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WWE Smackdown (Tweet Log) – May 4th, 2012

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May 6, 2012

#Smackdown So is YES YES YES the new Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice? Say it thrice and it makes DBryan show up?

RT @ThingsColeSays – I never hated Sheamus as much as I did during this fucking promo. Completely annoying. #Smackdown

#Smackdown WRONG SHOW! RT @Betelgeuse_3: @5CornersxSmootx IT’S SHOWTIME!

#Smackdown I wonder if DB remembered that he has until 5 to stop, only to forget it again for the finish to this blow off match

#Smackdown @RRWWE WITH AN INSANE LOOKING CROSSBODY IN A SUIT, AMAZING.

#Smackdown Jesus if we had known that @RRWWE had ups like that, he could’ve been Kofi’s partner for the tag titles. #ELBOOM

#SmackdownAd CENA MAD. CENA HATE SHITTY CUSTOM CAR. The fuck?

#Smackdown LOL! Docs trying to look at Sheamus with awful acting and Sheamus keeps shying away as if he’s about to get raped.

#Smackdown Cole: “Book, does Little Jimmy have a title around his waist as well?” | #BringBackStriker

#Smackdown 17 minutes in and already there’s too many Mexicans on this show. Hey WWE, you’re not on MyNetworkTV. Ease up on the Latino Demo

#Smackdown WHY IS ABE WASHINGTON, ROSA, AND THE PUERTOS SITTING UP ON THE CHAIRS AS IF THIS IS NXT?

#Smackdown Booker: “I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU CALL IT BUT I CALL IT 2 FEET TO THE MUSH, THAT’S WHAT I’M CALLIN IT” | #BringBackStriker

RT @PenguinPop88 – Slingshot dropkick Book…not that hard… #BringBackStriker #WWE #SmackDown

#Smackdown Booker: “That’s the tag team of personification right there” | Book thinks Kofi or R-Truth is Big Zeek. #BringBackStriker

#Smackdown Kofi and R-Truth retain the tag titles as if this show was still on the CW. Cole, REAL DEAL’s them.

#Smackdown What better way to prove that Brodus Clay is legit, than by having him squash Jack Swagger…coming up after the break.

RT @MrDreKnowsBest – “@5CornersxSmootx: #Smackdown they were watching to see how the tag team champions actually win matches after they become champions.

RT @PenguinPop88 – @5CornersxSmootx Jack IS a former World Champ…not that they’ll mention that. Dolph too.

#Smackdown OKAY, WE DON’T NEED TO PROLONG BRODUS’ ENTRANCE ANYMORE. JUST PLAY ERNEST MILLER’S MUSIC AND SEND THEM OUT

#Smackdown I THINK BOOKER JUST HAD A STROKE SAYING SHUCKIE DUCKIE QUAAAACK QUAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

#Smackdown Cole: “Bet you do the Electric Slide when you go out with your wife” Book: “I call that the funkasauarus slide” #BringBackStriker

RT @TheRealWB – @5CornersxSmootx Best thing to happen on SmackDown ever.

#Smackdown Note to self for upcoming video, include “Inappropriate things to say during Brodus Clay’s entrance”.

#Smackdown RIP DOLPH ZIGGLER

#Smackdown Brodus was about to 10-10-220 Swagger til Swagger left on his own. Brodus’ dancers start dry humping the canvas.

RT @RRWWE – #CrossBody!

#Smackdown WHY IS BOOKER CALLING A DANCE OFF WITH KIDS, SETTLE DOWN THERE BLACK LAWLER.

RT @WWEThatsNotPG – HEY KID ON THE LEFT, HUGS NOT DRUGS LIKE YOUR FAVORITE WRESTLER REY REY

RT @TNACreative – @5CornersxSmootx Wait 6 months for his cousin, Dalton Zagglor to make an impact.

RT @MrDreKnowsBest – I think he’s trying to catch Paul Bearer for the most on screen deaths”@5CornersxSmootx: #Smackdown RIP DOLPH ZIGGLER”

RT @TrueKofi – Anyone see the kid dancing with @brodusclay?! Is the Shoulder shrug a new dance you kids are doing?!

#Smackdown Just FTR, WWE’s putting over A-Train a guy who’s new gimmick isn’t getting over, instead of Lesnar who WWE paid mega $ for.

#Smackdown Think WWE just subtlety put over that DBryan & Del Rio will be starring in Crossarmed Opposites. #Thisguy #NoTHISGuy #BOTHOFUS

#Smackdown DB: “I demand you give me a rematch” | Eve: “Who are you to demand things?” | I demand you to give Stacy Keibler her gimmick back

#Smackdown Damien Shitbox’s debut match, coming out to Hallelujah to squash then funny jewfro to now demented, Derrick Bateman.

#Smackdown Booker: “I already don’t like this guy” | #BringBackStriker

RT @TNACreative – @5CornersxSmootx Now, now. Stacy could emote.

#Smackdown So Frasier Crane here basically said that due to his Enhanced Liver Enzymes, he won’t be facing Derrick Bateman.

#Smackdown BOOKER DOESN’T KNOW WHAT IGNORAMUS IS, JUST LIKE COLLEGE DEGREES AND CARL SAGAN. #BringBackStriker

RT @Dasharpshooters – In fewer words, Damien Sandow wants to wrestle someone who doesnt wrestle on NXT. #wwe #smackdown

#Smackdown Booker: “Like a fish out of water, Bateman’s just FLOPPIN’” | That’s not PG? #BringBackStriker

#Smackdown Sheffield subs in for Damien Shitbox and in the time it takes for Booker to figure out what ignoramus is, Sheffield wins.

RT @NotEdKaul – @5CornersxSmootx so even with a day or 2 of editing they couldnt find a camera angle 2 show ryback’s pyro?

RT @NotEdKaul – @5CornersxSmootx FINISHED! HAM!

#Smackdown According to my history of show notes (which you can find on xSmootx(dot)com) Nov 18th, 2011 – Bateman jobs to Dibiase.

#Smackdown So Bateman wasn’t that far off when he said 5 months. Cole’s an ignoramus for thinking that it was 10.

#Smackdown Kane/Cody Rhodes vs Big Show/Orton, I think I might tune out for a bit here unless Cole/Booker start bickering again.

#Smackdown Booker: “Lemme tell you something about Randy Orton, the only person to stop Randy Orton is Randy Orton” | #BringBackStriker

#Smackdown Hey check out my WreslingGoneWrong friend, @Predicament_AA in his OVW debut match. – youtu.be/gxuK5ZeucJ4

RT @WWEThatsNotPG – I WENT TO A WRESTLING MATCH AND A FIGHT BROKE OUT. YOU ARE THE SHIT WORST SOMETIMES BOOKER

#Smackdown Cole: “If the ref was doing his job, I’d get Big Show out of the corner” | WHAT HAPPENED TO HE HAS TIL 5 COLE? #BringBackStriker

Cause Sheffield has Bald Bull/Soda Popinski down pat. RT @penguinpop88: Why does Big Show not have a Punch-Out villain gimmick? #SmackDown

#Smackdown Cole: “Cody’s wise pulling the rope” | Booker: “C’MON, WHAT’S WISE ABOUT PULLING THE ROPE DOWN!…” | FFS. #BringBackStriker

#Smackdown Pro: Cole and Booker bickering is great, gives me ammo for upcoming project. Con: Have to rewatch this show and this tag match.

#Smackdown You are correct sir! RT @karnuj: @5CornersxSmootx I can only imagine that means “For Fucks Sake” #INeedANuDictionary

#Smackdown Orton/Big Show win the match, Booker’s all “DOWN GOZE COOODEE, DOWN GOZE COOODEE” #BringBackStriker

#Smackdown We’re back and The Future Endeavorer, Layla here to make Natalya be out of the job.

#Smackdown Not enough SENDING FOR THE MAN. RT @NotEdKaul: @5CornersxSmootx wtf is up with all the smiling in this match?

#Smackdown Layla gets the win due to Natalya’s recent intake of Beano. Strangely, the Bellas get another mention about being fired. Work?

#Smackdown Cena, you’re winning nobody over wearing a CM Punk shirt on a Syfy show nobody gives two shits about.

#Smackdown GM Eve = Stephanie with a maple glaze.

#Smackdown TEDDY GOING TO OIL UP CLAUDIO CATASTROPHE FOR HIS PHOTO OP WITH AKSANA, THIS IS GAYER THAN JINDER AND KHALI’S PHOTO SESSION.

RT @WWEThatsNotPG – TEDDY DESERVES A RAISE JOSH? HELL, HE JUST GAVE CESARO ONE AND THAT’S NOT PG EITHER

RT @TnaCreative – @5CornersxSmootx Seems Pat Patterson sat in on a booking meeting.

#Smackdown AJ and Kaitlyn to make up here. I’m sitting here chanting LEZ OUT, LEZ OUT, LEZ OUT

#Smackdown So apparently each week is “how can AJ slap Kaitlyn?”, much like Charlie Brown kicking the football from Lucy.

#Smackdown LOL! They actually have stock file footage of WWE’s Private Jet…without DX involvement.

#Smackdown Raw Rebound – King: “SOMEBODY GET IN THERE AND BREAK HIS ARM” | *Shot of Lesnar breaking HHH’s arm*

#Smackdown LOL! Cole’s burying the fuck out WWEdotcom for not having no news on the Lesnar/HHH story. Styles too busy RT’ing an unfunny lady

RT @JackieFiest – @5CornersxSmootx It’s men like you, that make comments like that, that make women into lesbians. I’m sure girls “lez out” around you a lot.

#Smackdown Does the internet count? @JackieFiest

#Smackdown AJ: Hey Kaitlyn, does my hand smell funny? *SLAP* #AJslappingKaitlynScenarios

RT @TNACreative – @5CornersxSmootx What did @TarynTerrell hand say to @TheDrewMcIntyre face? SLAP! #AJslappingKaitlynScenarios

RT @Karnuj – @5CornersxSmootx the last time i remember seeing an angle where a diva was slap happy she was released right before summerslam

#Smackdown Cole: “What are you a doctor?” | Booker: “He’s got his arm wrapped up” | GREAT R-TRUTH LIKE OBSERVATION #BringBackStriker

#Smackdown Del Rio just called Sheamus an Irish Peasant, only a matter of time til ADR says Sheamus should go back home in his potato boat.

#Smackdown We’re back and DB is crotching Sheamus’ bad arm. Del Rio stewing on the headset hating both the Irish and Vegans.

#Smackdown DB with the Benoit headbutt, 2 count. CHRIS BENOIT, BURIED…BOTH FIGURATIVELY AND LITERALLY.

#Smackdown DEL RIO IS SO SILENT ON THE MIC, I COMPLETELY FORGOT HE WAS OUT HERE.

#Smackdown Sheamus with a DOUBLE DOSE of the Irish Hand Grenade Musical Chairs, 2 count.

#Smackdown Booker: “That was a 2 1/2 count, something that doesn’t happen with Sheamus on his back” | Or Scott Armstrong reffing.

#Smackdown IF DANIEL BRYAN WASN’T GOING TO KILL HIS FAMILY BEFORE, HE MIGHT NOW AFTER HE GOT BROGUE KICKED COMING OFF THE TOP ROPE.

#Smackdown Last words on the air – Booker: “Ya gotta know it, and ya gotta love it” | #BringBackStriker

#Smackdown I’m disappointed, 1 week after the attack nobody asked Josh what it was like getting hurled into an artsy sliding screen door.

#Smackdown That being said SD was better than RAW this week, even with Eve’s secretary GM penis, slave Teddy, and an Orton tag match.

RT @WWEThatsNotPG – I’M DOING AN INCREDIBLY ABBREVIATED VERSION OF SHOUTS TONIGHT: FOLLOW @5CornersxSmootx FOR TWEETS THAT ARE MOSTLY FUNNIER THAN MINE.

#Smackdown Again, be sure to check out @Predicament_AA in his OVW debut match. Let him know what you think – youtu.be/gxuK5ZeucJ4

#Smackdown Daniel Bryan and Del Rio to possibly star in Cross-armed Opposites youtu.be/5LiK9i8FXmo #WWENetworkIdeas

#Smackdown Shouts: @BattleOn_ @WWEThatsNotPG @JoelxDRRomantic @jonyuzon__ @xxrickybabyxx @PuoNayda @penguinpop88

#Smackdown Shouts: @Andy_Salcedo @yawsrko @karnuj @TNACreative @ixnay219 @MrDreknowsbest @JackieFiest @twiztidskull

#Smackdown Shouts: @Kaibutsu @Executnr @NotEdKaul @allnewtpir @K1NG_OTR @BJ_Raji @JimJohnstonWWE @TheRealWB

#Smackdown Shouts: @ProWrestlingGuy @CestMoiLizzy @ZackZiggler @Echo2Oblivion @KingMatt2006 @emperor_domi

Thanks for the #FF!: @WWEThatsNotPG @MrDreknowsbest @NotEdKaul @stevie_zace @fredthewolf @pizzalogger @Neshat1Famous

Thanks for the #FF!: @JimeEsponja @CandyFlossash

That’s going to be it for me, I’ll try get 2 weeks worth of shows up on the site tomorrow. Bad weather moving in….

Have a great weekend and I’ll catch ya guys tomorrow.

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TNA Impact Wrestling (Tweet Log) – May 3rd, 2012

Filed Under: TNA, Tweetalongs by smoot — Leave a comment
May 6, 2012

Last week’s #ImpactWrestling – Samoa Joe/Magnus retain titles. Going up ramp Kaz/Daniels “attack” them by nudging them and SJ/BM fall down

Last Week’s #ImpactWrestling – Flair: “Google me, hahaha that’s my wife’s favorite line” | You have a wife?

Last Week’s #ImpactWrestling – Flair: “Good lord, and people wonder why I don’t like wrestling fans” | Because they know what they want?

Last Week’s #ImpactWrestling Taz: “Look, anytime when someone wears 2 different colors of denim on worldwide TV, you know they’re sad”

Last Week’s #ImpactWrestling Flair: “Dixie Carter should be somewhere on her knees, thanking you [Eric]” | UHHH THAT’S NOT PG!

Last Week’s #ImpactWrestling Okay, that’s Rollex watch inside of a Rolex box.

Last Week’s #ImpactWrestling Mid card faces come out and give their 2¢ to Bischoff. Garrett gets MCMG chants & Borash gets RVD chants. Okay

Last Week’s #ImpactWrestling Borash: “While football has the Hall of Fame and the Dallas Cowboys have the RING OF HONOR” | HEY, HEY HEY!

Last Week’s #ImpactWrestling Fans go bonkers over Garrett and JB shoving Eric into a port-a-potty. Man, How OVER is Borash right now?

Last Week’s #ImpactWrestling Taz: “This is the shits!” | For this episode, yeah it has been Taz

#ImpactWrestling Pretty much sums up how I felt about the show when I turned the TV off at 10:30 last week – img.ly/hNZX

Maybe this week’s episode will be better than last week’s, maybe I’ll see a pig fly. #ImpactWrestling, NEXT!!!

#ImpactWrestling Flair: “You don’t wanna piss off the one and only Wrestling God, WOOOOO!” | @xTWGx?

#ImpactWrestling Flair: “Hogan likes to play with me” | PHRASING RIC

RT @Allnewtpir – @5CornersxSmootx @xTWGx JBL.

#ImpactWrestling Flair: “You, [Hogan] are good, but I’m the baddest man in the planet” | Mike Tyson?

#ImpactWrestling Flair: “What do I gotta do, take Dixie back to the Hard Rock?” | Rehab?

#ImpactWrestling Hogan: “Relax Flair, I’m not here to fight you” | Crowd: “BOOOOOO” | WHY ARE YOU BOOING THAT, HOGAN’S A MILLION YEARS OLD

#ImpactWrestling Flair’s mad about Bischoff being gone, Hogan wants Flair to be a Gut Check judge, Deranged Flair thinks it’s a setup

#ImpactWrestling Flair: “You’re right, I love hangin around the kids, I’ll do it” | Flair you’re a bit old saying that casually.

#ImpactWrestling So Flair puts up a fight of not being a judge, Hogan’s all “C’mon, this is Terry Bolea here”, Flair’s all “FINEEEEE”.

RT @Bhratbrat – @allnewtpir @5CornersxSmootx Does the Vince McMahon dance. I said Step Back and we gotta GO GO GO

RT @Chux4w – What? Rayne time is coming early tonight! What motivation do I have to keep watching then? AJ’s secret? No chance. #Impact

#ImpactWrestling An all clothed up slow camera pan up of Christy Hemme kicks off the knockouts match.

#ImpactWrestling Makeup. RT @WellYoureWrong: Why does Velvet’s face look different?

#ImpactWrestling That too, might be the weave extensions or something. RT @WellYoureWrong: @5CornersxSmootx I think it’s the hair actually,

#ImpactWrestling Still think Alex Silva should’ve climbed the Aggro Crag instead of putting Robbie E due to terrible booking. #GutCheck

Just think how great this match would be if @thebellatwins dominated everyone. #ImpactTonight #ImpactFansMatter #IMPACTWRESTLING

RT @Allnewtpir – @5CornersxSmootx #doyouhaveit?

#ImpactWrestling Taz: “There’s nobody hotter than Brooke Tessmacher” | He says as Brooke is standing next to Velvet.

RT @MizfitMathew – The Big Announcement: #TNA Nytro to debut on May 30th.

#ImpactWrestling HOLY SHIT! Vintage TNA footage back when they weren’t utter garbage.

