#RAW I really hate NCIS: LA being the lead in to RAW, I hate the old crypt keeper lady at the end of every episode of it even worse

#RAW HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT, AN ACTUAL SIGNATURE, NO RECAPS. #IMMARKINOUTBRO!

#RAW I tuned into RAW and apparently a Night of Champions PPV has broken out, according to Miz.

#RAW Miz isn’t a face or heel, he’s just an unfunny dick. Way to make Cena look tolerable.

#RAW PINK AND THE STINK NOW ON MIZ TV

RT @KojiClutch – It’s bad that I’m making my all of my friends who don’t watch wrestling watch Raw.

RT @MrDreKnowsBest – @5CornersxSmootx Its almost like WWE is trying to make him be Roddy Piper but not as talented as him.

RT @Supermetsk31 – @5CornersxSmootx #RAW Watching the ball drop is not PG!

#RAW What is with Cena getting uncomfortably close with dude’s body parts, Cesaro’s nips, Cody’s mustache…no wonder his wife left him.

#RAW Cole: “Did you ever think you would see Miz and Cena on the same team!?” | Yes, I have because it’s HAPPENED BEFORE!

RT @MrOtacon – Damien Sandow, John Cena, and his clone walk into a bar… @5cornersxsmootx

#RAW Cole: “The team I never thought I’d see together, Miz and Cena, in control as RAW rolls on” | THEY’VE TAGGED BEFORE!

RT @Aquaman247 – @5CornersxSmootx the Bella chick doesn’t seem to mind. How does that cornball pull that chick?

RT @FemmeJomo – @5CornersxSmootx They won the Tag Titles together before as well.

#RAW It’s a ruse to get to DB RT @Aquaman247: @5CornersxSmootx the Bella chick doesn’t seem to mind. How does that cornball pull that chick?

RT @DASharpshooters – Michael Cole forgot about Cena and Miz being tag team champions. #wwe #raw

#RAW Cole: “I always toast, doesn’t have to be New Year’s to do that” | King: “Has your liver cringed?” | #COMMENHATIN

#RAW King: “Wonder he knows the famous playwright who was afraid of Christmas” | Cole: “That would be” | King: “Noel Coward” | NOW HE KNOWS

RT @TableofJapan – AJ and Dolph are having a New Year’s toast. Speaking of toast, AJ’s character is like butter on toast, always spread… #Raw #BadSexPuns

#RAW Cole: “I know you’re VERY active on twitter” | King: “What does that mean?”

#RAW Cena and Miz with the unnecessary bury on RhodeScholars. Well at least we got that out of the way.

#RAW Vickie’s throwing her Face Turn party and books Ziggler in a match against Sheamus later tonight. So much for a night of champions

RT @MrOtacon – Joe Hennig getting more airtime than he had all year. @5cornersxsmootx

RT @Aquaman247 – I couldn’t even focus on that backstage segment. Too busy watching the mid card jobbers partying. #RAW @5CornersxSmootx

#RAW 20th anniversary of RAW in two weeks, filled with stars from past and present. Can’t wait for it

#RAW Heyman and Punk talk Vickie into booking The Shield against Ryback in a handicap match. Vickie, back on the #HustleBootyTempTats list!

#RAW Cesaro calls out Sgt. Slaughter for the US Title right here, ON #NOCONTINUITYNIGHT……wait a minute.

#RAW Don’t think Sarge had career match with HBK RT @Aquaman247: They fear the Flair wrestling but the Sarge can go? #RAW @5CornersxSmootx

RT @Chux4w – If there’s one thing I hate more than Sarge being brought out every two months, it’s King and Cole acting surprised. #Raw

RT @WrestlezoneCom – Tune in Wednesday to see if Cesaro can get the Neutralizer on Great Khali. That’s got to be the only reason to watch that match…

#RAW Kane *pacing around*: “This sucks!” | RAW, in a nutshell

#RAW RicRod vs Big Show for the WHC later tonight, Big Show tries to hotshot Ryback’s gimmick by whispering one word sentences.

#RAW Eve vs Mae Young for the Divas title later tonight. FLAIR, RIBBED!

RT @TableOfJapan – There’s only one thing worse than King’s terrible jokes – Cole’s over the top fake laugh that follows them #Raw

#RAW King: “Mae Young’s so old, she was a waitress during the Boston Tea Party”

#RAW Back from the bathroom and can’t tell if Cole is really yukking it up to Lawler’s stuff or if he’s actually drunk.

#RAW King: “Told you I’ve been in a band before, we called ourselves Whiteline but we middle of the road”

RT @Supermetsk31 – @5CornersxSmootx #RAW The referee took forever to start the 3-count!

RT @Garrett_22884 – That looked like a 4 count #WWE #Raw

#RAW Despite 3MB nonsense and the chicanery on commentary #NoChantsInHell retain the tag titles here on Open Fight Night.

#RAW Back from break, CM Punk coming out with Heyman and his doctor who looks a lot like @Arda_Ocal

#RAW King: “Look at Paul Heyman, I heard he hung up stockings for Christmas and he got Odor Eaters” | Thought he celebrated Hanukkah?

RT @DASharpshooters – I hope Paul Heyman doesnt drop the title in 2013. #wwe #raw

#RAW Heyman to Vince: “You’ve become a flesh-peddling promoter” *Drops Mic* “HOW DARE YOU, HOW DARE YOU!” #WHADDAYATHINKLAWLER!?

RT @K1NG_OTR – “HOOOWWW DAAARREEE YOUUUU” — Hippo from Rocko’s Modern Life #WWE #RAW

#RAW *MCMAHON FACE* (as he was leaving)

RT @DASharpshooters – CM Punk murdered that microphone. #wwe #raw

RT @Aquaman247 – Are they keeping @CMPunk on crutches this long to sell the injury for the loss to @TheRock at the Royal Rumble? @5CornersxSmootx @SethMates

RT @TableOfJapan – Fun fact about the next match: Sheamus has beat Dolph 9 times in their singles matches in 2012. Dolph has beat Sheamus 0 times #Raw

RT @Arda_Ocal – No, I am not moonlighting as CM Punk’s doctor… #RAW @WWEUniverse

#RAW Huh. I’m guessing that they’re going to have the AJ/Ziggler toast bit after this match or close the show?

#RAW King: “I’d be in great shape if my blood had about as much circulation as AJ’s” | That’s not PG.

#RAW Never really occurred to me til just now, but King is a straightedge fellow.

#RAW Here’s some facts about Biggie Langston, he’s really strong and isn’t somebody you should piss off.

#RAW King: “There hasn’t been a good opportunity for Ziggler to cash in” | SURVIVOR SERIES, “OVER 30 CHAIR SHOTS”

#RAW Fatcat trounces on my keyboard as Biggie Langston distracts Sheamus for a Shield attack. Maybe Punk’s right?

RT @HeymanHustle – I plead the 5th. RT: @hima91320556 To me, it looks like @HeymanHustle wants his New Year’s kiss from @ExcuseMeWWE #RAW pic.twitter.com/3gSb61Mb

#RAW Maddox asks Heyman for a job, Heyman gets pissed at Maddox. If you ask me, Maddox has done jobs for the past several weeks.

#RAW Mae Young can’t compete due to being suddenly pregnant. Looks like hand is going to get a new brother!!

