Find out what other Disney Classics R-Truth will make “Not PG”. My guess is Brer Rabbit & the Tar Baby – twitpic.com/86cov3 #RAW in 10!

#RAW Mark Harmon and the bald guy from LOST are having some kind of a bromance here on NCIS.

#RAW LOL! Floor camera sweep by totally whacked that fat guy decked out in Zack Ryder garb.

#RAW Sign: “Somebody Call My Momma, I’m on TV!” | NICE!

RT @K1NG_OTR – Sign: “Sheamus — The Sexy Irish Stud” | HA! #WWE #RAW

RT @WhatMathewsSays – “Correct me if I’m wrong, Cole.” You’re ALWAYS wrong, King.

RT @TheRealWB – Watch out for that FUCKING HUGE CAMERA there tubby #WWE #RAW

#RAW Punk: “These are all facts by the way, I looked em up on Wikipedia”

#RAW After the recap of last week, there’s a JoMo sign to the right of punk. WWE cameras immediately zoom in to get it out of the shot.

RT @NotEdKaul – @5CornersxSmootx musta done his research at 12:01 am thursday

#RAW Punk: “Be a man, and say it to my face” | THAT’S NOT ALEX RILEY!

RT @KeepItFiveStar – CM Punk wants Johnny Ace to “Say It To His Face.” AKA The Alex Riley Defense.

RT @WWE_Creative – No, @CMPunk means no disrespect to para & quadriplegic fans who want to ref. Keep reaching for the stars even if you can’t reach #RAWTonight

#RAW HEY CENA, NOBODY GIVES TWO SHITS ABOUT YOUR LAME ASS FEUD WITH KANE. PLEASE DON’T INTERRUPT PUNK WITH YOUR NONSENSE.

#RAW Laryngitis comes out finally, and Punk either can’t hear him or he’s channeling his inner Scott Steiner. HUH? WHA?

RT @OneCountKickout – I’m not thrilled with this opening segment, thus far @WWE @WWEGames #RAW

#RAW Kane vs Ryder in a Falls Anywhere match. If Cena interferes, Ryder can’t have US rematch. Okay, he can go after the WWE title then! Duh

RT @TheFoldingChair – #HEEL > #SHOWOFF …#WWE #RAW

#RAW Swagger: “Cena, you’re dead meath!” | Please keep the mic away from Swagger.

RT @AndyDandyMandy – #RAW Daffy Duck says Cena is dead meat! The Loony Tunes invasion has begun!

#RAW SIGN: “Jeritroll *trollface*” | SIGN OF THE NIGHT!

#RAW WHY IS CM PUNK WEARING JOHN CENA DARK JORTS? THE FUCK?

RT @FredTheWolf – @5CornersxSmootx He’s trying. lol That lisp is too much.

#RAW Johnny Ace instead of guest commentating the match, is tweeting/texting the match. It’s almost like I’m there LIVE but with personality

#RAW WHY THE FUCK ARE CENA AND ZIGGLER HOTSHOTTING EACH OTHER AT DOING RIC FLAIR GESTURES. ONLY THING MISSING IS A WOOOOOOO!

RT @Chux4w – Cena is doing his favourite sell, the starfish. It’s incredible how often he does that one. #Raw

#RAW King: “Layrngitis’ apology was as sincere as Vickie’s Guerrero’s hair color” | or something like that.

RT @KeepItFiveStar – Did John Cena just imitate The Boogeyman? Is he coming to get us?

#RAW Cole: “Just cause you can’t do sit ups means you’re jealous of him” | King: “Cole, I don’t speak moron” #Commenhatin

RT @Chux4w – King: “I don’t speak moron so I have no idea what you’re saying.” Wow. I think I found who wrote Swagger’s “dead meat” line. #Raw

#RAW To be fair, I’d text and tweet during a Cena match too.

RT @JoeyStyles – @KevinEck_WWE, the only good advice to give men about frosting their hair is NOT to frost their hair.

#RAW Sign: “Vickie Guerrero is not a WOMAN” | Agreed

#RAW Laryngitis interferes once again, Ziggler gets the win by showing CM Punk’s crack in a sunset flip roll up.

RT @MrOtacon – @5CornersxSmootx Hey man, Hyenas can be female alright? Don’t hate.

RT @KevinEck_WWE – Where is poor Swagger? Still in the STF? #wwe #raw

RT @chux4w – Punk: “You wanna be famous? I’ll make you famous.” – THAT’S NOT UNDERTAKER! #Raw

#RAW Chris Jericho and the Highlight Reel next! Kinda weird seeing how the last highlight reel he threw HBK? through a fake flat screen.

#RAW Also if the show hasn’t put you to sleep yet, Punk/Ace as the main event for tonight. Not like there’s a PPV on Sunday or anything.