#ImpactWrestling Chris Jericho? RT @Hurley926: Can’t believe @gailkimITSME lost to a wannabe. @5CornersxSmootx

#ImpactWrestling RVD’s running down a bunch of his nicknames and catchphrases while saying nothing in this promo.

RT @bhratbrat -@5CornersxSmootx wasn’t that like back from their Fox Sports Net days? #shakeshead

#ImpactWrestling SOMEBODY QUEUE THIS, STAT! RT @FTheWheeler: @5CornersxSmootx is it Urlacher vs Fairplay

#ImpactWrestling Roode comes out. Fans chanting “YOU ARE GARBAGE Clap clap clapclapclap”. HEY CROWD, YOU’RE A WEEK LATE

#ImpactWrestling Roode pulls a pick your poison setup for tonight. RVD picks Anderson for Roode, Roode picks Meth Hardy for RVD. #TNAwful

#ImpactWrestling The SMART choices would’ve been Roode/Storm so Storm can stop being emo and RVD/Abyss because Abyss nearly killed RVD.

RT @Hurley926 — @5CornersxSmootx RVD has no inflection. Piss poor promo. At least @REALBobbyRoode can talk and look like a mini, brunette @Tnamattmorgan

RT @FtheWheeler – @5CornersxSmootx i can’t lie i enjoyed the Nashville shows but it had quite the wrestlecrap

#ImpactWrestling Robbie E vs D-Von for the TV Title….BECAUSE YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY SEEN THIS MATCH BEFORE.

#ImpactWrestling Oh I’m sorry, Rob TERRY is the one getting the shot. Sorry, I couldn’t see from him being buried under an idiotic gimmick.

#ImpactWrestling LOL! Tenay’s putting over how we’ll be able to see what it’s like for road agents to scout talent for #GutCheck.

#ImpactWrestling Robbie E smashes the bedazzled clipboard across D-Von’s head, all while wearing a cardigan sweater. D-Von retains

#ImpactWrestling AL SNOW JUST JACKED WWE’S SENIOR VICE PRESIDENT OF TALENT RELATIONS LINE…AND BRUCE PRITCHARD’S THE 3RD JUDGE.

#ImpactWrestling Brick Shed of Shame RT @NotEdKaul: @5CornersxSmootx Taz “He’s built like a brick you know what” a brick toilet? Panda?

When he wore the turkey suit, img.ly/bixl RT @TNACreative: Anyone remember the last time @RobTerryImpact mattered. #IMPACTWRESTLING

#ImpactWrestling Flair’s shitting on Alex Silva, understandable. Pritchard has the balls to bring up the X-Division. Just wow.

#ImpactWrestling Flair: “The fans do not run our business” | Judging from the buy rates, I disagree.

#ImpactWrestling Yes RT @SpinninToeHold: “@WellYoureWrong: @SpinninToeHold I dunno what’s worse.. Gut Check or Idol.” that is a tough one.

#ImpactWrestling How can you take an idea like #GutCheck and run it into the ground? By having Bruce Pritchard questioning the X-Division

#ImpactWrestling Hogan’s making Anderson’s match a No DQ match as if Anderson’s trying to rejoin Immortal again.

#ImpactWrestling Jeff Hardy’s theme sounds like something that sounded normal at first until somebody ran it through an Instagram filter.

#ImpactWrestling While Eric Bischoff claims Steiner’s a Roid/Drug addict, RVD and Meth Hardy are squaring off in the ring right now.

RT @Chux4w – I really enjoyed this match 10 years ago. 10 years, countless injuries and a jail sentence ago. #Impact

#ImpactWrestling RVD/Jeff Hardy pretty good match. Roode comes down and interferes. RVD still gets the win. Guess that’s $45 saved.

RT @Dasharpshooters – RVD winning with something that isnt the Five Star Frog Splash is just wrong. #Impactwrestling #tna

#ImpactWrestling Man, it’s almost as if @JOSEPHPARK_esq should resort to, I dunno, milk cartons to help find his brother.

#ImpactWrestling Borash, dishing how he hated Bischoff to Hervey. Bully Ray now in his face and carting JB out to the ring by his tie.

#ImpactWrestling Bully Ray to Borash: “GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES! GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES” | Spike’s getting away with murder here.

#ImpactWrestling Bully Ray: “I’m so sick and tired of all this anti bullying this and anti bullying that” | BULLY RAY IS ME!

#ImpactWrestling Bully Ray: “I say we should start a new campaign, a ‘Stop Being a Little Bitch Campaign’” | Also known as Be A Star

#ImpactWrestling Austin Aries coming down to get in Bully Ray’s face, and making note how he too doesn’t care about Borash either #Ballzilla

#ImpactWrestling Then this show would get higher than 1.0. RT @allnewtpir: @5CornersxSmootx Whereas if it was one of the knockouts…

#ImpactWrestling Kaz and Daniels snickering at the blackmail over AJ Styles, Kurt’s grumpy. Kaz & Daniels thinks it’s the Ostrich jerky.

#ImpactWrestling WOW, TNA’S TRYING TO FISH THE SHITTY JAMES STORM MUSIC VIDEO FOR CMT’S TOP 20 SHOW. JUST WOW.

#ImpactWrestling So we have some kind of 6-man kerfuffle match going on here, based off of the garbage of last 2 weeks.

RT @Chux4w – Are we supposed to care that Styles, Daniels and Joe are in the ring together again? Because I don’t. #Impact

#ImpactWrestling SAMOA JOE, YOU CANNOT FLEX. YOU’RE FAT. STOP IT.

#ImpactWrestling What? Daniels and Kaz tried to reveal the blackmail of AJ Styles only to prolong it again? Shocking I say. #BischoffSwerve

RT @SandoraElite – @5CornersxSmootx You mean B*****ff

#ImpactWrestling Apparently CMT > Movies RT @DAsharpshooters: @DaBlackPope is in Dark Knight Rises. You’d think TNA would put him on TV.

#ImpactWrestling Why is there overdramatic music playing for this? This is fucking terrible.

#ImpactWrestling TNA: Where Overdramatic Music Playing to Judge New Talent Matters

#ImpactWrestling Why are they taking this long to waffle on a new guy joining? They do know that Sorenson is in the hospital? #GetWellJesse

RT @DASharpshooters – Alex Silva is the next SILENT RAGE. #Impactwrestling #tna

#ImpactWrestling Apparently a lame 30 sec promo where you talk to marks followed by another lame 30 sec promo, can flip flop Flair’s opinion

RT @Chux4w – This was much better when Austin did it on Tough Enough. #Impact

#ImpactWrestling It’s one thing to have the suspense music on Tough Enough, it’s another to shoe horn it on a terribly taped program.

#ImpactWrestling So if Anderson/Roode is NoDQ, what’s stopping RVD from getting revenge on Roode for his fiddle-faddling earlier?

#ImpactWrestling Can Anderson stay coherent enough before a wild Meth Hardy chair shot gives him another concussion, STAY TUNED!

#ImpactWrestling Gotta say this episode, as terrible as it is, is much MUCH better than last week and a lot better than @WWE #RAW Monday.

Already made that joke twice RT @KeepItFiveStar: I think #GutCheck should be TNA hopefuls climbing the Aggro Crag. Winner gets the contract.

#ImpactWrestling IT’S 2011 ALL OVER AGAIN!

#ImpactWrestling Music director must really like the “I’M OFF DA CHAIN, TIME TO GO AGAINST THE GRAIN” part of Roode’s song.

Not a great show. Fine, but nothing special. I hope Gut Check is cut down a bit next month, that was ridiculous. #Impact

Nobody watches, so it’s okay. RT @DAsharpshooters: Bobby Roode really did spoil the ending to #Impactwrestling with his tweet wow.

RT @Dasharpshooters – I liked everything Bully Ray was involved in tonight. Also liked Gutcheck a little. Wrestling wasnt bad either. #Impactwreslting #tna

Garrett, BURIED RT @ScottSteiner: Brought u out of yur hole,first off if you want to call anybody a drug abuser look no further than yur son

RT @ScottSteiner – 609Garrett was a 140 lb non-athletic pussy in high school,but as everybody can see he can take

RT @ScottSteiner – Everything under the sun but it hasnt improved his athletic ability,the apple doesnt fall far from the tree

#ImpactWrestling Shouts: @KeepItFiveStar @PuoNayda @JoelxDRRomantic @PuoNayda @SandoraElite @TheArturoChapa @Hurley926

#ImpactWrestling Shouts: @MasterGio @radiofreeg @twiztidskull @DeaconKirby @FearlessRiOT @Warn63 @allnewtpir @TheJoshMcGuire

#ImpactWrestling Shouts: @Aquaman247 @philiplinde @DizzyPeace @Stunners4All @TNACreative @NotEdKaul @feelingventi

#ImpactWrestling Shouts: @BenT215 @FTheWheeler @MrDreknowsbest @bhratbrat @ZachG96 @R8ed_M @GetGlueWWE

#ImpactWrestling Shouts: @WellYoureWrong @DennisUltima @boondocksMN @FakeSting03 @FemmeJoMo @ihateyanks27 @TheRealWB

RT @ScottSteiner – Let me educate u on Shoneys,first off this wasnt a paid appearance,i was there on behalf of my friend

RT @ScottSteiner – Of 18 yrs who purchased the Shoneys Brand 6 yrs ago for around $300 million,and its no

RT @ScottSteiner – Longer a greasy fast food joint as u suggest,you would have known this if u ever went to the Tna offices

RT @KeepItFiveStar – Does anyone know what show this happened to Matt Hardy on? I need to see it: 27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3gcd6H…

#ImpactWrestling I’m gonna let @ScottSteiner close out the night. Have a good one, see ya for #Smackdown tomorrow.

#ImpactWrestling Also, Shoney’s is awesome. Love going there whenever the chance comes up.

RT @ScottSteiner – Bcuz Shoneys corporate offices are also in Nashville,but as you like to brag your too high class and make

RT @ScottSteiner – Too much money to eat at a place like that,well the # 609 suggests you aint high class at all

RT @TNACreative – @ScottSteiner Once @ReyMysterio third strikes, we’ll team him with @GarettBischoff as Booyaka Booyaka 609. Need feed back on this idea.

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WWE RAW (Tweet Log) – April 30th, 2012

Filed Under: RAW, Tweetalongs, WWE by smoot — Leave a comment
May 6, 2012

#RAW LOL! They actually put Brock Lesnar at the tail end of the intro. TOO BAD THAT DOESN’T MEAN SHIT CAUSE HE LOST LAST NIGHT.

RT @Stevie_Zace – @5CornersxSmootx last nights ppv wasnt starring brock lesnar so its ok he lost #RAW

Fucking this that everybody’s forgetting RT @WWE_Creative: Nothing brings legitimacy quite like jobbing in your first match back #RAWTonight

#RAW It’s all about the game and if you can play it, it’s all about the ego and if you can stomach it.

RT @TableOfJapan – Did Ace call HHH the “CAO”? Because 3 letters are hard to remember… #Raw

Then I want Chris Benoit. RT @TheRealWB: Triple H is essentially a giant reset button. #WWE #RAW

#RAW HHH: “The name of this show will always be Monday Night RAW” | ….Supershow.

RT @RealityofChris – Brock looks like he’s going to go off on someone right now…or cry.

RT @WellYoureWrongBrock is like “WHY YOU TEAR PAPER, BROCK SAD” #RAW

RT @WhatMathewsSays – Triple H should just say: “Brock, this show can’t be about you because EVERYTHING IN WWE IS ABOUT ME.”

#RAW I really want Brock to F5 HHH, however that would lead to a match with HHH which I don’t want. I can’t win.

RT @xChillerONEx – Haha Raw is War is trending because of HHH’s ignorance. #WWE #Raw

#RAW This is ridiculous, HHH is talking down to Brock as if he’s retarded. Laryngitis is trying to stick up for him. #Meathead

RT @WWEThatsNotPG – “THE GREAT WHITE CABBAGE” SIGN

#RAW King: “Somebody get in there and break his arm!” | WAY TO GO KING!

#RAW Guess we won’t get HHH/Lesnar…for now. The show is saved!

RT @CageSideSeats – Brock want jet. Brock want limo. Suit man promised this! #raw

RT @Cynicjrh – R-Truth: “WE HAVE TO GO SAVE HUNTER! HE FIRED ME ONCE, BUT FUCK IT, NO ONE REMEMBERS!” #wwe #raw

RT @TNACreative – Triple-H sold a legitimate quad tear less than he’s selling this. #RAW

RT @WrestleSarcasm – If Brock kills Orton next the IWC will go balls deep in him.

#RAW Yeah his arm’s not broken. Very good magic on Lesnar and HHH’s behalf.

#RAW Eve comes out and announces tonight’s episode is a Beat the Clock Sprint. CAN WE GET LESNAR TO SNAP HER ARM TOO?

RT @WWEThatsNotPG – EVE, FAKING THE URGENCY AND INTENSITY JUST MADE YOU SOUND CONSTIPATED

#RAW So after that ruckus start of the show, the wind is immediately taken out of the sails due to the beat the clock gimmick. I blame HHH.

#RAW 2 MINUTES HAVE ELAPSED AND MIZ IS MAKING SANTINO LOOK LIKE HE’S WRESTLING ANDRE THE GIANT #BeatTheNonsense

#RAW Well at least Miz beat Wade Barrett’s Smackdown time the last time WWE dusted this gimmick off.

#RAW 4:18 is the time to beat, my money’s on Sheamus shaving 4 minutes off of it in the main event tonight. #BeatTheNonsense

RT @TheRealWB – Miz is in danger of becoming the new Ryder, and nobody wants two of him.

RT @K1NG_OTR – Soooooo that pre-show has no point at all from last night and Miz should be champ? Ugh #WWE #RAW

#RAW LAYLA JUST BEAT THE BELLA, QUICKER THAN MIZ BEAT SANTINO TONIGHT AND SHEAMUS BEATING DBRYAN

#RAW HOW DEAD IS THIS CROWD?

#RAW Whoever’s booking these WWE shows needs to be fired. How the fuck are you going to have a Divas match be quicker than #BeatTheNonsense?

RT @CestMoiLizzy – @5CornersxSmootx They should hire a couple of us.

#RAW Just like last time WWE used the #BeatTheNonsense gimmick, this is an accurate summary of the show so far tonight: img.ly/blgL

RT @GKickPerry – @5CornersxSmootx Pretty sure that was Vince saying “We met our Divas quota tonight, right? Good.”

#RAW Jericho vs Big Show, the Viewer’s Choice rematch 2 years later that still nobody wants.

#RAW King stating how he likes the #BeatTheNonsense concept tonight. VINTAGE KING NEVER WATCHING SMACKDOWN

#RAW Cole: “When was the last time you saw the Big Show utilize a small package” | Ever since he started watching TNA.

#RAW JERICHO JUST TIPPED BIG SHOW OVER THE TOP ROPE AS IF THIS WAS AN OVER THE TOP CHALLENGE AND WAS STILL 2010.

#RAW Jericho gets Big Show counted out, Black Ref fucks up the finish by losing track of time, impromptu commercial break. #BeatTheNonsense

#RAW LOL! AFTER ALL THAT SHIT, MIZ STILL RETAINS HIS TIME. LEGITIMACY FOLKS.

RT @ShaneHelmsCom – I think an “audible” just got called.

Probably. RT @DAsharpshooters: “THEY SORTED IT OUT” – Did Vince McMahon just say “screw it, lets roll with this”? #wwe #Raw

#RAW ZOMG THIS! RT @supermetsk31: @5CornersxSmootx thank god no hornswoggle

#RAW Cole: “Won a dance contest once on this show” | King: “I like to see you dance off with Naomi” | Cole: “I did on NXT” | King, BURIED!

RT @WWE_Creative – Earlier today @Jtg1284 asked us if he was in a dark match. Our reply was “Sort of.” #RAWTonight

RT @TheRealWB – Cole: “Won a dance contest once on this show” | King: “I like to see you dance off with Naomi” | Cole: “I did on NXT” | King: What’s NXT?

#RAW JTGARBAGE #THEDACTYL!

#RAW Brodus Clay’s Funkasaurus gimmick WILL NEVER get old. Love it.

#RAW KIDS DANCING WITH BRODUS CLAY > HORNSWOGGLE

Give him a title. RT @Real_KevinChuff: @5CornersxSmootx you bitch about everything else but love brodus clay…I love him too but c’mon #RAW

#RAW What happened to Lobster Bib David Otunga? Is he on a 3 week coffee run for Batista? #BLACKSTERPIECE

#RAW Should’ve made a tag match. RT @supermetsk31: @5CornersxSmootx Do what you do better than anyone, leave. Doesn’t make sense Eve

#RAW Johnny, Eve’s breasticles aren’t that great man.

RT @WWE_Creative – Contrary to what Michael Cole just yelled, it isn’t called Beaver Clock. #RAWTonight

RT @Reeceecup – @5CornersxSmootx LOL he’s with jhud for the murder trial

#RAW Can Randy Orton beat Jack Swagger in less time than a Ted Dibiase promo? #BeatTheNonsense – img.ly/blgL

#RAW DID RANDY ORTON JUST HURT HIMSELF AND BLURT A NO-NO WORD ON AIR?

#RAW It says something when slow-ass Scott Armstrong counts better than Black Ref. Black Ref fucked up majorly tonight. #BeatTheNonsense

The one with the fastest time. RT @penguinpop88: *sigh*. Mk, who’s actually winning this thing? #WWE #Raw

RT @PenguinPop88 – @5CornersxSmootx I MEANT IT WON’T BE ORTON SMARTASS. lol, well played.

#RAW Is Vince Russo booking this show?

