#Smackdown What better way to kick off the show than by having post production edits from Lillian Garcia

#Smackdown #NoChantsInHell on Miz’s segment to discuss that divot Kofi left on Miz’s left eyebrow. Harsh looking scab.

#Smackdown Miz: “Separate entrances? Separate entrances? You’re not a true tag team” | YES, THEY ARE

#Smackdown Miz: “If you were a true tag team, you’d come out together” | And risk a shitty Jim Johnston mash up? NO THANK YOU

#Smackdown Kane: “No one cares, what you think, Miz” | Smackdown in a nutshell this week. These things just keep getting easier for me.

#Smackdown Kane: “World’s toughest vegan? That’s like saying the world’s tallest dwarf…” | Post Production Edits and Oxymorons.

#Smackdown If this doesn’t end in either Kane, Daniel Bryan or Big Show tossing #LeatheryProjectile-s around like furniture, I’ll be ticked.

RT @K1NG_OTR – WEEELLLLLLLLL TIME TO RUIN THE SHOOOOOWWW #WWE #SmackDown

#Smackdown Random edited in applause for Big Show wanting to KO Daniel Bryan. Please make Smackdown a regular live show

#Smackdown Whelp, Ziggler’s teasing he might cash in at #CrapInABox, which means he isn’t going to do it.

RT @NotEdKaul – @5CornersxSmootx Big Show “Go ahead, say it, I double dog dare you” go ahead Daniel stick your tongue on the icy flagpole

#Smackdown LOLOLOLOL MIZ JUST TOOK A SHIT ON THE CLICHE WAY IMPROMPTU MATCHES ARE MADE ON THE SHOW

#Smackdown Miz: “Uhhhh Booker you said 2, I don’t know if you can count but you said 2” | IT’S A KNOWN FACT BOOKER CAN’T DO MATH.

#Smackdown WE’RE BACK AND JBL JUST TOOK A DUMP ON BOOKER’S “SHUCKY DUCKY QUACK QUACK” SCHTICK.

#Smackdown If last year you were to tell me that JBL would come back to commentate in 2012 and praise the Miz, I would’ve slapped you.

RT @KeepItFiveStar – I think The Miz just confused Booker T with Teddy Long with the Tag Team Matches. They’re two different people, Miz…

RT @The305MVP – @KeepItFiveStar We all look alike…

#Smackdown WE’RE BACK AND NEVERMIND THIS MIZ/ORTON MATCH, LET’S GO TO A SKYBOX WITH STRIKER INTERVIEWING ADR. #WWEAwful #BringBackStriker

#Smackdown Miz DOES have an open wound RT @KeepItFiveStar: Either somebody bled, or Jack Doane has his M. Jackson gloves on a little early

RT @Und3rAverageJoe – @5CornersxSmootx pic.twitter.com/NtqwQOPN

#Smackdown Orton wins, Del Rio plays mind games and nobody cares. NEXT.

RT @RegalSays – “@MrsZigglesworth: Striker just blew the cover that #smackdown is taped on Tuesdays when he said “last night”. Whoops.” #NXTmemoryloss

RT @Chux4w – Wasted opportunity. Sheamus should have shaken Teddy’s fist like a handshake, or at least have Teddy take a bump from the punch. #SmackDown

#Smackdown As if today’s events weren’t depressing enough, here’s Layla talking about her mother dying to Breast Cancer again.

#Smackdown We’re back J-Gabe/T-Kidd against the Rhodes Scholars. JBL’s already chewing out Josh again.

#Smackdown Josh: “When I asked for a prediction you yelled at me…”

#Smackdown JBL: “Kidd and Gabriel aren’t luchadors!”

#Smackdown JBL: “I’m like a professor out here. A dollar with a dime”

#Smackdown Cody Rhodes blind tags in, nails Tyson Kidd who had Sandow in the sharpshooter with the Beautiful Disaster kick. Good match.

#Smackdown LOL Eve overhears Teddy, Eve steals his idea to Booker. All Teddy has to do is WATCH THE SHOW and see Eve eavesdropping. #4thWall

RT @Chux4w – Teddy’s going to download porn on Eve’s iPad. That was a schoolboy error from Eve, never leave the PC on. #SmackDown

RT @YourBoyDrew – So you’re just gonna pick up Eve’s iPad and look through it, Teddy Long? Wow, no manners. What if she has nudes on there? #DickPics

#Smackdown We’re back with Dolph and DB, JBL: “Did you go to Syracuse as well with Michael?”

#Smackdown JBL: “We got Godzilla vs King Kong going on, would you keep quiet!”

RT @Justin__Gabriel – JBL = LOL

RT @BrdWrstlingFn – So glad to have @JCLayfield back on commentary. It’s refreshing. Need Matt Striker on one of these shows too. #SmackDown @WWEUniverse

#Smackdown Snoop Lion, Andy Milonakis, and Brodus Clay in a Hot Pockets music video, #PocketLikeItsHot – youtu.be/Qr22iCGxDBo

#Smackdown Josh: “You see the antics from Dolph…” | JBL: “Antics? He has til the count of 5”

“FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT” – Kane picking the wrong time to sing Marilyn Manson’s Fight Song “SHUT UP, KANE!” – Dolph Ziggler ” 🙁 ” – Kane

RT @MikeKillam – Perhaps Honey Boo Boo could dance with Brodus Clay. I’m thinking that might be enough of a work-out to induce a heart attack. Or labor.

#Smackdown JBL: “I just said that…I’m out here with a freakin’ parrot” | #COMMENHATIN

#Smackdown JBL: “Do you have a counter with somebody the size of Shrek with The Claw on you?”

#Smackdown Lilian: “Your winners of the division, Hell No” | APPARENTLY KANE AND DANIEL BRYAN JUST WON THE TAG DIVISION

RT @TNACreative – @5CornersxSmootx They still have one more team in order to clinch a berth.

RT @NotEdKaul – @5CornersxSmootx Im sorry but I cant get past the fact that Ziggler is pushed as a world champ though he has a 15 min reign

#Smackdown Dean Ambrose #LameWrestlerNames

RT @TNACreative – Claire Lynch #LameWrestlerNames

#Smackdown Antonio ElPaso is in action, but first, has a new segment where he trashes popular landmarks.

#Smackdown OH HEY, TED DIBIASE’S BACK. We didn’t miss you.

#Smackdown I LOANED SOME MONEYYYYY, I’M OUT OF CASHHH… RT @KeepItFiveStar: Ah, man. Ted DiBiase didn’t even get an entrance?

#Smackdown Speaking of Ted Dibiase, WHERE THE FUCK IS HUNICO AND CAMACHO?

#Smackdown Upside to Ted Dibiase being back? Don’t get to hear Booker mancrushing Tim Tebow. Downside? No Cole shitting on the Dibiase Posse

#Smackdown The RAW Recap with a tone-deaf 3 year old trying to play TAPS on a synthesizer.

#Smackdown It doesn’t look like #WWE13 can handle support #CrapInTheBox run-ins from Brock Lesnar. NO BUYS!

#Smackdown We’re back and Drew McIntyre’s voice sounded like it had a cat struggling to escape his voice box.

#Smackdown JBL: “That was absolutely rotten”

#Smackdown JBL: “The 3 Man Band looks like Turn 2 at Daytona, an absolute car crash” | LOLOLOL

RT @KeepItFiveStar – *To Brodus Clay’s theme* HOW DID I BECOME A JOBBER?! HOW DID I BECOME A JOBBER?! HOW DID I BECOME A JOBBER?!

#Smackdown Heath Slater gets a win on Brodus Clay, fuck that.

#Smackdown Wade Barrett: “…[Sheamus] is very very stupid” | LOLOL

#Smackdown Josh: “JBL was fixing his hair during the break…” | JBL: “FINALLY GOT A PROFESSIONAL OUT HERE, HOW YOU DOIN EVE!”

RT @Andy_Salcedo – @5CornersxSmootx michael hayes has been replaced long ago lol. He got replaced with one of the writers that got demoted recently,

#Smackdown Josh: “Eve, we saw you lurking earlier…” | *DUMBFOUNDED TRANSVESTITE BRONZED BARBIE FACE*

#Smackdown Eve’s leaving ringside, we cut to the back with Teddy with the Apple McGuffin in hand to Kaitlyn, instead of going to authorities

RT @TNACreative – Tensai. #LameWrestlerNames

RT @KeepItFiveStar – Why didn’t Kaitlyn just send the video to herself, then delete the Gmail? Or upload it. Or turn it to the camera! Be smarter, faces.

#Smackdown Nice of WWE to give the roster some dignity by having them coming out to the Smackdown B-Theme.

#Smackdown Hulu Plus is garbage, don’t buy into that shit.

#Smackdown LOL! JBL just botched Josh’s name, thought it was Michael. I guess it was at this point in the show they had the Lawler cameo?

#Smackdown JBL: “You look like Michael’s son.”

#Smackdown JBL/JOSH SQUABBLING WITH EACH OTHER > ENTIRE SHOW TONIGHT.

RT @KeepItFiveStar – Wow. The face lumberjacks are REALLY lacking in credibility.

RT @TNACreative – This week’s @reymysterio Figure Knee Status: Duct Tape & Gum. Still better than the real Rey. #SmackDown

#Smackdown JBL: “Speaking of Fit Finlay…” | Nobody brought up his name!

#Smackdown Typical Lumberjack chicanery, Sheamus wins, Dolph tries to cash in, Big Show ruins it. End of show. Good night.

#Smackdown Shouts: @Andy_Salcedo @paperdevil101 @NotEdKaul @SierraNicole143 @ZachG96 @GStavrakas @garrett_22884

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#Smackdown Shouts: @K1NG_IC3 @TKCExperience

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I’ve had a bad day today, but with faces like @WWEJoshMathews & @JCLafield I can’t be too mad. #Smackdown, next – img.ly/opyn

RT @RegalSays – @5CornersxSmootx @wwejoshmathews if Josh went as The Joker for Halloween he could totally pull of a smile

#Smackdown Soo instead of having a match to start the show off, Booker is going to try to compare Sheamus and Big Show’s finishers #WWEAwful

#Smackdown I TUNED INTO SMACKDOWN AND AN NXT SEGMENT BROKE OUT

#Smackdown Alright so each guy’s going to hit the bag, and a specially made graphic will pop up with numbers gyrating, #AndSheamusWins

#Smackdown Big Show: “Gimmie that, DON’T BOO ME DON’T BOO ME!” | YOU SHOULD BE BOOING YOURSELVES.

#Smackdown Did Big Show just say WWF?

#Smackdown JBL: “A kick is always more powerful than a punch, this isn’t a fair contest!”

#Smackdown Sheamus: “Show, what’s wrong with ya fella? Ya need a hug?”

#Smackdown JBL: “WOW, I guess I was wrong!” | Me too.

#Smackdown Sheamus: “Let’s be honest, he’s hitting something that’s standing still” | Tensai: *Fats on Sheamus’ head*

#Smackdown Booker: “WHADDYA DOIN? THIS IS MAH SHOW, YOU ABOUT TO GET FIRED YOU ABOUT TO GET FIRED.”

#Smackdown Not that I’m complaining, but anybody know why Cole isn’t on the show?

RT @Sekailshtal – @MsLindsieStarr @5CornersxSmootx 1809 force per square inch… that enough to legally kill a man? #Shocking #Smackdown

#Smackdown Wow, editing forgot to fade out Tensai’s name box. VINTAGE MONDAY NIGHT RAW!

RT @OriginalKingD – @5CornersxSmootx They wanted to give him a break since he’s been working most of wwe’s programs…. according to the dirt sheets

#Smackdown If so, ugh RT @NotEdKaul: @5CornersxSmootx so are they pretty much looking past big show at HIAC and onto sheamus’ next opponent?

RT @WWEJoshMathews – @JCLayfield has new personal stationary that starts with, “To Whom it May Concern, I apologize for the things I said about you on @WWE TV.”

RT @WWEThatsNotPG – Between JBL’s commentary and the Punk DVD, people know about all sorts of other promotions this week

#Smackdown Sheamus: *Brogue Kicks Tensai* | JBL: “BALLGAME!”

#Smackdown Soooo…is Sheamus/Big Show an actual Hell in a Cell match or are they hoping on us just assuming that it will be to swerve us

#Smackdown Josh: “The San Francisco 49ers are here, can they win the Super Bowl?” | JBL: “I’d trade all of them for my Dallas Cowboys” | LOL

RT @SpinninToeHold – Awww JBL and Josh are suit twins.

#Smackdown So yeah Sheamus won his impromptu match against Tensai, therefore in the long run I was actually right. #AndSheamusWins

#Smackdown Ricardo is wandering around backstage looking for Randy Orton, which may or may not be Mexican talk for Bathroom.

#Smackdown Aaaand Santino’s comedy, great. It’s going to be one of THOSE shows tonight, isn’t it?

RT @NotEdKaul – @5CornersxSmootx So RicRod really thinks that Orton makes snake noises?

#Smackdown Jinder Mahal saying the stable is a like a super group, just buried any potential that they had going for them

#Smackdown Yep and whatever that convulsing gestures they were doing as well.

RT @Chux4w – Ok, so The Band’s music is a song that starts with “I’m just one man, but I’m a one-man band.” #WWELogic #SmackDown

#Smackdown LOL! JBL is upset that The Band of Jobbers is playing Rock Paper Scissors.

RT @K1NG_OTR – JBL says Paper, Rock, Scissors. He doesn’t want to put over the Rock #WWE #SmackDown

RT @Sekailshtal – @JCLayfield @5CornersxSmootx I think DX once played paper rock scissors in the past at start of a match. #SMackdown

#Smackdown Santino I think is doing his shittiest to try to make The Band of Jobbers look good. This is terrible.

#Smackdown JBL: “C’mon, quit hotdoggin and kick his head off!” | PLEASE @JCLAYFIELD, NEVER LEAVE SMACKDOWN AGAIN!

#Smackdown The Band of Jobbers win a match. I officially don’t care about whatever else happens on this show.

RT @TNACreative – @5CornersxSmootx We have a guy that @TheDrewMcIntyre jobbed to, but we also have a guy that jobbed in a cow suit.

#Smackdown Yes, but none of them were Heath Slater. RT @GStavrakas: @5CornersxSmootx weren’t the other team jobbers to?

#Smackdown JBL: “I’m 2 characters in that game…you can play me against me”

#Smackdown Josh: *Hulu Plus plug* “You can relive all your moments from tonight’s show” | JBL: “You can relive me”

#Smackdown More of Kane/Ziggler with JBL (hopefully) shouting a Josh, right after the break.