#RAW The 5-Hour Energy Slam of the Week is Jericho walking out on his team last week. WOO! That energy boost really helped him out.

RT @WWE_Creative – Glad we found the Highlight Reel set in storage behind all those unsold copies of The Chaperone. #RAWTonight

#RAW JERICHO HAS BROUGHT OUT A T-SHIRT CANNON FOR THE HIGHLIGHT REEL, THE FUCK?

#RAW Cole: “Hey! Over here! | King: “Shoot one of those into Cole’s mouth!” | NOT PG! #Commenhatin

#RAW Jericho: “Gimme the camera” | Cole: “Hey look we’re on TV!”

RT @AllNewTPIR – @5CornersxSmootx Cole’s used to things being shot in his mouth.

RT @Chux4w – This video package looks like Jericho’s attempt at being inducted into the Hall of Fame. #Raw

#RAW Jericho: “This Sunday at the Royal Rumble” | Crowd: “YEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! WOOOO!!!”

#RAW Jericho: “This Sunday at the Royal Rumble, it’s going to be the end of the world, as you know it” | Y2J is going to pass SOPA/PIPA

RT @KeepItFiveStar – Chris Jericho says that this Sunday at the Royal Rumble, it’ll be “The End Of The World As We Know It” He’s gonna win it then reunite R.E.M!

RT @WWE_Creative – It took us two hours to write that @IAmJericho promo. Two well-spent hours. #RAWTonight

RT @FemmeJomo – Michael Cole waving at the camera like an excited fan is excellent. #Raw

RT @MrOtacon – @5CornersxSmootx That wouldn’t be Benoit levels of bad, but I’d still act like he never existed.

RT @MknzyMNB – @5CornersxSmootx I’m wondering. The vid packages talked about her forteling his coming. Could Jericho be here to lead to another return?

#RAW Chris Jericho spoke before the Rumble, thus proving @RealityOfChris’ answer on tonight’s #VOWLive being wrong.

RT @Chux4w – This definitely means that Jericho is Undertaker’s messenger. He’s coming back on Sunday and will retire at Mania. I analysed, you see. #Raw

#RAW WWE’s breaking out the Royal Rumble NUMBERS promo. Love it even though statistics kinda contradict a scripted event.

RT @RealityOfChris – @5CornersxSmootx Yes, I figured they would hold out on him talking, but the end result is the same…they were biding time until the Rumble.

RT @WWE_Creative – Shawn Michaels holds the record for most eliminations in the WWE. But enough about guys he convinced Vince to fire… #RAWTonight

#RAW Why is Zack Ryder hanging out with a streetwalker?

RT @OneCountKickout – Ryder put those goofy orange sunglasses on with total disdain for John Cena, lol @WWE @WWEGames #RAW

#RAW Kanve vs Zack Ryder, instead we’re getting a Really Demented Stormtrooper vs Zack Ryder.

RT @K1NG_OTR – @5CornersxSmootx #BeginTheRape #EmbraceTheHate #WWE #RAW

LOL! That I could see. RT @Executnr: @5CornersxSmootx John Cena is gonna interfere anyway to make people hate him more I think #RAW

Great White Sheamus is? RT @TableofJapan: Kane is a Big Red Monster but dresses mostly in black. I guess, “Big Black Monster” isn’t PG #Raw

RT @IAmJericho – This Sunday at the Royal Rumble, it’s going to be the end of the world as you know it…. #raw

I don’t hate EVE she just needs to like, look better. RT @penguinpop88: <- the only one that doesn’t hate Eve… #wwe #raw

RT @NotEdKaul – @5CornersxSmootx King calling Kane perverted #PotandKettle

#RAW LOL at that Samoa Joe looking fan trying to get some camera time.

#RAW LOL! At the breakaway shit on the WWE Logo sign. Guess WWE gets all there shit from IKEA.

#RAW Love how Mike Chioda deliberately counted on the flimsy piece of steel so everybody could ehar the count.

RT @WWEThatsNotPG – EVE, EITHER CRY OR GO TO ACTING LESSONS. NOW. QUICKLY, MAKE A DECISION

RT @Chux4w – This is another match that would be helped by some blood. #Raw

RT @WWE_Creative – Are the fans booing because they hate Kane or because @ZackRyder kicked out and the match has to continue? #RAWTonight

#RAW Nice to see that WWE took the money that was used to resurrect the Highlight Reel, came out of the TV Set budget.

#RAW Cena has a “DID I LEAVE MY HOUSE UNLOCKED!?” look on his face right now.

#RAW Kane chokeslams Ryder through the stage which apparently is cheaply made tonight. Cena comes out and I guess this ends in a no contest.