#RAW Let’s see if Rosa Mendes can fight off the onslaught of R-Truth and Kofi for the tag titles? #BeatTheNonsense

RT @TNACreative – The large pennies are on the line! Actually, they’re worth less. #RAW

Off the wall booking does that RT @Aquaman247: Medic for @WWE is getting a ton of air time lately. Anyone else notice that? #Raw

RT @UltimateMarkout – ALL THE DETAILS RIGHT NOW ON WWE.COM. HERE’S THE DETAILS: “THEY GOT FIRED.”

#RAW We’re back and I’m just getting word in my ear, that indeed tonight’s show, fucking sucks. #BeatTheNonsense

RT @TNACreative – The borderline useless @TheBellaTwins were released. Now we have a chance to sign them. They can even run wild like @gailkimITSME did. #RAW

#RAW 2 worthless people won the even more worthless tag team championships off of Rosa Mendes. #BeatTheNonsense

#RAW IF YOU THOUGHT THIS SHOW WASN’T TERRIBLE ENOUGH, STAY TUNED KHALI VS KANE IN A #BEATTHENONSENSE MATCH RIGHT AFTER THIS.

#RAW Love how WWE got the Nickelodeon announcer to plug the Wrestlemania 28 Box Set.

Listen to Hulk Hogan’s ideas RT @TableofJapan: Followers, time for a game. Things you’d rather do than watch a Kane vs. Khali match! #Raw

#RAW WOW, THEY COMPLETELY CUT ABE WASHINGTON OFF TALKING TO ROSA FOR KHALI. THIS SHOW TONIGHT IS TERRIBLE.

#RAW Even Randy Orton watching this match on the monitor in the back looks like he rather be elsewhere right now.

#RAW This 4:16 match seems like an eternity.

RT @xChillerONEx – #Raw tonight is actually making me looking forward to watching #ImpactWrestling this week! #shitIneverbelieveIwouldsay Nice work #WWE!

#RAW Never thought I’d be so relieved to hear the NXT buzzer in my life before. What a complete waste of time.

RT @RyanonRasslin – DANCE PARTY KHALI HAS NO TIME FOR ABE WASHINGTON’S BULLSHIT. #WWE #Raw

#RAW DBryan vs the Black Silhouette featured in the main event for #OverTheLimit, as #BeatTheNonsense continues.

#RAW Smackdown’s main event is Sheamus/Orton vs Kane/DBryan. And who says Teddy Long isn’t running the show anymore?

#RAW DBryan vs Jerry Lawler where Cole makes NO MENTION of King’s absence during the break. Fans chanting YES YES YES.

#RAW *DBryan hitting King* | Fans: “YES, YES!” | *King hits DBryan | Fans: “NO, NO!”

RT @HeelWrestling – To be fair to King, he’s still great in the ring considering he’s 62. More championships than any other man in wrestling history. Ever.

#RAW Diving Fist Drop off the top, 2 count. I think King needs to go for the piledriver, that move that’s totally banned in WWE to win here.

#RAW Punk vs DBryan, former MITB holders, squaring off for the WWE title at Over the Limit. Too bad it doesn’t mean anything.

#RAW John Cena vs a 2006 Blacked Out Ken Kennedy at #OverTheLimit, Laryngitis to confirm this as #BeatTheNonsense continues.

Agreed, it’s a shame @WWE doesn’t treat it as such. RT @AndyDandyMandy: @5CornersxSmootx It means great wrestling to me.

SURE, SURE, SURE! RT @AdamExtreme: Umm…lemme see… #YES #YES #YES RT @MrsZigglesworth: So… DB is now a #RAW guy?

RT @DASharpshooters – John Cena better be fighting Kharma at Over The Limit or Im gonna be pissed. #wwe #Raw

#RAW INB4 LesnarMakesAReturnAndKicksCenaInHisFruityPebbles

#GimmickInfringement! RT @WWE_Creative: Hey, @JohnCena stole Triple H’s gimmick #RAWTonight

#RAW What the fuck is with the audio issues in the last 15 minutes of the show here tonight? Can anything go right?

RT @TheRealWB – Black slings now in stock at WWEShop.com #WWE #Raw

#RAW Zeus for WWE Hall of Fame.

#RAW Cena: “He says I should be thanking him” | Fans: “WHAT?” | Cena: “He says I should be thanking him” | Fans: “WHAT?”

#RAW LOL! RT @fredthewolf: @5CornersxSmootx HBK should induct him so the both of them could see straight. #thatwasbadtosay

#RAW WWE: Ok so you guys like DB vs Punk for the WWE title? Well we’re going to overshadow it with Cena vs a guy who can’t go over. Deal?

#RAW LIKE I SAID, CENA VS A GUY WHO CAN’T GO OVER

RT @NotEdKaul – @5CornersxSmootx “Let me introduce to you, your opp..(music)” #epicproductionnight

#RAW GREAT CAMERA WORK TO MISS THE CHAIR SHOT TO CENA’S ARM. #TNAWFUL

#RAW They should’ve renamed “RAW” to “A German Porn Star’s mouth”, because it was full of shit.

#RAW Shouts: @xxrickybabyxx @AndyDandyMandy @NotEdKaul @King_LAW @CestMoiLizzy @shanrcarter72 @MasterGio

#RAW Shouts: @ZachG96 @JoelxDRRomantic @K1NG_OTR @MattyNitro @shelley_budd @fredthewolf @Woodzy_B @Mr_Professor

#RAW Shouts: @DaRealYoungHaak @BCWood13 @WWEThatsNotPG @NatalieS189 @JimJohnstonWWE @Executnr @Real_KevinChuff

#RAW Shouts: @thetommythomas @supermetsk31 @TableofJapan @L0ngIslandIcedV @FizzVsTheWorld @Shez420 @GKickPerry

#RAW Shouts: @ShowtimeCR @Aquaman247 @penguinpop88 @paperdevil101 @ZackZiggler @reeceecup @_JetWorldOrder @PuoNayda

Shoulda been him over King RT @DAsharpshooters: Why is Ziggler not getting the love anymore? He should’ve competed tonight. #wwe #Raw

#RAW Shouts: @stevie_zace @shyguy_2004 @TheRealWB @Brasshole81 @ChrisDoc666 @theKingsy @MrDreknowsbest @Hayes_Potter

#RAW Shouts: @BigSnt @twiztidskull @DaCrazyB @xChillerONEx @J_Dub7246755@CamelClutchBlog @allnewtpir

#RAW Shouts: @RULLUR @JediCat1965 @HSprachrohr @OniRokaku @northernhatter @HEELMachoMoose

RT @AndyDandyMandy – @5CornersxSmootx So that’s what gets those german people off? Doesn’t sound healthy.

RT @WWEThatsNotPG – THIS. GET ON THIS LOVERS AND FRIENDS. RT @bmdavis09 @WWEThatsNotPG We should trend #MondayNightWHARRGARBL

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WWE Extreme Rules (Tweet Log) – April 29th, 2012

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May 6, 2012

Dominos is on the way. Got Ham/Jalapeno, the Philly/Bacon white sauce, and Bacon/Roasted Red Peppers. #HAMMYJALAPENO! #ExtremeRules

By the way, Hammy Jalapeno would totally make a great wrestling name.

RT @VivaMattyVegas – @5CornersxSmootx Let’s Go Hammy, Hammy Sucks.

RT @TNACreative – Tonight @WWEDanielBryan is assured his match will be longer. Give them the best 1:30 since Victory Road. #ExtremeRules

#ExtremeRules Not going to live, the preshow theme music of Shinedown is actually not that bad. Highly catchy.

youtu.be/J3GnGIbUZMM MICHAEL COLE AND MATT STRIKER ARE CURRENTLY GOING OVER LINES #ExtremeRules

#ExtremeRules Miz: “Am I supposed to be happy that I’m on the preshow? Am I supposed to be all ‘WHOOPEE! I’m in the preshow?’”

#ExtremeRules Sign: “I paid to see Daniel Bryan”

#ExtremeRules Miz: “I can’t possibly suck because I’m not from Chicago *arm pump*” | I love how the YouTube preshow is now Sunday Night Heat

#ExtremeRules Cole to Striker: “First I had to do Superstars with you and now I’m doing the preshow. Where’s my career going” | #Commenhatin

#ExtremeRules Santino retains in a pretty good match, despite the arm condom. Hope it’s Cole, King, and Striker for the show tonight.

#ExtremeRules AJ’s first theme does not fit at all when describing a Divas match for Extreme Rules. Sorry.

RT @NotEdKaul – @5CornersxSmootx Now we have to listen to Cole hype up a minor PPV for 20 mins #BlameMiz

#ExtremeRules Eve’s spinning the Raw Roulette wheel. Do I need to make a new video?

#ExtremeRules *Wheel lands on Tables match* | Big Show: “Good luck getting me through a table” | Cody wins due to Big Show buffoonery

#ExtremeRules It’ll hang a kid on a Bowflex RT @ThingsColeSays: Lesnar/Cena will rewrite WWE history? LOL. Come on. HOW will it do that?

Extreme Dance Off RT @IAMWWEEVAN: Fans at the show are reporting that Brodus Clay’s disco ball is hanging over the ring. #WWE #ExtremeRules

#ExtremeRules You’re on the internet, you can say Piss, Shit, and other words as well. Man Up WWE.

#ExtremeRules Preshow has a countdown and I can hear Lillian and the Spanish team.

#ExtremeRules BONUS King: “Here we are” | Cole: “Here we are” | Somebody forgot to pan the audio down.

#ExtremeRules ALRIGHTY FOLKS, HERE WE GO! Kane vs Orton. Falls count anywhere, please don’t make this match a bore.

#BringBackStriker RT @TheRealWB: Boo! Striker was on the pre-show. Now hes morphed into Lawler. Booker’s here for nonsense. #ExtremeRules

#ExtremeRules Booker: “Randy Orton is having No Mercy on Kane here tonight!” | WRONG PPV BOOK. #BringBackStriker

#ExtremeRules THOSE PEOPLE BACKSTAGE ARE WATCHING THE PPV WITHOUT PAYING, ARREST THEM! @JrsBBQ

#ExtremeRules Sign: “#PushMcIntyre”

#ExtremeRules Having some issues over here, I certainly can not wait until I get a new computer over here for tweeting purposes

#ExtremeRules Orton with a DDT off the announce table, Kane’s showing no ill effects of the this match here.

#ExtremeRules Kane counters the RKO with a chokeslam, Kane irate at Scott Armstrong’s slow ass counting.

#ExtremeRules Kane goes for the Tombstone and Orton counters with an RKO on a chair that his back took the brunt of. WAY TO GO SHORTBUS

#ExtremeRules If only every match of Orton’s was a Falls Count Anywhere match, then maybe could actually stay awake when he wrestles.

#ExtremeRules Clay and Ziggler going on now, because you haven’t already seen this on both Raw and Smackdown already.

#ExtremeRules Swagger gives Clay a running retard clothesline on the outside behind the ref’s back and ran into the cameraman like a retard.

RT @JRSBBQ – Swagger’s haircut has more heat than Cole.

#ExtremeRules Funkasaurus is trending worldwide, along with #asscape, Bob’s Burgers and #2FollowersthatShouldDate

#ExtremeRules Clay wins said impromtu match with a headbutt on Ziggler. Ziggler and Swagger should go into business, they’d be great sellers

#ExtremeRules HERE’S A REPLAY OF SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED ONE HOUR AGO. #BlameTeddy

#ExtremeRules Completely missed the Cody Rhodes/Big Show match due to technical problems with the computer here. Sounds like I called it

#ExtremeRules Alright, barely got everything up and running here. Let’s see if I can limp this along to the end here.

#ExtremeRules DB vs Sheamus in a 2 out of 3 falls match. This should have no problem getting out of the 18 seconds territory.

#ExtremeRules Cole says AJ’s a gold digger. Booker says she’s in love, something Cole’s never experienced. Booker forgetting Cole’s married.

#ExtremeRules Sheamus early on has an incredible Boston Crab submission with it locked into on DB’s thigh. DB to the ropes.

#ExtremeRules RE: BigShow/Cody – Something funky was gonna happen when Big Show made that snide remark during the preshow. Hence what u got.

RT @JohnReport – Sheamus comes out wearing a shirt that says “18 seconds.” I wouldn’t wear that around a chick, fella.

RT @TheRealWB – I’d like to see Chad Patton get involved. Original ref gets knocked down, Patton replaces but refuses to count for Sheamus. #ExtremeRules

RT @KeepItFiveStar – #18Seconds is trending. Black Girls are gonna have a field day with this. “That nigga Jerome WISH he lasted 18 seconds. Punk ass…”

RT @Stevie_Zace – @5CornersxSmootx the 1st fall is a LOOK AT WHAT WE WOULD HAVE DONE AT MANIA IF YOU’D GIVEN US A LONGER MATCH match

RT @HotRedLipstick – @5CornersxSmootx According to Booker it’s not true love if you haven’t had to stop Kurt Angle from sexually assaulting your wife on nat’l tv

RT @TableOfJapan – Bryan: “I HAVE ‘TILL 5″. I missed that #ExtremeRules #ROH

RT @KeepItFiveStar – Jerry Lawler hasn’t said anything in a while. Someone make sure he’s not on Brazzers again

#ExtremeRules Daniel Bryan says he has til 5 towards the referee. Daniel Bryan knows more about rules than Booker T who continually forgets.

#ExtremeRules Booker: “Sheamus is looking winded, look at the sweat on his body” | #BringBackStriker

#ExtremeRules King: “He’s wearing a 3-piece suit” | Cole: “Not everybody can wear a t-shirt to the ring” | #Commnehatin

#ExtremeRules Sheamus counters a Frankensteiner, nails the Battering Ram from the top rope, 2 count.

#ExtremeRules Fan with a “OH MAH GOODNESS” sign in the front row. Eject them.

#ExtremeRules Daniel Bryan Bobby Lashley’s Sheamus into the ring post. DB with a Cornette like face on for about 20 seconds.

#ExtremeRules APPARENTLY DANIEL BRYAN HAD A CASE OF THE BOOKER T AND FORGOT THE 5 COUNT RULE.

#ExtremeRules Booker: “That arm is black and blue, look at it” | IT’S FUCKING WHITE. #BringBackStriker

#ExtremeRules 1-1 fall, Daniel Bryan wasted his first fall to mess up Sheamus’ arm. Chad Patton didn’t raise the arm of Sheamus

#ExtremeRules NOW, here’s what’ll be interesting if they use a ref bump angle if Sheamus can get himself back to his feet here.

#ExtremeRules You’re a fucking schmuck if you’re chanting NO to Daniel Bryan. Smarten up Chicago.

#ExtremeRules Sheamus with a Brogue Kick to DB on the third fall. Both men are down.

#ExtremeRules 2 count off the Brouge Kick out of the corner. Sheamus too much time to make the cover. Both men struggling to get to their ft

#ExtremeRules DB flurry of enziguris, 2 count. DB to the top rope. Sheamus catches up to him. DB pushes Sheamus off, DB misses a splash

#ExtremeRules Sheamus with a plethora of Axe Handles with a bum shoulder, follows up with another Brogue Kick and retains the belt. BOOOOO

#ExtremeRules Helluva a match, although I have a problem with a DQ being used for the 1st fall.

#ExtremeRules King: “Hey Cole, can he blame that loss on AJ?” | Cole: “No >:| ”

#ExtremeRules Over the Limit on May 20th, where Randy Orton OD’s on roids.

#ExtremeRules WHY ARE WE HAVING SMACKDOWN JOBBER SQUASH MATCHES ON A 40 DOLLAR PPV?

#ExtremeRules Jobber 2: “WHO HERE LIKES MATH? WHO HERE LIKES MIMES?” | How this PPV will be lived down. Nevermind that Cena/Lesnar shit

#ExtremeRules King: “These 2 should start their own show, 1 and a half men” | Cole: “Hahahahahaha”

#ExtremeRules *Sheffield comes out* | Fans: “GOLD-BERG GOLD-BERG”

#ExtremeRules Khali: “DEY BUTR CAL THER MOMMA” | WRONG GIMMICK

#ExtremeRules For as much hype and animosity this match has been building up, it better fucking go into the streets.

#ExtremeRules By the way, what 7th circle of hell are we living in where the WWE title goes on BEFORE the WWE Divas match?

#ExtremeRules Booker: “I know Jericho from back in the day and he knows 1 thing & 1 thing only in his career” | Ralphus. #BringBackStriker

RT @VivaMattyVegas – Goldberg is trending. Tell us that #WWE

#ExtremeRules Nobody tell CM Punk that being addicted to competition is a poison.

#ExtremeRules CM Punk vs Jericho in who has the most bags under their eyes. Jesus fellas, take some Centrum or get a nap in.

#ExtremeRules CM PUNK IS ALREADY ECW’ING THE RING WITH STEEL CHAIRS. HE’S DOING A BETTER JOB THAN SHANE DOUGLAS.

#ExtremeRules Why the fuck did Jericho need to distract the ref to get a thumb to the eye. IT’S A STREET FIGHT FOR FUCK’S SAKE. Damn.

#ExtremeRules DAT FAPPING NOISE THE FANS ARE MAKING

They would have to give them another ring RT @TheRealWB: Jericho is the dirtiest player because we can’t Flair anymore. #ExtremeRules

RT @WhatMathewsSays – He’s absolutely a plant. RT @WidowsDominate: That Brock fanboy is there AGAIN. jesus christ

#ExtremeRules HBK’s wife > CM Punk’s sister > Brooke Hogan

#ExtremeRules CM PUNK JUST PUT JERICHO THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE COVER, I’M SURE THAT 0.5 INCH THICK WOOD REALLY HURT.