RT @TableOfJapan – Top heel in WWE is now Eve. She got Mae Young pregnant to get out of their match #Raw

#RAW Also, really loved the old timey dramatic organ when the doc said Mae’s pregnant, it’s not like Daytime Soaps are dying off or anything

RT @SpinninToeHold – Mae Young preggo > Kim Kardashian preggo

RT @DASharpshooters – Mae Young being pregnant > Kim Kardashian being pregnant. #wwe #raw

RT @GArrett_22884 – I wish that @TheMarkHenry returned during that Mae Young segment #WWE #Raw

#RAW King: “We don’t need Maury Povich to tell you I’m not the father” | Cole: “Same age bracket” | King: “Wanna make it to new year?”

#RAW WHOA! Ladies calm down, don’t wanna BFF the Divas title too now.

#RAW OH SHIT, IS ALBERTO GOING TO ANNOUNCE FOR RICROD?

#RAW King: “For Christmas my girlfriend said she wanted something that she could drive” | Cole: “Which was?” | King: “A box of nails”

#RAW If Ricardo doesn’t this match, I’m totally attributing it to ADR not announcing him. A real missed opportunity by WWE there.

#RAW *If Ricardo doesn’t WIN this match… | My New Year’s resolution is stop leaving out words in tweets. Sorry bout that folks.

#RAW RicRod with a small offense on Big Show, gets goozled into a near chokeslam til ADR interferes. C’mon, Ricardo totally had that!

#RAW Kofi/Barrett after the break. Gee, I TOTALLY have no idea bit.ly/Whjvzc at who’s going to win this bit.ly/WhjBXr

RT @JoeyStyles – (MANIACAL LAUGH) SPOILER! @WadeBarrett wins the @WWE Intercontinental Championship from @TrueKofi on #RAW wwe.com/shows/raw/2012…

#RAW VINTAGE @JOEYSTYLES SPOILING MATCHES. Shades of NXT season 3 all over again.

#RAW Find out who’s going to win this THRILLING IC title match that isn’t Kofi Kingston, on the other side of the break.

#RAW In Labor. RT @RegalSays: What’s the word about Mae Young tonight?

#RAW Can we not mention Championship in the same sentence as Hornswoggle? Motherfucker ruined the Cruiserweight title.

RT @TheRealWB – I’d like to know more about Barret’s backstory. How did he go from studying marine biology to fighting people for money? #WWE #Raw

#RAW If WWE really wanted to hype this match for us to watch, they should’ve said “BARRETT USES WASTELAND” instead of outright spoiling it

RT @TheRealWB – WWE stupidity aside, I’m happy Barrett has the IC title. Will mark out if he ever wins a world title. #WWE #Raw

RT @GreatKhaliSays – I am busy on Monday night raw because I am helping Doctor to deliver the Mae young’s baby. Go Watch Monday night raw. pic.twitter.com/q9AyF0de

RT @Sekailshtal – @5CornersxSmootx BARRET USES WASTELAND | It’s Super Effective! | KINGSTON FAINTS #RAW

RT @Billiamsan – @TNACreative There was a paramedic on hand for Lawler, but Khali is stuck holding Mae Young’s legs.

#RAW Last week on RAW’s “How the Gringo Nearly Ruined Christmas”

RT @TheRealWB – Santa may still be alive, but he should really get that irregular heartbeat checked out after the holidays. #WWE #Raw

RT @Chux4w – Yeah! Mae’s giving birth, everyone gather round! #Raw

#RAW Vickie: “Mae’s giving birth to the New Year’s baby” | Santino: “WHAAAAAAAA!?” | RAW, in a nutshell

#RAW SANTINO SAYING THE MAE YOUNG’S VAG IS STARTING TO CUM, IS NOT FUCKING PG AT ALL. #GrannyGummingBrazzers

#RAW King: “After watching that, I’m almost mad at the doctors in Canada for saving my life” | #COMMENHATIN

I think we all do. RT @TheRealWB: I think I’m going to need counseling after that segment. #WWE #Raw

RT @TableOfJApan – I hope whoever wrote that segment loses their job, and remains unemployed for the rest of their lives #Raw

#RAW An 89-year old “giving birth” to a Fun-Sized person segued into Ryback vs The Shield. Okay.

#RAW Sheamus and Randy Orton come down to help Ryback and presumably make this into a 6 man tag match/kerfuffle?

RT @NoleGirlKel – @5CornersxSmootx paging Teddy Long? #holla #RAW

#RAW Sucks that they couldn’t get Biggie Langston a sleeveless tux shirt for this segment.

RT @TableOfJapan – Dolph: “Each and every one of you voted for Superstar of the year!” I think Doplh overestimate how many people have the WWE App #Raw

RT @Chux4w – Ziggler’s completely right. Cena hasn’t changed for a decade. In that time, Ziggler has been a caddy, a cheerleader… #Raw

#RAW If this segment is nothing but clips of Cena getting shitted on, then I wholeheartedly approve of this.

#RAW Ziggler: “HOT DOG! WE HAVE A WIENER” | JBL: HE’S HOTDOGGIN’!

#RAW Ziggler: “John, your time is up and MY TIME is now. No offense”

#RAW LOL! Ziggler’s treating Biggie like he’s Robbie T. Only thing missing is loudly colored cardigan sweater.

#RAW Cena: “Easy Mr. T, I didn’t come out here to fight” | BIGGIE T, ROBBIE T, WWE’S ROBBING TNA, IT’S A CONSPIRACY!!

#RAW OH COME ON, What did Torrie Wilson ever do to be the off spring of AJ and Dolph?

#RAW Actually I could see Baby Fuji throwing powder at the other babies’ eyes.

#RAW Yeah, pretty sure Cena’s into Scatology. You wanna know why wrestling is awful and can’t draw ratings? This show is a prime example why

RT @KeepItFiveStar – This is the second time Dolph Ziggler’s had poo dropped on him in his WWE career

RT @GKickShalthis – @5CornersxSmootx Toldja it’d be ironic considering what ya said.

#RAW Only thing missing from that ending is Karen Jarrett screaming “I HAVE SHIT ON ME”. Guess I should expect a Chyna return in 1-2 weeks?

#RAW Case in point: youtu.be/L-7tCbmM_Mo?t=…

#RAW And also if Ziggler is the “same old shit”, then perhaps Cena should freshen up on his humor – youtu.be/JmcVW1FyfjE

RT @NovaKnight21 – @5CornersxSmootx RUNNING DOWN THE GUTTER WITH A PIECE OF BREAD AND BUTTER DOLPH AND AJ *phbbbt phbbt*

youtu.be/RJOi5byjTek RT @NovaKnight21: RUNNING DOWN THE GUTTER WITH A PIECE OF BREAD & BUTTER DOLPH AND AJ *phbbbt phbbt*

RT @TheRealWB – Tonight’s show should have been a ‘best of’ or something. Was obvious the last two weeks meant nothing and all focus is on the Jan 7 show.

#RAW Special thanks to @WWEUniverse for the RT’s tonight, despite me goofing the grammar in one of them.

#RAW Last time New Year’s Eve fell on Monday, @JRSBBQ walloped @chrisdejoseph. Would have the video but WWE removed the clip.