RT @WWE_Creative – Surprisingly, the tape around @ZackRyder ‘s waist didn’t break his fall. #RAWTonight

RT @SpinninToeHold – That’s how you PUSH Zack Ryder

#ILoveYouPop RT @onecountkickout: I’m suddenly reminded of “I can’t feel my legs, Paul!” @WWE @WWEGames #RAW

RT @MastaBlue_ – @5CornersxSmootx “He’s okay! He’s Okay! He’s Okay!”

RT @NotEdKaul – @5CornersxSmootx great way to end regular match…shitty way to end a FCA match

RT @TableOfJapan -This is the most air-time a Diva has got on Raw in months #Raw

#RAW Coming up next: Owen voice on the summary of Zack Ryder, followed by SOMEBODY CALLING MY FUCKIN’ MOMMA!

#RAW FOLLOW ME ON MY WAY TO THE HOSPITAL RT @NotEdKaul: @5CornersxSmootx can we do an edition of Z true long island story from the gurney?

RT @OneCountKickout – The Michael Cole serious voice is much like the low talking voice he’d use for commentating on golf. @WWE @WWEGames #RAW

RT @WWE_Creative – Why is Dean Malenko out there? We’re pretty sure @ZackRyder needs an ice pack, not the Iceman. #RAWTonight

#RAW Eve takes a shit on Cena and blames him for what happened, I would too if I was a non-unionized “independent contractor”.

#RAW John Cena now trying to hotshot HHH’s “I’M GOING TO MAKE MY SKULL COME OUT OF MY FACE GRRRRR” expression.

RT @WWE_Creative – So the fans won’t cheer @JohnCena when he tries to rescue a woman but they’ll pop when he knocks a mike out of someone’s hand? #RAWTonight

RT @Chux4w – What the fuck was that?! Did Cena just shit himself or have a stroke? Or shit himself while having a stroke? #Raw

RT @PenguinPop88 – CONSTIPATION! #wwe #raw

RT @WhatMathewsSays – CENAMADFACE.JPG

RT @KeepItFiveStar – Don’t Take It Out on Josh Matthews! You know he bleeds easily!

RT @K1NG_OTR – So, this is when Cena flies around the earth and reverses time to beat up John L. sooner, right? #WWE #RAW

#RAW So what better way to follow Zack Ryder getting killed and Cena’s bowels clogged up? Sheamus vs Jinder Mahal. BATHROOM BREAK!

#RAW SAVE_US.WADEBARRETT

#RAW Barrett: “If Orton comes back I’ll be sure to throw him down 5 sets of stairs. I’ll make sure he’ll never walk again” | LOL!

#RAW Yes.RT @KeepItFiveStar: Is Sheamus just going to steal all of Finlay’s moves?

RT @Stevie_Zace – @5CornersxSmootx wade should get orton a match with dlo brown if he doesnt want him to walk again #drozjoke

#RAW Miz: “Josh, those who don’t learn from their mistakes are doomed to repeat it” | YEAH TNA!

#RAW LOL DEAN MALENKO TRENDING TOPIC #2 WORLDWIDE RIGHT NOW

#RAW Okay, R-Truth is just Tyler Perry without the success.

He was spotted backstage when Zack Ryder was carted into the ambulance. RT @chux4w: Why is Dean Malenko trending? #Raw

RT @KeepItFiveStar – R-Truth comes out looking like reporter Dark Kent.

#RAW WILLIAM REGAL SHOULD DO THE REST OF THE SHOW BY HIMSELF.

#RAW LOL! They velvet roped/Caution taped the Zack Ryder spot part of the stage off.

#RAW SOMEBODY CALL OBAMA!

#RAW HEATH SLATER SHOULD HAVE TO JOB TO BRODUS CLAY!

#RAW Regal: “Watching him gyrate like that is like watching a walrus give birth”

#RAW Rosa Mendes vs the Funkettes in a Working the Pole-off Handicap match.

RT @Chux4w – Regal: “Oh, Cameron and Naomi. The things I could do with them!” – #ThatsNotPG! Unless he’s talking about laundry. #Raw

RT @Chux4w – You know what I’d prefer to watch than Brodus Clay? Melina v Alicia Fox. #Raw

I’m a huge @RealKingRegal fan. Very happy to see him back in a program…any program.

#RAW Miz vs R-Truth, loser gets #1 spot in the Rumble. Quick guys, becomes friends with Eddie Guerrero if still want an honest shot!

#RAW Cole: “What do you make of R-Truth? He’s a bit strange” | Lead to your own conclusions.

#RAW LOL! Cole shitting on King’s attempt to win the Rumble.

#RAW Cole: “John Larinaitis is tough, he’s a brawler. He’s a man’s man” | THAT’S NOT WILLIAM REGAL!