#ExtremeRules Jericho using the halved announce table cover as if this is WCW/NWO Revenge.

#ExtremeRules Cole: “Booker if you fight like you commentate, I’m sure I’ll be fine” | NOT NOW GUYS, NOT NOW. #COMMENHATIN

#ExtremeRules CM Punk with that VINTAGE WWECW Top Rope Plancha slip. Somewhere Elijah Burke is laughing.

Botch into a Pro Ad-lib RT @K1NG_OTR: Not sure if Botch #WWE #ExtremeRules

#ExtremeRules Jericho pouring beer on Punk again as if this is a blow off #RAW.

RT @TheRealWB – Who keeps hiding alcohol around ringside? #ExtremeRules

#ExtremeRules For a Street Fight, this match has been mostly contained in the ring. Kinda disappointed with that.

#ExtremeRules THERE’S A MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD MEME SIGN IN THE CROWD ABOUT ICE CREAM BARS.

RT @NoDQDotCom – “I don’t always eat ice cream, but when I do, I eat WWE ice cream bars.” – sign in the crowd. #ExtremeRules

#ExtremeRules Randy Savage chant from the crowd. Classy Chicago.

#ExtremeRules Swagger’s Retard Clothesline had more pep. RT @KeepItFiveStar: Chris Jericho with the anti-climactic clothesline of the night

RT @DAsharpshooters – Punk and Jericho are mouthy in this match ugh. #wwe #ExtremeRules

#ExtremeRules Walls of Jericho in on Punk | Booker: “Once you’re in this, there’s no getting out” | *Punk gets to ropes* | #BringBackStriker

#ExtremeRules Cole reminds us there’s no rope breaks, Punk scrambles to the apron and gets a fire extinguisher and puts out Jericho’s heat.

#ExtremeRules GOODNIGHT NOT-HUGO SAMMICH RT @WWEThatsNotPG: GOODNIGHT CARLOS CABRERRA

#ExtremeRules PUNK’S GOING FOR THE SAVAGE ELBOW, ALMOST LOSES HIS BALANCE LIKE A DRUNK.

#ExtremeRules Not sure but I think Jericho’s head clocked the seat of that office chair there when CM Punk landed the elbow thru EL Table.

#ExtremeRules CM Punk rolls Jericho into the ring after the elbow, gets only a 2 count. RANDY SAVAGE, BURIED!!!

#ExtremeRules Jericho using the codebreaker with a steel chair, 2 count. | Booker: “That was a hometown kickout” | WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

#ExtremeRules Jericho burning two specials to steal Punk’s GTS move, Punk counters, slingshot into turnbuckle into GTS. Punk wins & retains

RT @K1NG_OTR – AND THE TURNBUCKLE RE-APPEARS FOR THE WIN #WWE #ExtremeRules

#ExtremeRules Sign: “Win for D. Rose” | Eject them

#ExtremeRules HOLY SHIT, IS THAT BILL APTER WITH CM PUNK’S FAMILY?

#ExtremeRules LOL! Mike Chioda walking to the back with Punk with his shirt untucked. Guess he’s done for the night?

#ExtremeRules Eve needs better juggs.

#ExtremeRules Eve says that Kharma isn’t the Bellas opponent tonight for the Divas title. Return of Santina? #McMahonRewrite?

#ExtremeRules HOLY SHIT MICHELLE MCCOOL GOT A TAN, A BOOB JOB AND SHRUNK BY ABOUT 5 INCHES. TOO BAD SHE STILL LOSES TO THE BELLA.

#ExtremeRules LOL! “We Want Kharma” chants.

#ExtremeRules Ref’s back turned, Layla goes up to the top rope, outside Bella shakes rope, Layla falls in a Candice Michelle-like fashion

AFTER the WWE Title match too. RT @nodqdotcom: Crowd… is… dead. Bellas pull a switch-a-roo but doesn’t work. Layla wins. Tepid reaction.

#ExtremeRules ARRIVE, DISAPPOINT CHICAGO, LEAVE WITH DIVAS TITLE

#ExtremeRules MORE STRIKER, LESS LARYNGITIS AND BOOKER

#ExtremeRules Laryngitis mentions that HHH will be on RAW because he heard the product was slightly getting decent again.

#18Seconds RT @CamelClutchBlog: Bet the pre match video, entrances, & aftermath are longer than the Cena vs. Lesnar match. #ExtremeRules

#ExtremeRules In the event of me getting locked out, be sure to follow me on @xSmootx for the conclusion of this PPV.

#ExtremeRules Sparkly Lighted Sign: “Brock Couldn’t Make the UFC” | …YEAH, AFTER HE HAD A VIRUS IN HIS INTESTINES IDIOT

#ExtremeRules Brock needs to hit the gym, he’s way too doughy. Then again, if he can still F5 Cena.

#ExtremeRules Sign: “Bork Laser”

Being stupid isn’t a virus. RT @OriginalKingD: @5CornersxSmootx Hey if we’re talking viruses Matt Hardy get’s a pass for getting fat too

#ExtremeRules 18 SECONDS IN AND Brock Lesnar HAS BUSTED CENA’S SKULL OPEN ALREADY! TAKE THAT FLAIR AND DANIEL BRYAN!

#ExtremeRules Ref has stopped this match already for the docs to tend to Cena. Fucking ridiculous.

RT @KeepItFiveStar – Vince McMahon’s backstage like, “MY MONEY’S BLEEDING!!”

#ExtremeRules Cena, STOP DOING WHAT YOU’RE DOING TO LESNAR, IT’S NOT WORKING. YOU’RE NOT GOING TO WIN BEING HIS MAN-BITCH.

#ExtremeRules IWC over the past 7 years = 2012 WWE’s Brock Lesnar

#ExtremeRules Cena’s getting looked at once again due to ANOTHER STOPPAGE. This is stupid.

#ExtremeRules Lesnar using a 2003 moveset, using German Suplexes as if Benoit was still alive. #WishBenoitWasStillHere

#ExtremeRules Cena tries to SuperCena up but to no avail. Robinson takes a bump for some reason and is down on the outside.

#ExtremeRules VINTAGE BLOOD BADGE OF COURAGE FROM LESNAR

RT @KeepItFiveStar – Brock Lesnar just licked John Cena’s blood! Good thing he didn’t fight X-Pac….

RT @Chux4w – No Cole, this isn’t uncomfortable to watch. This is glorious. #ExtremeRules

#ExtremeRules BROCK LESNAR IS TRYING TO RONDA ROUSEY CENA’S ARM NOW.

#ExtremeRules Lesnar’s going with Cena’s chain but instead drops it. Instead he chains Cena’s legs up as if his name was Toby.

#ExtremeRules Lesnar has Cena in a tree of woe with Cena’s chain ankles up on the ring pole. Lesnar beating up Cena as if this is Rocky.

#ExtremeRules Cena Supercenas up but Brock tosses him into the stairs like a sack of garbage.

#ExtremeRules Lesnar tries to resurrect Charles Robinson by picking him up by his belt and putting him in the ring.

#ExtremeRules Cena tries to for the AA, Lesnar counters with the F5, wallops Robinson again. John Cone with a 2 count. Lesnar clocks him too

#ExtremeRules BLACK REF HAS COME DOWN NOW, LESNAR WITH THE BOTTOM SET OF STEPS IN THE RING.

#ExtremeRules I hope to god somewhere Zack Gowen is watching this match and scoffing at Cena, muttering “Pussy” to himself.

#ExtremeRules Lesnar trying to Rousey Cena’s arm on the steel steps for…some reason. Cena’s trying to fight out of it.

#ExtremeRules CENA WITH A MINOR SPINEBUSTER ON THE STEPS, SUPER CENA RUNNIN WILD

#ExtremeRules Lesnar with his head drooped over the steps, Cena goes for the diving fameasser and misses. Lesnar looks befuddled

#ExtremeRules Brock Lesnar off the ropes, planchas himself off the steps with a diving elbow to Cena. Lesnar may have hurt his knee outside.

#ExtremeRules HI, I’M BROCK LESNAR AND WELCOME TO JACKASS.

#ExtremeRules King: “This Lesnar is like a Superman.” | NO, CENA IS LIKE A SUPERMAN YOU TWIT

#ExtremeRules Lesnar repeats the spot, Cena with a steel chain clocks Lesnar. SUPER CENA’S ALIVE. LESNAR BUSTED OPEN. SOMEBODY GET AIDS

#ExtremeRules CENA WITH AN AA ON THE STEPS, AND SUPER CENA WINS THE MATCH. FUCKING. HORSESHIT.

JUST LIKE ANY CENA OPPONENT RT @WRESTLEZONEcom: A great, great match. But they’ve just killed any momentum Lesnar has. #ExtremeRules

#ExtremeRules #SoulCrushingStatusQuo

#ExtremeRules IF YOU BLOCK OUT THE ENDING, SURE. RT @WWEThatsNotPG: THE WWE WENT EXTREME TONIGHT AND DID NOT DISSAPOINT.

#ExtremeRules Oh great, Cena’s got a mic to tell us that he Compromised Lesnar to a Permanent End.

#ExtremeRules Cena said exactly nothing that would result in him getting suspended.

#SUPERCENA #SOULCRUSHINGSTATUSQUO RT @TheHotTag: First person to say “Super Cena” gets unfollowed. That was incredible. #ExtremeRules

RT @xChillerONEx – My summary of #wwe #ExtremeRules yfrog.com/kkh9peoj

RT @SandoraElite – There’s no fucking way Cena won @5cornersxsmootx this is just a nightmare. We’ll wake up shortly and be watching TNA, ppv to come on Sunday

RT @Methusael86 – How the hell can Cena vs Lesnar be considered a good match? Lesnar beat his ass for 95% of the match, then we get SUPER CENA WINS LOL!

#ExtremeRules I’m sorry but you can’t tell me the main event was great when a man’s skull was busted open & no sold the fuck out of it.

#ExtremeRules If Cena’s arm is really hurt, he should’ve lost. Period. Not “I’m going to ROFLStomp you on my way to Dr. James Andrews”

This is true, despite Jericho/Punk. RT @_JetWorldOrder: @5CornersxSmootx That PPV wasn’t worth no damn $55. -__-

LOLOLOLOLOL RT @ThingsColeSays: Triple H to Johnny Ace tomorrow: “Why’d you spend $5 million on a jobber? SUCK IT!”

DB/Sheamus was ok, didn’t like DQ RT @orlisheart: @5CornersxSmootx I thought DB/Sheamus was a better match. Still not worth 55 bucks though.

Worth it if he just LOST. RT @BradMilner: Cena just can’t win, dude likely tore his arm up for all of you, isn’t that worth something??

Apples Oranges RT @CamelClutchBlog: Really was the right finish. Brock lost his first UFC fight & became their biggest draw. #ExtremeRules

I like how people are saying #ExtremeRules was the best ppv when it had SuperCena, Ziggler losing and that shitty Cody/Big Show finish

#ExtremeRules wasn’t terrible but c’mon, get a grip guys.

RT @KevinGillman – @5CornersxSmootx @TheRealWB Nothing wrong with Booker, now King isn’t the same anymore since they moved to PG…LOL

RT @Chux4w – @5CornersxSmootx: Yeah, but there’s No Way Out, dawg! It’s like Armageddon out here man, like Judgment Day!

RT @originalKingD – RT @5CornersxSmootx #ExtremeRules Sign: “#PushMcIntyre” <—Off a cliff

Treating a highly paid UFC guy like a mid-carder. #Sarcasm RT @WWE: RT & Fill the Blank: “My favorite moment of @WWE #ExtremeRules was __”

RT @IamJericho – What a war at Extreme Rules. Don’t think wrestling can be real? I beg to differ…. @CMPunk #kendostick pic.twitter.com/UdNR44Kc

#ExtremeRules Shouts: @JPerez920 @VivaMattyVegas @NotEdKaul @shanrcarter72 @danniebear87 @plumlucky21 @HEELColgan @Haleyx0

#ExtremeRules Shouts: @ItsTechTron @RAWFanboy101 @Stevie_zace @KevinGillman @xxrickybabyxx @dukect @Shez420 @Executnr @chux4w

#ExtremeRules Shouts: @OriginalKingD @twiztidskull @MattyNitro @K1NG_OTR @TwiztidRellik9z @Lucks4Losers @sorebruiser @SportsFan4

#ExtremeRules Shouts: @FredTheWolf @FarFromForgot @Onirokaku @xChillerONEx @ZachG96 @Woodzy_B @TheRealWB @Rawker465 @WrestlingNoob

#ExtremeRules Shouts: @popskid101 @GoDallasCowboys @MknzyMNB @ThePJRoberts1 @ohlookitsjohn @FightDynamite @LiquidBaller @jeffstitt77

#ExtremeRules Shouts: @xRazorsEdgex @TheArturoChapa @ShinChuck @Tanner1495 @Adampro123 @TheKidImpulse @orlisheart @korybelle9

#ExtremeRules Shouts: @Lets_Mark_Out @ZS_mkd @DaRealYoungHaak @A_Standish @King_Law @HEELdannie @ShowtimeCR @CamelClutchBlog

#ExtremeRules Shouts: @Hayes_Potter @j_dub7246755 @el_seeeee @Aquaman247 @I_EatItWet__ @iARCANJEL @emperor_domi @MrsZigglesworth

#ExtremeRules Shouts: @Saiyavenger @TKotanskyJr66 @theKingsy @TonyCSGreenall @ohlookitsjohn @WWEThatsNotPG @SandoraElite @nascarandwwe

#ExtremeRules Shouts: @BigSNT @_JetWorldOrder @Kaibutsu @JimJohnstonWWE @facebookrequest @SuperS_Goku @w00dm4n @BCWood13

#ExtremeRules Shouts: @notwwetitantron @RahRahPunk @BradMilner @RizzIUP

#ExtremeRules Sorry for the troubles in Hour 1, hope to have a new computer in before #OverTheLimit. See ya for #RAW. Good night!

#ExtremeRules Oh and tomorrow I’ll try to rewatch the first hour of the PPV and see what I missed.

#ExtremeRules Shouts: And if I missed anybody in the shouts, lemme know. I’ll get ya tomorrow.

OKAY, ABYSS RT @JohnCena: Warfare is the Tao of deception. Thus: Although you are capable, display incapability. Sun Tzu, Art of War

A beast until Cena took the piss out of him RT @GrishamESPN: Didn’t see #ExtremeRules. I know he lost, but how did Brock Lesner look? Rusty?

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WWE Smackdown (Tweet Log) – April 27th, 2012

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May 6, 2012

After #Smackdown tonight, I’ll be catching up on Wednesday’s #TheSoup.

RT @xChillerONEx – Anarquia has been fired? #YESYESYES That guy was a liability!

LAME!RT @WWFRAWISWAR: TNA Impact did a 0.99 rating with 1.453 million viewers

#Smackdown I am here tonight for SD, with Jalapeno Pringles!

#Smackdown Main event is Mighty Black Mark Henry vs Great White Sheamus THE REMATCH, FOR THE BAJILLIONTH TIME.

#Smackdown Looks like I called it. Michael Cole and Booker holding down the fort this week. Oh boy

#Smackdown Cole: “Jerk of the month is a very prestigious honor” | Booker: “You don’t win many awards Cole” | BICKERING 5 MINS IN THE SHOW.

RT @FightDynamite – @5CornersxSmootx THAT’S A THING?

#Smackdown So Daniel Bryan’s out here, lamenting that he’s good at using Adobe Premiere.

Will @WWEDanielBryan get badly piped in boos? #YES #SmackDown

#Smackdown LOL! Ricardo Rodriguez is jumping up and down shouting Si! as if he’s on El Price Is Right-O

#Smackdown And here comes the Big Show to ruin this segment. Dude needs a heel turn.

#Smackdown Cole: “Ricardo did not deserve that” | Booker: “Hahaha, why not?” | BECAUSE HE’S PUT OVER BIG SHOW’S STALE SHIT BEFORE.

#Smackdown As my good buddy @Chux4w would say: Big Show chokeslamming RicRod for no reason is a prime example of #BabyfaceDickery.

Big Show selling a leg injury > Everything RT @JimJohnstonWWE: @5CornersxSmootx @chux4w Ricardo did run Big Show over last year.

#Smackdown WHY ARE THEY USING THE RAW ROULETTE WHEEL IN CHICAGO TO DETERMINE BIG SHOW VS CODY RHODES AT #EXTREMERULES!? #TNAwful

#Smackdown Cody Rhodes interferes clocking Big Show with a kendo stick. Big Show with an #ExtremeRules flashback where he almost lost an eye

#Smackdown Eve wants people to wear name tags backstage, can’t help but feel Teddy’s will be: “HELLO, MY NAME IS NEGRO”

#Smackdown Hello, My Name is AWESOME!!! #RejectedWWENametags

#Smackdown Alicia Fox vs THE BELLA in who can kill the other first with stiff moves.

#Smackdown Brie Bella switches in and hits the move that she stole from Velvet Sky who got it from Torrie Wilson who got it from X-Pac.

#Smackdown Cole interviews Orton exclusively, WWE better have @GrishamESPN’s number on speed dial the way they’re going through announcers.

RT @xMrsJericho – @5CornersxSmootx Ziggler uses it tooo.

#Smackdown Somehow I feel that match would’ve been a lot more epic had Melina replaced THE BELLA. Perhaps greatest match of all time-like.

#Smackdown We’re back and Yoshi Tatsu’s stretching. O’Neil and Black Cena walk up with some borderline racist remarks.