#RAW Shouts: @Fred_Cena @Andy_Salcedo @JenScreamsLove @xOrtonzxGirl29x @OldSchoolRaw @KryCenaBoreanaz @ZachG96

#RAW Shouts: @Aquaman247 @LeonardoPunch @Disturbed_Reem @Ozclc @KesterKafeero23 @SekaiIshtal @NovaKnight21 @xoMicheleee

#RAW Shouts: @AndrewGrass1 @EmileeFouch @GKickShalthis @FemmeJoMo @CelulitaCesar @supermetsk31 @iamephraimjore

#RAW Shouts: @gauravathole @mickeymichh @cinthia_lopez19 @CourtReneeBrand @BlazingOptomist @abdiooo @Dr10Percenter

#RAW Shouts: @Executnr @bmdavis09 @AngelDeLaJoya @Executnr @erin_paige12 @RayquazaOutrage @AthleticNerd246 @CMyChemicalPunk

#RAW Shouts: @KingT06 @TNACreative @JasonDLastKing @HangDie @veronicacastr52 @Quelli_notnice @sharLz1D @dukedavid23

#RAW Shouts: @boshkash1000 @TRUEBrettBeatty @WWEUniverse @SpinninToeHold @icemayne23 @JHorton92 @wrestlingnoob @shanrcarter72

#RAW Shouts: @GKickShalthis @theeangelf @CultOfDuality @K1NG_OTR @theeangelf @supermetsk31 @NoleGirlKel @Jus_tica

#RAW Shouts: @PuoNayda @WhiteWinterIce7 @NiccRu @SekaiIshtal @zackrobinson12 @1MR_E @DeathProofDiva @supermetsk31

#RAW Shouts: @AprilMendez15 @Koushik_Awesome @leeman9139 @LottaBitt @Lucks4Losers @TrellyGuidry @JWilliams029 @reeceecup

#RAW Shouts: @R8ed_M @Joey_tomahawk @poison03nae @JustAPro @Petrona_B @Hick93Jim @ChuckMantiele @jax_dude

#RAW Shouts: @SpiceBling @Demonjinchuriki @The_Bryback @Petry_Marc @Ztshanshan @xMrsJericho @BlazingOptomist

#RAW Shouts: @Poca2cutebarbz @LottaBitt @mikepiyp @NotEdKaul @notoriouseddie @MsLindsieStarr @ashleyd1998 @_fatguy_

#RAW Shouts: @ShintenSuken @FemmeJoMo @HotRedLipstick @Patricia_69 @ItsAlissaZon @DramaTheBeatles @AndyDandyMandy

#RAW Shouts: @RachelnHarley @TheUzzI @TNACreative @TheBlackJigsaw @MrOtacon @Poca2cutebarbz @Gag3e @HeelAttitude @KaptainKayfabe

#RAW Shouts: @HeadshotZombie @shelley_budd @johnny_barnes @moneymikenunez

#RAW Good night and Happy New Year!

RT @SteveaustinBSR – @TeamNiWi The guy who threw beers to me was @WWETimekeeper. Helluva good guy. Very accurate. Perfect timing. We had good chemistry.

RT @WWETimeKeeper – @steveaustinBSR @TeamNiWi Thank you Steve, I always enjoyed throwing you beers it was fun. Hope you have a very Merry Christmas

About an hour away from #RAW, be sure to check out the newest #COMMENHATIN video of JBL’s 2006 Miz commentary – youtu.be/IzF6TR9t7hk

RT @GrishamESPN – He must have gotten this at the “Biggest and Tallest” Store RT@GreatKhaliSays: pic.twitter.com/HSsWkyDc

RT @JustinRoberts – At 12 I understood this was the season 2 give: Virgil lost his Million $ Championship so I gave him my $ sign necklace pic.twitter.com/oPVcqKlB

#RAW LOL! They’re kicking the show off with the holiday card they launched on YouTube a few weeks ago.

#RAW HOW CAN SANTA BE HERE IF THIS SHOW IS SUPPOSED TO BE LIVE AND IT’S ALREADY CHRISTMAS IN OVERSEAS

#RAW Cole: “I hope Santa brought me something, I’ve been a really good Cole this year”

RT @TheRealWB – He did it for The Rock. He did it for the people. #WWE #Raw

#RAW Fans: “YOU KILLED SAN-TA *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*”

RT @AllNewTPIR – @5CornersxSmootx “This episode of Monday Night RAW is filmed before a live studio audience”.

#RAW This is the best episode of Monday Night Raw, at the very least the best start to it.

RT @DASharpshooters – If Santa dies this show is gonna have to go from PG to G in a hurry. #wwe #raw

RT @KeepItFiveStar – Alberto Del Rio didn’t want this to happen. He saw a Chirstmas Carol and was determined to change his ways.

#RAW We’re back and they’re crime scene’d off Del Rio’s car in the attempted vehicular manslaughter from Del Rio to Santa Claus

RT @TheRealWB – Nobody’s showing any concern for that tree. #WWE #Raw

#RAW ADR: “Everybody knows where I drive my cars so techinically….it’s not my fault” | THAT’S NOT GENE SNITSKY!

#RAW ADR vs Cena in a Miracle on 34th Street Fight where Cena has to #DoItForSanta

RT @DASharpshooters – #DOITFORSANTA #wwe #Raw

#RAW What better way to segue from vehicular manslaughter and a haphazardly booked main event?…Cody’s mustache.

That’s not PG. RT @WWEUniverse: RT if you #DoItForSanta! #RAW

RT @TheRealWB – Never did I expect to tune into Raw and hear the words “Before Santa lost consciousness”. #WWE #Raw

#RAW Cole: “Still waiting for you to give me your gift” | King: “I got you a home made gift…one of my kids” | HOLIDAY #COMMENHATIN

#RAW Cole: “On Blitzen, on Donner, on Kane!” | King: “WHAT!?”

#RAW Kane picks up the win after capitalizing on an exposed turnbuckle. 8 diva Battle Royal to spite what I said a week ago after the break

#RAW We’re back and the first thing I see is Layla shakin’ it on the Titantron.

#RAW Cole: “I haven’t gotten one card this holiday season” | King: “I got you a thing of batteries that said Toy Not Included….

#RAW Cole: “Who are you rooting for in this match?” | King: “All 8 of them”

#RAW Cole: “FELIZ NAVIDAD ROSA, THROW A SPARROW ON YA!” | King: “Throw a sparrow?” | Cole: “I think that’s what they say” | #COMMENHATIN

RT @Arda_Ocal – Anyone catch @johncena say “loud noises!” as everyone was yelling at Del Rio backstage? #DorothyMantooth #RAW

RT @DASharpshooters – Tamina has the “I hate this crap” expression on her face. #wwe #Raw

#RAW King: “Ohhh I would love to find these divas under the tree on Christmas morning” | Cole: “I’m sure you would

#RAW SO MANY THINGS ARE HAPPENING AT THE END OF THIS MATCH HERE, LIKE REALIZING THAT AKSANA’S FINISHER IS A SPINEBUSTER.

RT @DASharpshooters – Aksana has a sick spinebuster? Since Whe..never mind that was awesome! #wwe #Raw

#RAW The Face divas and Alicia Fox get the win in the 8 diva Tag match (not battle royal)

#RAW Cole: “But coming up next, it’s a Lumber JACK FROST Match” | King: “A WHAT!?”

#RAW Also coming up next is an update on Santa Claus, loved the somber Silent Night bells used in the tease there

#RAW We’re back and what seems like an old Maryse promo is actually Ziggler canoodling with AJ watching an illicit feed of TLC. ARREST THEM.