RT @AllnewTPIR – @5CornersxSmootx Cole’s used to people shitting on him.

#RAW King: “Just got a medical update on Zack Ryder and the news couldn’t be worse” | SURE IT COULD, HE COULD HAVE #ANALBLEEDING

THIS! RT @chux4w: So Ryder has a broken back. If he’s back within the next four years, Shawn Michaels is a whiny little girl. #Raw

#RAW WHY IS JOHN LARYNGITIS WARMING UP IN A FOREVER LAZY?

#RAW Oh god, Ryder having a broken back means more Chiapetta filling in on the webshow. #KeepItKayfabe

RT @TableOfJapan – Johnny Ace is dressed as that choir who did Cena’s entrance at Wrestlemania 27 #Raw

RT @WWE_Creative – Apparently @ZackRyder broke his back from carrying the WWE’s social media presence on his shoulders for a year. #RAWTonight

RT @Chux4w – Be honest, when Lawler said “The news could not be worse” who else thought he’d say “Zack Ryder is dead”? #Raw

RT @WWE_Creative – Did you know: it’s not insensitive to air a Make-a-Wish self-congratulatory promo right after showing a fake paralysis angle? #RAWTonight

#RAW Sign: “Colt of Personality”

#RAW King: “I’m allergic to ignorance” | And anything above the age of 18

“NOBODY POTATOES ME!” RT @KevinEck_WWE: Did Cole say Stan Henson? #wwe #raw

RT @RealityOfChris – If you think this match is going to happen, you’re wrong.

#RAW CM Punk just proved that the only person who can say “YOU’RRRRREEE FIRRRRRRED!!!!”, is Vince McMahon.

#ILoveYouFunky RT @chux4w: Hope HHH doesn’t say “You’re fired.” I hope he says “You have been relieved of your duties. I love you Ace.” #Raw

BOTH #RAW RT @KeepItFiveStar: I can’t tell if CM Punk is really angry, really tired or both.

RT @OneCountKickout – Goodnight folks, always fun tweeting with you @WWE @WWEGames #RAW

RT @RealityofChris – I’m a “storyline” guy when it comes to wrestling. Tonight was a good advancement in the Punk/Johnny STORY. Enjoyed it. Sunday will be big.

RT @TheFoldingChair – lack-luster #WWE #RAW for a go-home show for Rumble

I thought #Raw was pretty good again this week. I hated Kane’s pointless no contest, but other than that all good!

#RAW Shouts: @The_Dunkle @SpinninToeHold @K1NG_OTR @TEXASDEVIL69 @RatedRKO_Girl @IHartWrestling @Acer1337

#RAW Shouts: @JoelxLonex @reeceecup @NotEdKaul @xRazorsEdgex @Pro_SmartAss @fredthewolf @stevie_zace @xXxLadiiDxXx

#RAW Shouts: @Da_Real_Luis @arbrowning @allnewtpir @twiztidskull @FizzVsTheWorld @MasterGio @RULLUR @XaosZaleski

#RAW Shouts: @Medic05 @BrodusClaysMama @Brasshole81 @StraightEdgeRpt @WF_TheKliq @MrDreknowsbest @TeamJBLY2JRegal

#RAW Shouts: @soinlove @AdamExtreme @CEOofCmmonSense @souls_blossom @SandoraElite @danniebear87 @Executnr

#RAW Shouts: @JimJohnstonWWE @ninjagurlxoxo @Unleashedwithin @CenaPipebomb @JCCena1 @jenbearbaby @RealTeresa365

#RAW Shouts: @Adriana_1217 @penguinpop88 @MrOtacon @RealityofChris @MrOtacon @1115Timdog @Glamazon_Rogue

#RAW Shouts: @MknzyMNB @yakhunta @Seanfranchise6 @gangststeve @TheViperHLRyder @JPerez920 @HotRedLipstick

#RAW Shouts: @HotRedLipstick @FemmeJoMo @MrPapaya @mrejr8234 @IAmKneeGrow @WWEThatsNotPG @Aquaman247 @PrototypeIV @FunkMonkv1

#RAW Shouts: @winnipeg_rt @TheRealWB @JayTheBrainMann @xChillerONEx @SolaceWinter @SirTweets_ALot

550 day suspension. RT @ThingsColeSays: So, uhhhhhh, did Zack Ryder fail a test?

Martin Luther King once dreamed that somebody, would eventually, call his momma. #RAW tweets in 120 minutes.

An epic #VOWLive tonight. @xTWGx pissed off @RealityOfChris and then T-Dub got Buried. Great stuff.

#RAW MARTIN LUTHER KING CUTS A BETTER PROMO THAN 75% OF WWE’S CURRENT ROSTER

#RAW 2 Signs: “SOMEBODY CALL MY MOMMA!”

