Tape & Gum. Still better than the real Rey. #SmackDown
#Smackdown JBL: “Speaking of Fit Finlay…” | Nobody brought up his name!
#Smackdown Typical Lumberjack chicanery, Sheamus wins, Dolph tries to cash in, Big Show ruins it. End of show. Good night.
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