#RAW I really hate NCIS: LA being the lead in to RAW, I hate the old crypt keeper lady at the end of every episode of it even worse
#RAW HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT, AN ACTUAL SIGNATURE, NO RECAPS. #IMMARKINOUTBRO!
#RAW I tuned into RAW and apparently a Night of Champions PPV has broken out, according to Miz.
#RAW Miz isn’t a face or heel, he’s just an unfunny dick. Way to make Cena look tolerable.
#RAW PINK AND THE STINK NOW ON MIZ TV
RT @KojiClutch – It’s bad that I’m making my all of my friends who don’t watch wrestling watch Raw.
#RAW What is with Cena getting uncomfortably close with dude’s body parts, Cesaro’s nips, Cody’s mustache…no wonder his wife left him.
#RAW Cole: “Did you ever think you would see Miz and Cena on the same team!?” | Yes, I have because it’s HAPPENED BEFORE!
#RAW Cole: “The team I never thought I’d see together, Miz and Cena, in control as RAW rolls on” | THEY’VE TAGGED BEFORE!
#RAW King: “Wonder he knows the famous playwright who was afraid of Christmas” | Cole: “That would be” | King: “Noel Coward” | NOW HE KNOWS
#RAW Cole: “I know you’re VERY active on twitter” | King: “What does that mean?”
#RAW Cena and Miz with the unnecessary bury on RhodeScholars. Well at least we got that out of the way.
#RAW Vickie’s throwing her Face Turn party and books Ziggler in a match against Sheamus later tonight. So much for a night of champions
#RAW 20th anniversary of RAW in two weeks, filled with stars from past and present. Can’t wait for it
RT @WrestlezoneCom – Tune in Wednesday to see if Cesaro can get the Neutralizer on Great Khali. That’s got to be the only reason to watch that match…
#RAW Kane *pacing around*: “This sucks!” | RAW, in a nutshell
#RAW RicRod vs Big Show for the WHC later tonight, Big Show tries to hotshot Ryback’s gimmick by whispering one word sentences.
#RAW Eve vs Mae Young for the Divas title later tonight. FLAIR, RIBBED!
#RAW King: “Mae Young’s so old, she was a waitress during the Boston Tea Party”
#RAW Back from the bathroom and can’t tell if Cole is really yukking it up to Lawler’s stuff or if he’s actually drunk.
#RAW King: “Told you I’ve been in a band before, we called ourselves Whiteline but we middle of the road”
#RAW King: “Look at Paul Heyman, I heard he hung up stockings for Christmas and he got Odor Eaters” | Thought he celebrated Hanukkah?
#RAW Heyman to Vince: “You’ve become a flesh-peddling promoter” *Drops Mic* “HOW DARE YOU, HOW DARE YOU!” #WHADDAYATHINKLAWLER!?
#RAW *MCMAHON FACE* (as he was leaving)
#RAW Huh. I’m guessing that they’re going to have the AJ/Ziggler toast bit after this match or close the show?
#RAW King: “I’d be in great shape if my blood had about as much circulation as AJ’s” | That’s not PG.
#RAW Never really occurred to me til just now, but King is a straightedge fellow.
#RAW Here’s some facts about Biggie Langston, he’s really strong and isn’t somebody you should piss off.
#RAW King: “There hasn’t been a good opportunity for Ziggler to cash in” | SURVIVOR SERIES, “OVER 30 CHAIR SHOTS”
#RAW Fatcat trounces on my keyboard as Biggie Langston distracts Sheamus for a Shield attack. Maybe Punk’s right?
#RAW Maddox asks Heyman for a job, Heyman gets pissed at Maddox. If you ask me, Maddox has done jobs for the past several weeks.
#RAW Mae Young can’t compete due to being suddenly pregnant. Looks like hand is going to get a new brother!!
#RAW Also, really loved the old timey dramatic organ when the doc said Mae’s pregnant, it’s not like Daytime Soaps are dying off or anything
RT @SpinninToeHold – Mae Young preggo > Kim Kardashian preggo
#RAW King: “We don’t need Maury Povich to tell you I’m not the father” | Cole: “Same age bracket” | King: “Wanna make it to new year?”