#RAW WHY IS THE MAIN EVENT TONIGHT A TAG MATCH WITH 3 HEELS AND CM PUNK?

#RAW Nobody will care tho RT @AndyDandyMandy: @5CornersxSmootx Because they probably want to cement Bryan’s turn even more by attacking Punk

RT @MrOtacon – @5CornersxSmootx Because they couldn’t think of anything better?

#RAW Mick Foley announces himself being one of the guys in the 30 man Royal Rumble. No quarrels here.

#RAW DOLPH ZIGGLER JUST SUMMED UP SANTINO MARELLA’S, OWEN HART’S AND THE WARLORD’S CAREERS IN THE RUMBLE WITH THAT ANALOGY

RT @WWEThatsNotPG – YOKOZUNA HAS BEEN ELIMINATED BY YOKOZUNA

#RAW All the shit that Ziggler just said about Foley being around, could easily be described about Vickie Guerrero as well.

RT @MrOtacon – @5CornersxSmootx It’s amazing how much better Dolph Ziggler has become.

RT @Chux4w – Great promo from Ziggler there. I’m pretty sure Foley appreciated the kid’s talent too. He looked impressed. #Raw

RT @SpinninToeHold – I would have laughed if CM Punk had a baby with him on his way to the ring

#RAW NOR ME. RT @WWEThatsNotPG: SAME HOMELESS PERSON – THAT’S NOT PG

#RAW I like how CM Punk was one step away from delving into Jerry Lawler territory to describe Vickie’s weight before Johnny Ace came out.

#RAW AIR BOOM VS ROSA MENDES, NEXT AFTER THE BREAK!

#RAW Yeah Nash’s title win! RT @MrOtacon: @5CornersxSmootx You know a title really matters when they’re passing it around at House Shows.

RT @Chux4w – What the hell? Weirdest end to a segment ever. Vickie cackles with her camel teeth sticking right out, then we fade to Air Boom. #Raw

RT @AndyDandyMandy – #RAW Does Dolph even need Vickie anymore to be over as a heel? Just let him be an arrogant dick on the mic. It worked for Ric Flair and HHH.

#RAW I wanna bounce the change in my piggy bank off of Rosa’s ass. Love the Eddie Guerrero shake too.

#RAW Rosa Mendes win and retain the titles. Come back Kofi and Evan Bourne when Creative gives you a personality.

#RAW Main event is now a 6 man main event with Otunga/Henry/Ziggler against Punk/D-Bry/Chris Jericho’s electrician on his faulty jacket

RT @KeepItFiveStar – So wait, the Best In The World, The Best Wrestler In The World and The Best In The World At What He Does are all on the same team?! Amazing!

RT @WWE_Creative – Unlike the time we signed Scott Steiner, we are getting our money’s worth out of @IamJericho ‘s jacket #RAWTonight

RT @AndyDandyMandy – #RAW It won’t be a surprise when Evan Bourne gets future endeavored later in 2012.

Chris Benoit 2004 Royal Rumble recap! #WishBenoitWasHere RT @WWEUniverse: #MickFoleyForRoyalRumble! RT this! #WWE #RAW

#RAW Sign: “Like A Boss”

RT @Chux4w – You’d think that a couple like Zack and Eve would be able to actually talk to each other rather than mouthing silence. #Raw

#RAW Remember when Swagger had credibility by putting people in the anklelock and pissing Angle off. Good times.

RT @MrOtacon – @5CornersxSmootx Jack Swagger had so much potential, he’s just a shell of what he could have been.

RT @MaffewGregg – So…was Swagger/Punk a botch or what? Dammit WWE don’t take away my fun.

RT @DumbKellyKelly – Why is Justin Gabriel walking to the ring with Swagger? More importantly, why is he in drag?

#RAW Or a WWE Diva, or one of King’s 13 year olds. RT @KevinEck_WWE: Ref blew the call last week so bad you’d think he was an NFL official.

RT @TheFoldingChair – I bet Nickelback was thinking of Eve when they wrote the line ‘all in balls out’ #EvesADude #WWE #RAW

#RAW Sign: “MY GAWD IT’S KANE!!!” | GREAT Sign

#RAW So apparently if you’re not cleared to wrestle, you can defend the US title but not have the MITB cashed in on you. #LogicManLogic

RT @xChillerONEx – Remember when Jack Swagger was WHC for a couple of weeks? #goodtimes #wwe #raw

#RAW Swagger with the Jobber title now. Makes sense.