#RAW Ziggler watching old PPV matches while being intimate, this must’ve been what Amy Schumer when she said he was too athletic.

#RAW King: “I can’t get this hat over my stupid headset!”

RT @Shez420 – @5CornersxSmootx they condoned piracy! They approve! We are on the inside. Wonder who they get their feed from? #TheyStream

RT @TheRealWB – Holy shit Raw just turned into an episode of Superstars. #WWE #Raw

#RAW There’s one thing bothering me with this Santa Claus angle, what the hell was Del Rio going to come out for? A promo?

RT @Jdaley87 – @5CornersxSmootx yea some spooning, while Santa is fighting for his life in a trainers office. Yea this PG show is totally for kids #Raw

RT @DASharpshooters – They wont take Santa to the hospital because he doesnt have insurance. #wwe #raw

#RAW *Big chops Sheamus* | Cole: “Talk about ringing his jingle bell” | THAT’S NOT PG!

RKO OUTTA NOWHERE RT @arda_ocal: Can someone please photoshop @RandyOrton into this Santa freeze frame from #RAW… pic.twitter.com/9FsefAoZ

RT @Chux4w – Santa was run over?! Alert the authorities! Inform his next of kin, the Easter Bunny! #Raw

#RAW We’re back to Sheamus damn near kicking Big Show in the nuts and during the break, 3MB got camera time….during the break.

#RAW BIG SHOW’S AWFUL SINGING IS THE BEST THING ABOUT THIS MATCH RIGHT NOW.

#RAW Cole: “A brawl’s ensued at ringside here!” | King: “It’s like opening presents time at my house”

#RAW King: “We counted all those chair shots, over 30 chair shots…” | GODDAMN IT

#RAW Sheamus and Big Show redo the electric chair drop spot and as you would imagine, it was better the first time around on PPV.

#RAW Cole: “Sheamus our guest host tonight, Santa I should say, our guest host tonight”

RT @WWE – Ever have one of those days? #Raw #Santa @VivaDelRio @WWE pic.twitter.com/3IA5L3Wh

RT @KeepItFiveStar – I hope there’s a segment where The Shield delivers presents to all the boys and girls who have suffered from injustice.

.@SlimJim Beef Jerky. RT @WWEUniverse: What holiday foods are you enjoying tonight’s Christmas Eve edition of @WWE #RAW with?

#RAW Sheamus with a Brogue Kick after a lengthy match, gets the win and a Rumble breaks out in the ring.

#RAW *Sheamus gets Santino and Brodus Clay* | *Brodus does the Millions of Dollars dance for no reason*

RT @NeedlerFanPudge – Alberto Del Rio runs over Santa Claus with a car, and the audience chants “You Killed Santa!” with joyful glee. I love wrestling. #WWE

#RAW I love how they’re recapping the Muppets cameo from Tribute to the Troops.

#RAW Post Production Cole: “VINTAGE, MUPPETS!”

#RAW WHY IS A 3-DISC “BEST PAY PER VIEW MATCHES OF 2012” DVD A THING!? Oh probably cause Rock/Cena take up the first 2.

#RAW Fun fact, in last year’s Miracle of 34th Street Fight, Randy Orton tossed David Otunga into a Christmas tree on the stage.

RT @Hurley926 – @WWE @5CornersxSmootx watching #RAW with the wife’s papaw. He said @NatbyNature had boobs bigger than lard cans. #ThatsNotPG

RT @Arda_Ocal – “@justastupidmark: @arda_ocal From Outta No Ho Ho Where pic.twitter.com/hAlGfMOL” there we go!

#RAW Otunga vs Ryder for some reason. One of them is obviously Doin’ it for Santa

#RAW King: “Otunga’s the only guy who can write down 90 pages and call it a brief”

#RAW Cole: “Zack Ryder has a lot of potential in WWE…told me earlier all he wanted for Christmas is a bottle of hair gel”

#RAW Cole: “Zack Ryder is so tanned from the tanning booth that he’s dreaming of a White Christmas….we’re gonna set a record tonight!”

#RAW Booker: “The week Vickie is off is the week Santa gets run over.” | Teddy: “Yeah but at least Otunga lost” | *Both Laugh* #COMMENHATIN

#RAW Brad Maddox vs One of Santa’s elves, guessing Hornswoggle just to hopefully see The Shield put a whoopin on him after the match.

#RAW Oh yeah? HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN KEEBLER? RT @Matt_Striker_: My sister just said Brad Maddox is cute!!! Ugh! There’s no such thing as elves

#RAW We’re back, Miz is coming out and Cole reminds us how great tonight’s been and then suddenly remembers the Santa accident.

RT @Wrestling_memes – Go home Santa #WrestlingMemes #RIPSanta pic.twitter.com/TY0o8l8e

#RAW Cole: “It has been a Wonderful Life for Antonio Cesaro since winning the US Championship”

#RAW King: “I’m taking a few pages out of Antonio’s book to speak a few languages. I know jussst enough Italian to get my face slapped”

#RAW Cole: “I thought you were gonna take a few pages from Antonio’s book and sleep on the floor.”

#RAW Cole: “Not everybody in Cleveland are losers” | King: “Listen to you” | Cole: “…Hey, I’m a Jets fan” | #COMMENHATIN

#RAW Cole: “God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen” | King: “Oh, there’s another one”

It’s Silent Night played on what sounds like Church Bells. RT @DAsharpshooters: That sad music for Santa…. #wwe #raw

RT @JRSBBQ – FOR THE LOVE OF GAWD…HOW’S SANTA?! @WWE #RAW On a side note, if you took the heroes & gave points…YOU WIN!! #sauceit

#RAW We’re back and AJ regifted Ziggler’s MITB case, Ziggler with a case of amnesia or some shit.

#RAW AJ disrobes and shows off a cut up Ziggler T-Shirt. Ziggler says that the sexiest thing he’s ever seen. His judgment is thrown out

Santa’s on life support, WWE can afford a heart monitor but not opening pyro. RT @SpinninToeHold: I am missing #RAW. Anything worthy happen?

#RAW Brad Maddox is just like Joey Ryan only minus Matt Morgan, the sleaze, and charisma.

#RAW Okay so it’s Maddox vs Khali, either way I hope the Shield takes him out.

#RAW King: “…He was suffering from low ELF esteem, but now he’s all better!”

#RAW *Khali slaps Maddox’s chest* | Cole: “JINGLE BELL ROCK!”

#RAW Cole: “Great Khali just rang Maddox’s silver bell” | King: ♫ Silver Bells ♫ | Cole: “All I want for Christmas is Khali dancing”

#RAW GREAT KHALI IS TRYING TO SING ON A LIVE MIC, THIS IS SIMULTANEOUSLY THE GREATEST AND WORST RAW EVER.

#RAW SANTA & WRESTLING IS REAL, BROADCASTING’S FAKE! RT @TheRealWB: Weird. It now seems Sky are ahead of the US broadcast.

RT @TheRealWB – @5CornersxSmootx I never thought otherwise! #RAW

#RAW King: “Santa Claus has gotta get better and get out here to give Paul Heyman clothes that’ll fit him” | #COMMENHATIN

#RAW King: “Please remember this is Christmas, try to be civil” | JEWISH PEOPLE, BURIED

#RAW CM Punk mocking Khali’s singing > Everything right now

#RAW Punk: “Ryback has effectively ruined Christmas, *looks at Heyman*, Ryback has effectively also ruined Hanukkah”

RT @Arda_OCal – Khali with the promo of the year on #RAW…. #IBeeshYou

#RAW Punk: “Because I’m the BEST IN THE WORLD!” | *Ryback comes out* | Cole: “Joy to the world!”