#Smackdown TATSU, WITHOUT SAYING A WORD, CALLED FOR BLACKUP. O’NEIL AND BLACK CENA BREAK OUT A SONG & DANCE. GET THAT NXT SHIT OUTTA HERE.

#Smackdown Teddy is wearing a dress from the 1800′s with a Monochrome Nametag in Times New Roman. Strangely sums up this show.

#Smackdown SO TEDDY LONG IS GETTING HIS OWN JR ANNOUNCE TABLE ONLY WITHOUT JR, STEVE WILLIAMS, OR HARDCORE HOLLY BREAKING IT.

#Smackdown Along with Teddy being at ringside while Laryngitis is going to be in the Gorilla Position, McMahon’ing his ear.

#Smackdown So Teddy’s in the Cole-Mine, without the actual glass confines of the Cole-Mine. I’m slowly getting the remote as we speak.

#Smackdown Booker’s trying to describe something about Black Cena, and then has an orgasm when O’Neil & Black Cena killed Yoshi.

#Smackdown Booker: “In the words of Titus O’Neil *DOG NOISES THAT I CAN’T TRANSLATE*” | #BringBackStriker

#Smackdown Again, I don’t get why WWE has to stoop to TNA’s level and try to compete with them. They’re only bringing themselves down.

#Smackdown Out of focused fan wearing a Spongebob shirt = WIN

#Smackdown Yes, if you push Orton the wrong way he’ll bring up his IED again, a side-effect from using roids. Can’t have that now.

#Smackdown Never thought I’d say this, BUT JINDER MAHAL TO THE RESCUE TO WAKE EVERYBODY UP…SORTA.

#Smackdown God if I have to put up with anymore boring Orton promos like that, I may have to start shooting up heroin to stay awake.

#Smackdown Can we Benoit both last night’s #ImpactWrestling and tonight’s SD? They both been equally horrible this week.

#Smackdown Well I sorta have that. RT @JediCat1965: @5CornersxSmootx Large amounts of Mt. Dew are safer & cheaper then heroin.

If the bag doesn’t have shit, you must acquit? RT @VivaMattyVegas: @5CornersxSmootx wouldn’t WWE need to hire OJ Simpson to pull that off?

#Smackdown Claudio Claustrophobia vs Tyson Kidd. Tyson Kidd deserves better.

#Smackdown Booker: “I haven’t seen a move like that in quite some time. That’s called a Gutwrench Suplex”

#Smackdown And after that Gutwrench Suplex, Claudio CastrolGTX gets the win with his Trent Barretta-like music.

#Smackdown Claudio and Aksana kiss each other in front of Teddy. Teddy’s going to the back to call up Tiffany for a revenge lay.

#Smackdown Shitless and Pissless Cena Lesnar Promo > Cena’s a scared man Lesnar Promo

#Smackdown OH NEVERMIND, THEY JUST AMENDED IT.

#Smackdown WHY IS CODY RHODES FACING OFF WITH GREAT KHALI AGAIN? THERE’S OTHER PEOPLE ON THE ROSTER WWE.

#Smackdown Why is WWE trying to find new ways to tell facts in the most generic Microsoft Publisher template layouts each week?

#Smackdown Can somebody tell Booker that Injure and Hurt are synonyms? #BringBackStriker

Break out the torches and pitchforks. RT @xChillerONEx: If Cody jobs, we riot! #smackdown #wwe

RT @DASharpshooters – Ryback does not approve of Abraham Washington telling Rosa Mendes that she needs to speak more. #wwe #smackdown

#Smackdown I approve of Skip Sheffield’s new gimmick of allowing no name jobbers to get camera/mic time.

RT @xChillerONEx – Ryback’s streak > Crimson’s streak #TNAwful #wwe #smackdown

#Smackdown MATT STRIKER, WITH THOSE SITUATIONALLY INAPPROPRIATE QUESTIONS! #BringBackStriker

#Smackdown Usually after a chick slaps another chick, they either fight it out or lezz it out. Not fade to the Great White

RT @SportsFan4 – @5CornersxSmootx @xChillerONEx underwear streaks > @OfficialCrimson’s streak.

RT @K1NG_OTR – @5CornersxSmootx Slapped her so hard, the slap was the fight starter and ender #WWE

#Smackdown The butch and the bitch, it fits! RT @xChillerONEx: @5CornersxSmootx Kaytlin and AJ lezzing it out? Hell yeah I’d approve!

#Smackdown Is Ezekiel Jackson’s ROID RAGE a WWE YouTube show? Looked like it.

#Smackdown Despite the replays I still somehow keep missing the Daniel Bryan fast counting. it’s like Weather Channel’s Locals on the 8′s.

#Smackdown Booker: “Sheamus takes two to land one” | ?? #BringBackStriker

RT @PenguinPop88 – @5CornersxSmootx BUT HOW WILL FELLA WIN?!!?? (Same way he has most other times. #FellaKick )

#Smackdown Booker: “That could’ve been disasterous, you don’t want that to happen heading into #ExtremeRules” | Yeah, losing-to-Khali bad.

#Smackdown But counts slow as hell. RT @WWEArmstrong: The Ref in this main event is awesome!!!

#Smackdown Sheamus “can’t seem to find a way” to put away Mark Henry, as if he completely forgot wrestling Henry the past zillion times.

#Smackdown BOOKER T JUST PUT OVER THE WORD “CRUISERWEIGHT”, A WORD THAT HASN’T BEEN UTTERED SINCE HORNSWOGGLE RETIRED THE TITLE.

#Smackdown WWE: Where 18 Seconds Matter

#Smackdown It would be nice if upper card talent would stop stealing DBryan’s schtick. First Cena, now Sheamus.

#Smackdown Shouts: @CestMoiLizzy @K1NG_OTR @xChillerONEx @SportsFan4 @allnewtpir @PuoNayda @VivaMattyVegas

#Smackdown Shouts: @JediCat1965 @LiquidBaller @paperdevil101 @Diamondelle84 @NotEdKaul @WWFRAWISWAR @FarFromForgot

#Smackdown Shouts: @Andy_Salcedo @shanrcarter72 @StephenSnel23 @R8ed_M @Rachel1324 @NatMcCoolFan @xMrsJericho

#Smackdown Shouts: @FightDynamite @JimJohnstonWWE @BestInTheW0rld_ @penguinpop88

Thanks for the #FF!: @MrDreknowsbest @GawJuszOne @SonicSentry @RULLUR @IAmStephanie_ @WWEHolland @JobberNation (Great name)

Thanks for the #FF!: @SandoraElite @IAmStephanie_ @Save_US_GSM @fredthewolf @candyflossash @Neshat1Famous @Candyflossah

Thanks for the #FF!: @ThugJayCole @xChillerOnex

#Smackdown Cole and Booker weren’t as bad as I was expecting it to be, mostly cause of the stupid shit they did with Teddy probably.

#Smackdown That’s going to be it for me, if I missed anybody blame the lousy internet for acting up here.

#Smackdown Hope to be here for #ExtremeRules, brought to you by Dominos. Til then, have a great weekend!

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TNA Impact Wrestling (Tweet Log) – April 26th, 2012

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May 6, 2012

RT @NotEdKaul – @5CornersxSmootx impact wrestling repeat on Spike now. if they were this hard up 4 programming why not put on MXC? #MissYouKennyBlankenship

See what other “technical difficulties” will happen tonight that’ll give the show less than a 1.0 Nielsen rating. #ImpactWrestling, TONIGHT!

Come see fresh faces that you might not have seen before, oh and the OVW guys getting called up. #ImpactWrestling, NEXT!!!

#ImpactWrestling So instead of fresh faces of unknowns, it’s one guy. And instead of any championship, it’s going to be only 1. #TNAwful

RT @Chux4w – Hogan definitely just said “Samoan Joe.” Definitely. #Impact

#ImpactWrestling So Joe/Magnus are the ones are defending tonight against mystery opponents. Could be EY/ODB, could be people Hogan fucked.

#ImpactWrestling D-VON IS ALREADY BLOWN UP FROM GETTING DOWN TO THE RING. CARDIO MAN, CARDIO

#ImpactWrestling Even with a novel concept like “Open Fight Night”, TNA can still manage to find a way to work stupid bullshit filler in.

#ImpactWrestling Tenay: “Hulk Hogan all about change with Open Fight Night” | Settle down there Obama.

RT @TNACreative – Yes, Bully Ray did just try to turn down an invitation to challenge for the Television title. Championships Matter! #ImpactTonight

#ImpactWrestling TNA Speak & Spell: see what common words can be said on TV & see which common words make a flatlining noise like TNA #Merch

#ImpactWrestling WE’RE BACK AND SOMEHOW BULLY RAY WAS BUSTED OPEN DURING THE BREAK. WAY TO GO PRODUCTION #TNAwful

#ImpactWrestling D-Von with a Double-A Spinebuster, retains the TV championship. Despite the ill-timed commercial, good match.

#ImpactWrestling APPARENTLY IT’S OKAY TO SAY ERIC BISCHOFF’S NAME NOW. CONTINUITY, THIS SHOW HAS NONE.

#ImpactWrestling Angle’s turning face here sorta, telling off Kaz and Daniels who don’t have the balls to curse in front of Kurt

#ImpactWrestling JEREMY BORASH IS COMING DOWN TO CALL SOMEBODY OUT FOR A MATCH TONIGHT.

#ImpactWrestling Borash is calling out Eric Bischoff for a fight. I can see Borash snapping and driving the WCW Russo Popemobile over him.

#ImpactWrestling LOL! Bischoff’s taking a picture during Borash cutting a promo on him, no selling the shit out of him.

#ImpactWrestling Eric: “Oh by the way it’s an iPhone not a BlackBerry” | TNA: Where Phone Brands Matter

RT @MissieBird – Yes Mr. Borash, that app is called Twitter. Just ask Steiner. #impactwrestling #openfightnight

#ImpactWrestling Bully Ray low blows Borash, and Bischoff gets the pin and plays the bongos on Borash’s head. No Hogan. #TNAwful

RT @MasterGio – @5CornersxSmootx Lmao! They certainly matter more than wrestling! =\

Find out how Bischoff can shoehorn himself and Bully Ray for 90 more minutes, as #ImpactWrestling CONTINUES

#ImpactWrestling For a bit, Anderson was praising Bischoff, the guy who screwed him of title shots & rammed his concussed head into a pole

#ImpactWrestling Mex America is out and Anarchia just said the words “There’s no team that can’t beat us”. NO CONTINUITY NIGHT!

#ImpactWrestling Anarchia says that Angle has to fight Hernandez and at the last moment, suckers Angle in. #HeymanSwerve #TheDudley

#ImpactWrestling And as soon as I fire that tweet out, Kurt Angle makes Anarquia tap with the Anklelock.

#ImpactWrestling Now it’s time for some random OVW to SPILL, YOUR, GUTS!!!

#ImpactWrestling At this rate getting blown up in a rent-a-car at the end tonight RT @mr_restoration: @5CornersxSmootx What’s bischoff up to

#ImpactWrestling Al Snow is really selling this Gut Check segment by talking in a real boring monotone voice.

#ImpactWrestling If your dream is to compete in TNA, you should probably lay off the Lunestra.

#ImpactWrestling Al Snow is one of the lead judges for Gut Check, what better way to judge future talent then by hobnobbing with Taz & Tenay

RT @VivaMattyVegas – @5CornersxSmootx you should also consider a 2nd and possibly 3rd job

#ImpactWrestling I much rather have preferred Alex Silva to climb the Aggro Crag. #GutCheck

RT @DaSharpShooters – I dont think TNA should be signing guys who can barely land offense on Robbie E. #Impactwrestling

#ImpactWrestling Come on Dixie, you’re going to miss calling Eric Bischoff a Smug Shit unbleeped on TV.

#ImpactWrestling This is worse than CCW.

NO CONTINUITY NIGHT! RT @DAsharpshooters: Dixie Carter does not remember that Hogan stole the company from her too. #Impactwrestling

Ugh, Please. Keep any sort of porn related thing away from Hogan. RT @marksatrang: this porn level bad acting… #impactwrestling

#ImpactWrestling I CAN BELIEVE HOGAN SAYING THAT HE CAN’T AFFORD SOMETHING

#ImpactWrestling Soooo, the tag team that most of the TNA fans are crazy for, the MCMG, are out of the running to compete against Joe/Magnus

#ImpactWrestling Brooke: “I’m not just a pair of ASS-sets” | You weren’t saying that when EB hired you. #NoContinuityNight

Because this company sucks. RT @K1NG_OTR: Wait…why can’t it be a title match? #TNA #ImpactWrestling

#ImpactWrestling Taz: “I might actually challenge Earl Hebner”

#ImpactWrestling Taz: “Gail’s walking around, she’s the cock-of-the-walk” | PHRASING!

#ImpactWrestling Gail to Brooke: “You’re never going to be champion, you’re not even in my league! You’re just a piece of [Bleep]!” | Ass

#ImpactWrestling Brooke okie-dokes Gail and Brooke gets the win. See what competing in Hooters can do for you?

RT @K1NG_OTR – @5CornersxSmootx BREAKING NEWS: Even Gail Kim thinks Tessmacher is a nice piece of ass

RT @TNACreative – Don’t worry @TonyNese your on our list for an upcoming Gut Check! ….What do you mean he already works here? #ImpactTonight

#ImpactWrestling Aww, they edited out Hulk Hogan nearly dying last week trying to say R-V-D.

#ImpactWrestling HOLY SHIT, AN ACTUAL PROMO PLUG FOR A TNA PPV THAT ISN’T LESS THAN 72 HOURS AWAY.

#ImpactWrestling The production for these backstage segments in Hogan’s office is terrible. Like, Sex-Tape-With-Your-Friend’s-Ex Terrible

I’m contemplating on getting the remote right now. RT @DAsharpshooters: Okay. Who else thinks this episode is sucking? #Impactwrestling

#ImpactWrestling So Joseph Park finally gets to Bully Ray and once again, another blowoff. *Sigh*

#ImpactWrestling If Anderson/Hardy are the tag team facing Joe/Magnus, I’m turning the TV off.

#HoganSwerve RT @chux4w: I bet Hogan chooses the Nasty Boys. #ImpactWrestling

#ImpactWrestling Good night.

#ImpactWrestling Shouts: @MasterGio @ihateyanks27 @shanrcarter72 @JoelxDRRomantic @DennisUltima @TNA10Percenter @Niconium

#ImpactWrestling Shouts: @K1NG_OTR @Saiyaman886 @K1NG_OTR @mr_restoration @ZackZiggler @twiztidskull @KidMagnum

#ImpactWrestling Shouts: @_JetWorldOrder @AdamWx21 @TechJevans @WWFRAWISWAR @VivaMattyVegas @FlashBastardDX

#ImpactWrestling Shouts: @ZaredC_1794 @Stunners4All @SportsFan4 @Woodzy_B @CestMoiLizzy @GrappleKingdom @xxrickybabyxx

#ImpactWrestling Shouts: @ZachG96 @Aquaman247 @JayTheBrainMann

#ImpactWrestling Bet TNA gets a .6. Catch ya tomorrow for #Smackdown, see ya then.

Sorry for leaving you guys during #ImpactWrestling, but I’ll be goddamned if I’m letting Hulk Fucking Hogan TELL ME what’ll be a good match

I’m sorry, but give me the normal crappy weekly dose of TNA #ImpactWrestling instead of this “Hogan Tells You What Draws” shit.

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WWE RAW (Tweet Log) – April 23rd, 2012

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May 6, 2012

#RAW In honor of the late great Dick Clark…

#RAW $250: Bury Cena on His Birthday Night, No NCIS Appreciation Week, Back in the States Special, #100kPyramid – img.ly/hjg5

#RAW Hey let’s have a contract signing about how we’ll push the contract signing to the end of the show. #TNAwful

#RAW JACK SWAGGER IS COMING OUT DRESSED UP AS EDGE FOR SOME REASON

#RAW LAWL! Edge is out here to talk to the REEEEAL John Cena, the Cena where him and Edge racked up numerous bullshit title reigns.

#RAW #DOWNGOESCENA #DOWNGOESCENA DOWN. GOES. CENA. GOOD TIMES JOHN, GOOD TIMES! #Memories.

#RAW Quite frankly, I don’t give a damn if Brock Lesnar gives a damn about the fans.

#RAW That segment was Rated R for Retarded.

RT @WhatMathewsSays – Shit, man. I thought Edge was just gonna sing Happy Birthday.

RT @TNACreative – Edge telling @JohnCena not to Billy Gunn this Sunday. #RAW

RT @KickStunner – It’s nice to see Edge and all but I don’t get why Edge cares.

RT @xxRickyBabyxx – @5CornersxSmootx lol as much as i love and respect edge the point of that was?

RT @TheRealWB – Initial thoughts after opening segment: That’s a nice table. #WWE #Raw

RT @NotEdKaul – @5CornersxSmootx That opening woulda made more sense if it was Spanky and Gowen coming down 2 demand cena get revenge for them

#RAW Nice to see Jericho got his Wrestlemania 28 jacket working properly, 22 days after the fact.

#RAW King: “Glad you didn’t say like you. Nobody likes you Cole” | Cole: “Well that is true, you must be reading my twitter”

#RAW #InvisibleHornswoggle RT @WWEThatsNotPG: LOL Kofi throwing himself backwards

#RAW Great Fact vs Opinion arguing banter going on between Cole/King right now. During this Jericho/Kofi match.