RT @Chux4w – They want heat on Kane? Have him come out now to attack Ryder, have Eve stand in the way and Kane tombstone her. Done. #Raw

RT @Bruce412: Hey, @MrBelding Dennis Haskins Is ringside! #WWE #RAW

RT @Chux4w – Lots of people seem to not understand how and why Zack Ryder got over in the first place. He’s not John Cena, he doesn’t have to win. #Raw

#RAW Eve’s all upset that Laryngitis opened the medical note for Ryder to not be able to compete. If only there was some kind of union…

#RAW LOL DAT HEAT ON PEREZ HILTON

#RAW When WWE wanted to be “socially” active. RT @MrOtacon: @5CornersxSmootx When the fuck did RAW become a horrible internet talk show?

#RAW If Hornswoggle ever hit puberty and wasn’t a midget. RT @Ratedrdynasty: dude looks like a retarded Hornswoggle

RT @MknzyMNB – @5CornersxSmootx At least they are doing this with the Diva’s match, which nobody cares about anyway. They aren’t hurting any real fueds.

#RAW CAN SOMEONE PLEASE THROW OUT THE GAY CHIPMUNK SITTING AT RING SIDE WHO GAVE KELLY KELLY AND ALICIA THE WIN.

#RAW Cole: “I can’t wait to read this on Perez Hilton Dot com” | HE SAID THAT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE FOLKS!

RT @MaffewGregg – Who the FUCK is Perez Hilton?

RT @OneCountKickout – Wow that roll up looked like total shit. Is it really that difficult? @WWE @WWEgames #RAW

WOW RT @TNACreative: Tragic events. Glad to see what they consider Owen-voice worthy. #RAW

RT @YourBoyDrew – I’m pretty sure The Bellas can beat up Perez Hilton in real life #justsayin’

#RAW @WWEThatsNotPG via IM: “Eve’s more man than Perez Hilton” | Me: “DAMN!” | Nicole Bass is more man than Perez.

#RAW 3 signs now for “Somebody Call My Momma”

THIS! RT @KeepItFiveStar: It’s Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Day! Can we respect the legacy of Dr. King by NOT having R-Truth on RAW tonight?

#RAW Somewhere backstage, Michael Hayes is laughing his ass off at this.

RT @RHEmarkable – @Mr_Professor I’d book Mark Henry’s hairline in a match w/ Lebron’s for Wrestlemania. Last Line Standing match. #BookIt @5CornersxSmootx

#RAW WHY IS R-TRUTH LOOKING AT PINNOCHIO’S DICK!?

#RAW R-Truth: “I DON’T EVEN THINK THAT’S PG!” | YOU’RE RIGHT, IT’S NOT #WWEThatsNotPG @WWEThatsNotPG

#RAW Wade Barrett vs the Miz vs Looney R-Truth vs GREAT WHITE Sheamus in a Mini Rumble match. Happy MLK Day! #HappyBlackHistoryMonth

RT @Chux4w – Really? He passed up that glaring opportunity to make a tag match? Teddy has lost it. #Raw

RT @WWEThatsNotPG – I JUST GOT MY GIMMICK ROBBED BY R TRUTH. BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.

RT @MarkSatrang – Pinocchio is NOT PG! #wwe #raw

RT @WWE_Creative – We’re pretty sure that R-Truth was what Dr. King had in mind when he fought for civil rights. #RAWTonight

#RAW Pretty sure R-Truth is the Black Ultimate Warrior.

RT @NotEdKaul – @5CornersxSmootx I had a dream, that my 4 little jimmies would one day see R Truth lose his damn mind while checking out pinocchios wood

NOT PG! RT @JoeyImage: Wow! Is @PerezHilton REALLY happy about trending right now? Check out the description. twitpic.com/888pts

#RAW This has to be one of the worst RAW’s in awhile, let alone in 2012 (and we’re still in January), but a spectacular night on Twitter.

#RAW WHY IS SWAGGER GETTING TWO MATCHES TONIGHT!? Dude won a title and in less than 45 minutes, is going to get squashed by Cena.

RT @K1NG_OTR – Sign: “CRY2J” | I am using that now #CRY2J #WWE #RAW

#RAW Cole: “C’mon Lawler, this is ridiculous. This is absolutely ridiculous!” | FOR ONCE, COLE IS RIGHT!

RT @KevinEck_WWE – CM Punk should kick Swagger’s ass for stealing his “what’s my name?” Shtick. #gimmickinfringement #wwe #raw

RT @DAsharpshooters – This is not Rise Above Hate John Cena beating up Jack Swagger, This is basic Thuganomics John Cena! #wwe #Raw #EmbraceTheHate

RT @KevinEck_WWE – Swagger’s heat, thanks for coming #wwe #raw

RT @PrettyHeartless – John Cena and Eve might start arguing over who gets to be Zack Ryder’s boyfriend. That match would feature a grand total of 8 moves.