#Smackdown JBL: “She’s a great coach, she’s a reincarnation of Farmer Brown” | LOLOL

#Smackdown *Josh brings up WHC runs* | *JBL chastises Josh for emphasis on shorts title runs*

RT @TNACreative – @JCLayfield hates showing off, mainly because the last time he did so he found they don’t like it in Deutschland. #SmackDown

#Smackdown @JCLayfield: “Now you’re repeating my commentary” | Well technically he’s not the only one.

RT @Andy_Salcedo – @5CornersxSmootx #COMMENHATIN lives on with Josh and JBL.

#Smackdown Ziggler clocks Kane with the MITB case gets DQ’d. DBryan with a late save.

#Smackdown Striker asks DBryan a question and gets the NO lock cinched in.

#Smackdown JBL: “YES, CINCH IT IN. I NEVER LIKED MATT STRIKER!” | 🙁

#Smackdown Josh: “You’re not supposed to put your hands on an announcer” | JBL: “That’s not an announcer that’s Matt Striker” #COMMENHATIN

#Smackdown Backstage RicRod still looking for Randy Orton, finds Hornswoggle making out with a Randy Orton brawlin buddy.

RT @K1NG_OTR – JBL: “He’s not an announcer, he’s Matt Striker” — @5CornersxSmootx opposes to that! #SmackDown

#Smackdown So with DB and Kane assaulting an announcer, we’re conceptually back to square one where this tag team started. #WWEAwful

#Smackdown This show tonight is clearly against me. At this rate Fatt Lardy is bound to make a surprise appearance just to spite me.

#Smackdown Never thought I’d see Miz sitting next to JBL to for commentary in 2012. Here’s hoping Miz keeps his chicken crumbs to himself

#Smackdown Josh: “Admit it, you were embarrassed Miz on your birthday”

#Smackdown Miz: “How do you sit out here for 2 hours with Josh Mathews” | JBL: “I’m a dollar with a dime out here”

#Smackdown JBL: “Are you trying to upset our guest? ARE YOU TRYING TO UPSET OUR GUEST?”

#Smackdown JBL: “With you, with the hard times I give you Josh, I hope you quit” | #COMMENHATIN

RT @TNACreative – And @MikeTheMiz also had a Red Rooster starter kit in 2006. #SmackDown

#Smackdown Given how much force was put over on Big Show’s punch at the top of the show, Kofi should be clinically dead.

#Smackdown I’d much rather have had Striker simply ask Kofi “You just got hit with 1700lbs of force, your thoughts?” #BringBackStriker

#Smackdown TOUTS, OF COURSE, WHY NOT. ANYTHING ELSE TO TICK ME OFF FURTHER TONIGHT?

#Smackdown Kaitlyn and Layla are squabblin about injuring Nancy Kerrigan’ing Kaitlyn. Eve tries to put the blame on Teddy.

#Smackdown If JBL wasn’t on this show, I’d be real close to turning it off right now. This is getting brutal

#Smackdown If he was still employed, I’d say Kaitlyn’s culprit was Goldust.

RT @Chux4w – Cara v Sandow? What could possib-ly go wrong? #SmackDown

#Smackdown Josh: “I talked to Cody Rhodes…” | JBL: “Cody Rhodes doesn’t talk to you…nobody talks to you!” | #COMMENHATIN

#Smackdown Rhodes retaliates on Sin Cara, Stupid Sexy Flanders Ref tosses out Cody Rhodes.

#Smackdown As Rhodes leaves, Sin Cara wins off of the distraction. Sandow’s unpinned streak I think is over, goes unmentioned.

RT @LightsOutRBT50 – @5CornersxSmootx don’t ya just love how John Cena even wins in WWE Toys rumblers commerical since he will win a poll Ryback already won

RT @Sekailshtal – @5CornersxSmootx Shit…. this chilli my sister made is too damn spicy, dude. D:

#Smackdown Back and the Did You Know fact cuts off Alberto’s obnoxious car honking. Guess this is the main event.

#Smackdown Josh: “I was referring to a tweet…” | JBL: “YEAH, YOU’RE A LITTLE STOOGE”

#Smackdown JBL: “He came down to save Kane” | Josh: “Kane had it well in hand” | JBL: “It doesn’t matter, he saved Kane”

RT @Chux4w – Bryan ripped a sign! Bully! #SmackDown

#Smackdown JOHN LAYFIELD IS NAME DROPPING RANDY COURTURE LIKE IT’S NOTHING.

#Smackdown JBL: “Downfall of a woman” | Josh: “Excuse me?” | JBL: “He lost the championship because of a woman!”

#Smackdown JBL: “I didn’t say he was a bad looking goat, he might be a good looking goat. You’ll turn anything I say into a negative”

#Smackdown JBL: “He knows what that big move is. You work to that big move” | Wrestling 101

RT @JCLayfield – All joking aside, hiring @wwejoshmathews was like losing five good men. @WWE

#Smackdown DBryan taps out to the Dry Fucking Armbar. Good match, good win. Wonder if this’ll be a factor for the Tag Tourney match in 2 wks

#Smackdown ADR: “If you were here, I would give you a piece of your medicine” | Eh, close enough

RT @Chux4w – Orton’s actually going to try the table RKO again. I guess he forgot about going 1-6 to the table last year. #SmackDown

#Smackdown Table 7, Orton 1

RT @JCLayfield – Great @wwe Smackdown show! @wwejoshmathews was horrible, I was great and loved the ADR vs Randy Orton finishing off the night!

#Smackdown If you enjoyed tonight’s #COMMENHATIN, be sure to check out the BEST of Commenhatin – bit.ly/OuOpFq Vol 3 in 2 weeks!

#Smackdown tonight kinda hit a new low for me – http://img.ly/images/5819215/full

RT @WWEJoshMathews – @JCLayfield & I have a 7A Tee Time tomorrow, We’re great friends. Shoulda seen the notes of encouragement he writing me during the breaks!

RT @Executnr – @5CornersxSmootx that teddy long picture is so foul lol

RT @Matt_Striker_ – Note 2 self :Don’t ask pressing, provocative questions to a submission specialist n a psycholigically damaged 7ft demon while they argue.

#Smackdown Shouts: @JenBennett11 @sarmed810 @AdamGoldsmithUK @Executnr @ZachG96 @mashaKozhina @woogieman95 @DumbSexDudley

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Kelly Kelly released/quit/fired/no longer in WWE. Gone not with a bang, but a ”Who was she again oh right yeah I remember she was orange.”

Tune in and watch before anybody else on the roster spoils what they’re doing on the show. #Smackdown, after I eat pancakes, NEXT

#Smackdown Cole: “When you’re Big Show’s size, you can do anything you want” | Except entertain people in 2012.

RT @TNACreative – Tonight’s theme performed by a guy that melted down like he was wrestling @Sting #Smackdown

#Smackdown Big Show: “No one’s making fun of me anymore” | Once again, Big Show doesn’t check twitter.

#Smackdown Not sure he’s Bully Ray. RT @LightsOutRBT50: @5CornersxSmootx how can he with those sausage link fingers of his

#Smackdown Bryan/Sheamus started WM off RT @NotEdKaul: @5CornersxSmootx Big Show is bitching bout how Bryan was in main event of WM…

#Smackdown ADR: “I was cheetah’d by Booger T!” | #HowIHearADRTalk

#Smackdown ADR starts griping like he’s Ted Dibiase and moments after getting in the ring, ADR gets RKO’d…like he was Ted Dibiase.

RT @TheRealBrandonF – Doesn’t WWE saturated the market with all these shows and makes the idea of a Network seem seem moot because you can get free content? #WWE

RT @TNACreative – A man who can’t control a sock puppet fights for a belt. Still not as bad as @GarettBischoff #Bischoff609 #SmackDown

#Smackdown Josh: “Santino calls his MMA, Marella Martial Arts” | #WOMPWOMP

#Smackdown Cole: “Remember this is for the United States Championship!” | Sounds like Cole just remembered just now.

#Smackdown Cole: “Antonio was going for the Neutralizer and Santino neutralized it” | OH COME ON.

#Smackdown Like to point out that Santino’s downfall was taking too much time doing “Testicles, Spectacles, Wallet, & Watch” on the top rope

RT @TNACreative – @5CornersxSmootx He earned a Gran Torino scowl from Eastwood.

RT @NotEdKaul – @5CornersxSmootx sounds like Cole has been reading Taz’s book on how to be a better commentator

#Smackdown #NoChantsInHell

#Smackdown Hopefully also named Gerald. RT @RegalSays: Next waitress next week on these skits… Kelly Kelly.

#Smackdown Beth and Nattie in Beth’s hometown, this might very well be the match of the night. Also WAY TOO close a shot of Eve’s face.

#Smackdown Nattie slapped the taste out of Beth, Beth goes all Charlie Haas on Nattie.

#Smackdown THE JUMPING BOMB ANGEL DOUBLE STOMP, COUNTERED HERE! (Into the Sharpshooter.)

#Smackdown Beth Glam Slam’s Nattie, only gets a 2 count. Beth slowly morphing into that creature from the Planet Fitness commercial.

#Smackdown After being shocked Nattie rolls up Beth, Beth rolls up Nattie and gets the win. #RiseAboveRollups.

RT @BotchedSpot – Why didn’t Eve bring her title out with her? Champions should carry their title, dammit! #smackdown

#Smackdown Eve suspends indefinitely Beth for the attack on Kaitlyn, Nattie pleading not to blame her and starts to cry. Thus, SHE DID IT!

IRRITABLE BOWEL SYNDROME. A Family Disorder according to Booker T. RT @K1NG_OTR: At least she is Fartalya-ing #WWE #SmackDown

#Smackdown Teddy: “That tag team division, is lookin real hot playa” | TEDDY’S TAG TEAM LEVITRA IS KICKING IN.

#Smackdown Booker: “See, I AM the General Manager” | NOOO, I’M THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!

#Smackdown I absolutely love how WWE’s pussyfooting around with Beth’s character as a segue if she’s leaving the company or not.

#Smackdown Love the subtle fades from Foley to Cena addressing CM Punk. Video work, top notch.

RT @HeelZiggler – “@katherinewheelx: The assailant that attacked @KaitlynWWE is blonde, @HEELZiggler, u can’t use ur MITB on the Diva’s title.”??

#Smackdown Zack Ryder, the Woo Woo Woo kid vs THE Wade Barrett, the Male Prostitute. Cole grilling Josh about something.

#Smackdown Wade Barrett CLOBBERS the shit out of Zack Ryder, WITH DA GREATEST OF EASE

RT @KeepITFiveStar – I’m waiting for the bonus segment of RAW where Wade Barrett destroys a car. #StreetFighterJokes

#Smackdown DBryan: “We destroyed 8 men last Friday night” | THAT’S NOT PG!

RT @TNACreative – @WWEDanielBryan yelling no before @WWESheamus appears. Subtle. #Smackdown

#Smackdown The Miz talk show here. Sheamus comes out and he’s already tossing shit around. If this is Miz’s show gimmick, it’s kinda awesome

#Smackdown Also how can Miz afford all these leather couches with his Straight to Bargain Bin salary?

RT @Shanrcarter72 – @5CornersxSmootx You know that’s a pleather set they got from Valu-City.

#Smackdown *Cracks a joke about Miz’s salary* | *Miz goes on a tirade from various outlets of how he gets paid*

#Smackdown Sheamus: “C’mon Miz, nobody actually wants to pay to see you” | Nobody wants to pay to see you either Sheamus.

#Smackdown What the hell is a lal-mauwd?

#Smackdown Here to start throwing couches around and subbing in for Ryback, DOLPH ZIGGLER!

RT @Andy_Salcedo – @5CornersxSmootx must be an irish thing.

#Smackdown Of the two, I’d be more inclined for Miz too. RT @ChrisYoung125: @5CornersxSmootx Well I would pay to see Miz.

RT @EdgeRatedR – #favoritecoffeemug pic.twitter.com/v3blMhZB

#Smackdown Edge’s Favorite Coffee Mug is more over than this show tonight.

#Smackdown Clearly Miz didn’t do his homework on interviewing and making fun of Sheamus, should’ve boned up on old Abraham Washington shows.

RT @ScottStanford1 – There go those Spanish Leather Couches!!

#Smackdown Tag Team King of the Ring time with The Usos against a terribly named team, comin up on the other side of the break.

RT @K1NG_OTR – Or Otungas! 😀 RT @5CornersxSmootx: #Smackdown Edge’s Favorite Coffee Mug is more over than this show tonight.

RT @Chux4w – Sheamus: For when one John Cena just isn’t enough. #SmackDown

#Smackdown No pre-match tribal yell or pyro for the Usos. REMEMBER, REVITALIZING THE TAG TEAM DIVISION.

RT @KeepItFiveStar – WHOOOOOOOOOOOA-OHHHHHHHH! YOU’RE ONLY RHODES SCHOLARS! WHOOOOOOOA-OHHHHHHHHH!

#Smackdown Didn’t notice this before, Tag Team Tourney boxes are parallelograms thus proving WWE doesn’t actually give a shit bout Tag Teams

RT @BotchedSpot – Izzat Will from Will and Grace in a WWE Studios movie? Wasn’t Jack on a talk show making fun of WWE? #Smackdown > #WillAndGrace

#Smackdown @BotchedSpot Yes and Yes.

#Smackdown THE BLANKETY BLANKSTERS RT @TheBarbieBlank: New name for my fans? I’m taking suggestions. https://t.co/fVNFgHFu

RT @Chux4w – I like Rhodes, I like Sandow, but I don’t like Rhodes Scholars. It’s a sucky name, and they don’t feel like a good fit. #SmackDown

#Smackdown Ryback vs Tensai. Hopefully Ryback’s cholesterol levels won’t skyrocket from all the fat he’s feeding on.

#Smackdown Kudos to Tensai for helping Ryback lifting him up for the finish. THAT was Goldberg-esc.

#Smackdown Cole: “YOU GOTTA BE KITTEN ME!”

#Smackdown Orton’s walking to the ring when Del Rio sneak attacks him from behind. THEY DID THIS EXACT SEGMENT IN AUGUST WITH ZIGGLER/Y2J.

#Smackdown Because I couldn’t fit it in the previous tweet, #WWEAwful

RT @KeepItFiveStar – Randy Orton didn’t hear Alberto Del Rio’s footsteps because he was too busy listening to the Voices in his head.

RT @LightsOutRBT50 – Atleast Ryback’s Slam went better For Tensi then A F-5 @5CornersxSmootx #TheRawLoaf

RT @TNACreative – So now @RandyOrton may be injured. He’ll need to go to the medical clearance papers. #Smackdown

#Smackdown Wow, so they actually do throw up the name boxes for the live crowd. Don’t remember that when I attended RAW some few years ago.