RT @TableOfJapan – I’m calling it now. Y2J’s next promo will say that Punk’s mother is a Jerichoholic, and is addicted to him #Raw

#RAW Jericho with a mid-air codebreaker to Kofi. Kofi taps to the walls. Despite Cole calling it the lionsault. Pretty good match.

RT @WWEThatsNotPG – PLEASE LET IT BE A JOHN BELUSHI SPECIAL.

#RAW SO TONIGHT’S 3 HOUR SPECIAL IS DEDICATED TO THE MEMORY OF BROCK LESNAR, 1ST CLIP – LESNAR SHITTING ON JEFF HARDY

#RAW OH MY GOD, I JUST REALIZED WHAT IF ALL THROUGHOUT TONIGHT THE LESNAR CLIPS ARE HIM DESTROYING CURRENT TNA GUYS. BEST 3 HOUR RAW EVER.

RT @Chux4w – Liontamer, lionsault and walls of Jericho are all trending. Good work Jerichoholics! #Raw

RT @AndyDandyMandy – @5CornersxSmootx Reminded me of when WCW showed clips of Sting beating up Cactus Jack, Vader, and Steve Austin after those 3 went to WWE.

#RAW So why is John Gingivitis’s cronies turning into JBL’s cabinet?

#RAW YES! LESNAR SAYING CENA PISSING AND SHITTING HIMSELF PACKAGE > EVERYTHING

#RAW Y2J got Punk a liquor basket. Punk gave said basket to Josh. Guess we know what Josh will be doing. Alcohol, gift that keeps on giving.

#RAW Edge slapping the shit out of John Cena Sr. #DOWNGOESCENA – youtu.be/_5Gz377cMaQ

RT @UltimateMarkout – HOW MANY TIMES ARE THEY GOING TO REDESIGN THEIR BAD WEBSITE? EVERY TIME I SEE IT, IT ALWAYS LOOKS LIKE SHIT.

#RAW I’m not sure what R-Truth was doing, slapping Lil Jimmy around or pretending he was one of Funkasaurus dancers.

#RAW A-Train speaking japanese = Just straight up gibberish

#RAW I think TNA Lockdown could generate more interest from the crowd than a Lord Tensai match.

#RAW #RapeGlove RT @WWEThatsNotPG: SO TENSAI’S GIMMICK IS TO STEAL OTHER GIMMICKS AND MAKE THEM JAPANESE. HE STOLE KANE’S CLAW TOO.

#RAW Kane’s coming out to make an announcement, let’s hope he can get it out before the 9PM pyro interrupts him. #FirstWorldNitroProblems

#RAW I like how Kane is trying to stick the microphone up his nose.

Because Wade Barrett is still injured, thanks to the Big Show. RT @penguinpop88: Why is Kane/Orton still a thing? :/ #WWE #Raw

#RAW Kane: “Orton…you’re nothing more than a scared little boy…” | A scared little boy who shits into divas’ bags.

#RAW WHY IS TYING UP PAUL BEARER A WRESTLING CLICHE NOW?

#RAW SOOOOOO, RANDY ORTON’S CRYOGENICALLY FREEZING PAUL BEARER THE NEXT TIME WWE’S OUT OF IDEAS TO INVOLVE PAUL BEARER.

RT @Stevie_Zace – @5CornersxSmootx PPAUL BEARER HAS DIED MORE TIMES THEN TIM WHITE

RT @TableOfJapan – Edge has already appeared on Raw, we don’t need a re-hash of one of his wrost storylines #Raw #PaulBearer

WWE: WHERE DAVID BLAINE’ING MATTERS RT @chux4w: I hope we see Bearer encased in a giant ice cube later. #Raw

#RAW If Orton brought back a tied up Paul Bearer for ONE NIGHT ONLY, then what’s stopping him bringing back Katie Vick at #ExtremeRules?

RT @AdamExtreme – #SavePaulBearer

#RAW WHO GIVES A SHIT WHAT ALEX RILEY SAW?

#RAW Peeping Jericho seriously needs to be a meme right now.

How funny is it that Riley is the one busting someone for drinking. #DUI #DUI

#RAW After one minute of Khali in action, Cody and Del Rio want to storm off and leave this match in the dust. Who can blame them?

RT @WWEKatieVick – @5CornersxSmootx Are you an insider?

#RAW I love how 1 inappropriate line from King has gotten more people focused than this stupid tag team match going on right now.

RT @Stevie_Zace – @5CornersxSmootx IF SHOW N KHALI START A TAG TEAM CALLED ‘GREAT SHOW’ I BENOIT MYSELF

#RAW Del Rio is leaving this match, TOO BAD HE DIDN’T DO THAT 10 MINUTES SOONER

#RAW Santino seriously looks like he caught the gay in that Extreme Rules picture.

#RAW Likewise, WWE having the Free 4 All preshow on YouTube is pretty damn cool.

#RAW WHAT BASS-ACKWARDS PIECE OF TOILET PAPER DID EVE READ TO COME UP WITH THAT ALCOHOL POLICY? WHEN DID STEVE AUSTIN GET BENOIT’D

#RAW PLEASE F5 JOSH MATHEWS!

#RAW BROCK/JOSH MISSED THE TARGET TO HIT THE BACKSTAGE SET LOLOLOLOLOLOL

#RAW For the record folks if I drop off suddenly/get locked out be sure to follow @xSmootx for continuing RAW coverage.

#RAW WOW! Michael Cole just bridged the Brock/Josh attack to Sheamus hitting a ref 500k fine. Great link there. Cole’s a softie for Josh!

#RAW #YouKnowARAWIsTerribleWhen Cole: “Nikki Bella’s really earned herself an opportunity for the Divas title tonight against Beth Phoenix”

#RAW Eve’s making this quagmire a lumberjill match. WHERE’S BOOKER T TO TELL US THAT THIS IS JUST LIKE A LUMBERJACK MATCH?

#RAW King: “Normally Josh Mathews would be happy to be trending…that’s the wrong way to be trending” | There’s a wrong way?

#RAW Not enough shiny objects around RT @WRESTLEZONEcom: Kelly Kelly, looking entirely uninterested in this match. #Wrestlezone

#RAW Oh fuck. I think Beth is legit hurt.

#RAW #YOUKNOWARAWISTERRIBLEWHEN ONE OF THE BELLAS IS A DIVAS CHAMP. #RIPDivasDivision

RT @NotEdKaul – @5CornersxSmootx King “Nikki Bella is making love to that championship” #THATSNOTPG

#RAW Well if Vince and Shane can get Shawn Michaels to take a piss test live, why not make CM Punk take a breathalyzer?

RT @WWE_Creative – Fading from a crying @TheBethPhoenix to @CMPunk was purely a coincidence #RAWTonight

#RAW Really would like to see a replay if possible to see if in fact Beth really blew out her ankle exiting the ring

RT @DASharpshooters – CM Punk is doing that “Little Kid who drank Root Beer and decided to pretend it was real beer” impersonation. #wwe #Raw

#RAW *Teddy Long cues Punk to come out* | Jericho: “Can I?…”

AKA, the John Cena treatment. RT @TNACreative: @CMPunk will do what is alleged in @WWE fake a test result. #RAW

#RAW CM Punk’s a pulling a Kevin Nash on that one Nitro after Scott Hall was busted for a DUI. #FullCircle

#RAW CM Punk: “Nobody can recite the alphabet backwards, this is stupid. This is stupid officer!” | SO IS THIS SEGMENT

#RAW I TUNED INTO A 3 HOUR MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND AN #NXT BROKE OUT.

RT @Hurley926 – Is the line like the 1st down line in football? @WWE @WRESTLEZONEcom @5CornersxSmootx

RT @Chux4w – This isn’t the first time Jericho has yelled at cops to “do yer fukkin jaaahb!” #Raw

#RAW Lemme get this straight, we can have Cole trot out a scale to see if JR weighs less than him…but WWE can’t get a breathalyzer?

#RAW Jericho: “How many more chances do you need?” | POT CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK MUCH?

#RAW THE FANS ARE CHANTING #YES AFTER EVERY LETTER CM PUNK IS RECITING!

#RAW WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

RT @FlashbastardDX – CM Punk Vs. The field sobriety test, underdog story of the year! #raw

#RAW CLIP OF BROCK LESNAR SHITTING ON HOGAN, YES YES YES YESSSSSSSSSSS!

#RAW The Great White Sheamus vs The Mighty Black Mark Henry after the break. BECAUSE WE HAVEN’T SEEN THIS ALREADY FOR THE KAJILLIONTH TIME.

RT @TheDailyMatch – SCOTT HALL TRENDING WORLD WIDE. YES!

#RAW What was, mixing up S and T with nobody calling you out on it? RT @CMPunk: Well that was fun!

RT @WhatMathewsSays – TOO MANY FINES, TOO MANY FINES

#RAW World Heavyweight Champion Daniel Bryan is the ref for Sheamus/Mark Henry. TAKE THAT GARRETT BISCHOFF!

#RAW Jesus, is the replay machine broken? I blinked and missed the 3 count for that pin.

#RAW THE DORITOS TACO IS SPONSORING A TAG MATCH LATER TONIGHT, 2010′S DAVE AND BUSTER’S MATCH WANTS THEIR GIMMICK BACK.

#RAW YES! MATT STRIKER ON RAW!!! #BringBackStriker!

#RAW Zack Ryder/Santino vs Rosa Mendes for the Tag Team titles. C’monnnn Rosa, retain the tag titles!

#RAW I could be mistaken but did King say something about a one night stand? First fingering Cody Rhodes, now this?

#RAW Santino with his arm condom gets the win. Thankfully the tag titles were not on the line. Crisis averted. SOMEBODY CUE UP A LESNAR CLIP

#RAW 90 minutes later, Kane is still selling the effects of Randy Orton to thaw out Paul Bearer…..then refreeze Paul Bearer.

#RAW ABE WASHINGTON IS IN THE BACK WITH ROSA, SHITTING ON JOBBER ENTRANCES AND OVERLOOKING HER PRESHOW TAG TITLE MATCH.

#RAW YAY FUNKASAURUS, BOO HORNSWOGGLE

#RAW Seriously, how do you go from “the little bastard” to “a talking leprechaun” to siding with Funkasaurus? #TNAwful

RT @ThundercatZ28 – @5CornersxSmootx #RAW Funkadaurus to Hornswoggle: Get in my belly!!

RT @Chux4w – So immediately after a Rosa Mendes segment, I get a little Horny. Wait, that came out wrong. #Raw

#RAW WE’RE BACK FROM COMMERCIAL AND THERE SEEMS TO BE A 4-WAY PG CIRCLE JERK GOING ON IN THE RING.

#RAW Cole: “Vickie’s looking goregous tonight” | King: “Do you have both contacts in the same eye?”

#RAW Hornswoggle just bit Vickie’s ass. BREAK OUT ANOTHER LESNAR CLIP!

I did @ 8:35pm bit.ly/JBQLOp RT @chux4w: And there’s the Angle win! Four for four baybay! Who called it? Come on, who called it? #Raw

RT @ShitWrestlerSays – Think Taco Bell will watch this segment and go.. “WE SPENT MONEY SO A MIDGET CAN EAT A WOMANS ASS WHILE A FAT DUDE DANCED”

#RAW Last time WWE had a sponsored match, Dave and Busters in 2009 – bit.ly/eNpAc Also, I miss @the8bitboy

#RAW #JohnCenaIsShittingHisPants

#RAW Is John Laryngitis coming out, or Billy the Answer Head?

#RAW THE MARK FROM LESNAR’S RETURN IN MIAMI, SOMEHOW MADE THE TRIP TO DETROIT TO MARK OUT FOR THIS CONTRACT SIGNING.

#RAW PLEASE F5 JOHN LARYNGITIS

#RAW Oh come on, bleeping out “Balls”? Really?

RT @WWEThatsNotPG – ***** MAHONEY

#RAW Lesnar: “I am an enterprise…” | Enterprise Car Rental: Lesnar will pick you up!

RT @WhatMathewsSays – Give us Brock ice cream bars!

RT @WWECameraGuy – @5CornersxSmootx You know why I’m not filming the crowd? Half are bored to sleep by Brock’s promo. The other half are on twitter.

#RAW I love Brock Lesnar but goddamn this promo needs @HeymanHustle so bad. Great mouthpiece.

#RAW I really do hope next week they do the RAW intro with nothing but Brock Lesnar footage in it.

RT @_JetWorldOrder – @5CornersxSmootx some random guy just yelled ” you’re a bitch” Lmfao!

#RAW So which one’s going to flip the table and reach for the sledgehammer underneath first?

#RAW Fans: “BROCK’S, A BITCH. BROCK’S, A BITCH” | Seriously?

#RAW INB4ALISTAIROVEREEMRUNINONSUNDAY

#RAW If I’m not mistaken, John Cena said exactly nothing throughout the entire night. Why did it take him so long to come out?

RT @Itswilltime – Wouldn’t that make it “Monday Night Raw Supershow Staring Brock Lesnar presented by Taco Bell’s Doritos Locos Tacos?”

RT @WWEHornswoggle – Cue Maffew

#RAW Shouts: @AdamExtreme @WWECameraGuy @sekailshtal @MrsZigglesworth @MrDreknowsbest @Thresea_Perez @FredTheWolf

#RAW Shouts: @WWEThatsNotPG @Executnr @BroskiFromLC @Mr_Professor @K1NG_OTR @marksatrang @chux4w @_JetWorldOrder

#RAW Shouts: @ZachG96 @NotEdKaul @emperor_domi @twiztidskull @AndyDandyMandy @xxrickybabyxx @Donte758 @HeadBangersChic

#RAW Shouts: @MasterGio @xRazorsEdgex @mr_restoration @shanrcarter72 @ihateyanks27 @allnewtpir @Real_KevinChuff

#RAW Shouts: @ThundercatZ28 @dukect @JoelxDRRomantic @Woodzy_B @anyValens @FizzVsTheWorld @bmdavis09 @MattyNitro

#RAW Shouts: @WrestleSarcasm @NatalieS189 @LightsOutRBT50 @NiccRu @supermetsk31 @j_dub7246755 @ztj_wwf @WWFRAWISWAR

RT @LightsOutRBT50 – @5CornersxSmootx @WWEThatsNotPG sent me sir it’s a pleasure to hear you cover raw.. No homo

#RAW Shouts: @Adriana_1217 @notwwetitantron @Hurley926 @ShintenSuken @gangststeve @TheAlysonBrand @FightDynamite

#RAW Shouts: @NotEdKaul @ChefMTF @WhereIsIzzy @HotRedLipstick @LiquidBaller @ShowtimeCR @wwe12legened @RatedRPeep

RT @ShowtimeCR – @5CornersxSmootx it was nice seeing Brock dismantle Josh! #Raw

RT @LiquidBaller – @5CornersxSmootx The fact that Josh is so Fragile from that weak fall is hilarious LOL! #RAW

#RAW Shouts: @StephenSnel23 @Lesliespage @FakeSting03 @stevie_zace @WWEKatieVick @shyguy_2004 @penguinpop88 @VivaMattyVegas

#RAW Shouts: @karnuj @xChillerONEx @HEELWrestling @BadassBledsoe @Kaibutsu @AndyDandyMandy @RealJoshMcGuire

#RAW Shouts: @garrett_22884 @Shez420 @SandoraElite @NatMcCoolFan @WrestlingNoob @young_eDuB_21 @JimJohnstonWWE @Kevin4theWin

#RAW Shouts: @Aquaman247 @GKickPerry @OriginalKingD @radiofreeg @jeffstitt77 @TheRealWB

#RAW Does anybody have the clip of Brock Lesnar throwing a TV during a backstage Smackdown segment? Would be greatly appreciated!

#RAW Try to find that clip if you can, wanna make something out of it. Gotta go, have a good night!

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WWE Smackdown (Tweet Log) – April 20th, 2012

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April 23, 2012

#Smackdown Daniel Bryan’s out here, putting over how Sheamus can’t touch any refs therefore foreshadowing a ref bump at #ExtremeRules

#Smackdown LOL! One kid chanting NO NO NO NO at DB.

#Smackdown DBryan: “AJ Stop, turn around, and go away” | SOUNDS LIKE SOMEBODY’S GOT A NEW SHIRT IN THE WORKS.

#Smackdown I wanna see AJ snap and go on a “psychotic ex” bender on DB, devouring cheeseburgers and other non vegan stuff.

#Smackdown DB says that he wishes AJ was never born. I kinda wanted to hear the live crowd be all YES YES YES with that.

#Smackdown THE OFFICIAL THEME SONG FOR #EXTREMERULES SHOULD JUST BE BROCK LESNAR’S ENTRANCE MUSIC.

#Smackdown DB won’t take AJ back. Guess it’s time for AJ to start lezzing out with Kaitlyn now.

RT @Mr_Professor – @5CornersxSmootx I’d like to see her go Mickie James Year One crazy, ya know?

#Smackdown Somebody needs to make a video of all the recycled bumps when WWE’s doing shows in UK. Just to show the laziness.

#Smackdown EVEN WHEN THE WIN IS SITTING IN FRONT OF NATALYA, NATALYA CAN’T FUCKING WIN.

#Smackdown Conflicting “YOU STILL GOT IT” chants with one guy going “YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK”

The WWE Hair Drier. Only way our heels can get heat. #Merch RT @chux4w: I hate the canned #SmackDown pop. It sounds like a hair drier.

#Smackdown Please send Damien Shitbox back to FCW to get a new gimmick please.

#Smackdown YES! SOMEBODY GET MY FUCKING MOMMA ON THE GODDAMN PHONE RIGHT THIS VERY INSTANT

#Smackdown “Where’s my Little Brother” sounds like a WWE YouTube show that didn’t make the cut.