#RAW King: “Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, CM Punk and Paul Heyman were running their mouths”

#RAW Ryback comes out and says on the Jan 7th RAW, it’ll be him vs Punk in a TLC match for the WWE title.

#RAW Cole: “Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas” | King: “How can you have a Christmas without Santa?” | Cole: “Kickout Santa, kickout!”

#RAW Cole: “I hear Daniel Bryan helped out the Nativity Scene in his hometown….he played the goat” | #COMMENHATIN

#RAW Cole: “Yeeeeuuuup, we’re only here once a year for the holidays folks”

#RAW Cole: “You’re going to give us anything during the match here?” | King: “Oh yeah just waiting for you to give us an update on Santa”

RT @TheRealWB – Cole & Lawler are obviously in ‘not giving a shit mode’ tonight. It’s great. #WWE #Raw

#RAW Cole: “Gettin late in the show, close to midnight, what are you going to give me for Christmas?”

#RAW Hard to hear but did King just insinuate an incest joke there?

#RAW Cole: “So how much did you spend on my gift?” | King: “Close your eyes, what do you see?” | Cole: “Nothing” | #COMMENHATIN

RT @Andy_Salcedo – @5CornersxSmootx as #MondayNightCOMMMENHATIN continues

#RAW What!? Sandow loses ANOTHER match? Color me shocked – img.ly/rbbF

#RAW Cole: “Now we’re talkin, now we’re in the holiday spirit and I’m not talking about Brodus Clay.”

RT @AndyDandyMandy – @5CornersxSmootx I am sure putting someone who just got off knee surgery in a TLC match is a great idea.

#RAW I am too. Mostly how they’re free ballin’ it on commentary. RT @DAsharpshooters: Im enjoying this show for some reason.

#RAW King: “Earlier today I got Darren Young a gift?” | Cole: “Oh yeah?” | King: “Yeah a comb, he’d said he’d never part with it”

#RAW Cole: “Santino may want his two front teeth for Christmas”

#RAW Cole: “I’m running out of material!”

#RAW DAMN RT @1MR_E: @5CornersxSmootx he ran out of material in 1999

#RAW After a plethora of specials, the good guys pick up the win in the 12 Days of Christmas 12 Man Tag Team match.

#RAW Backstage and DB is markin out over Christmas, Kane hates Christmas but yet gets him his own Slammy. DB gives Kane a dog.

#RAW AJ SCREWING VARIOUS SUPERSTARS IS NOT PG!

#RAW AJ and Ziggler having that Pre-Taped Underaged Sex Celebration.

RT @TheRealWB – That’s the second tree we’ve lost tonight. WON’T SOMEBODY THINK OF THE TREES?? #WWE #Raw

#RAW OKAY SO APPARENTLY WWE GOT A HEART MONITOR FOR SANTA THAT ALSO DOUBLES AS A CASIO KEYBOARD

#RAW So apparently that was Lita’s dog in that backstage segment, no wonder Kane wanted to eat it.

#RAW RICROD BLUBBERING OVER ADR RUNNING OVER SANTA, SECOND BEST THING TONIGHT!

RT @TheRealWB – Cena shouting at Cole for running out of material is awesome #WWE #Raw

#RAW CM Punk mocking Khali or the 1st 15 minutes tonight. RT @Goofyfan_Chuck: @5CornersxSmootx 2nd best? What was the best on Raw tonight?

RT @KeepItFiveStar – I’m not sure if that’s a screaming John Cena fan or Titus O’Neil’s whistle?

#RAW Miracle on 34th STREET FIGHT match. RT @K1NG_OTR: Soooooo…its a new DQ match? #WWE #RAW

#RAW Cena and ADR are randomly opening boxes around ringside here to find random items inside of them. WORST COAL MINER’S GLOVE MATCH EVER

RT @TNACreative – @5CornersxSmootx Needs a random Scott Hall photo.

#RAW Cole: “Welcome back everybody, Happy Holidays but not for John Cena here” | #COMMENHATIN

#RAW Man, how unprofessional is Cena? Dude just no sold ADR Sabu’ing a Teddy Bear at him.

RT @TNACreative – @HEELZiggler would’ve sold that teddy bear as if it was a .44 Magnum round. #RAW

#RAW Fans telling Cena to use a Christmas tree as a weapon, I’m sure WWE will be getting a letter from an Arboretum Activist group.

#RAW Santa comes down with a run in, Stocking Socko on ADR into the AA and Cena picks up the win.

RT @DASharpshooters – Santa is a jerk

RT @HitTheRopes – Santa should have pulled out some Zumbas just for continuity #WWE #RawMeetsImpact

RT @Evil_Mr_McMahon – The morale of this story boy & girls, if you do something bad by mistake, it doesn’t matter if you apologize. Cena will beat you up. #RAW

#RAW That may have been one of the best RAW’s WWE has put together, just off of the absurdity and the bad puns on commentary alone

RT @TheRealWB – Merry Christmas to all the staff, crew and of course the talent at @WWE. Appreciate the work you all put in throughout the year.

RT @TheRealWB – And Merry Christmas to you guys, especially the live tweeters. Been a fun year.

pic.twitter.com/D4hlk7Za RT @KojiClutch: How was Raw?

#RAW Shouts: @ZachG96 @HarleenQuinzel0 @miseryischowder @Andy_Salcedo @MrDreknowsbest @Simone10o @RachelnHarley

#RAW Shouts: @AdamExtreme @ashleyd1998 @TNACreative @DaveSwentnickas @KaptainKayfabe @TNACreative @thegreatgib @Demonjinchuriki

#RAW Shouts: @DragonMaster965 @Turf_smoker25 @Goofyfan_Chuck @sniffmoney72 @32_wweJohnCena @Tinaest1998 @UnemployedTable

#RAW Shouts: @cb_yellowjacket @KassidyGCena @ivan1996flores @WWEUniverse @AY_ItsJAY @FarFromForgot @twiztidskull @BJ_Raji

#RAW Shouts: @stevie_zace @WRF1_ @rotten2tha_core @Ohvoo @AndyDandyMandy @1MR_E @twiztidskull @SpinninToeHold

#RAW Shouts: @shelley_budd @TheeRizz @DylanMellor28 @fredthewolf @OfficialY2Jazz @ItsTechTroN @RockLesnerOrton @SierraNeroBrand

#RAW Shouts: @K1NG_OTR @TheRealWB @AngelDeLaJoya @MsLindsieStarr @OniRokaku @timegan2 @REDHOTSCOUSE @Hurley926

#RAW Shouts: @IMakeBtchzHorny @thefarooq3 @SanderRops @GKickShalthis @PuoNayda @stevenamoney @AngelicEcstasy7

#RAW Shouts: @wrestlingnoob @DAsharpshooters @SanderRops @13rogersC @FizzVsTheWorld @RahRahPunk @JWilliams029 @theeangelf

#RAW Shouts: @ashleyd1998 @GStavrakas @MISSYORTON101 @jdaley87 @Diamondelle84 @Ozclc @ASocialPhobic @Shez420

#RAW Shouts: @timegan2 @msLovelysmilez @StevedaGamehead @supermetsk31 @smexy_soya03 @NiccRu @allnewtpir @Hayes_Potter

#RAW Shouts: @UsamahIqbal @DeathProofDiva @TheRealWB @VivaMattyVegas @WWEThatsNotPG

#RAW As my gift to you, be sure to check out the Bonus Episode of #Commenhatin – youtu.be/IzF6TR9t7hk

#RAW And be sure to have a Merry Christmas everybody and enjoy the holiday tomorrow! Good night!