#Smackdown CAN ORTON LIMP ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE RING? FIND OUT AS FRIDAY NIGHT REALLLLLLLY CONTINUES!

#Smackdown And again the Del Rio/Orton sneak attack recycled from Ziggler/Y2J – youtu.be/MH-GdWGccQA

#Smackdown oh look. the powerhouse is dominating the good guy. no way is the good guy going to win with one move whatsoever

#Smackdown Josh: “Welcome back, this is our main event although not as competitive as we had hoped” | LOL

#Smackdown Okay, that was Orton’s damn fault for going after a move that’s allegedly banned.

#Smackdown If anything I thought Orton wins, & Big Show just annihilates an injured Orton to write him off and take his spot at #CrapInABox

RT @KeepItFiveStar – LOL Randy Orton falls like Crash Bandicoot

RT @Chux4w – Build Sheamus v Del Rio for four months, switch to Sheamus v Show right before Hell In A Cell. #WWELogic #SmackDown

#Smackdown was on the fence tonight. Not much Commenhatin and sadly, not much else either. Beth/Nattie Match of the Night though.

img.ly/mmLe RT @JJTheMark: @5CornersxSmootx #CrapInABox EPIC

#Smackdown Shouts: @JJTheMark @ChrisYoung125 @Andrewthemark @BriaunaCrosson @StephenSnel23 @LightsOutRBT50 @JailedATM

#Smackdown Shouts: @LightsOutRBT50 @ceqhfw @Rhiannamator @Andy_Salcedo @JenScreamsLove @BJ_Raji @K1NG_OTR

#Smackdown Shouts: @DramaCmPunkLove @shanrcarter72 @JoelxDRRomantic @lilrebeltune @rotten2tha_core @Diecot @KaptainKayfabe

#Smackdown Shouts: @ZachG96 @MrBamBam73 @circlesky @Kaibutsu @JoMoFan26 @TNACreative @NotEdKaul @MeganHamilton19

#Smackdown Shouts: @BoomsBiitch @boondocksMN @HeadshotZombie @JailedATM @mikeilusion @xicegrillz @Rachel1324 @Andrewthemark

Thanks for the #FF!: @candyflossash @SandoraElite @sonicsentry @Neshat1famous@MasterGio @LouArmIsStrong @IfinRatedR

Thanks for the #FF!: @EricJosphLarkin @Tanner1495 @Aquaman247 @fredthewolf @KenBerndt @PantherPitt @StubsGuy @WWEShopHellion

Thanks for the #FF!: @Diecot @InfamousAmbrose @AndrewTheMark @hookmoney @MaynardTweet @MasterGio @SpinninToeHold

#FF follow @xSmootx @5CornersxSmootx @NovaKnight21 two cool dudes. They are good folks, people.

Does it matter? RT @HeymanHustle: REAL OR FAKE? youtu.be/PaUQxTNMC1M

Rumor has it that there’s some kind of special appearance that has a certain EDGE to him, Tune in and find out who. #Smackdown, NEXT

RT @WWFRAWISWAR – @5CornersxSmootx Bob Sparky plug holly ?

#Smackdown Clearly Edge is here to fill in for Lawler, obviously he missed the part that Lawler only does RAW.

RT @KeepItFiveStar – “BOOOOOOOOO! CAREER ENDING INJURIES!” – WWE Universe

RT @K1NG_OTR – Fake cheers for Haven, no fucks given #WWE #SmackDown

#Smackdown *Edge shows footage of Kane/DB from RAW #ImTheTagTeamChampions* | *Fans Chant YES YES YES*

RT @TNACreative – So it was a hug that brought @EdgeRatedR back. His war on stupidity in @WWE continues. #SmackDown

RT @KeepItFiveStar – See? Edge is criticizing the product already.

#Smackdown DBryan: “There’s nothing you or anybody else can do to make me snap” | “MY NAME IS CLAIRE LYNCH, AND I’M AN ADDICT”

RT @Yuk728 – WOW anyone else see guy in front row on Smackdown wearing a shirt that says “Future Endeavored” lmao

#Smackdown Edge: “You’re not Barney the Big Red Dinosaur, YOU’RE THE BIG RED MONSTER” | Smackdown in a nutshell tonight.

RT @Chux4w – Sure, mention the pizza on the face but not the drop off the balcony. The pizza is the important part. #SmackDown

#Smackdown Edge and Kane just hugged it out. Edge looks baffled and confused as if his man-card just got raped.

#Smackdown DBryan is throwing a tirade that he’s not getting hugged, Edge and Kane look to fix that UNTIL DAMIEN SANDOW COMES OUT. SANDOW’D!

RT @FemmeJomo – Group hugs are even better… I’m actually sad to see Sandow break this up. #Smackdown

#Smackdown Edge tries to book a match between Sandow and Kane or DB by polling the crowd with an IRATE Sandow. Sandow hates democracy.

#Smackdown Apparently it wasn’t a thing like I was expecting last night. RT @Andy_Salcedo: @5CornersxSmootx #RetardSting is a thing now?

RT @Chux4w – That was a 20 minute segment? Wow. I hope Triple H was watching, he could learn a thing or two about keeping promos entertaining. #SmackDown

RT @KeepItFiveStar – In 2004, Edge was the tag team champions because we’re not allowed to talk about his partner anymore.

#Smackdown Wonder if Sandow went with Lavender because production had a problem with his crotch blending in with the ropes

RT @Yawsrko – @5CornersxSmootx Probably. He wouldn’t want to be called “Ropedick”.

#Smackdown Kane & DB get into an #IMTheTagTeamChampions fight, Sandow gets the win off it. Just like on RAW, your vote still doesn’t matter

RT @Chux4w – Notice how Sandow and Ziggler have both had to stop wearing pink because of the cancer deal. Because heels don’t hate cancer? #SmackDown

#Smackdown What the fuck is going on with this show?

RT @Chux4w – Why was Bryan hiding in a box? #SmackDown

RT @Nomikesonlyzuul – @5CornersxSmootx it’s the watch team friendship do shit show

RT @TNACreative – @WWEDanielBryan giving the belt back. He’s more of a necktie guy anyway. #Smackdown

RT @Chux4w – As the owner of a beard, I can appreciate how Bryan feels. The threat of someone ripping it off is a worrying ordeal. #SmackDown

#Smackdown The Brogue Kick is such worrying ordeal, that WWE had to get the Keeping up with the Kardashians announcer to hype it. #WWEAwful

#Smackdown Del Rio and Booker T argue about the Brogue Kick and title shots. Eve comes out and will be doing commentary, RIGHT AFTER THIS!

#Smackdown Not enough wrestling, too much dopey shit with the segments.

#Smackdown Josh to Eve: “You were there at the scene of the crime, what were Eve’s injuries?” |

#Smackdown While Josh couldn’t keep which diva is who, Layla gets the win on Natalya, with no replay and swiftly moving to a break.

RT @WWEThatsNotPG – Sorry Cole, Roger Goodell WOULD ban passing before the super bowl if he thought he could make an extra 2.50 in his pocket.

#Smackdown MAIN EVENTING HOUR 1 ZIGGLE WIGGLE!

RT @TNACreative – Alberto is aroused at the #ZiggleWiggle #Smackdown

#Smackdown Del Rio/Ziggles vs Orton/Sheamus here, with Cole making ridiculous NFL/Roger Goodell analogies.

RT @ThingsColeSays – Limes, whatever.

#Smackdown And of course, ANOTHER COMMERCIAL! Jesus Christ. this show is getting #TNAwful bad. At least Hogan was ridiculous last night.

#Smackdown I don’t want to fall asleep. RT @allnewtpir: @5CornersxSmootx Would you rather watch Pyramid? 😛

#Smackdown We’re back and the Apex Bird Flipper just nailed a Standing Dropkick on to Del Rio before tagging out to Sheamus.

#Smackdown Cole’s plugging @JCLayfield’s trek to Mt. Kilimanjaro. I personally want to wish him luck, come back to us safe!

Depends on the circumstances. RT @chux4w: How many limes is too many limes? I think any more than three is excessive. #SmackDown

RT @KeepItFiveStar – *Kids chant RKO* “No! >.< NO! Shut up! I wanna be heel!" - Randy Orton RT @TheRealWB - @chux4w @5CornersxSmootx Twenty three. RT @Chux4w - If this isn't the main event, what is? A raw recap? #SmackDown #Smackdown Cole: "The Irish Curse Nec-Backbreaker" RT @TheRealWB - @KeepItFiveStar @5CornersxSmootx Be careful, next thing you'll know WZ will feature a story titled "Orton To Turn Face; Doesn't Want To". RT @TheRealWB - @chux4w @5CornersxSmootx They don't call us limeys for nothing. I'll get my coat. #Smackdown The bullshit faces win. While that was happening, I just realized how much WWE swept Kane/Josh Mathews under the rug. RT @Chux4w - Cats always land on their feet, toast always lands butter side down, Dolph Ziggler always loses. #SmackDown RT @TheRealWB - Well look at @chux4w getting a RT off @WWEUniverse. Conformist bastard. RT @Chux4w - Rock v Cena was "once in a lifetime" and is set to happen a second time next year. WWE's reasoning? More people have been born. #SmackDown #Smackdown Finshed a Grape Fanta, mostly cause I wanted to know what it felt like to be stereotyped like @KeepItFiveStar & his Chinese place Considering I never had it before, I'd say okay if I was into shame. RT @KeepItFiveStar: @5CornersxSmootx How'd that work out for ya? #Smackdown Yes along with THE Ryback. #RybackFearsPanera RT @RegalSays: Bryan and Cody are travel buddies on the road, right? #Smackdown Cody/DBryan barely gets off the ground. DBryan gets distraced by Kane and his antics. Cody wins off the Cross Rhodes. RT @WWEThatsNotPG - I'M SURPRISED THAT BRI BELLA LETS DANIEL WEAR HIS BEARD THAT LONG. I'M SURE IT TICKLES AND THAT'S NOT PG. #Smackdown Gotta say been kinda on autopilot here because there's not been much to tweet about on this show. . #Smackdown OH LOOK, DANIEL BRYAN FLIPPING LIKE KANE DID IN HOUR 1. TOTALLY NOT RECYCLED WHATSOEVER. #Smackdown Kane: "YOU BELONG IN A PETTING ZOO, YOU GOATFACE!" #Smackdown Love and Hate. RT @Glenntertain: I love how this entire show is about Kane and Daniel Bryan. #Smackdown Kane: "They're scared of me" | DB: "No, look at me, they're scared of me" | Kane: "Yeah look at you, they're scared of me!" #Smackdown RECAP OF NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS OF THE OUTCOME OF CM PUNK/CENA WITH CENA'S MUSIC PUTTERING OUT. LOLOLOLOLOL #Smackdown Look, Kane & DB is a great bit. Focusing the ENTIRE SHOW around them and the titles is not going to revitalize the tag division #Smackdown Dr. James Andrews is fucking awesome at putting people and athletes back together. #Smackdown Yes. RT @RegalSays: Wasn't Criss Angel a Raw guest host once? #Smackdown Brodus Clay vs Heath Slater? And he's getting an entrance? SENSE, THIS SHOW HAS NONE! #Smackdown During the match. Drew Mac & Jinder Mahal ambush Brodus. Fans and the girls at ringside are screaming like this is a ghetto. #Smackdown Cole: "Jinder Mahal and Drew McIntyre? I didn't know they knew each other" | LOLOLOLOLOLOL #Smackdown The Jobber Nexus: You're either squashing us, or you're jobbing against us. RT @WWEThatsNotPG - I'VE SEEN LESS JOBS ON CAREERBUILDER. #Smackdown I am ecstatic for the Lawler interview Monday night on #RAW. Can't wait. #Smackdown As if this show wasn't goofy enough, here comes Santino to job to Antonio Gelato #Smackdown Aksana winds up in the ring for the Cobra because she went to the Slip & Fall school of FCW, and Santino wins. Fucking hell. #Smackdown Antonio Tomato breaks up with Aksana for her mistake of GETTING ON THE APRON TO GET THE COBRA. Good to dump her now than later. RT @Ceqhfw - @5CornersxSmootx fn horrible. Santino makes me die inside everytime I see him RT @Andy_Salcedo - @5CornersxSmootx but the bigger thing is the sock is treated like a separate being despite being attached to santino. Dafuq? RT @NotEdKaul - @5CornersxSmootx wasn't she supposed to get kicked out of the country last year? How does a relationship with a euro guy make her legal? #Smackdown Sandow/Rhodes are already in the ring. Various tag teams are surrounding the ring. Kane/DB coming out after the Haven preview. RT @Chux4w - @NotEdKaul @5CornersxSmootx: She married Goldust, got her green card. Now there's no problem anymore because shut up, that's why. RT @LukeCage - 3 Kane entrances tonight, fuck. #SmackDown RT @WWEThatsNotPG - I REALLY WISH THE PRIME TIME PLAYERS WOULD BE DOING THEIR DANCE THE WHOLE MATCH BACK THERE. #Smackdown Okay so this isn't a tag team lumberjack match but why the fuck are these guys out here? #Smackdown Cole: "Looks like a Bipolar tag team" #Smackdown Rhodes ends this match by DQ with a chair shot. DB gets the chair from Cody and gives it to Kane. #Smackdown DB gets another chair and both him and Kane beat the intelligence out of Sandow and the viewers who watched this show. #Smackdown Kane wrangles the other tag teams & rolls them into the ring for DB to wallop with steel chairs. TAG TEAM DIVISION, REVITALIZED! RT @WWEThatsNotPG - MILLIONS OF CHAIRSHOTS MILLIONS OF CHAIRSHOTS RT @InstantRandy - THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TREAT THE SAVIOR TO THE UNWASHED MASSES! #Smackdown ALRIGHT, I'LL SAY IT. #TNAWFUL LAST NIGHT > SMACKDOWN. AT LEAST TNA LET ME SAY THE WORDS “BALL PEEN HAMMER”

RT @Matt_Striker_ – Check out young Matt Striker in an awesome room, maybe 14-16 yrs old. Reading the paper like a good boy. Walkman in tow pic.twitter.com/Efs29dIe

RT @WWEUniverse – Final #SmackDown chair blow count: @WWEDanielBryan with 24 strikes. Kane with 17 strikes. @CodyRhodesWWE with 1. #Ouch!

RT @WhatsMathewsSays – Another week of missed SmackDown. I’m terrible at this job.

RT @CMPunk – Who’s watched my DVD already? Would love some feedback. Did Belzer watch it? How many stars did I get?!

I absolutely love when @CMPunk buries Dave Meltzer for the hell of it.