#Smackdown Josh: “If Brodus is a Funkasaurus what does that make Hornswoggle” | Cole: “A Chimelsaurus” | #COMMENHATIN

#Smackdown #THEDACTYL BABY!

Thyroid Glands. RT @DAsharpshooters: Who isnt Hornswoggle cool with? #wwe #smackdown

#Smackdown Giving Hornswoggle the Garrett Bischoff treatment of pairing him up with likeable stars, will not get me to cheer for him.

#Smackdown *Hornswoggle Face*

#Smackdown Cole: “If that’s what’s looking good, I don’t want to look bad”

RT @DaSharpshooters – As soon as Hornswoggle becomes your friend you become lame. Prime Example: Sheamus. #wwe #Smackdown

#Smackdown Ditto and I can’t even dance RT @KeepItFiveStar: I’d play the part of Brodus Clay’s little brother. I need the money…

#Smackdown We’re back and Teddy Long’s JUST NOW looking for Aksana. Bumped into Black Cena and that guy who flashed his penis on twitter.

#Smackdown Laryngitis makes Teddy Long a Royal Guard. Cole claims this is the greatest Smackdown ever.

#Smackdown FUCK YEAH MATT STRIKER! #BringBackStriker!

#Smackdown Meanie Randy Orton still equals a boring Randy Orton.

RT @KeepItFiveStar – Randy Orton vs. Kane at Extreme Rules: Winner Gets A Role In The Marine 3.

RT @TNACreative – @RandyOrton fighting to the Chicago Sun Times if he has to. #SmackDown

#Smackdown What better way to close Green is Universal week then by the Uso’s in action tonight.

#Smackdown Booker: “Getting here is one thing, but staying here is another” | For once Booker’s right. — Johnny Curtis, Kizarny, NXT Jewfro

#Smackdown Big Deal Titus O’Neil vs Evander Real Deal Holyfield in a “who can shoehorn Deal in their nickname”-off

#Smackdown Black Cena and Yellow Teeth managed to get the win. Sorry I blanked out after Booker brought up the Fav-5 again.

#Smackdown TERRIBLE POST PRODUCTION EDIT FROM WWE/JOSH MATHEWS INTO THE RAW REBOUND.

#Smackdown Not feeling the “Cybernetic” theme for Extreme Rules. Should be more Rough and Gritty. Perhaps, hardcore

#Smackdown Derrick Bateman, that’s who I was thinking of when I said NXT Jewfro. Like Curtis, him and Maxine vanished after like 1 episode.

RT @PenguinPop88 – I THOUGHT DEL RIO WAS GONNA CRASH INTO THE CAMERAMAN! lmao, would’ve popped like hell. #WWE #SmackDown #beepbeep

#Smackdown Josh: “…Sir Michael Cole is a knight over here” | Cole: “That’s the [Inaudible] Bridge, wish you jump off it” | #COMMENHATIN

RT @Chux4w – Booker says that, because he’s in there with Show, Del Rio needs a lot of grease on his bone. I’m saying nothing. #SmackDown

#Smackdown ALBERTO DEL RIO JUST GOT REAL DEAL’D

#Smackdown Cole: “Did you just invent a word there?” | Booker: “Artist, artist…Cole are you just mad cause I had a dream about you?”

#Smackdown Del Rio gets the win off a Cody run-in. Cody trying desperately to save his character from lack of credibility.

#Smackdown Heath Slater is watching on the monitor in a ridiculous “I wish I was on Cribs” laughing at a jobber. Irony.

#Smackdown Booker: “Let’s not count this kid out yet” | Cole: “PFFFFFFFFFFFFT Booker, you’re an idiot.”

#Smackdown Booker: “C’mon kid drop out the back for a rollup” | Cole: “He dropped out the back alright” | #COMMENHATIN

#Smackdown Timekeeper? Try Notekeeper RT @WWEThatsNotPG: LESNAR V RYBACK PLZ, SPECIAL GUEST REF, GOLDBERG, SPECIAL GUEST TIMEKEENER, CRIMSON

If @Ryback22 can beat a wellness policy test, he can beat any opponent #ReasonsToWatchSmackdown

#Smackdown EVEN COLE WAS MAKING FUN OF HEATH SLATER. Seriously, Future Endeavor that schmuck already.

#Smackdown I’m both excited/dreading going over this show to get the quotes. Guess BLAST FROM THE PAST #COMMENHATIN wasn’t a 1 time thing

#Smackdown Cole plugs the buys for #Wrestlemania, Apparently Booker thinks there was a rodeo that night.

#Smackdown The Brock Lesnar Frozen Appetizer. Despite if it’s 8 years old, it’ll still leave you pissless and shitless. #Merch

#Smackdown WHY IS AKSANA HANGING OUT WITH DAVE LAGANA BACKSTAGE?

RT @KeepItFiveStar – Good thing Teddy Long has his hands over his crotch. Because it’d be embarrassing to see him get then lose his Aksana erection in seconds.

#Smackdown Yeah I have no clue who Claudio Canolli is.

#Smackdown That would explain it! RT @DaCrazyB: @5CornersxSmootx he was a ROH guy.

RT @ihateyanks27 – @5CornersxSmootx they need some good old fasion barbwire.

#Smackdown Wow this show has whizzed on by here tonight. Already in the 6-man main event and Mark Henry’s getting the Jobber intro.

#Smackdown I THINK, last time SD was in UK, Wade Barrett won the main event on Orton with a thumb to the eye. #HELLYEAHITWASATHUMBTOTHEEYE

#Smackdown Something something, BUTTERED BREAD! RT @KeepItFiveStar: 1 day I’m going to tweet Lobster Head while eating a lobster. One day…

#Smackdown So Cody Rhodes just snuck attack on Khali. Cody Rhodes with the biggest Face turn (so far) of 2012.

RT @WWEThatsNotPG – I TOLD KHALI TO GTFO, AND IT HAPPENED. PEOPLE POWER WORKS EVERYONE!

#Smackdown Big Show’s subbing for Khali. Laryngitis should not allow it but he’s too busy porking Aksana w/ Claudio Claustrophobia watching

#Smackdown John Cone with that WCW Stroke to allow the Big Show to be in this match up.

RT @Chux4w – Booker thinks it’s “ridiculous” that Sheamus will be punished if he attacks a referee. #SmackDown

#Smackdown So hitting a ref constitutes a $500k fine…If only the Hebners didn’t turn to underground 2nd hand merch selling.

RT @xMrsJericho – @5CornersxSmootx Earl would be a zillionaire !

#Smackdown Orton’s putting a whoopin on Cody Rhodes, Booker’s anxious to see Orton make the hot tag to Big Show

#Smackdown Cole: “Stupid ref out of position”

RT @WWEThatsNotPG – CODY MUST NOT BE A CONEHEAD, SINCE JOHN CONE IS GIVING NO FUCKS ABOUT HIS PIN ATTEMPT

#Smackdown WE’RE BACK, DANIEL BRYAN’S PUTTING A HURTIN ON ORTON NOW AND BOOKER’S CLAIMING ORTON MADE A MISTAKE NOT MAKING A BIG SHOW TAG.

#Smackdown BOOKER IS FUCKING SCREAMING OUT SPOTS LIKE A PUTZ HERE.

#Smackdown Y’know given their feud prior to Mania, having Mark Henry on the same team with DBryan doesn’t make much sense.

#Smackdown Yeah I don’t believe Cody Rhodes can get a Figure-4 on Big Show legit. Not at all.

#Smackdown ANNOUNCERS CALLING IT THE YES LOCK > EVERYTHING

#Smackdown And Team Get Picked Last In Dodgeball, picks up the victory on a decent 6-Man Tag Main Event.

#Smackdown Booker: “MAY I HAVE THIS DANCE MARK HENRY!” | #ThatJustHappened #BringBackStriker

RT @HEELWrestling – @KeepItFiveStar It’s mental. You’d think the “World’s Strongest Man” would have a stronger punch than some fat guy from the WCW Power Plant.

#Smackdown Thanks generic aspirin for pulling me out of that funk at the start of the show. Really helped out a lot

#Smackdown Shouts: @WWEThatsNotPG @twiztidskull @I_Smack_Rappers @xMrsJericho @twiztidskull @yakhunta @Woodzy_B

#Smackdown Shouts: @ZackZiggler @ihateyanks27 @DaCrazyB @Echo2Oblivion @KaysinEnorai @FightDynamite @allnewtpir

#Smackdown Shouts: @K1NG_OTR @xxrickybabyxx @WWEThatsNotPG @Jeremy5560 @SekaiIshtal @reeceecup @TheMJKnight

#Smackdown Shouts: @OniRokaku @RatedRPeep @orlisheart @SpenceSupreme @Mr_Professor @BCWood13

#Smackdown Shouts: @madnutter0102 @WhatMathewsSays

Thanks for the #FF: @fredthewolf @MrDreknowsbest @MrsZigglesworth @candyflossash @Neshat1Famous @JimeEsponja @OniRokaku

Thanks for the #FF: @IAmStephanie_ @SAve_US_GSM @JPerez920 @KaptainKayfabe @CokaiineLuv @NotEdKaul @K1NG_OTR @HitTheRopes

Thanks for the #FF: @heartbreak_kal @GTS_l0ri @orkoWilson

#Smackdown If I missed anybody, just yell at me. You know what to do.

#Smackdown That’s it for me, gonna comb SD tomorrow and then work on backburnered video a bit more and hopefully have it done soon.

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TNA Impact Wrestling (Tweet Log) – April 19th, 2012

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April 23, 2012

#ImpactWrestling, better known as #Lockdown, starts right now!

#ImpactWrestling Robert Roode sporting his best new Matt Morgan look, limping down to ring here.

RT @NotEdKaul – @5CornersxSmootx “The Champ is still the same” not a bad rip off

#ImpactWrestling Fans: “SHUT THE HELL UP *Clap clap clapclapclap*” | Love the fans no selling this.

#ImpactWrestling Roode coule be Morgan’s Petey Pump. RT @StephenSnel23: @5CornersxSmootx it’s uncanny how much they look alike now!

#ImpactWrestling Roode: “There’s no more heroes left for me to beat” | *Ken Anderson comes out*

#ImpactWrestling Jeff Hardy’s coming down. Anderson and Roode point out that Anderson was out in the ring first.

#ImpactWrestling Ken: “Jeff, I love you like a brother…” | BROTHERS DON’T LET BROTHERS TAKE ERRANT UNPROFESSIONAL CHAIR SHOTS TO THE HEAD

RT @Shanrcarter72 – @5CornersxSmootx Mine do. We was rough growing up.

RT @Chux4w – @5CornersxSmootx @K1NG_OTR: Dammit! If only I’d noticed before I’d have bought Lockdown!

#ImpactWrestling Foley’s an exception RT @ihateyanks27: @5CornersxSmootx I can’t stand people who wear socks on their arms!

#ImpactWrestling Jeff Hardy vs Anderson in a “Who was first to the ring despite video evidence” main event, Winner vs Roode at Sacrifice.

#ImpactWrestling Aries/Morgan vs Bully/Undefeated Crimson. Bet TNA makes Crimson’s team lose but Crimson won’t be pinned. #Undefeated

#ImpactWrestling Taz: “That’ll definitely pull apart your footbag” | Tenay: “Excuse me?” | What happened to yambag?

#ImpactWrestling Aries does most of the work during this match, Bully Ray with a roll up and nearly pants’d Aries to get the 1-2-3. #TNAwful

#ImpactWrestling Like Kevin Nash in the WWE, people are fumbling for their remotes as Garrett Bischoff makes his way to the ring. #CLICK

#ImpactWrestling Sign: “Bye bye Eric B********”

#ImpactWrestling AJ: “I think I speak for everybody here when I say, Garrett Bischoff you got some balls son” | NOT SPEAKING FOR ME

#ImpactWrestling SPIKE TELEVISION IS ACTUALLY BLEEPING ERIC BISCHOFF’S LAST NAME. #TNAwful

#ImpactWrestling Flair: “Next week I’m having a party, a tribute, a tribute to the great Eric [BLEEP]” | #ThatJustHappened

#ImpactWrestling Daniels reveals why he brainwashed Kaz to drag out a pointless angle people hated for months…later tonight.

RT @TNACreative – Ric Flair bringing alcohol into the Impact Zone. Its official, nothing productive will be seen next week…especially from us #ImpactTonight

#ImpactWrestling God, we’re only 40 minutes into the show here tonight.

#ImpactWrestling Angle vs AJ Styles, if you can block out all the stupid shit tonight this should be a really good match

RT @Chux4w – Awesome! Angle v Styles is always good. I really hope Daniels and Kaz don’t ruin it with a distraction. #Impact

#ImpactWrestling TAZ AND TENAY ARE MUMBLING AND STUMBLING THROUGH AC/DC’S BACK IN BLACK. #TNAwful

#ImpactWrestling DON’T ADJUST YOUR ILLICIT FEEDS, SPIKE JUST ABRUPTLY WENT TO COMMERCIAL FOR SOME REASON.

#ImpactWrestling QUICK, SOMEBODY THROW ON AN OLD THUNDER RE-RUN. NOBODY WILL KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.

RT @TNACreative – Only we can botch a transition between a taped TV show to a commercial, all bow to us @TNACreative master of the clusterbomb. #ImpactTonight

RT @OniRokaku – @5CornersxSmootx *rushes to find one* ALL I CAN FIND IS A OLD EPISODE OF NITRO!

#ImpactWrestling Unfortunately, we’re back and Kaz and Daniels are out at ringside here to shit on @Chux4w hopes for this match.

#ImpactWrestling TNA: WHERE SHITTY ROLLUPS MATTER

#ImpactWrestling Angle, uncharacteristically tries to help out AJ who looks distraught after getting papers served to him.

#ImpactWrestling Careful Joseph Park, Gunner might put you in a shitty rollup for 3 seconds.

#ImpactWrestling As wrestlers are coming down to the ring, I think Hogan’s announcement will be every match has to end in a rollup pin.

#ImpactWrestling Hogan: “R-V-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D” | RVD’S NAME JUST BROKE HOGAN.

#ImpactWrestling Anderson vs Hardy vs RVD in a least deserving No 1 Contenders main event where the winner faces Roode at Sacrifice.

#ImpactWrestling Hogan’s announcing an “Open Fight Night” which is basically CCW without the celebrities. #FireCreative

#ImpactWrestling BOOK @SCOTTSTEINER FOR OPEN FIGHT NIGHT @HULKHOGAN!

#ImpactWrestling Hogan: “Ever since I was a teeny weenie hulkster, the TV Title was defended every week” | IE, 1995 WCW.

#ImpactWrestling Here I was hoping it would be the “NO BULLSHIT” edition episode that they did to please @TheSpoonyOne. And it was alright

#ImpactWrestling So basically guys from OVW and tomato cans who couldn’t cut in Bellator, will be on Impact’s “Open Fight Night”.

#ImpactWrestling Taz: “LET THE PIGEONS LOOSE!” | TENAY: “YES!!!!” | #ThatJustHappened

#MMAUncensored LIVE > #ImpactWrestling

#ImpactWrestling Taz: “A treat? A treat is an ice cream cone. This is a Knockout Smorgasbord!”

#ImpactWrestling Tenay: “Still to come, Eric Young and ODB the Honeymoon footage” | Taz: “Hopefully you’ve eaten beforehand” | Rough quote

#ImpactWrestling *Tara doing the Brodus Clay shake* | Taz: “Ever done that before Mike?” | Tenay: “Not recently!”

#ImpactWrestling Taz: “I’ve never seen monkeys look like this…” | IF THERE WERE BLACKS INVOLVED IN THIS MATCH, THAT’D BE RACIST

#ImpactWrestling ANOTHER MATCH ENDING WITH A SHITTY ROLL UP, COLOR ME SHOCKED. (Not really) #TNAwful

#ImpactWrestling KEN ANDERSON THINKS HE’S OFF OF THE TNA ROSTER SO THAT HE CAN CALL OUT ANYBODY HE WANTS ON OPEN FIGHT NIGHT

RT @SandoraElite – @5CornersxSmootx I hope VKM comes back on open fight night and challenges DX to come out of retirement because that’s how wrestling works

#ImpactWrestling is brought to you by 5-Hour Energy. Terrible wrestling boring you? Predictability got you down? Drink 5-Hour Energy…

#ImpactWrestling …and by Fruit Roll-Ups, nothing enhances 1-dimensional wrestling like the taste of Fruit Roll-Ups.

RT @Karnuj – @5CornersxSmootx “Brought to you by 5 Hour energy… trust us its NOT roid rage!”

#ImpactWrestling Calves and Abs > Trust and Love

#ImpactWrestling MAN, THAT HONEYMOON FOOTAGE WAS SO INTENSE. I AM SO GLAD I PUT UP WITH 90 MINUTES OF NONSENSE TO SEE IT.

#ImpactWrestling D-Von vs Gunner for the TV Title now breaking a 2-3 month dry spell. Bet it ends in a roll-up.

RT @JasonTNA – @5CornersxSmootx no…the rules are ALSO that during #OpenFightNight, ANYone on the roster can call out & challenge anyone else that night.

RT @SandoraElite – @5CornersxSmootx they should hire you to plug 5 hour energy because you just convinced me to buy some in bulk

RT @Chux4w – Remember when Zema Ion was a big heel in the X division? Zema Ion. You don’t? Remember the X division? No? Umm… #Impact

RT @Chux4w – Remember when Gunner was hitting everyone with piledrivers and DDTs on the concrete, putting RVD out for months? #Impact

#ImpactWrestling I AM MORE SHOCKED THAT THE MATCH DIDN’T END WITH A ROLL UP THAN I AM ABOUT D-VON RETAINING THE TV TITLE.