Via @RealityOfChris on #VOWLive “At the end of Hour 1, lemme know what you think” | Something or somebody at the end of Hour 1 tonight. #RAW

img.ly/qWDw – According to @RealityOfChris, one of these people is returning tonight at end of Hour 1 #OhYouDidntKnow? #RAW

img.ly/qWDS – Lemme try again via @RealityOfChris 1 of these people is returning tonight at end of Hour 1 #RAW #OhYouDidntKnow

RT @ThingsColeSays – YES SIR WE PROMISED YOU A GREAT THEN, NOW, FOREVER HERE TONIGHT!

#RAW King: “I got my Shocker of the Year last night” | 2 IN THE PINK, 1 IN THE STINK! #ThatsNotPG

RT @KojiClutch – I appreciate JBL’s bowtie.

img.ly/qWEm – Yes @RealityOfChris, I did. 😛 #RAW

RT @Supermetsk31 – @5CornersxSmootx #RAW Left pyro didn’t work for Rey!

#RAW King: “When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he already had 3 missed calls from me” #WOMPWOMP

RT @LightsOutRBT50 – @5CornersxSmootx Guess Sin Cara did’nt get the memo of having matching colors like Rey Sandow and Pedio Rhodes Another Botch.. #TheRawLoaf

#RAW Nice to see the announcers are recycling material they used on each other from last night.

#RAW HOLY SHIT THE BOOGEYMAN IS BACK FOR THE TELL ME I DID NOT JUST SEE THAT SLAMMY!

#RAW WWE: Hey here’s the Boogeyman, he’s back now | *Commercial* | Me: WHAT THE FUCK!? #WWEAwful

RT @PrettyHeartless – “I am the Boogeyman and I’m coming to get you” “Is that the Boogeyman?!” No. #Raw

#RAW I for one, LOVED the Boogeyman especially when he ate that tumor off of Jillian’s face..

RT @K1NG_OTR – I wonder if he’s still digesting Jillian’s face thing… #WWE #RAW

#RAW Oh Kofi got the Slammy for “Best John Morrison spot at the Royal Rumble”. Congrats.

#RAW Somehow, Kaitlyn and Eve are magically in the ring. Eve with litterally 2 seconds of entrance music. #WWEAwful

RT @WWEThatsNotPG – They told Boogeyman he was coming out before the Divas match and that he was eating worms. They neglected to tell him that K2 wasn’t here.

RT @WWECreative_ish – Is kicking someone in the boob PG? #RAWTonight

#RAW Kaitlyn wins with a Gutbuster in the “Tell me, SOMEBODY was watching that match of the night.”

#RAW #McMahonRewrite! RT @RealityofChris: Okay, THAT was not the end of the first hour, dangit!!!!

RT @RegalSays – That Lesnar mark has had more screen time than Alex Riley all year.

#RAW LAWLER OR RIOT!

RT @NoleGirlKel – A man almost died…… Download this app! Groan. #RAW

RT @ThingsColeSays – I’m trying to vote and I can’t even access the voting panel

RT @OriginalKingD – Maaan @Wwe is suppressing my vote like a Republican in the recent elections #Raw

#RAW What was so wrong with using Twitter? That way people can vote AND supply their own write-in on the ballot.

#RAW Just like to point out that if King didn’t have the heart attack, we probably wouldn’t have JBL on commentary right now.

#RAW Just like if TNA didn’t shitbox resigning Nash/Booker, WWE wouldn’t have had Booker replacing Striker for a year and a half.

#RAW JBL: “Welcome back King, what are you gonna do next year to upstage that?” | #COMMENHATIN

#RAW JBL: “Tensai’s a huge legend in Japan” | Cole: “Well we’re not in Japan” | JBL: “What do you have against Japan?” | #COMMENHATIN

RT @RegalSays – Did we ever find out what Wade Barrett was offering when he claimed he was open for business?

#RAW How Cole didn’t pass out from saying WWE so many times or explaining how it supposed to work is baffling.

Shades of McMahon’s Millions entries demo. RT @ThingsColeSays: LOL! The app doesn’t even work on the promo! #Raw

#RAW Higher Bob. RT @WNSource: 33 minutes in to Raw, we’ve had 3 matches, 2 awards, and about 6 WWE app references.

#RAW #AJAll RT @Maffewgregg: THE AJ AWARD FOR BEING AJ is next. Tune in after the break to see who wins!

#RAW Stick around, AJ’s SchlobberKnobber Slammy is coming up after the break…that is if the WWE app hasn’t exploded from incompetence.

RT @MaffewGregg – AJ The Carpenter’s Dream: Flat as a board and easy to screw.

#RAW AJ and John Cena is your SchlobberKnobber Slammy winner, well it could’ve been worse. Could’ve been Mason Ryan. Not with AJ but Cena.

#RAW Vickie: “You’re nothing but a 2 bit piece of trash” | THAT’S NOT ANGRY GRANDPA!

#RAW I TUNED INTO RAW AND A VERY TONED DOWN BRAZZERS HAS BROKEN OUT ON MY TV

#RAW So we go from Ziggler and AJ making out to the Great Khali…that’s a decent segue if he was still kissing fatties than competing.

#RAW Khali vs Otunga, haven’t we been down this road before?

#RAW Cole: “I believe there’s a job on LegalZoom(dot)com available for Otunga” | BURIED!

#RAW DID WWE JUST UNDERPLAY THE SHIT OUT OF RIC FLAIR!? WHAT THE FUCK!?

RT @KeepItFiveStar – OH MY GOD! IT’S GHOST RIC FLAIR!!!

#RAW Did WWE find a loophole in the TNA lawsuit or something? “Nah ah ahhhh, you can’t sue us if you can’t seem him!”

#RAW I guess @RealityOfChris WAS right, there was a pretty awesome return at the end of Hour 1

#RAW The announcers seem so dejected after production spoiled the Flair bit and having to put up with their shitty app.

#RAW Thanks Bischoff and Hogan for your obnoxious egos and writing to have Flair come back to the WWE.

RT @KeepitFiveStar – See how much better Ric Flair looks WITHOUT Gunner?

#RAW The guy who won Money in the Bank and broke the win streak is the Superstar of the Year, YOUR DEMOGRAPHIC FOLKS!

#RAW Y’know what? I’m actually glad I don’t have a device to vote. I don’t wanna be lumped responsible for this shit. Keep your broken app

#RAW OH BOY PUNK AND FLAIR, THIS SHOULD BE AMAZING.

#RAW Punk: “Anybody who voted for John Cena is absolutely atrocious!”

RT @KeepItFiveStar – Gotta love CM Punk’s angry hobble.

#RAW Punk: “I’M THE MAN, NOT YOU. WOOO!”

#RAW Flair: “I’m ready to rock and roll. You, can’t even walk.”

#RAW RIC FLAIR IS WANTING TO FIGHT PUNK EVEN WITH ONE LEG, I DON’T KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THIS.