#Smackdown Shouts: @NotEdKaul @JailedATM @E__RAGE @ZachG96 @Andy_Salcedo @AmericanDolphin @AndrewTheMark

#Smackdown Shouts: @KFingR @ChrisYoung125 @Executnr @chux4w @ceqhfw @sikhi4life @Echo2Oblivion @StarNinja99

#Smackdown Shouts: @Andrewthemark @karnuj @PuoNayda @_Mr_Personality @MarcusHaight @Demonjinchuriki @WWEThatsNotPG

#Smackdown Shouts: @Pipervalentine @_fatguy_ @KeepItFiveStar @karnuj @WWFRAWISWAR @Executnr @TheRealWB

#Smackdown Shouts: @SekaiIshtal @allnewtpir @nomikesonlyzuul @twiztidskull @yawsrko @Diamondelle84 @MattyNitro @K1NG_OTR

#Smackdown Shouts: @Daydreamin_ @realy_diva

Thanks for the #FF: @candyflossash @Diecot @AndrewTheMark @sonicsentry @ennbrown74 @IfinRatedR @MasterGio @JoelxDRRomantic

Thanks for the #FF: @WWEThatsNotPG @Ihartwrestling @PoisonHeart1 @fredthewolf @JacquelineLanay @xxrickybabyxx @Writtenconsent @ZAchG96

Thanks for the #FF: @hookmoney @Metalgeeks @MasterGio @MRSZigglesworth @MySharona1987 @ChrisYoung125

See how Booker can pretend to be a doctor, an investigator, and a General Manager. #Smackdown, Next

#Smackdown Wow, I think WWE just set a new record for crowding the name box. Kinda unnecessary considering we know these guys.

#Smackdown LOL, Otunga is putting himself over more of an “officer of the court” than a wrestler. Way to be a pussy.

#Smackdown We don’t know either, we were barely paying attention too. RT @WWEAJLee: What did David Otunga just call me?

#Smackdown There are way too many “injured” people in this segment.

#Smackdown Y’know it’s kinda funny to listen to Christian’s pity party and think if he’s either talking about WWE or TNA

#Smackdown DBryan: “People say I have a goat face. I DON’T HAVE A GOATFACE!” | #BeautifulBryan

RT @WWEAJLee – Daniel had a goat face way before he ever met Sheamus.

RT @VivaMattyVegas – #Smackdown superstars have to yell in their promos so the piped in noise doesn’t drown them out #WWE

#Smackdown SHEAMUS JUST RECYCLED “TAZ’S IF MY AUNT HAD A YAMBAG” ROUTINE. #ThatJustHappened

#Smackdown Sheamus rips offs Otunga’s neck brace, Otunga sells like his body has no bones now.

RT @Andy_Salcedo – @5CornersxSmootx except Sheamus’s relative DID have a “Yambag”

RT @OriginalKingD – @5CornersxSmootx Christians injury was caused by repeated TNA visits.

RT @Andy_Salcedo – @5CornersxSmootx well Lawyers are spineless creeps.

RT @GameOfRings – Just me, or was Alberto Del Rio booked as the fourth most important heel in that segment? #Smackdown #Number1Contender

#Smackdown Great post production insert to update everybody on Lawler’s condition. #GetWellJerry!

#Smackdown Judging from this editing on the crowd, you’d think Sin Cara was competing in an Empty Arena Match.

RT @RizzIUP – @5CornersxSmootx it’s for the crowd’s safety

#Smackdown With lighting in this match, who’s got an advantage? Sin Cara cause he’s unique or Miz cause it matches his fake bake spray tan?

#Smackdown Sin Cara nails Miz with a rollup. #RiseAboveRollups. Josh Mathews suggests Miz to go make another movie. LOL

A terrible one! RT @DAsharpshooters: What the hell kind of ending was that Miz/Sin Cara? #wwe #smackdown

#Smackdown Yes, RAW was the most socially active Monday Night, BECAUSE SOMEONE HAD A HEART ATTACK. C’mon WWE.

#Smackdown @MATT_STRIKER_ HAS A MAGICAL MICROPHONE THAT IS PICKING UP DIALOG WITHOUT HIM BEING NEAR THE PEOPLE WHO ARE SPEAKING

#Smackdown Miz: “What do you want!?” | Sin Cara: *Points to IC Title* | Cody Rhodes: “YOU DON’T GET ANYTHING BY POINTING!”

RT @SandoraElite – @WWEThatsNotPG @5CornersxSmootx #Respect to the icon Smoot! You have a knack for putting out good ones

RT @Andy_Salcedo – @5CornersxSmootx TechnoViking might want to have a word with Cody.

#Smackdown DBryan: “I wanna be tag team champion” | Kane: “I WANNA BE Tag champions” | Dr Shelby: “I see you both have balls”

#Smackdown Kane apparently has bigger red balls than Daniel Bryan. I’m assuming Kane’s been doing some sort of manscaping.

RT @TNACreative – Judging from his voice, the therapist gave them each one of his testicles. #Smackdown

RT @JCLayfield – Anger Management could be one of best things @wwe has ever done! This is hilarious! Best odd couple since @dustin_rhodes1 and @bookert5x

RT @WWEAJLEE – “@WWENate: Is Kane’s bigger than Daniel’s? Im talking about the anger balls.” I hope we’re all watching SD & not reading that out of context

#Smackdown Cole: “The key are the stress balls”

#Smackdown Random JER-RY, JER-RY chant. I think fans spotted the #GetWellJerry sign in the front row.

Eric Cartman: “WHITES WIN! RACE WAR’S OVER EVERYBODY, WHITES WIN AGAIN” RT @TNACreative: Kane + @TrueKofi = KKK. #Smackdown

#Smackdown Kane just hugged Kofi after he won the @TNACreative-proclaimed Race War match.

#Smackdown Striker: “My guest at this time, The Viper Randy Orton” | Me: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

#Smackdown *MATT STRIKER BLANK FACE*

RT @KatkitKatty – @5CornersxSmootx @TNACreative It’s just not right seeing Kane hug other men I would rather see him choke slam them, now that’s Kane!

#Smackdown Del Rio stole it RT @SpinninToeHold: I miss Randy Orton pyro curtain

Maybe he’ll stick him a freezer with @WWEURNiverse? RT @SekaiIshtal: @5CornersxSmootx Dr. Shelby is the new Paul Bearer! O.O #Smackdown

RT @RealMickFoley – Thankyou Kane for reminding me every week why I love this stuff. I always felt like my own hugging abilities were somewhat under-rated.

RT @DASharpshooters – Tensai article? Trying to get me to Not buy the magazine? #wwe #smackdown

RT @GoldStandard000 – Oh I get it, Tensai had to appear just to promote a WWE Magazine article. #Smackdown

#Smackdown LOL! Ottawa crowd rising above the edited filler noise with AL-BERT chants.

#Smackdown If Tensai loses to Orton here, I really would like to see Sakamoto Tammy Sytch-up Tensai.

RT @CHUX4w – The voice on the Cena brawlin’ buddy clearly isn’t Cena’s. #SmackDownAds

#Smackdown Cole’s putting over Tensai’s size by using synonym’ish words for fat.

#Smackdown Cole: “He just powerslammed a 360lb man!”

#Smackdown Orton, just Jackson Andrews’d Sakamoto off the apron. Tensai with a Double A spinebuster and misses the Back Fat splash.

#Smackdown Orton with an RKO from the missed Back Fat Splash, gets the win and interrupted by Vickie Guerrero.

#Smackdown AWOL’d RT @Andy_Salcedo: @5CornersxSmootx so youre saying that Orton no-showed training sessions and committed domestic abuse?

RT @TNACreative – @HEELZiggler new shirt is less porntastic than his first one. #Smackdown

#Smackdown The best thing about the Rock vs Cena Mania DVD set, is the guy who managed to get his Ciano 3:16 sign on it.

RT @DASharpshooters – Randy Orton used his super duper viper skills/The Titan Tron to see Ziggler coming up behind him. #wwe #smackdown

#Smackdown I like how Scott Stanford has accurately called Antonio Bluto’s finisher than anybody else on the mainstream shows.

#Smackdown LOL! Aksana isn’t perving out to Antonio saying a word in 5 different languages like she normally does.

#Smackdown Somebody call my translator, somebody calls my translator. Brodus and Tyson Kidd wallop Antonio Pinto in a pointless segment.

#Smackdown Sampling THE Wade Barrett, is not PG.

RT @Chux4w – Sampling Wade Barrett is not PG. #SmackDown

#Smackdown Beth Phoenix vs Kaitlyn, Powerlifter vs Powerlifter. Interesting match, both genuine contenders for the Divas title.

RT @RealMickFoley – The hug I gave @RealKurtAngle after his WWE title win was monumental. I gave Mr McMahon a couple of quality Foley hug-a-roonies as well.

#Smackdown With the exception of a few people in this promo, most of these Be A Star spokespeople deserved to be bullied.

#Smackdown Because the show is 3 hours and always starts at 8 now. RT @SpinninToeHold: Why is RAW starting at 8pm (eastern) this Monday?

#Smackdown I don’t hate Arquette too much for the WCW title. Allegedly he didn’t want to do it either & he gave the $ to Pillman’s family.

#Smackdown #GetWellJerry, because Cole won’t crack jokes on harpy-looking Vickie Guerrero

RT @TNACreative – In effect the only recap not to remind us of what happened for the wrong reasons. #Smackdown

RT @Andy_Salcedo – @5CornersxSmootx DDP confirmed it on WWE 24/7 on the “Legends of Wrestling” show.

RT @WellYoureWrong – I just saw Todd Pettingill on my TV..Tood Fucking Pettingill..in 2012

#Smackdown The fuck Teddy? It doesn’t take a century to see and realize that the other person wants a fist pound or a handshake

RT @DASharpshooters – Teddy Long should have his blackness revoked for messing up that handshake. #wwe #smackdown

RT @WWEAJLee – So proud of Kaitlyn. Can’t bust a chickbuster.

RT @JJTheMark – @5CornersxSmootx Owen’s too I think

RT @KaitlynWWE – Chickbusting. It’s a hard job.. But someone has to do it. RT @WWEAJLee: So proud of Kaitlyn. Can’t bust a chickbuster.

#Smackdown Sheamus vs DBryan, no Brogue Kick cause it’s too damaging. Thus Sheamus must use an alternative. That’s right, the Piledriver.

#Smackdown I had no idea that an “Irish Curse” is synonymous with “Tilt-a-Whirl”

RT @Chux4w – Cole: “Remember, stress ball. Stress ball. Stress ball.” – Worst. Chant. Ever. #SmackDown

#Smackdown Sheamus gets the win with the Texas Cloverleaf on DBryan, BUY THE PAY PER VIEW! #WWEAwful

RT @RealMickFoley – You can hug it out with me IN PERSON Oct 11 & 12 in #Baltimore & #Easton MD ..as well as #Toledo #Chicago & #Singapore realmickfoley.com/events/

RT @BotchedSpot – Watching Gremblins 2 for the first time in ages and had COMPLETELY forgotten about the Hulk Hogan cameo #GremstersVSHulkster

RT @JRSBBQ – No..none. Let him heal. RT @therealskicast: @JRsBBQ Any chance on Jerry Lawler being back in time to commentate at Night of Champions?

RT @CMPunk – Ran into my good friend Nora. Chicago’s finest school teacher. If I had kids, she’s who I’d want teaching them. pic.twitter.com/NvTM3WKa

#Smackdown Shouts: @MsOnFire @LJBurnleyWWE @SekaiIshtal @devin748 @Ultimate_Swerve @WWEfan944 @TemptingReviews

#Smackdown Shouts: @xX_The_Alex_Xx @RKOandCena @Andy_Salcedo @ZachG96 @chux4w @JoelxDRRomantic @PuoNayda

#Smackdown @JJTheMark @AmberAlbelo @JoelxDRRomantic @SpinninToeHold @JoelxDRRomantic @J_Bake412 @ChrisYoung125

#Smackdown Shouts: @twiztidskull @Andrewthemark @WWEKevinChuff @JoelxDRRomantic @TheArturoChapa @Stunners4All @ShowtimeCR

#Smackdown Shouts: @KatkitKatty @reeceecup @shanrcarter72 @JailedATM @TNACreative @Tranman78 @hallyyyyy @Mikey_Boyd

#Smackdown Shouts: @circlesky @ctprincess1 @SkyLightSims @_fatguy_ @ImGonna69Her @WWEMickhail @SandoraElite

#Smackdown Shouts: @WWEThatsNotPG @RobertLBerry1 @FarFromForgot @mikepiyp @feathersandfish @RizzIUP @OriginalKingD

#Smackdown Shouts: @Aquaman247 @MattyNitro @Diecot

Thanks for the #FF: @candyflossash @Neshat1Famous @pizzalogger @sonicsentry @MasterGio @fredthewolf @xxrickybabyxx

Thanks for the #FF: @ZachG96 @hookmoney @StubsGuy @RustedMecha @ERICxSYNGENOR

RT @NoleGirlKel – Did anyone else watch that court scene and expect Bowtunga to say, “I want the truth!” & sheamus “You can’t handle the truth!” #Smackdown

Whatever you say Kane. RT @CMPunk: Boston. Tomorrow. Embrace the hate.

RT @Andy_Salcedo – @5CornersxSmootx I see that anger management is working out just fine for Punk.

Thank you! img.ly/nnJ4 RT @CMPunk: Was that a Kane thing? Alright. Violence. Embrace violence. That better? Marks.

I do what I can. RT @SpinninToeHold: Holy shit @xSmootx @5CornersxSmootx pissed off Punk lol #thatswhatIllbelieve

RT @Andy_Salcedo – @5CornersxSmootx You pissed off Punk? Looks like CeNation just found their twitter idol. *cue Sandow’s music*

RT @OriginalKingD – Can’t wait to see the dirtsheets tomorrow with CM Punk arguing with @5CornersxSmootx this is gonna be so cool

RT @DizzyPeace – @5CornersxSmootx you pissed off CM punk? i love you!

RT @Andy_Salcedo – @5CornersxSmootx looks like CM Punk’s tired of your #8pmcurtainjerker! Twitter beef! Yeah.

ME: @CMPunk I’m sorry if continuity and a good memory makes you grumpy. I’ll cheer for you Sunday, even if you are an #8PMCurtainJerker.

In case you forgot it (because CM Punk has), Kane’s “Embrace the Hate” Promo – youtu.be/HL_SvDj-BVQ (December 26th, 2011)

Maybe Otunga will make up a judgment that ends this Del Rio/Sheamus feud once and for all. #Smackdown, NEXT

#Smackdown Clearly Booker beat the shit out of RicRod to where he needed a crutch and a neck brace.