RT @WWE_Creative – While @JohnCena may have embraced the hate, Kane has not embraced the concept of timing on a pretape #RAWTonight

RT @TNACreative – Get the funk-a-botch meter ready. #RAW

#RAW For a moment I really thought they changed Brodus’ theme…on a night where RAW’s sucked and tons of “Call my Momma” signs tonight.

#RAW JTG SHOULD HAVE TO JOB TO THIS.

RT @TheFoldingChair – ‘are you sure we’ve got all our black guys on the card tonight?’ -Vince McMahon #WWE #RAW

#RAW Cole: “Y’know what he calls that move?” | King: “What?” | Cole: “Awww, Funk It” | FUNK THIS SHOW! FUNK THIS COMPANY

#RAW GOING FROM A SLO MO OF BRODUS CLAY SHAKING HIS ASS TO BIG SHOW RUNNING INTO AJ, BEST TRANSITION EVER.

#RAW It’s like he’s wearing NOTHIN’ AT ALL! RT @WWEThatsNotPG: WHAT DOES HE CALL THAT MOVE? FUNKIN’ – THAT DID NOT SOUND PG COLE

RT @K1NG_OTR – @5CornersxSmootx Stupid Sexy Flanders! >:(

RT @RealArmandoHaHa – “@TheRealAlSnow: I tried to change my password to WRESTLING earlier, but apparently, it contains too many useless characters.” HaHa Uncle Al

RT @K1NG_OTR – #ShesOK #ShesOK #ShesOK #ShesOK #ShesOK #ShesOK #ShesOK #ShesOK #ShesOK! #WWE #RAW

#RAW Disagree RT @MrOtacon: @5COrnersxSmootx Daniel Bryan’s heel turn is one of the most awesome things in a while.

#RAW Wow, they couldn’t even freeze Daniel Bryan’s back tron properly. Can’t even treat his graphics properly.

#RAW Daniel Bryan: “Those were crocodile tears. Those were a 1000% fake!” | THAT’S NOT A MILLION PERCENT MEAN GENE!

RT @NotTripleH – Gosh. AJ is 95 pounds? Jerry Lawler’s 14 year old girlfriend weights more than that.

RT @LukeCaporn – @5CornersxSmootx Stupid sexy Brodus

#RAW LOL Jericho taking pictures at ringside with people. #CMONBABYYEAH!

Oh how wrong you are RT @penguinpop88: Just got back home and wait, HEEL Bryan? Jericho’s wrestling!? This is the best #Raw ever! #wwe

#RAW JERICHO IS STILL PANDERING THE CROWD, SHAKING HANDS DESPITE ALL THE OTHER GUYS HAVING COME OUT ALREADY. THIS BIT IS A WIN.

RT @TheFoldingChair – why is Otunga in the ring right now & not helping tear the ring down later on? #WWE #RAW

#RAW LOL someone screamed SHUT UP at Vickie. Kudos that guy!

#RAW King: “…yeah his nose will grow like Pinnochio” | THANKS KING, JUST ABOUT WHEN i FORGOT THAT STUPID SHIT TONIGHT.

#RAW King puts over the Big Show’s shoe size “from a conversation that he was unsure came about” yet forgot about the important EEEEE part.

#RAW Cole: “Mr. Laryngitis wouldn’t hire a fake attorney” | You sure?

RT @Chux4w – Cole, the reason we can’t quite believe that Otunga is a Harvard law graduate is that he’s wrestling instead of making a fortune. #Raw

#RAW ARRIVE, PANDER FOR 20 MINUTES, LEAVE

RT @NotEdKaul – @5CornersxSmootx @RealityofChris WOW hate to say it but jericho pulling that bit was pretty good

RT @KeepItFiveStar – Don’t worry guys. Jericho will be back. He realized he forgot to charge his USB Light Up Jacket.

#RAW LOL! D-Bry just slapped Mark Henry. Henry shot him a look of “YOU DARE SLAP ME…ON MARTIN LUTHER KING DAY!?!?”

#RAW Either Foley’s now apart of this match or he’s out here to tell Chad Patton that’s he changed the name of the show to Impact Wrestling

#RAW Sign: “FREE RVD!”

Better yet, who in the truck thought Johnny Ace was Kane? RT @chux4w: Why did all the lights go out for Big Johnny’s arrival? #Raw

#RAW PUNK 3:16 SAYS I JUST PIPEBOMBED YOUR ASS

#RAW Looks like John Laryngitis should be the one to Embrace the Hate.

#RAW Even when John Laryngitis is mad, he’s still boring. Dude should not be on TV at all. Terrible RAW all around.

#RAW I’m sorry but an average CM Punk promo does not excuse, Perez Hilton, Cena Squashing Swags, R-Truth, and Ace’s slowass shot on Foley

#RAW All of this, on MLK day too. Black people, I’m sorry you had to put up with that, including R-Truth.