#RAW WHOA! Ladies calm down, don’t wanna BFF the Divas title too now.
#RAW OH SHIT, IS ALBERTO GOING TO ANNOUNCE FOR RICROD?
#RAW King: “For Christmas my girlfriend said she wanted something that she could drive” | Cole: “Which was?” | King: “A box of nails”
#RAW If Ricardo doesn’t this match, I’m totally attributing it to ADR not announcing him. A real missed opportunity by WWE there.
#RAW *If Ricardo doesn’t WIN this match… | My New Year’s resolution is stop leaving out words in tweets. Sorry bout that folks.
#RAW RicRod with a small offense on Big Show, gets goozled into a near chokeslam til ADR interferes. C’mon, Ricardo totally had that!
#RAW Kofi/Barrett after the break. Gee, I TOTALLY have no idea bit.ly/Whjvzc at who’s going to win this bit.ly/WhjBXr
#RAW Find out who’s going to win this THRILLING IC title match that isn’t Kofi Kingston, on the other side of the break.
#RAW In Labor. RT @RegalSays: What’s the word about Mae Young tonight?
#RAW Can we not mention Championship in the same sentence as Hornswoggle? Motherfucker ruined the Cruiserweight title.
#RAW If WWE really wanted to hype this match for us to watch, they should’ve said “BARRETT USES WASTELAND” instead of outright spoiling it
RT @GreatKhaliSays – I am busy on Monday night raw because I am helping Doctor to deliver the Mae young’s baby. Go Watch Monday night raw. pic.twitter.com/q9AyF0de
#RAW Last week on RAW’s “How the Gringo Nearly Ruined Christmas”
#RAW Vickie: “Mae’s giving birth to the New Year’s baby” | Santino: “WHAAAAAAAA!?” | RAW, in a nutshell
#RAW An 89-year old “giving birth” to a Fun-Sized person segued into Ryback vs The Shield. Okay.
#RAW Sheamus and Randy Orton come down to help Ryback and presumably make this into a 6 man tag match/kerfuffle?
#RAW Sucks that they couldn’t get Biggie Langston a sleeveless tux shirt for this segment.
#RAW If this segment is nothing but clips of Cena getting shitted on, then I wholeheartedly approve of this.
#RAW Ziggler: “HOT DOG! WE HAVE A WIENER” | JBL: HE’S HOTDOGGIN’!
#RAW Ziggler: “John, your time is up and MY TIME is now. No offense”
#RAW LOL! Ziggler’s treating Biggie like he’s Robbie T. Only thing missing is loudly colored cardigan sweater.
#RAW Cena: “Easy Mr. T, I didn’t come out here to fight” | BIGGIE T, ROBBIE T, WWE’S ROBBING TNA, IT’S A CONSPIRACY!!
#RAW OH COME ON, What did Torrie Wilson ever do to be the off spring of AJ and Dolph?
#RAW Actually I could see Baby Fuji throwing powder at the other babies’ eyes.
#RAW Yeah, pretty sure Cena’s into Scatology. You wanna know why wrestling is awful and can’t draw ratings? This show is a prime example why
RT @KeepItFiveStar – This is the second time Dolph Ziggler’s had poo dropped on him in his WWE career
#RAW Only thing missing from that ending is Karen Jarrett screaming “I HAVE SHIT ON ME”. Guess I should expect a Chyna return in 1-2 weeks?
#RAW Case in point: youtu.be/L-7tCbmM_Mo?t=…
#RAW And also if Ziggler is the “same old shit”, then perhaps Cena should freshen up on his humor – youtu.be/JmcVW1FyfjE
youtu.be/RJOi5byjTek RT @NovaKnight21: RUNNING DOWN THE GUTTER WITH A PIECE OF BREAD & BUTTER DOLPH AND AJ *phbbbt phbbt*
RT @TheRealWB – Tonight’s show should have been a ‘best of’ or something. Was obvious the last two weeks meant nothing and all focus is on the Jan 7 show.
#RAW Good night and Happy New Year!