RT @OriginalKingD – . @5CornersxSmootx Hopefully he’ll make up a judgement that brings back non annoying heel Sheamus #Smackdown

RT @RegalSays – 70% of the people in this opening aren’t likely even on the show tonight.

#Smackdown So injuries to RicRod are “undisclosed”. IE, Hornswoggle

#Smackdown ADR: “Last week I dee-feeted the Red Big Monster” | Eh, close enough

#Smackdown ADR: “HEY HEY, kicking somebody in the head is a criminal act” | Yeah that’s why Orton took time off, clearly wasn’t the Dianabol

#Smackdown ADR: “My cross armbreaker is clean, it’s artistic” | Adjectives I wouldn’t describe a man dryfucking another man’s arm.

#Smackdown Nothing says a maneuver’s dangerous than by showing a montage with the announcers repeatingly saying the name of it over and over

#Smackdown Otunga: “That was hard to watch”

#Smackdown Booker asks the people if he should have a ban the Brogue Kick. Cole’s upset about it, clearly forgetting the People Power Era.

RT @TNACreative – @5CornersxSmootx Sounds like a review of his movie. #TooEarly

RT @RegalSays – Smackdown would be a tad better if Mark Henry was back and yelling about his Hall of Pain.

RT @DASharpshooters – The Brogue Kick video is the funniest thing of the week. #wwe #smackdown

RT @Andy_Salcedo – @5CornersxSmootx as Joel McHale of “The Soup” said,”trying to have Poland Spring spray out of Sheamus’s nipples”

RT @NotEdKaul – @5CornersxSmootx So wait Ric Rod can fall off the top of a ladder thru a table but not take a Brogue Kick? #Pussy

RT @KeepItFiveStar – *Sigh* I’m gettin REAL tired of your shit, Mysterio….

#Smackdown So Mysterio/Sin Cara vs Miz/Rhodes. Cole’s back on the Miz wagon. If anybody can walk away from this unscathed it’ll be a miracle

#SmackdownAd WOW, EVEN RANDY ORTON’S BRAWLIN’ BUDDY MAKES ME WANT TO TAKE A NAP.

#Smackdown Rey/Sin Cara get the win in a decent but nothing notable of a match.

#Smackdown OH DEAR GOD, PLEASE DO NOT HAVE DANIEL BRYAN VIGOROUSLY HUMP HORNSWOGGLE.

#Smackdown Hornswoggle kicks DB in the shin for no reason. I miss the days when Drew McIntyre beat him to stay alive on the roster.

#Smackdown Replay of the Hug It Out match from Monday. This may be the greatest RAW recap in the history of our sport.

RT @DannieBear87 – OMG! They made this look so gay #SmackDown

RT @NotEdKaul – @5CornersxSmootx SIGN “This coupon is good 4 a free hug” is this a kane hug or a sandu-kane hug?

#Smackdown D-Bry vs Z-Ry. Cole can remember Zack Ryder and Kane’s history with one another, but can’t remember Sheamus using a submission

#Smackdown Daniel Bryan wants a hug from Zack Ryder, Ryder like a goof falls for it. DB with the NO-lock gets the win.

#Smackdown DBryan has the NO-Lock cinched in too long, ref reverses decision, and cuts one of his best looking Cornette Faces

RT @KeepItFiveStar – Who is this “Zack Raider” Lilian Garcia keeps talking about?

RT @MaffewGregg – @HEELZiggler Thanks for the plug! Botchamania loves Dolph Ziggler as much as Dolph Ziggler loves athletic sex!

#Smackdown Lillian: “The following match is scheduled for one fall” | *Hallelujah, Hallelujah* | DAMIEN SANDOW’D

#Smackdown Sandow: “Instead of tweeting, how about reading?” | Why can’t you do both?

#Smackdown *Orton comes out* | Cole: “Whatever you do don’t call Sandow, Craven” | Look, the Scream movies weren’t THAT bad.

RT @AllNewTPIR – @5CornersxSmootx 3 sucked.

RT @WWFRAWISWAR – @5CornersxSmootx reading tweets does that count ?

#Smackdown Sandow vs Orton with Ziggler on commentary and I completely missed the first half of it due to fucking dumb shit here. #AdoptMe

#Smackdown Post break, Orton has Sandow ready for an RKO. Sandow retreats to the back. Orton wins. Sandow un-RKO’d until…

#Smackdown …Sandow comes down to make the save for Ziggler who Orton picks on for no reason, cause he’s a dick.

#Smackdown Otunga uses medical mumbo jumbo to confuse Booker, Booker speaks all slow and books Otunga/Sheamus for DA, Main Event

RT @DASharpshooters – Booker T would love DA Sharpshooters. #wwe #smackdown

RT @TNACreative – Speaking of lawsuits… What ever happened to @HeymanHustle and @DCBROCKLESNAR suing @WWE #continuation #SmackDown

RT @Andy_Salcedo – @5CornersxSmootx why are they acting like Ric Rod didn’t know the risk of jumping in to defend Del Rio? Logic.

#Smackdown Usos/Puerto Rican Co’s/Prime Time Playas in a who’s who tag team triple threat. R-Truth/Kofi on commentary for some reason

#Smackdown Truth: “Lil Jimmy says you talk too much Cole” | YOU’VE SAID THAT EVERY TIME YOU’VE BEEN ON COMMENTARY, GET NEW JOKES.

#Smackdown Uso’s nail the finish but the PTPlayas pick up the win and I guess are No 1. contenders. Truth seems legit mad.

#Smackdown Cole: “Lil Jimmy is like the Yogi Berra of Smackdown, 3 strikes and you’re out” | (Not sure if correct)

RT @DASharpshooters – Keven Rudolf, Lil Wayne, Limp Bizkit, and Birdman. They’re like a Mt. Rushmore of sh*t. #smackdown

2, the hug it out to gay music from earlier. 3 if you count the opener RT @TNACreative: Only 1 recap? Did the video guy get sick? #SmackDown

#Smackdown I like the disdain in Cole’s voice of CM Punk helping out ADR as if ADR doesn’t need wins or as if Cena didn’t pour BBQ on him.

RT @TNACreative – @5CornersxSmootx We rarely ever count the opener recaps. Mainly because our own get us asking what were we on?

#Smackdown Teddy: “Last time I checked, you’re not the champion” | Ziggler: “Last time I checked, you’re the GM’s assistant”

RT @KeepItFiveStar – “Not every match needs to be a championship match at Night Of Champions.” >.< Yes it does! That's why it's called NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS, Teddy! #Smackdown Instead of being a surprise, WWE spoils Wade Barrett's return with an "in action" tease on the other side of this break #WWEAwful #Smackdown Oh god, Yoshi Tatsu is going to get killed by Wade Barrett #Smackdown Wade Barrett redebuting with shitty Green Day sounding music. #Smackdown Barrett showcasing some new scrappy moves. If only there was some sort of 7ft opponent to extract revenge on for injuring him Sounds like a Saturday #Smackdown Slam theme, yes. RT @TNACreative: @5CornersxSmootx He has the SmackDown theme? #Smackdown Barrett: "The Wade Barrett, is open for business" | THAT'S NOT PG. RT @DASharpshooters - Phew. I thought Wade Barrett was going to start another faction. #wwe #smackdown RT @AndyDandyMandy - #smackdown Wade Barrett's new finisher is a forearm shot to the head? Okay... I guess. RT @TNACreative - Did @WadeBarrett just declare himself to be a gay male prostitute? #SmackDown RT @JJTheMark - "@5CornersxSmootx: If only there was some sort of opponent to extract revenge on for injuring him" CODY RHODES! #Smackdown Del Rio's coming out here to be Otunga's legal illegal for some reason. #Smackdown Is anybody really surprised that Otunga's trying to get the Brogue Kick banned? I mean it LITERALLY fires bullets at people. #Smackdown Booker: I have no choice but to contradict myself from the top of the show, and ban the Brogue Kick.......PEOPLE POWER! RT @DASharpshooters - BREAKING NEWS: The Brogue Kick is now a banned substance. #wwe #smackdown #Smackdown Cole: "I like to call it the Texas, FOUR LEAF, Cloverleaf...cause he's Irish." | #WOMPWOMP RT @KeepItFiveStar - *Sigh* Gettin REAL tired of your shit too, Sheamus. RT @SAVE_US_GSM - Honestly, the Brogue Kick getting banned draws a lot of similarities to when Edge's Spear was banned in 2011. Remember that? #SmackDown Obviously you didn't see last week. RT @DAsharpshooters: Probably the most lackluster main event on #smackdown in a long time. #wwe RT @AndrewTheMark - Most entertaining tweets for smackdown go to : @SAVE_US_GSM @5cornersxsmootx @AmericanDolphin and @E__RAGE ! Thanks for entertaining me. RT @Andy_Salcedo - @5CornersxSmootx its already called "CloverLeaf". You want it to be more irish, drop the "Texas" half of the name. #Smackdown Shouts: @ZachG96 @Andy_Salcedo @Andrewthemark @Save_US_GSM @RatedRPeep @AmericanDolphin @LeRageRage #Smackdown Shouts: @ceqhfw @BJ_Raji @JoelxDRRomantic @GStavrakas @ShowtimeCR @Kristi78968 @NotEdKaul @JJTheMark #Smackdown Shouts:@WWFRAWISWAR @shelley_budd @ilovebloods14 @JailedATM @nomikesonlyzuul @SekaiIshtal @Executnr #Smackdown Shouts:@TNACreative @mikeilusion @allnewtpir @scottydsntkno @notwwetitantron @WrestleSarcasm @ChrisYoung125 #Smackdown Shouts: @shanrcarter72 @AndyDandyMandy @Diamondelle84 @OriginalKingD Thanks for the #FF: @candyflossash @Neshat1Famous @circlesky @MasterGio @sonicsentry @fredthewolf @xxrickybabyxx Thanks for the #FF: @AllanDayton @Jennbrown74 @ShowtimeCR @BeckyWhitehouse @FortiGlenn @hookmoney @ERICxSYNGENOR RT @WWECreative_ish - Glad TNA locked up a young talent like Bully Ray for a few more years #TNAwful

#ReasonsToWatchSmackdown RT @KaitlynWWE: If you love strong chicks, spandex, hair pulling and jello fights.. Watch SD Tonight!

#ReasonsToWatchSmackdown RT @HEELZiggler: MY biggest challenge yet, making Randy Bore-ton seem interesting @WWE

#Smackdown Seems like EVERY Syfy original movie has to have some lame way to concoct a potential sequel of crap.

RT @ZackZiggle – never thought we would say it, but we are ready for Henry to come back.

#Smackdown Sign: “Bring back Jeff Hardy” | Sign in the front: “NO!”

RT @WWEThatsNotPG – @5CornersxSmootx JEFF HARVEY… HOW MUCH DOES DIS GUY WEIGH

#Smackdown Damien Sandow comes out to interrupt Sheamus and is still living in the past of the 1000th RAW. Dude, let it go.

#Smackdown Sandow: “You’re an ignorant spewing hooligan” | Crowd: “OOOOOOOHHHHH” | Ooooooohhh, that wasn’t that insulting!

#Smackdown Sheamus: “Why don’t you come into the ring, and say it to my face” | THAT’S NOT ALEX RILEY!

#Smackdown Booker: “I came out to actually agree with Damien Sandow” | HOLY SHIT BOOKER CAN ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND SANDOW NOW.

#Smackdown And this show is already stumbling with Rey Mysterio in action after the break. #RetireRey

RT @Executnr – @5CornersxSmootx I bet Sheamus dont win clean because Sandow is the next big thing, I hope he thrashes Sheamus with a dictionary #SMACKDOWN

#Smackdown LOL! That one kid got gypped of Rey’s giveaway mask, that he started groping Rey’s actual mask.

RT @DASharpshooters – Um..Cody Rey Rey took his mask off before. #wwe #smackdown

#Smackdown Pretty sure Rey Mysterio just got another concussion from that shot off the announce table. #RetireRey

RT @WhatMathewsSays – I remember when it seemed like Cody was going to chase after the World title and then…. Sin Cara happened.

#Smackdown We’re back and I’m blown away from Cody Rhodes, Corkscrew Vertical Suplex. Baffled that announcers can’t say the word corkscrew

RT @DASharpshooters – A while ago Cody Rhodes wanted everyone to wear a paper bag now he wants us to take them off? Im so confused! #wwe #smackdown

#Smackdown Rey Mysterio gets the win by a rollup. #RiseAboveRollups #RetireRey

#Smackdown SIN CARA IS STEALING CODY RHODES’ GIMMICK BY PUTTING HIS MASK ON CODY RHODES. #IWantBetterSportsEntertainment

#Smackdown Really? A replay of Monday’s Anger Management skit? Well, any excuse to get “Tina’s” rack on TV works for me I guess.

RT @TNACreative – Our own Stone Cold Shark Boy’s attire is being ripped off by @ReyMysterio’s land shark outfit #GimmickInfringement #SmackDown

#Smackdown Hard fought battle going on here between Natalya and Kaitlyn, being drugged down with sedative Eve on commentary.

#Smackdown 5 MINUTES INTO THIS, JOSH POINTS OUT THAT THERE’S A MATCH GOING ON BETWEEN COLE AND EVE. #IWantBetterSportsEntertainment

#Smackdown Kaitlyn wins with a rollup, production rushes the Night of Champions graphic. and @Matt_Striker_ is talkin to Booker T now

#Smackdown Yes, my bad! RT @Andy_Salcedo: @5CornersxSmootx you mean “dragged down”

#Smackdown We’ll take a look back on #RAW at the no respect Cena had towards a steel cage, next.

RT @DASharpshooters – “Whens the last time you saw a GM attack one of their employees?” – Cole doesnt remember 99% of the GMs. #wwe #smackdown

Ahem, Cole? LAURINAITIS. CENA. NOT THAT LONG AGO. #WWE #SmackDown

img.ly/mKF5 | I do! RT @ZackZiggler @5CornersxSmootx does the universe remember the paperbags?? #Smackdown

#Smackdown LOL! I love how they skipped out on Lawler waffling in the 1st hour of RAW on fighting Punk

RT @RizzIup – @5CornersxSmootx HEY SMOOT……………….I’LL THINK ABOUT IT!

*CENA FACE* #WWE #SmackDown

#Smackdown Gotta give it up to D-Bryan, not only is he shoehorned into a terrible storyline, but he’s using his “inside voice” too.

RT @DASharpshooters – A.M Raw has been really good so far. #wwe #smackdown

RT @Executnr – @5CornersxSmootx These recaps of the raw I usually hate(cause of cena rock an Brock HHH) But this CM vs Lawler was very well done #SMACKDOWN

RT @NotEdKaul – @5CornersxSmootx I thought they only do RAW Recap shows on Sunday at 2 AM ?