#ImpactWrestling The non-rollup pin finish is your Direct Auto Insuarance Impact of the Night. Well deserved

#ImpactWrestling For real though, splitting Team 3D was a huge mistake. Yet D-Von’s been in the best shape in his career IMO.

#Winner RT @chux4w: Devon and Storm are friends now? They really crowbared that in there. Ha! Get it? Crowbar? Devon Storm? Ha! #Impact

#ImpactWrestling LOL, Is James Storm going to say “I’m sorry, about my damn luck” cause that’ll actually be legit funny.

Me to @JasonTNA – Thanks for clearing that up. I must’ve gotten confused from the absurdity.

#ImpactWrestling LOL, Is James Storm going to say “I’m sorry, about my damn luck” cause that’ll actually be legit funny.

#ImpactWrestling Judging from James Storm’s story to his daughter, he clearly should’ve gotten a replica TNA belt off of TNAShop(dot)com

#ImpactWrestling Storm: “You may have won the match but you didn’t beat me” | Whelp, there’s the fallacy of Steel Cage Matches.

RT @SandoraElite – @5CornersxSmootx 80% OFF TOO

#ImpactWrestling Gotta feel for James Storm. If only there was, oh I dunno, some special show where you could call out anybody to fight.

RT @Chux4w – I’m glad I didn’t buy Lockdown if it was headlined by James Storm beating himself. #Impact

#ImpactWrestling THE TNA ANNOUNCER JUST GOT BLEEPED FOR SAYING “ERIC BISCHOFF APPRECIATION NIGHT” #FuckThisCompany

RT @MarkSatrang – holy hell these Spike TV issues are obnoxious. They’re making me want to watch Impact even less…

#ImpactWrestling I really wanna see Jeff Hardy trip doing that closed eyes “I have eyes on my eyelids” shit.

#ImpactWrestling In 6 minutes, 1 one of these guys is going to go on & lose to Roode in a BS fashion in front of a handful of people.

#ImpactWrestling Taz: “Oh Mike, you know I’m a huge fan of MMA Uncensored Live!” | Just like a PPV, NO BUYS!

#ImpactWrestling Hurry this up and take it home, some Live half-interesting thing is about to come on.

#ImpactWrestling Finisher on Anderson, Finisher on Anderson, Finisher on Anderson. Backslide on Jeff Hardy. C’MON, NO ROLLUP? #TNAwful

RT @KeepItFiveStar – Oh My God! Hulk Hogan updated the VIA Satellite. He’s SO not there. It looks like the Playstation WCW Thunder videos.

RT @KeepItFiveStar – Wow. Bully Ray didn’t just pull the tights. He was checking Austin Aries for hemorrhoids.

RT @GrishamESPN – During a live report on a local Houston newscast yesterday this happened. @RoFloESPN must be proud pic.twitter.com/PJRNdp6O

#ImpactWrestling Shouts: @K1NG_OTR @danniebear87 @JoelxDRRomantic @MasterGio @TheArturoChapa @SandoraElite

#ImpactWrestling Shouts: @JasonTNA @KaptainKayfabe @OniRokaku @karnuj @radiofreeg @NotEdKaul @DumpsterBroski

#ImpactWrestling Shouts: @JO3officially @Woodzy_B @twiztidskull @shanrcarter72 @ihateyanks27 @JPerez920 @IAmKneeGrow

#ImpactWrestling Shouts: @DaCrazyB @WWEThatsNotPG @boondocksMN @chux4w @Xcalabar @Diamondelle84 @StephenSnel23

#ImpactWrestling Shouts: @GKickPerry @Mr_Professor @SpinninToeHold

#ImpactWrestling That’s it for me, have a good night! See ya for #Smackdown tomorrow

RT @Chux4w – I don’t always give #Impact shoutouts, but when I do, I give them to @WWECapshuns. #MostInterestingTweeterInTheWorld

#ImpactWrestling #WhereMMAMatters RT @KeepItFiveStar: When did AJ Styles turn into OJ Styles? Take those black gloves off.

RT @KeepItFiveStar – LMAO did Hulk Hogan have a mini stroke doing the RVD taunt?It LITERALLY almost killed him to put someone else over. It’s like Fonzie & wrong

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WWE RAW (Tweet Log) – April 16th, 2012

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April 23, 2012

Angry Steiners #TNAwful – img.ly/gWoC

If you watch closely a Friday Night Smackdown might break out. #RAW, NEXT!

#RAW Yes what better way to scream main event match….then by having it at the top of the show. Is this a post-production rib?

#RAW WOW, MARK HENRY WITH A FULL BLOWN JOBBER ENTRANCE

RT @WWE_Creative – Hey look, Mark Henry just materialized out of…well not “thin” air… #RAWTonight

RT @NotEdKaul – Hey look, Mark Henry just materialized out of…well not “thin” air… #RAWTonight

#RAW Okay, who brought Miami to London?

#RAW *Henry shoving Punk’s head into the post* | Fans: “YES YES YES YES YES YES”

#RAW CM PUNK WITH SHADES OF JEFF HARDY.

#RAW This show should’ve been live with a special start time of 2PM in the afternoon here in the states and a replay in its normal time slot

Why not? Not like people aren’t already posting spoilers about it as is.RT @IAMAnthony2012: @5CornersxSmootx lol why?

RT @WWE_creative – Due to the NTSC/PAL conversions, Mark Henry looks gray. It’s not racist, it’s just highly technical. #RAWTonight

#RAW CM Punk with a diving steel chair from the top rope, Punk retains the WWE title. Would’ve been better if Henry wasn’t treated as jobber

#RAW Punk vs Jericho in a Chicago Street Fight at #ExtremeRules.

#RAW WORST TMZ FOOTAGE EVER.

RT @WWE_Creative – That could be any skinny fat-ass walking into that bar. #RAWTonight

#RAW #FISHANDCHIPS

#RAW LOL! CM Punk got cut off due to the pre-tape reaching its end.

RT @ShintenSuken – I’d rather watch Cena/Kane again than this, at least “Give in to the Hate” wasn’t “Become an alcoholic because your Dad’s one.”

RT @Stevie_Zace – @5CornersxSmootx kelly kelly went to the shoveit inn

#RAW I really do hope Punk and Jericho take to the literal streets of Chicago at #ExtremeRules. Should be a great match.

RT @Chux4w – I love the ‘hang up.’ I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone do that during a tron argument. Jericho is great with little creativities. #Raw

#RAW OH DEAR GOD, R-TRUTH IS TRYING TO BE SHERLOCK HOLMES.

#RAW Please don’t. RT @WWEThatsNotPG: Bringing back Sir Michael Cole

#RAW I’M WAITING FOR SANTINO TO TAKE A SHIRT OFF AND HAVE ONE OF THOSE FAILED WWE KAYFABE SHIRTS ON. #MARK

#RAW Please have David Otunga do the same thing with what Santino did, but with Lobster Bibs instead.

RT @Real_KevinChuff – @5CornersxSmootx is it me or did @DavidOtunga steal the masterpieces entrance

RT @SpinninToeHold – David ‘BP’ Otunga

#RAW 5 hours of post production editing couldn’t fix that clusterfuck of a match between Otunga/Santino. Then again, it is Green Week.

#RAW COMING UP NEXT, BROCK LESNAR GOES SCOTT STEINER’ING ON JOHN CENA.

RT @DASharpshooters – Lord Tensai is not. getting. over. #wwe #Raw

#RAW #IllDoHimAnEgg #GETMAHBAGS! RT @RegalSays: @5CornersxSmootx redneck!

RT @RealityOfChris – Oh..just piss? That’s okay, Cena..nothing to be ashamed of — at least it’s not the brown stuff running down your leg.

RT @GrishamESPN – I was the ring announcer! RT@WWE: Five years ago today, a miracle happened on #Raw. … The @milanmiracle! WATCH: wwe.me/ajHsx

RT @WWE_Creative – Thank you WWE Universe for not BitTorrenting Wrestlemania as much as you normally do! #RAWTonight

RT @RealityofChris – I guess NOT making the Vikings team didn’t qualify for this “put over” piece on Brock?

#RAW I’M MARKIN OUT AT BROCK SAYING JOHN CENA IS PISSING AND SHITTING ALL OVER HIMSELF.

#RAW Needs a Jimmy John’s bag carrier RT @kickoutblog: Does Lesnar really need someone to carry a bag with 1 black tank top & sweatpants?

RT @NotEdKaul – @5CornersxSmootx was there a middle aged man with a ryder wig/headband? no not awkward at all

RT @WWEThatsNotPG – OLD GUY IN THE POLO. NEED THAT PIC @WWECapshuns PLEASE

#RAW Brock Lesnar insulting John Cena > 2012 TNA Lockdown

#RAW So it’s Zack Ryder vs Kane here. A match nobody really cares about because the angle went mild quickly. Wonder how Orton will interfere

When he turned face/unable to put on pants. RT @AndyDandyMandy: #RAW When did Randy Orton become such an idiot?

#RAW Cole: “It’s been Whoa whoa whoa, for Zack ryder” | TRY #WOMPWOMPWOMP COLE

#RAW I don’t know what Ryder did or didn’t do, but his time in the spotlight is over if Kane can just shit on him with ease like that.

#RAW LOL! Kofi’s showing AJ his img(dot)ly photo album.

#RAW YEAH, WHO DID GENE LEBELLE EVER BEAT? CERTAINLY WASN’T JESUS.

RT @TNACreative – It could be called the Crip… Nevermind. #RAW

RT @Podswoggle – To anyone playing the YES! drinking game: RIP April 16th, 2012 #Raw #WWE

RT @DASharpshooters – Daniel Bryan owning Kofi Kingston with “YES” reminded me of Doctor Evil owning Scott with “shh”. #wwe #Raw

#RAW DOOFY JOHN CENA IS NOW OUT HERE TO PISS AND SHIT HIMSELF.

#RAW #YES! MORE OF BROCK PUNCHING THE SHIT OUT OF CENA AND KICKING HIM IN THE NUTS!

#RAW Lesnar seriously needed a giant orange afro at the end of RAW last week. #MyFriendYouveBeenKickedInTheNuts

RT @Andy_Salcedo – @5CornersxSmootx its probably punishment for Ryder busting his ass in getting himself over without WWE’s hand

RT @OneCountKickout – Stupid Gumby looking bastard. @WWE #RAW

#RAW Cena: “Sounds like some of you he would just say, CENA SUCKS” | DAN-IEL BRY-AN *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP

RT @ShaneHelmsCom – Otunga … geez. You’re on TV with the biggest wrestling company in the world. Please learn how to bump bro.

RT @FizzVsTheWorld – #RAW Cena, stop acting like those #YES chants are for you, you friggin’ leech…

RT @AndyDandyMandy – #RAW Hey John. You’re a babyface who gets booed by more than half the crowd. Can you blame Johnny for wanting someone cooler as the top guy?

#RAW Johnny Ace: “The WWE universe wants to see you fight” | NO WE DON’T!

#RAW That post-production commentary work.

RT @WWE_Creative – Stay tuned, we may accidentally have a wrestling match…next #RAWTonight

#RAW Cole: “What is going on?”

#RAW King: “Normally I like to hear the word Yes, especially if it’s from a lady…” | THEN IT DOESN’T CONSTITUTE AS RAPE.

RT @K1NG_OTR – @5CornersxSmootx Fucking love the profile picture, Steiner would be a bomb bird.

#RAW AJ’s watching DB vs Kofi intently from the back as if this is a Skip Sheffield match.

#RAW DB with the #YESLock wins a pretty damn good match. Give this man a title again.

#RAW STILL TO COME: John Cena vs The Black Silhouette in an Extreme Rules match.

#RAW FUCK #YES BRODUS CLAY! SOMEBODY COMB A LLAMA, SOMEBODY CALL OBAMA!

#RAW LOOK AT #THEDACTYL, LOOK AT #THEDACYTL!!

#RAW HERE COMES #THEHARPY, VICKIE GUERRERO.

#RAW This match is thrown out early after Retard Jack Swagger interfered. #TheSwaggie

#RAW Vickie knocked Arianne over like it was Melina vs Alicia Fox match. Naomi bout to go all Kaitlyn on Vickie like this is still NXT.

#RAW Eve, Otunga, and Laryngitis all going into into Laryngitis’ office to see who’s got the Bigger Johnny.

#RAW Safe to say Chief Jay Strongbow has cemented a spot in the 2013 spot in the Hall of Fame if he’s not already in there.

#RAW If Flair can get two rings… RT @GKickPerry: @5CornersxSmootx Went in in 1994.

RT @SuperMetsk31 – @5CornersxSmootx He was inducted in the first class of the HOF

RT @AndyDandyMandy – @5CornersxSmootx Class of 94. He’s already in.

#RAW AFTER THREE SEGMENTS WORTH OF STUPIDITY, TEDDY LONG FINALLY REALIZED THAT R-TRUTH IS A DUMBASS.

RT @LeKeithLewis – You Know, No One Should Be Surprised a Guy Like R-Truth Doesn’t Know Where to Look for a Job. He Can’t Even Spell “Classified”

RT @ShintenSuken – I like how Show’s Tron is now just him punching Cody over and over again. Feels like it could be Cody’s “David Flair” Tron.

#RAW Clearly Abe Washington is out here to scout guests for his hiatus’d talk show.

RT @WWEThatsNotPG – DUDE, I COULD HAVE GOTTEN OUT OF THE WAY OF THAT CHOP

#RAW BIG SHOW VS R-TRUTH IN A TARD-OFF, SPECIAL GUEST REF OF JACK SWAGGER

RT @SandoraElite – @5CornersxSmootx Can Daniel Bryan commentate the TARD-OFF? #YES #YES #YES

RT @Chux4w – I see kids climbing onto their chairs. I really can’t stand that. I’ve had so many shows ruined by those little shits. #Raw

#RAW Oh thank god, when Teddy Long said that he was looking for a job I really thought Laryngitis was going to put him against Cena.

#RAW Lord Tensai is Cena’s opponent for the main event here. Cena can’t even put over jobbers from 1998

RT @LeKeithLewis – No @AKATheMaskedMan, No @thejillthompson, No @Keepitfivestar for #RAW. It’s Like WCW Advertised the nWo & Horace Hogan Walked Out.

#RAW King: “Look at Tiger Woods, he’s lost his family and his career’s never been the same since”

#RAW A-Train has got Cena in an ARRRRMBARRRRRRRR. Yeah that’s totally going to work against Cena.

#RAW HOLY SHIT! WHEN’S THE LAST TIME SOMEBODY LOST TO THE POISON MIST, LET ALONE RESULTING IN A CENA LOSS. HISTORIC NIGHT IN WWE!

RT @NotEdKaul – @chux4w how ironic john spent years telling people they can’t see him now he can’t see the people

RT @HitTheRopes – LOL, how ironic that Cena is saying he can’t see #WWE #Raw

RT @Chux4w – If only Tensai had done the ‘you can’t see me’ hand wave. #MissedOpportunities #Raw

#RAW This very well may be one of the greatest taped RAWs in a long long time. Not too bad of a show.

Your point being? RT @heyHeidiHanson: @5CornersxSmootx wait.. like as if WWE is real?

#RAW One of those times I’m glad I was. RT @fromtheburro: @5CornersxSmootx Looks like you were wrong on that one

#RAW Shouts: @AdamExtreme @NotEdKaul @heyHeidiHanson @fromtheburro @WWEThatsNotPG @RoXy11984 @K1NG_OTR

#RAW Shouts: @shanrcarter72 @LiquidBaller @Heartbreak_Kal

RT @Gkickperry – @5CornersxSmootx I think Mickie James lost three times to the Mist in TNA.

#RAW Shouts: @JoelxDRRomantic @GKickPerry @MasterGio @xxrickybabyxx @supermetsk31 @SandoraElite @JoelxDRRomantic

#RAW Shouts: @HotRedLipstick @MattyNitro @Executnr @AndyDandyMandy @MisterForth @ihateyanks27 @MrDreknowsbest

#RAW Shouts: @arbrowning @fredthewolf @zaran13294 @_JetWorldOrder @shyguy_2004 @WrestlingNoob @KevinGillman @twiztidskull

#RAW Shouts: @Seanfranchise6 @BloodtypeOnline @Adriana_1217 @Andy_Salcedo @dukect @ShintenSuken @Ryan_Siekrest

#RAW Shouts: @stevie_zace @allnewtpir @yakhunta @maddhatter @dmolesevich @ZackZiggler @Brasshole81 @RegalSays @Da_Real_Luis

#RAW Shouts: @Real_KevinChuff @KFriedRasslin @MattyNitro @Woodzy_B @IAMAnthony2012 @NatalieS189 @Aquaman247

#RAW Shouts: @FizzVsTheWorld @CestMoiLizzy @junaiddavros @RegalSays @Mr_Professor @WWFRAWISWAR @CaigeCollect

#RAW Shouts: @jhOrton92

RT @KeepItFiveStar – First of all, there’s weed in R-Truth’s Sherlock Homes pipe. And second, REALLY?

RT @WWECapshuns – @WWEThatsNotPG LONDON BROSKI 1. Full fistpump http://t.co/FEWQNMNX

RT @WWECapshuns – @WWEThatsNotPG LONDON BROSKI 2. No fistpump, more natural lighting http://t.co/H7Xvv1C0

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