RT @ThingscoleSays – Highspots already owns that Slammy, Punk. Get your hands off it.

RT @keepItFiveStar – Multiple rings? Multiple Ex-wives? Ric Flair brags like an NBA Player.

RT @MaffewGregg – Instant Anti-Drug PSA: screenshot CM Punk next to Ric Flair.

RT @TNABooking – @CMPunk wrestling in no condition to do so. Congrats Phil, you’re now @JEFFHARDYBRAND #RAW

RT @ThingsColeSays – If this was in TNA, the crowd would already be chanting “you still got it.” #Raw

#RAW PUNK NAILS FLAIR WITH A CRUTCH AND DOES A ONE LEGGED STRUT, UNBELIEVEABLE

#RAW FLAIR HAS HEYMAN IN THE FIGURE FOUR! | COLE: “CU-KOO-KA-CHOO!”

RT @KojiClutch – Holy shit. This is the best Slammy’s of all time.

#RAW Flair: “Jerry Lawler, I love you buddy” | #Respect

#RAW Flair: “I want to die right here or here with a woman here in Philadelphia” | THAT’S NOT #COMMENHATIN 3!

#RAW TONIGHT’S SHOW IS ONE ZIGGLER CASH IN AWAY FROM BEING THE BEST RAW OF ALL THE TIMES.

RT @KeepItFiveStar – “It’s okay. The Fortune Four’s got my back” – Ric Flair waiting for The Shield.

RT @WWECreative_ish – In one night Ric Flair took down the WWE Champion & put over The Shield. He’s worth every penny we’ll pay his ex-wife #RAWTonight

#RAW Hell if Arn comes out I’ll pop. RT @SethMates: If hhh, orton, batista come out for save, i might pop

RT @Evil_mr_mcmahon – No Flair, that’s not Aces of 8’s. #Raw

RT @TheThrillMurray – Flair’s reaction to seeing The Shield: “what I do this time, officers?”.

RT @ThingsColeSays – I bet they had to frisk Flair to make sure he didn’t have a blade on him before he went out there.

#RAW Ryback just Gorilla Pressed The Train Conductor onto the announce table and fucking bounced right off of it. Great segment nonetheless

RT @PenguinPop88 – Rollins vs Table: A new rivalry begins. #WWE #Raw

#RAW JBL: “Wherever the party goes, The Nature Boy follows”

#RAW Could happen. RT @ceqhfw: @5CornersxSmootx New 4 horsemen?

RT @WWERobinson – I really wish i were in Philadelphia right now!

RT @ThingsColeSays – You’re telling me WWE isn’t desperate for ratings? Ric Flair was just on the show for about a half hour straight.

#RAW #WompWomp RT @Maffewgregg: Seth Rollins realised it was Christmas so he decided to Die Hard.

RT @JCLayfield: #2dollarswithadime at @wwe raw! pic.twitter.com/Yf581YsR

#RAW WE’RE BACK AND FLAIR DB AND KANE ARE HAVING A YES NO WOO OFF! #DAMN!

#RAW JBL: “Brodus Clay looks like what happens if Susan Boyle hooked up with Frankenstein” #COMMENHATIN

#RAW JBL: “Funkadactyls, I love them” | Cole: “You love nothing” |

#RAW Santino and Tensai are presenting the next slammy and Santino has more credibility of the two. Tensai shockmaster’d coming out.

#RAW Santino: “In Japanese, Tensai means Fat Albert” | THIS IS HOW GOOD THE SHOW IS, SANTINO IS ACTUALLY TELLING FUNNY JOKES

RT @MaffewGregg – WWE obviously wants to cash in that lucrative Botchamania market.

#RAW Santino: “You wanna read the winner? You don’t wanna read the winner? This segment fell flat on its face”

#RAW Santino claims The Rock’s slammy. Daniel Bryan comes out to Sin Cara’s music for some reason.

#RAW Sin Cara vs Cody Rhodes after DB got carted off by Kane. Cara’s lighting has returned. I blame @Chux4w for reminding WWE of it.

#RAW King: “Y’know you said HAIR-itage right?…I’ve seen more hair more hair in my shower drain” | CODY’S FACIAL HAIR, BURIED!

#RAW JBL: “Just because you speak English and Redneck does not make you bilingual” | King: “Yes it does” | #COMMENHATIN

#RAW JBL: “Freddie Mercury got a win” | Cole: “That’s like the third show you’ve used that on” | JBL’S MATERIAL, BURIED!

#RAW Ryder and Layla here to present #Hashtag of the Year. *Ahem* #COMMENHATIN! #BringBackStriker #TNAwful

RT @MaffewGregg – I hope this Smartphone guy debuts at Rumble, WWE is pushing the hell out of him.

#RAW #FeedMeMore wins, #AnalBleeding was robbed

RT @PenguinPop88 – If #FeedMeMore wins, Ryback’s speech: “I. WIN. SLAMMY. YOU. VOTE. FOR ME. FOUR. MORE. YEARS!!!” #WWE #Raw #Slammys

RT @ThingsColeSays – If this was 2011, #AnalBleeding would be a shoo-in. RT @5CornersxSmootx: #RAW #FeedMeMore wins, #AnalBleeding was robbed

#RAW Fans: “BOR-RING, BOR-RING” | Big Show: “Keep chanting that, I’m going to sit down in this chair” | Me: BOR-RING! BOR-RING!

#RAW Big Show: “Now get to the back of the line you potato eating Irishman” | WEE BIT RACIST

RT @KeepItFiveStar – CASH IT IN DOLPH!

RT @BotchedSpot – Cash in? Please? #Raw

#RAW YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

#RAW NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

#RAW IF I’M CENA, I’D FUCKING HIGH-TAIL IT OUT OF PHILLY. LIKE NOW. Selfish dick move.

RT @MaffewGregg – …Ziggler tried to cash in MITB but Cena attacked him so nothing happened. This show in a nut-shell.

#RAW Cole: “Here’s the 3 Man Band” | JBL: “These guys couldn’t play a jukebox”

RT @KeepItFiveStar – It’s HUSTLE, LOYALTY AND RESPECT! Not HUSTLE, LOYALTY AND SOUR GRAPES!

#RAW JBL: “Awww c’mon who else drives a Bentley” | Cole: “The boss” | JBL: “Of course, you sycophant” | Y2J-ESC #COMMENHATIN

#RAW Ziggler breaking up with Vickie, bout a couple years too late.

#RAW Cena/Vickie vs Ziggler/AJ in the main event tonight. Uhhhhh, okay?

#RAW @THETOMMYDREAMER ELUDED TO THIS ON TWITTER LATE LAST NIGHT, FUCK YESSSS!!!!

RT @MaffewGregg – FLAIR’S WRESTLING! No he isn’t. THE ROCK WINS! He’s not here. ZIGGLER’S CASHING IN! Sorry, no.

RT @K1NG_OTR – How many vets is Heath Slater gonna face?! He’s the #LegendJobber or something @5CornersxSmootx

#RAW Pretty damn cool that WWE allowed Dreamer to wear his @HouseOfHardcore shirt in this match here.

#RAW Dreamer just splashed to the outside, Cole called him the Hindenburg. VINTAGE #COMMENHATIN!

RT @WWECreative_ish – It’s amazing that @THETOMMYDREAMER is over with the fans without having to eat hair off the ground. #RAWTonight

RT @Clinteldorado – @5CornersxSmootx Vince was probably too busy massaging Cena’s bruised ego to notice.