RT @Chux4w – Cole: “Kane’s in anger management too?” – Yes, he is. You know he is. You saw this four days ago. #SmackDown

#Smackdown Wow, they put the Sheamus kid in the Saturday Morning Slam package.

#Smackdown Not a bad match here from Sheamus/Sandow. Again, Sandow will probably be a future champ.

#Smackdown Sandow slowly swings wildly to Sheamus who’s on the apron, gets caught with the Musical Hand Grenades. Should’ve known better.

#Smackdown What a chickenshit finish. You build Sandow to have this mean streak when provoked and you kill it with a finish like that. BS!

#Smackdown Better finish: Sheamus rolls Sandow back in, Sandow snaps puts a whoopin on Sheamus, only for Sheamus get mad and Sandow escapes.

#Smackdown Seriously, not that fucking hard book a show let alone booking smart.

RT @Executnr – @5CornersxSmootx I felt it was coward with out being too coward like Slater because he had more effective offense on Sheamus than most

#Smackdown *Shot of 4 Green Bay Jerseys* | Josh: “Those are 3 household names of the Packers”

#Smackdown Oh dear god, WWE figured out how to put Touts in the Double Feature box.

#Smackdown J-GABE JUST DID A JEFF HARDY AND BLACK CENA GETS UPSET OVER IT. #ThatJustHappened

RT @WWEThatsNotPG – @5CornersxSmootx MILLIONS OF DOUBLE FEATURES

#Smackdown Black Cena kills Justin Gabriel’s ribs and picks up the win. Great finisher!

#Smackdown YES, THE BEST PART OF RAW AND THIS POINTLESS ANGER MANAGEMENT SKIT ONCE AGAIN.

RT @RegalSays – Kane’s story http://t.co/QZqI1wm0

#Smackdown Alberto Del Rio exclusive interview coming up next, see if Josh can remember how to interpret Spanish, next

RT @Yawsrko – @5CornersxSmootx I got a chuckle out of it. Then again, I’m mildly high.

*BEN BAILEY FACE* RT @garrett_22884: The anger management doctor resembles the host of Cash Cab #WWE #SmackDown

#Smackdown The fans aren’t booing Alberto Del Rio, they’re booing Josh’s introduction of him. C’mon Josh, get with it.

RT @Penguinpop88 – @5cornersxsmootx I’d say “See if Matthews ‘just tries to do his job’ next.”

#Smackdown Kane comes down and saves Josh. Teddy comes down and books yet another NON-tag team match. Teddy’s losing his touch.

#Smackdown Cole: “Dr. Shelby’s doing wonders, Kane apologized to you” | Josh: “I-I-I don’t trust him Cole” | LOLOLOLOL

#Smackdown Kane distracted by RicRod, Del Rio nails the backstabber and get the win. Josh is trying to rush the segment along.

#Smackdown KANE SNAPS AND RAG DOLLS JOSH AROUND, FANS ARE CHANTING “BEAT UP COLE”

#Smackdown THIS BETTER LEAD UP TO @MATT_STRIKER_ BEING AT THE ANNOUNCE TABLE AND NOT ANOTHER ROUND-ROBIN OF MIDCARDERS.

RT @WWEThatsNotPG – HEY JOSH, ARE YOU TOUGH ENOUGH NOW?

RT @WhatMathewsSays – History repeats itself.

RT @WhatMathewsSays – “I’M GOING TO KEEP KILLING JOSH SO THAT GUY WHO QUOTES JOSH MATHEWS WILL HAVE NOTHING TO DO AGAIN” – Kane

RT @DASharpshooters – Kane vs Josh Mathews at Night of Champions would be great. #wwe #smackdown

RT @DASharpshooters – Maybe Josh Mathews should consider getting himself a ColeMine. #wwe #smackdown

#Smackdown Cole with his Owen voice recapping what just happened.

#Smackdown Recap of HHH’s announcement from RAW Monday, possibly moments away from this happening again – img.ly/ms0b

RT @WhatMathewsSays – The fact that @wwejoshmathews sold that Chokeslam better than half the roster.

Yes. RT @chux4w: Oh look, another recap. I can’t decide if #Raw or #SmackDown is less worth watching.

#Smackdown QUAGMIRE MAIN EVENT ZIGGLE WIGGLE!

#Smackdown The fuck is going on with Ziggler’s FB cover photo? Looks like he’s doing the most aggressive Gator Clap ever.

RT @Executnr – @5CornersxSmootx hate to say it but I think That briefcase is Zigglers lifeline for the moment, they mess around his buzz will go like Ryder

#Smackdown The Day looks like a pretty good WWE movie, because there’s no WWE stars in it…at least from preview just now.

#Smackdown Roidy Orton/Ziggles, 10 minute main event with Cole calling it solo. GOOD LUCK TRYING TO STAY AWAKE FOLKS!

#Smackdown If there ever was a time for a random pointless Clay Matthews run-in to happen, now would be the time.

#Smackdown *Orton sets up for DDT on apron* | Cole: “Dolph doesn’t want to be out there” | #WeWantStriker

#Smackdown Orton dilly-dallies around the announce table with Cole, throws Ziggles back in. DZ misses Fameasser. Orton with an RKO & the win

#Smackdown Well that was 10 minutes I’ll never get back.

RT @Executnr – @5CornersxSmootx Superplexes should always make the announcer lose it, Cole didn’t lose it sadly and I like cole.

RT @Chux4w – Ziggler missing with zig zag? That wasn’t the zig zag. I hate you Michael Cole. #SmackDown

RT @TNACreative – @RandyOrton finding another victory. We hope he finds 1 more violation & he’s ours. #Smackdown

#Smackdown Shouts: @mikeilusion @BJ_Raji @ceqhfw @Andy_Salcedo @Executnr @JoelxDRRomantic @Brasshole81 @JJTheMark

#Smackdown Shouts: @SekaiIshtal @NatMcCoolFan @DaCrazyB @mikepiyp @WWEMickhail @paperdevil101 @penguinpop88 @garrett_22884

#Smackdown Shouts: @NotEdKaul @R8ed_M @ZackZiggler @yawsrko @Echo2Oblivion @JenScreamsLove @WWEThatsNotPG

#Smackdown Shouts: @johnny_barnes @Searching4Rinoa @SandoraElite @SolaceWinter @RizzIUP @Andrewthemark @PuoNayda

#Smackdown Shouts: @circlesky @LightsOutRBT50 @FizzVsTheWorld @GStavrakas @RULLUR @SCSA4life @IAmJasonClark

#Smackdown Shouts: @VelvetSkysAss @effinpeaz @ItsTechTroN

Thanks for the #FF!: @Diecot @ShowtimeCR @WWEThatsNotPG @hookmoney @ERICxSYNGENOR @StubsGuy @fredthewolf @FarFromForgot

Thanks for the #FF!: @penguinpop88 @feelingventi @AmIOnTheAir

If I missed anybody, lemme know and I’ll make sure to get you next time. (Slow internet may have lagged tweets). Have a great weekend!

As a heads up before #Smackdown, I’m packing up everything and will be on vacation for next week. Not entirely sure how to pack a computer

What is with Syfy having a hard on for The 5th Element before #Smackdown? It’s like they’re obligated to play it every 3 weeks.

#Smackdown Orton: “Never been a glass half full kind of person. I wanna break that glass in a million pieces…” | Cause it tested positive?

#Smackdown Orton rambles on. Sheamus wants him to be No1 Contender. Booker wants to confirm it. Now Del Rio’s out here.

RT @KeepItFiveStar – Randy Orton calling out the backstage and the interwebs. Now’s your time, internet! Get your Wrestlemania moment! …On Smackdown.

#Smackdown *Del Rio’s going off* | *RANDY ORTON CONFUSED FACE*

#Smackdown Del Rio: “You’re against me. YOU’RE AGAINST ME” | #YOUREAGAINSTME #WHADDYATHINKLAWLER!?

RT @KeepItFIveStar – I like how this week, the WWE pretty much admitted that John Cena and Randy Orton will always get title shots no matter what.

#Smackdown MICHAEL COLE CALLING THIS SHOW SOLO!? NO @MATT_STRIKER_!? – img.ly/mrD3

RT @KeepItFiveStar – R.I.P. Josh “Doin’ My Job” Mathews

RT @DASharpshooters – Michael Cole is calling this show by himself. This is going to be painful. #wwe #smackdown

#Smackdown Seriously, I almost don’t want to watch this show if Cole doing this solo. I don’t need hear him Real Deal’ing the entire roster

#Smackdown TEDDY LONG!? COMMENTATING!? GUEST COMMENTATORS FOR EVERY MATCH!? img.ly/mrD3

#Smackdown I’d laugh hysterically if this happened. RT @TNACreative: @5CornersxSmootx We would enjoy lending them @OfficialTaz

#Smackdown Thankfully this match will be quick cause it’s a Ryback and knowing Teddy’s history calling matches, it’ll be like he’s not there

#Smackdown *JINDER MALL-HALL UH OH FACE*

#Smackdown This would be the proper time for Teddy to get his revenge on Cole for him calling Teddy the “Herman Cain” of SD all those times.

RT @KeepItFiveStar – I wonder how many parents are pissed because their kids probably chant “FEED ME MORE!” after dinner thanks to The Ryback.

#Smackdown Yeah I’m definitely not watching Saturday Morning Slam.

RT @VivaMattyVegas – @GrishamESPN Cole is all by himself tonight on #SmackDown. Save us Grisham, you’re our only hope.

#Smackdown Kaitlyn: “I’m so excited, I could actually hug you Cole…but I’m not” | Cole: “Aww c’mon, please!” |

#Smackdown *Cole recites tweet that Natalya says Kaitlyn’s win is a fluke* | Kaitlyn: “A fluke?” | Roode: FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-KEEEE!!!

She’s sitting next to Cole. RT @DAsharpshooters: Kaitlyn sounds super nervous. #wwe #smackdown

#Smackdown Who wouldn’t? RT @Andy_Salcedo: @5CornersxSmootx hell, I’d want a hug from Kaitlyn too!

#Smackdown LOL! A “YOU ARE BORING” CHANT FROM THE CROWD ERUPTS FROM THE EDITED NONSENSE

RT @JCLayfield – Just watched girls match on smackdown w @MichaelCole doing commentary with Caitlyn. I need a PBR after that! #shouldnotHavewatchedthatsober

#Smackdown SAVE_US.JBL @JCLayfield

RT @Aquaman247 – @5CornersxSmootx you might get a whole volume of Commenhatin 3 out of all the guest commentators. #SmackDown

#Smackdown Ziggler’s doing a RAW recap of his own. Sheamus wants Ziggles to cash in tonight and perhaps piss on Vickie, I…think.

#Smackdown Oh thank god, Sin Cara is competing and isn’t the guest commentator for this segment.

RT @JCLayfield – Absolutely digging Teddy Long as the asst to GM Booker. @michaelcole by himself on commentary though, I may watch Telemundo version! #noCole

RT @KeepITFiveStar – Sheamus shouldn’t be buying the Senior Advisor of Smackdown “pints” of anything.

RT @DASharpshooters – Teddy Long cant say no to you if you offer him beer. #wwe #smackdown

#Smackdown Cody Rhodes is guest commentating this segment, and he didn’t have to plot a sneak attack on Booker to be out here!

#Smackdown Heath Slater is Sin Cara’s opponent, a fan screaming like they’re being raped at Slater. Slater even wondering the fuck was that.

#Smackdown Cody Rhodes, with the ref’s back turned, turns Sin Cara’s mask around. Cara confused, Slater gets a win. BIG BOWL OF WTF!?

#Smackdown *SIN CARA BAMBOOZLED FACE*

#Smackdown Sheamus/Ziggler up next, hunching a guess that Vickie will be the guest commentator for the segment.

RT @Andy_Salcedo – @5CornersxSmootx it reminds me of that SuperStars match where the show was going to break and someone said “Heath Slater I hate you”

RT @DASharpshooters – Who the hell knew that Heath Slater’s finishing move was the Scorpion Deathdrop? #wwe #smackdown

#Smackdown Wow, Sheamus the World Heavyweight Champion, gets a jobber entrance. This show is all over the page.

#Smackdown MANAGERIAL GUEST COMMENTATING ZIGGLE WIGGLE!

#Smackdown Aaaaand unfortunately I was right and I already miss Lawler being out here, not being a star in regards to Vickie.

#Smackdown Vickie: “[AJ] has to tuck in her teddy bears at night” | If King was out here: You should know Vickie considering you look like 1

#Smackdown Cole: “I guess I shouldn’t be surprised by that” | If King Was Out Here: I’m surprised you’re into animals like Vickie, Cole!

#Smackdown If King Was Out Here: Listen to this crowd, they’re really lukewarm for Sheamus!

#Smackdown Ziggler clocks Sheamus with the MITB case for the DQ, then decides to cash in, then decides not to. #WWEAwful

#Smackdown I like how WWE opened the door to MITB people assaulting champions with stuff to cash in, then will ignore said open door.

#Smackdown Ziggler for some reason looked really strange yelling at Sheamus from on the stage.

#Smackdown Santino: “I feel like I let everybody down when I lost the US title to Antonio Cesaro” | NOT ME!!!

#Smackdown Business in the front, jobbing in the back. RT @WhatMathewsSays: Santino needs a haircut.

#Smackdown WHY DID PRODUCTION GIVE ANTONIO DEL RIO MUSIC FROM TRENT BARETTA TO NOW A GENERIC RAP THEME BETTER FITTING FOR THE PTPLAYAS!?

#Smackdown So Cole is justifiably upset that R-Truth has an invisible child but says nothing about Santino’s arm in a sock. Okay.

But I can blame the booking & writing for this show. RT @chux4w: Can’t blame the cobra. #SmackDown

RT @TNACreative – Alberto treating @RRWWE like he left the keys for someone to “borrow” again. #Smackdown

#Smackdown OH DEAR GOD, #COUPLEOFDOLLARS IS ON COMMENTARY FOR THIS NEXT MATCH.

#Smackdown *COUPLE OF DOLLARS WITH COLE DANCE.GIF*

#Smackdown Titus O’Neil CAN NOT talk.

#Smackdown Cole: ‘Hey can I borrow your pick?” | Black Cena: “No, you hair’s nappy.”

#Smackdown *MICHAEL COLE PUPPY BARK.GIF*

RT @KeepItFiveStar – R-Truth beating Primo just ruined my night.

#Smackdown Kofi/Truth beat the Puerto Ricans easily. Nobody cares. Cole and PTP are dancin’ again. #CoupleOfDollars

#Smackdown In the span of a straight to DVD preview, we’re backstage with Striker (YES!) and the tag champs.

#Smackdown THE TAG TEAM DIVISION JUST SHOWED UP IN THIS SEGMENT AND I IMMEDIATELY CAN’T HEAR ANYTHING OVER KIDD/GABRIEL’S SHIRTS

#Smackdown Booker: “Which tag team do you think deserves the No 1 contendership” | *BOOKER LOST IN SPACE FACE*

RT @TNACreative – Kane’s just pissed Romney will be the nominee over Paul a few days early. #Smackdown

RT @KeepItFiveStar – Teddy Long, Tag Team Matches are your thing! How could you not be prepared for that segment? It was the moment you were waiting for!

RT @DASharpshooters – Eve Torres exposing one of Teddy Long’s weaknesses: He cant do math. #wwe #smackdown

#Smackdown Oh god, it’s main event time. Roidy Orton/Del Rio. Even worse, is RicRod in character will probably be guest commentating.

#Smackdown OH NEVERMIND, IT’S JUST SHEAMUS ON COMMENTARY. This very well may have been one of the worst Smackdowns ever.

#Smackdown Sheamus: “Tattletale? Where are you getting these words from” | FROM AN ENGLISH DICTIONARY. >ENGLISH!!< #Smackdown Would've loved to have heard @Matt_Striker_ tonight, instead of round-robin of midcarders. #WeWantStriker #Smackdown HELL, I would've settled for GM Booker making a "ONE NIGHT ONLY"-like return instead of this. #Smackdown bit.ly/PagJxM RT @Andy_Salcedo: Since when Merrian-Webster considers "tattletale" a word fitting a dictionary? #Smackdown Orton goes for the RKO, Del Rio blocks. ADR goes for the Dry Arm Fucking. Too homo for Orton, Orton taps. Sheamus unamused. #Smackdown After the match, ADR shoves RicRod on his ass and yoinks a GUCCI SHOE and RIFLES it towards Sheamus. #Smackdown ADR lays waste to Orton and Sheamus, Ziggler comes down to cash in AGAIN and gets RKO'd by Roidy Orton. #BabyfaceDickery #Smackdown Apparently if you pussyfoot around with your contract, WWE will do anything to make you stay, including Orton cleanly tapping out #Smackdown RAW, this past Monday night. RT @Andy_Salcedo: @5CornersxSmootx and since when did adults start calling each other that? So a cross between Aksana & the chick who sung Friday. Got it. RT @nodqdotcom: Hot Photos Of Future WWE Diva Paige: bit.ly/PahUNx RT @DAsharpshooters - Randy Orton does an RKO with his hurt arm. #wwe #smackdown #Smackdown PTPlayas dancing with Cole was the only highlight tonight. Any show where Heath Slater wins anything, is garbage. #Smackdown Coulda used him tonight. RT @Executnr: @5CornersxSmootx Damien Sandow is Raw and aggressive as well #Smackdown Eh, it was okay. RT @Andy_Salcedo: @5CornersxSmootx Titus's Booker T impression was hilarious as fuck though. #Smackdown #MILLIONSOFDOLLARS - img.ly/ms0b #Smackdown Michael Puppy Cole - img.ly/ms0P #Smackdown #COUPLEOFDOLLARS #COUPLEOFDOLLARS - img.ly/ms30 #Smackdown Shouts: @xWweImpactx @paperdevil101 @Andy_Salcedo @TheRealEBN @danniebear87 @alyh74 @Executnr #Smackdown Shouts: @ZachG96 @Stunners4All @xWweImpactx @JJTheMark @IAmJasonClark @OniRokaku @Amu_Abu_Wessam #Smackdown Shouts: @karnuj @REDHOTSCOUSE @E13A @mikepiyp @SekaiIshtal @TNACreative @SekaiIshtal @KaptainKayfabe #Smackdown Shouts: @JoelxDRRomantic @timegan2 @RizzIUP @King_Law @twiztidskull @BriaunaCrosson @GStavrakas @Aquaman247 #Smackdown Shouts: @DAsharpshooters @penguinpop88 @Kaibutsu @BriaunaCrosson Thanks for the #FF!: @candyflossash @pizzalogger @WWEThatsNotPG @MasterGio @davis161073 @fredthewolf @NotEdKaul @xxrickybabyxx Thanks for the #FF!: @CalvinRain @ZachG96 @hookmoney @StubsGuy @ERICxSYNGENOR @paperdevil101 @Save_US_GSM @BJ_Raji #Smackdown If I missed anybody, lemme know I'll try to get you Monday assuming nothing catastrophic happens heading on vacation. #Smackdown And if you haven't heard, I will be on vacation Sunday-Labor Day. Will still be here for shows assuming I have internet.

Find out how WWE will try to get you to buy #SummerFest at the last minute, by adding a last minute WHC match. #Smackdown, NEXT!!

#Smackdown Really? This is the 25th anniversary of #SummerFest and this is the best that they can do? #IWantBetterSportsEntertainment

RT @TheRealWB – The SD announce desk looks odd without Booker. #WWE #SmackDown

RT @KeepItFiveStar – Glad Booker T got a real suit this time and not a Tuxedo.

#Smackdown Booker: “A man doesn’t hire 5 goons, dressed up as guards to take out somebody” | He’s right, a REAL man would hire 6.

#Smackdown Alberto: “I spoke with my lawyers…” | *BREAK THE WALLS DOWNNNNN* | ALBERTO JUST GOT JERICHO-ROLL’D!

RT @RegalSays – Hey guys who edit Smackdown…. Jericho is a face. Fix your canned crowd next time.

#Smackdown GODDAMN IT, IF I WANTED SPANISH NONSENSE IN A PROMO I’D PAY MORE ATTENTION TO REY MYSTERIO.

#Smackdown El Shucky-Ducky Quacko Quacko RT @RegalSays: Don’t tell me Booker is gonna start talking Spanish as well.

RT @TNACreative – @IAmJericho El Asso Wipeo With Del Rio. #SmackDown

RT @CodyRhodesWWE – A sneak peak for those watching #SmackDown…professional rendition of Sin Cara unmasked. Tons of investigating. http://t.co/JgZldyxP

RT @KeepITFiveStar – Coming up next: The Miz and Cody Rhodes vs. The Mighty Botchin Power Rangers.

#Smackdown Goddamn it. I had to say “Rey Mysterio” is segment 1 didn’t I? *Sigh*

He’s had 1 promo RT @DAsharpshooters: Sin Cara hasnt said a word on the mic but I know hes better than Rey Rey. #wwe #smackdown #POINT

Black mark on boot RT @TheRealWB: Probably good Booker isn’t on commentary for this. Wouldn’t have a clue which one was which. #SmackDown

RT @TheRealWB – I presume the ‘?’ on Mysterio’s chest is to signify he doesn’t know how much weight he’s gained. #WWE #SmackDown

#Smackdown The Masked Mexicans pick up the win on Cody Rhodes and Miz as Josh doesn’t call “Drop the Dime” properly on replay.

RT @AquaMan247 – Rey is giving Sin Cara a wrestling mentorship. One day he also will wrestle w/ a shirt on. But not a penis shirt #SmackDown @5CornersxSmootx

#Smackdown LOL AT MYSTERIO! Lookin down at the IC/’92 Women’s Title and reacting like “WTF IS THIS THING!?”

#Smackdown Hawkins/Ryder are coming to the ring with no music and are trying to be Chippendale dancers. BUY SUMMER SLAM PLEASE

#Smackdown Josh: “If Curt Hawkins & Tyler Reks are trending worldwide…” | THEY’RE NOT!

#Smackdown And now Josh and Cole are arguing about if you can have a stunned face. FIRST #COMMENHATIN SCRAP POST BOOKER T!

#Smackdown So Hawkins & Reks do a Chippendale dance and win over jobbers. Remember gotta rebuild tag teams, nevermind the divas. #WWEAwful

#Smackdown If you missed RAW on Monday, lemme save you the trouble of the RAW Rebound – youtu.be/iiZmg6b0M8o

RT @Chux4w – Alright, so it’s not exactly the same, but I can’t resist a chance to reminisce about the Dicks. “We’re rock hard!” #SmackDown

RT @TNACreative – You’d think Monday would recap enough. #Smackdown

RT @TheRealWB – Remember on Monday when we barely managed to drag out a 3 hour show? Yeah, well watch some of it again. #WWE #SmackDown

#Smackdown Out of the RAW Rebound, Eve’s backstage. Cole’s excited. Random William Regal as RAW GM reminiscing

img.ly/m9Ee RT @RegalSays “There was a time when I was in charge of Raw. I was the most powerful entity in the WWE.”

RT @TheRealWB – SmackDown needs more Regal. Get this man on the announce desk. #WWE #SmackDown

#Smackdown Wade Barrett, sports entertainer by night. Sudden underground shoot fighter by night…er

#Smackdown AJ’s first theme/Divas music/Ryback music with lyrics. RT @KeepItFiveStar: Kaitlyn might have the worst music ever.

RT @RegalSays – I think they will change Wade Barrett’s entrance theme weekly just to piss off @WhatMathewsSays like they did with The Corre.

#Smackdown Cole trying to make Teddy smile at ringside was hilarious. If you really wanna make him smile get him a tag match or bury Aksana

#Smackdown Josh: “Because he’s the senior adviser of the General Manager” | Cole: “WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?” | LOLOLOL! #Commenhatin

#Smackdown Cole just buried every senior adviser to any job whatsoever. #COMMENHATIN

#Smackdown Eve unfortunately picks up the win and will subtly feud with Teddy, just like when Vickie was running the show #WWEAwful

RT @KeepItFiveStar – Teddy Long’s upset because he loves Tag Team Matches and Handsome Eve Torres, isn’t a big fan of them. #ISmellASitcom

Ask JBL. RT @TheRealWB: Why does Booker need two assistants when Long did the job on his own for years? #WWE #SmackDown

RT @TNACreative – @5CornersxSmootx What’s Trip’s job title? Because we can see a burial that would make that of @BookerT5x look like The Streak.

#Smackdown Eve: “I’m gonna shower up and I’ll be at your disposal” | Crowd [Piped in]: BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

#Smackdown Can’t wait for Eve to piss on Booker RT @Andy_Salcedo: @5CornersxSmootx most likely a mix of Coachman’s old role and consultant

*Randy Orton comes out to ruin it* RT @DAsharpshooters: Daniel Bryan is out. Please make this show interesting! #wwe #smackdown

#Smackdown Daniel Bryan #YESYESYES vs the Apex Dianabol User Roidy Orton #NONONO

#Smackdown youtu.be/Eqq35ZE1p6w?t=… RT @Andy_Salcedo: @5CornersxSmootx R Kelly’s ghostwriting for you?

#Smackdown No joke, I spent the entirety of this DBryan/Orton match so far to look for Vince peeing on Coach for @Andy_Salcedo

RT @DaSharpshooters – Do you have to be fat to have a “NO YES” off with Daniel Bryan? #wwe #smackdown

#Smackdown Kane’s pyro and music goes off, distracts D-Bryan. D-Bryan comes back into the ring and gets an RKO. Orton wins. #SameOldShit

RT @Chux4w – Bryan only has himself to blame for that. #SmackDown

Probably with Johnny Ace coming back RT @edward_shore: Odds Eve eventually ends up GM of #Smackdown and we have a fight between GMs?

Has been for years now. RT @chux4w: That counts as mind games now? Wow. #SmackDown

#Smackdown Oh dear god, as if this show couldn’t get any worse…SANTINO IS ON COMMENTARY.

#Smackdown Antonio Plinko out here to compete against Zack Ryder. Y’know it’s not like there’s a PPV or anything This Sunday. #WWEAwful

RT @Chux4w – Santino is chanting USA? Does anyone in this company still know how to think? #SmackDown

#Smackdown LOL! Cole is ragging on Josh and his lame madeup insult when he clearly didn’t watch RAW. Way to pull a Booker there Mathews.

#Smackdown I’m starting to think @PenguinPop88 wasn’t kidding when he said that they “De-sax’d” Aksana.

#Smackdown For the record Hawkins/Reks, Chippendale dance, win matches. Zack Ryder which his once original character, can’t win. #WWEAwful

#Smackdown “I’m not your Boy Toy” | “OH MY GOD, YOU BROKE HIS ARM”

#Smackdown Cole: “Shawn Michaels won’t be able to be in Los Angeles this Sunday” | So he’s going to be in LA on Sunday.

#Smackdown *Del Rio entrance* | Cole: “Well at least he has his ride back” | Ryback?

#Smackdown Y2J’s going to the ring, Dolph Ziggler attacks him backstage. QUICK DOLPH, CASH IN THE BRIEFCASE!!!…Oh,…wait #WWEAwful

#Smackdown HBK has a broken arm, not AIDS. What’s stopping him from being at #SummerFest?

#Smackdown Dolph Ziggler just took out Jericho backstage, why can’t he do that to Sheamus and cash in MITB? #WWEPlotHoles

RT @Diecot – @xSmootx AIDS IS NO EXCUSE TO MISS A PPV

#Smackdown I’M LEGIT MARKIN’ OUT FOR DEL RIO PRONOUNCING Y2J’S NAME AS “JERI-COMB”, LIKE HE’S A HAIR STYLE.

RT @Andy_Salcedo – @5CornersxSmootx why didn’t they keep Cena off of tv after he got “fired”?

#Smackdown LOL! COLE IS ON A TIRADE WITH JERICHO’S LOSING STREAK! #COMMENHATIN WITH FACTS

RT @KEepITFiveStar – “Royal Rumble: Lost. Elimination Chamber: Couldn’t get it done. Wrestlemania: Lost. Extreme Rules: Lost. Brazil: Suspended”- Cole on Jericho

RT @Andy_Salcedo – @5CornersxSmootx revenge for Jericho calling him “Mitchell” and yelling at him on NXT1

#Smackdown Josh: “Lionsault, Jericho can’t put Del Rio away. Del Rio can’t make Jericho go away” | OBLIGATORY SENTENCE ENDING IN AWAY

#Smackdown Booker General Managing this show is just like Abraham Washington, Uncontrollable. #WWEAwful

RT @TheRealWB – Smackdown. LOST. #WWE #SmackDown

RT @KeepItFiveStar – OH! CHRIS JERICHO’S BEING ATTACKED WITH THE ARMBAR! OH, THE SWEET SWEET IRONY!

#Smackdown After the match, Sheamus comes down and tries to eat Del Rio’s hand like it was an uncooked potato.

RT @KeepItFiveStar – For a second, I thought Sheamus was wearing a shirt with only one long sleeve on it.