#RAW Fans: “This is awesome! *Clap Clap ClapClapClap*”

#RAW King: “After that, I was in band called Origami but that folded”

#RAW JBL: “I learned during the break that Amerigo Vespucci took pictures of automobiles”

#RAW Oh I see how it is, blackball me from the WWE app so I can’t get the zingers from the announcers. That’s cold WWE, cold.

—FROM XSMOOTX—

#RAW So the announcers can continue to free ball it on commentary. RT @ThingsColeSays: Why is this match still going?

#RAW King: “What is this?” | JBL: “This is still 3MB”

#RAW Apparently Drew McIntyre on the spill to the outside somehow took a shit on the announcers’ electronics.

#RAW Commercial free #Smackdown tomorrow. Ohhhhh boy.

RT @Chux4w – So they’re doing the losing streak deal they did with Slater going into #Raw1000, just dragging two other guys down too. Nice. #Raw

#RAW Cesaro/Brodus/Sandow/Ryback for Newcomer of the Year. Cesaro is my pick but I’m comfortable with any one of them.

#RAW Mild response from the crowd for Ryback winning his 2nd Slammy of the night.

RT @KeepItFiveStar – #ThatAwkwardMomentWhen Ryback wins a Slammy, then eats it.

#RAW Ryback: “Owen Hart used to say ‘Enough is enough, it’s time for a change’…”

RT @WWECreative_ish – It’s the future of the WWE in that ring. The very bald future. #RAWTonight

RT @Chux4w – Ryback debuted in 2004, Sandow in 2006, Clay in 2010. Cesaro should have won newcomer of the year by default. #Raw

#RAW Cesaro leaves, Ryback wins by count out. Mean Gene with Ricky Steamboat and JR to present the next Slammy.

#RAW Taker/HHH from these choices presented, is the Match of the Year. Mostly cause it had HBK as ref, cowering in the corner.

RT @KeepItFiveStar – Bullshit! I tried to vote and I clicked Taker vs. Triple H, and they claim I clicked Cena vs. Lesnar! #Shenanigans

#RAW No fuckin way Cena/Lesnar should be on the ballot, considering it mostly was a typical Cena match.

#RAW HHH/Taker wins it, HHH and his short hairstyle first publicly seen on WWE TV to accept it.

#RAW JBL: “Somewhere at his home is a Dead Man with a big smile on his face” |

#RAW *HHH cracks hair joke, barely says a sentence* | Fans: “WE WANT TAKER, *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP* WE WANT TAKER”

RT @Birdisthewyrd – Greedy fucking audience!

#RAW Fans: “Thank You Hunter *Clap clap clapclapclap* | HHH: “Thank YOU!”

RT @TheMarkHenry – Why not Mark Henry vs Bigshow??????? Damn!!! Can a brother get a nomination.

#RAW Shield beats up Tommy Dreamer, RicRod comes in for the save and gets his ass beat too.

RT @PenguinPop88 – Their house? The Shield lives in arena garages? #WWE #Raw

#RAW FIND OUT IF AJ IS GOING TO JUMP OFF THE JEFF HARDY SPOT LADDER, AS RAW CONTINUES AFTER THIS!

RT @Ceqhfw – @xSmootx I guess the dart hit dreamer tonight…..wait a second…..

—BACK ON 5CORNERS—

#RAW Back from break and AJ seems to be visibly nervous to be 15-20ft high on a ladder.

#RAW FUCK YOU JOHN CENA ZIGGLE WIGGLE

RT @ThingsColeSays Sign (in letters): “ZIGGLER’S BETTER”

#RAW JBL: “Tiger went tiger. Crazy people do crazy things” | VINTAGE #COMMENHATIN

#RAW AJ and Vickie are pretty much fuck this shit and this becomes a 1-on-1 match now.

#RAW A SLIM DOWNED YOUNGER LOOKING BIG DADDY V IS COMING DOWN TO THE RING AND ATTACKING CENA

RT @ThingsColeSays – Big E Langston coming down to the ring to AJ’s theme next week would be gold. #Raw

RT @KeepItFiveStar – It’s Bobby Lashley’s brother! Robby Lashley! Out for revenge on John Cena!

RT @WWECreative_ish – Wow, Clarence Mason has really been hitting the gym #RAWTonight

#RAW Love how WWE’s incorporating NXT guys on mainstream TV, hate how they’re introducing them in the most retarded ways possible.

RT @NotEdKaul – @5CornersxSmootx karma and lashleys baby?

#RAW Meh. I disagree. “FEAR US, CAUSE WE KICK ASS IN FLAK JACKETS” RT @chux4w: @5CornersxSmootx: The Shield’s debut was pretty good.

RT @ShaneHelmsCom – Well, I do always preach about how WWE needs more unpredictability. Nobody damn sure expected that.

Thank you for coming back from the dead! RT @ThingsColeSays: That’s it for me tonight, gang. Thanks for reading

RT @MaffewGregg – People are saying ”Dude, it’s Big E. from NXT! Don’t you watch NXT?” FUCKING NO.

Me and @YourBoyDrew were talking about this the other day. RT @NorhaneSamy: Ryblack is trending. TOO FUNNY.

#RAW “Big E” and “Ryblack” are trending…..right next to Vampire Freaks, #FatFish, and Pansexual – img.ly/images/6422904…

#RAW Question, was Big E that guy that was bench pressing a ton that caused Cena to mark his balls off in that Cena vs Rock mania package?

#RAW Yeah, that’s definitely not a guy I would wanna fuck with. RT @RegalSays & @HeelWrestling Yeah, that it was.

RT @GrishamESPN – I’ve won a #SlammyAward for Best Wrestling Announcer and was once named Wrestling Observer’s Worst Announcer. #trailblazer

RT @GkickShalthis – @5CornersxSmootx Say, if you or any of your followers would be interested, I just launched a free wrestling TCG at squaredcircle.gkick.net

RT @JRSBBQ – Sitting w/ Ric Flair, Mean Gene, Steamboat & Booker T talking old times. @WWE 4:45 am comes early!

#RAW Shouts: @MrDreknowsbest @ihartwrestling @sonicsentry @R8ed_m @Andy_Salcedo @Executnr @GKickShalthis

#RAW Shouts: @ZachG96 @RegalSays @HEELWrestling @NorhaneSamy @YourBoyDrew @FarFromForgot @TheUzzI

#RAW Shouts: @KINGWORLDCHAMP @supermetsk31 @RachelnHarley @MariaD_Loves1D @OriginalKingD @penguinpop88 @chux4w

#RAW Shouts: @NotEdKaul @supermetsk31 @ashleyd1998 @LightsOutRBT50 @stevie_zace @clinteldorado @twiztidskull @RhondaF40

#RAW Shouts: @JWilliams029 @HashtagPsycho @Bobthe86er @GRANTyouatweet @wrestlingnoob @K1NG_OTR @reeceecup @GStavrakas @Cynfulways

#RAW Shouts: @PuoNayda @icemayne23 @yeahuknowit1991 @ceqhfw @SierraTheWanted @game46312 @thesteelcage @shanrcarter72

#RAW Shouts: @ThingsColeSays @PuoNayda @KellyMayZombie @AnnoyinDreamer_ @UsamahIqbal @memphisport @VivaMattyVegas

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