#Smackdown Booker is wondering why Sheamus is here. Sheamus is all “MY NAME IS SHEAMUS, AND I LOVE, TO FIGHT” #IrishPeopleLoveToFight

#Smackdown Not against, THE FIGHTING IRISH! RT @LiquidBaller: @5CornersxSmootx what are the chances Del Rio gets the belt? I hope he does.

RT @TheRealWB – That last two minutes rendered the entire show pointless. #WWE #SmackDown

RT @DASharpshooters – Well #smackdown was not that good.

#Smackdown The buildup for #SummerFest is awful. LET’S CANCEL THE WHC AND REINSTATE AT THE LAST MINUTE AS A SHITTY WAY TO GET BUYS #WWEAwful

#Smackdown Nonetheless, great to hear Cole single-handedly trying to keep #COMMENHATIN alive. Makes me think he’s secretly a fan.

#Smackdown …then again, maybe that’s my own ego thinking that.

#Smackdown Anywho, if you haven’t seen by now, be sure to check out the latest installment of #Commenhatin – youtu.be/lH4Td5iKJ9Q

RT @DieCot – Be sure to check out @xSmootx’s 2nd installment of “The Very Best of Commenhatin”!! Hilarious stuff! youtu.be/lH4Td5iKJ9Q #Commenhatin2

RT @Aquaman247 – @5CornersxSmootx just watched it. Hilarious installment. Stoked for Volume 3.

#Smackdown Shouts: @Diecot @Aquaman247 @Andy_Salcedo @mikeilusion @LiquidBaller @GStavrakas @SekaiIshtal @xChillerONEx

#Smackdown Shouts: @JoelxDRRomantic @yakhunta @jeffrofro @Executnr @RizzIUP @hmmguy @PuoNayda @edward_shore

#Smackdown Shouts: @FarFromForgot @mikepiyp @xMrsJericho @TNACreative @ctprincess1 @JJTheMark @allnewtpir @SCSA4Life

#Smackdown Shouts: @DAsharpshooters @DXFan619 @youngwiieexy @MisterForth @penguinpop88

Thanks for the #FF!: @PuoNayda @hookmoney @Asimtobirds @RustedMecha @Neosergg @Brad_Coldstream @RustedMecha

Thanks for the #FF!: @TheEvelyonian @FarFromForgot @fredthewolf @pizzalogger @PizzaLogger @Candyflossash @Neshat1Famous

#Smackdown Booker’s coming out in front of this home town, wearing a tux. Didn’t know episode 677 was going to be THIS special.

#Smackdown Booker: “Houston, we have a problem” | Cole: “Ugh, that was clever”

#Smackdown Houston we do have a problem, there’s no way one bite of Mexican food can give Sheamus or anyone the screaming shits.

#Smackdown LOVE how Cole is the only who’s calling Sheamus’ actions down the line while Josh and King are all like “He borrowed it!”

RT @WWEThatsNotPG – STUFFING HIS FACE WITH A “GIANT BURRITO” IS NOT PG

#Smackdown Really? A CSR sign? #LaBarSucks

RT @chux4w – Woah! A black scarf? Who died? #SmackDown

RT @Chux4w – Yeah Alberto, don’t “file legal ramifications.” No one wants that. #SmackDown

#Smackdown ADR: “To ell with everything, you’re on!” | What he actually meant: SCREW THE RULES, I’M RICH!

#Smackdown Booker: “NOW CAN YOU DIG THAT SUCKA!!!!!” | Cole: “I can tell you this, Booker better lay off the caffeine” | Nearly had a stroke

RT @Seanfranchise6 – @5CornersxSmootx Thank you, SETO KAIBA!!!!! lol

#Smackdown *Booker T Trippin BAWLS on Red Bull face*

#Smackdown Sin Cara vs Cody, Cody saying that Sin Cara is ugly, reverting back to Booker COMMENHATING on Sin Cara Hunico’s face.

#Smackdown I’m definitely over the Sin Cara lighting, especially when Sin Cara himself IS ROCKING A DIFFERENT COLOR SEQUENCE!

RT @NotEdKaul – @5CornersxSmootx U-G-L-Y Cara’s got no alibi, he’s ugly. Yeah Yeah, he’s ugly

RT @KeepItFiveStar – Two Months Ago: “Sin Cara’s the most popular wrestler in Mexico” Present: “The man who was once the most popular wrestler in Mexico”

#Smackdown Coming up after the break, Daniel Bryan takes “Just Say No” to a whole new level.

RT @Sekailshtal – @5CornersxSmootx More Yes vs. No shouting matches between Bryan and a random WWE fan. #Smackdown

RT @NotEdKaul – @5CornersxSmootx too bad AW wont be here to offer a counterpoint to that idea #UNSTOPPABLE

(@chux4w @TheRealWB youtu.be/b9P1Aiz73eg Almost beats it.)

#Smackdown Yes Daniel Bryan, you do deserve better than an 18 second match at Wrestlemania and this terrible Summer angle.

#Smackdown NO NEED TO FEAR, PRE-PUBESCENT MELINA IS HERE!

RT @PenguinPop88 – THAT’S WRESTLING AJ. Stupid Sports Entertainment. #WWE #SmackDown

#Smackdown *AJ’s pouring her heart out for Kane* | I’M DYING FOR DANIEL BRYAN TO SCREAM OUT “WHAT A LOAD OF GARBAGE” AGAIN

RT @Chux4w – What a weird “Daniel Bryan” chant. The guy sounds like he has no vocal chords. #SmackDown

RT @DASharpshooters – Daniel Bryan shouldnt shake hands with Kane. Remember what happened with him and Randy Orton? #wwe #Smackdown

#Smackdown Daniel Bryan is running out of here as if Hulkamania brought down the twin towers again.

#Smackdown Booker’s putting Hawkins/Reks in their place. Reks doesn’t want to go back to his other job, loitering NXT

RT @VivaMattyVegas – If a promo involving @steveaustinBSR & @WWEDanielBryan doesn’t happen by years end, I’m going to be disappointed #SmackDown

#Smackdown Oh dear god, Orton’s currently listing off all the people he RKO’d. This could take awhile. Also LOL “Hulk Hogan impostor”

#Smackdown LOL! Jinder Hadji Mahal, says he’s going to be two jobbers quicker than Ryback with pink eye. What a waste of time.

#Smackdown Hadji’s got the Camel Clutch on TWO jobbers, I SO totally want Steiner to come out right now.

#Smackdown THIS IS GREAT, JINDER AND RYBACK ARE HOTSHOTTING EACH OTHER SO MUCH THAT WE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE JOBBERS NAMES ARE.

RT @KeepItFiveStar – Of course Jinder Mahal runs from Ryback! He doesn’t want to catch Pink Eye. It’s contagious.

RT @WhatMathewsSays – Ryback either needs to fix his eye or dye the other one pink.

#Smackdown Next commercial break I’m gonna change clothes and put my dinner in the microwave.

#Smackdown The fuck is this shit? The Jeri-TRON 3000 is on some kind of hoisted up stand instead of being lowered by a chain.

#Smackdown Whelp, I think we all know now why the Highlight Reel’s been on a 2 year hiatus.

RT @Chux4w – Jericho says Vickie looks good for a woman “of her age.” Vickie is less than three years older than Jericho. #SmackDown

#Smackdown *JERICHO OWNING KEVIN NASH ON TWITTER, TOUT FACE* #WHOAAAAA

Sheamus Rape Face? RT @chux4w: The best thing in Tout history? Sure, nothing in the last few months was better than that. Sigh. #SmackDown

#Smackdown I COME FROM MONEY, I COME FROM CLASS… RT @WadeBarrett: This isn’t Fight Club. Too intelligent to fight for fun. I am here for $

#Smackdown Jericho says the old Y2J is back. Great that it had to take a disappointing return and kicking Brazil’s flag to have this happen

#Smackdown Kofi/Truth on commentary for next match | Cole: “Oh no, you don’t believe in an invisible kid?” | Josh: “What’s up little Jimmy”

RT @Garrett_22884 – So @CMPunk can speak out against Chris Brown & Jon Jones but @AWPromotions can’t make a Kobe joke?!?! #WWE

#Smackdown AN AW FAREWELL TRIBUTE MATCH, YES! 🙁

#Smackdown Truth: “Lil Jimmy says Cole talks too much” | YOU’VE USED THAT ONE BEFORE, BLACK LAWLER

#Smackdown WOW, Cole just put over that R-Truth has Arachnophobia.

RT @DASharpshooters – Think about the #MillionsofDollars that AW wont be getting. #wwe #smackdown

RT @KeepItFiveStar – Maybe the WWE can quietly replace AW with Armando Estrada. Bring him back for the 30th time.

#Smackdown WHAT A GREAT SENDOFF FOR A.W., BLACK ON BLACK CRIME #WWEAwful

RT @RegalSas – Leads team to become tag team number one contenders, Gets released.

RT @DannieBear87 – Goodbye AW. You’ll be so missed. #SmackDown

RT @Kisawesomexo – Seriously, @WWE. Who the fuck is gonna make Titus entertaining now? Certainly not his three inch dick, that’s for sure.

#Smackdown HA! We all wish. RT @edward_shore: #Smackdown I thought AW got kafabe fired, not fired for real. @5CornersxSmootx

#Smackdown BOOOOO, ANTONIO CICI’S PIZZA IS MULTI LINGUAL, BOOOOOOOOOO #WWEAwful

Maybe Jericho’s “WANNA-BEES” shirt? RT @chux4w: Has anyone had a worse series of t-shirts than Christian? #SmackDown

#Smackdown Cole to Josh: “You can’t even grasp English” | Cole sounds like he’s desperately missing Booker at ringside.

#Smackdown Back Body Drop into an Uppercut that knocked Christian’s head into the 2nd row. 2 count. Christian hits a spear, wins. #WWEAwful

#Smackdown *Antonio attacks Christian after match by slamming Christian into barricades* | *Christian sells by having a seizure*

RT @RealKevinKelly – Oh and if AW has ANY balls, he’d drive to Providence and try to make a scene at #BoilingPoint. Otherwise, he’s the sellout. #NOJOKE

RT @Garrett_22884 – Did anyone get a still shot of that smile on @AntonioCesaro face when carrying @Christian4Peeps hahaha #WWE #SmackDown

RT @Andy_Salcedo – @5CornersxSmootx because he’s gotten used to bitch to his co-workers, 2010 with Striker, 2011 with Booker. Who does he have now?

Edge’s Rated R simulated splooge shirts then? RT @chux4w: @5CornersxSmootx: That was bad, but only one shirt. Christian’s had a few now.

RT @AndyDandyMandy – #smackdown Cesaro impressed me with his skills. I would love to see more with him & Christian.

RT @Edward_shore – @5CornersxSmootx I prefer CM Punk’s way when talking to Josh: “Shut up, Josh.” #Smackdown

#Smackdown Eve: I need a job | Booker: “We don’t have any jobs” | LINDA, WHY DON’T YOU FIX THIS IF YOU’RE SO SELF CONSCIOUS OVER RAPE JOKES

RT @KeepItFiveStar – I don’t care how bright your turtleneck is, Handsome Eve Torres, it’s not gonna hide that Adam’s apple.

#Smackdown Miz vs Mysterio in the match nobody wants to see, that is of course ReyRey uses his flock of ostriches on Miz.

RT @KeepItFiveStar – WOW! That Spanish kid is SO upset. He was sure he was gonna get Rey’s mask. Rey went with the white kid instead. What a jerk. #Reycist

RT @AWPromotions – @Linda_McMahon : Creates jobs my ass!! I’m fired thanks to you and your campaign.

#Smackdown Reference Red Rooster Starter Kit, Get Endeavor’d RT @RegalSays: Wonder what JBL’s thoughts on commentary would be on Miz now.

#Smackdown Wasn’t paying attention at all during that match, Rey wins with a rollup. #RiseAboveRollups

RT @LightsOutRBT50 – @5CornersxSmootx yea me neither so rey beat miz with a box of fruit rollups?

#Smackdown Alright let’s see how they can squeeze in a WHC match in 8 minutes or less, IE have a blowoff and not give fans what they want.

#Smackdown RicRod’s “AL-BERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…” will be longer than this match

#Smackdown Del Rio’s FCW rent-a-cops pull a swerve and take out Sheamus. LEGIT THOUGHT they were going with a deportation angle.

#Smackdown Gee, how will Sheamus OVERCOME THE ODDS OF AN INJURED ARM…..FOR A THIRD FUCKING TIME!!! #WWEAwful

RT @LiquidBaller – @5CornersxSmootx Del Rio deserves applause for his performance on this #SMACKDOWN I enjoyed that. He should be champ.

#Smackdown Thank god that’s over, that was absolutely dreadful towards the end there. Kaitlyn getting TV time only highlight for me.

RT @WhatMathewsSays – You should all feel bad for ME. Linda is running for Senate in MY state.

RT @AWPromotions – Wanna hear a joke? Titus O Neil is like Halle Berry at a red light… He’s UNSTOPPABLE!!!

#Smackdown Shouts: @Bob_Delph @WWEThatsNotPG @MrsZigglesWorth @Andy_Salcedo @edward_shore @newstouse @LiquidBaller

#Smackdown Shouts: @Diecot @JoelxDRRomantic @GStavrakas @KJStylesWWE @LightsOutRBT50 @mikepiyp @OniRokaku

RT @Executnr – @5CornersxSmootx that was a sucky match Christians spear is losing the excitement. #SMACKDOWN

#Smackdown Shouts: @chux4w @FarFromForgot @Executnr @mikeilusion @OriginalKingD @reeceecup @shanrcarter72 @SekaiIshtal

#Smackdown Shouts: @JJTheMark @BJ_Raji @LexbbyK @nicknaeem @TheRealWB @penguinpop88 @Seanfranchise6

#Smackdown Shouts: @WhatMathewsSays @MknzyMNB @xTWGx @R8ed_M @NotEdKaul @allnewtpir

Thanks for the #FF!: @candyflossash @pizzalogger @WrestleChatNet @penguinpop88 @AdamExtreme @Writtenconsent @MasterGio

Thanks for the #FF!: @davis161073 @fredthewolf @cyborgsumo @Brasshole81 @hookmoney @ERICxSYNGENOR @R8ed_M

Thanks for the #FF!: @WhatMathewsSays @RegalSays @TheJurn @Saiyavenger

#Smackdown I have a video to edit and media to yoink this weekend. See ya Sunday for TNA: Barely Hardcore Justice. Good night!

RT @AWPromotions: You be the judge.. Thanks to whoever made this! pic.twitter.com/S6InOVzW

RT @ShaneHelmsCom – Zoinks “@DirtSheetMafia: @MikeTyson @AWPromotions What the?? pic.twitter.com/Rfqa59nK”