#RAW Seeing how I exploded my mentions column, I’ll have shouts ready in a little while. You guys rocked it tonight & made tonight awesome.

RT @KeepItFiveStar – RT: @MariaLKanellis Backstage seeing some old friends at Monday Night Raw!! (Bring her Back! Bring her BACK! BRING HER BACK!)

#RAW SHouts: @Royal_TRP @MrsAngelOrton @Pro_SmartAss @GrappleFanPudge @K1NG_OTR @Souls_Blossom @ladylunadiva

#RAW Shouts: @SHEPHERD2012 @SportsFan4 @AFreakyDude @1115Timdog @Ewadley3 @Executnr @WWEThatsNotPG @iHartWrestling

#RAW Shouts: @MknzyMNB @JoelxLonex @conspikuos @NotEdKaul @TravestyTales @rawritsjass @CorieHamlin @BigBadBill83 @TheRoSho

#RAW Shouts: @CM_Grubb @DJ_APOCAYSE @goldskarr @FallenAngel7878 @FizzVsTheWorld @Brasshole81 @joeyXwolter @WWELiveTweeter

#RAW Shouts: @RULLUR @MShadows17 @FunkDoc1112 @reeceecup @Ciber5pAd3 @JailedDena @xRazorsEdgex @WF_TheKliq @ereyes312

#RAW Shouts: @Donte758 @darkbrother21 @FakeSting03 @penguinpop88 @chux4w @JoelxLonex @PurpleRaw @rawfanboy101 @Shadic23

#RAW Shouts: @Rankiiaox3 @stevie_zace @lukecaporn @MrOtacon @allnewtpir @fredthewolf @Sooo_You_Mad @Mr_Professor @TeamLouie

#RAW Shouts: @GamingBlaze @Da_Real_Luis @RHEmarkable @xXxLadiiDxXx @johnny_barnes @Ratedrdynasty @MknzyMNB @HeelMachoMoose

#RAW Shouts: @Aquaman247 @AndyDandyMandy @missiebird @Daydreaming81 @ChudleyCannons @Silentassasin @TimExiled @aemckay

#RAW Shouts: @pudang @FemmeJoMo @shyguy_2004 @AdamExtreme @MasterGio @twiztidskull @arbrowning @_Future_WWEDiva @KingMatt2006

#RAW Shouts: @911ohshit @HotRedLipstick @NatalieS189 @JPerez928 @ereyes312 @PrototypeIV @lekeithlewis @BeansOnToastUK @JimJohnstonWWE

#RAW Shouts: @xChillerONEx @GKickPerry @VivaMattyVegas @yarlyitsanthony @aaron24wood @EyeAmCoreyS

RT @WWECreative – Kane has been resurrected, which technically puts him ahead of Tim Tebow in terms of accomplishments #RAWTonight

#RAW Love the random non Jim Johnston sounding rock guitar music for this Kane/Cena recap here.

#RAW King: “This is not my favorite way to start off RAW” | Yeah because no 13 year olds are involved

RT @K1NG_OTR – Sign: “ARMBAR!” — #MarkOut #WWE #RAW

RT @AllnewTPIR – @5CornersxSmootx Getting a grip of the royal scepter.

RT @RealityofChris – Why is the top of that microphone crooked? It’s messing with my head!

#RAW Y’know, somebody’s hair went to become a wig to sit on Kane’s head.

#RAW Sign: “Keep Hating Cena” | #RiseAboveRape

#RAW Texas hates gays. RT @KeepItFiveStar: “Look. At ZACK. RYDER.” | Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! | What the hell, Texas?!

#RAW Aaaaaand here we go with the #SoulCrushingStatusQuo of Cena laying a beatdown on Kane, making Kane into nothing.

#RAW SOMEBODY NEEDS TO TEACH THE FCW EXTRAS HOW TO ACT.

RT @Executnr – @5CornersxSmootx I think this is the most I’ve ever heard Kane talk, crowd doesn’t know what to think. #RAW

RT @Aquaman247 – So Kane has gone from hating Cena, to hating in the fans? Poor gimmick move. @WWE @5CornersxSmootx #RAW

RT @WWE_Creative – “They’re outside.” Nothing gets by Jerry Lawler. Best color man in the business. #RAWTonight

RT @TableOfJapan – Cena left laying in the cardboard. It may have actually hurt him if this was TNA #Raw

Yeah if you like terrible writing. RT @KevinEck_WWE: Hot start to Raw. #wwe #raw

#RAW If this is Sheamus and Jinder Mahal one more fucking time before SD, I’m taking a piss.

#RAW Ugh, this is worse. Although Sign Guy is in attendance on the hard cam side

#RAW Yeah, piss break.

#RAW Back and in time for the first 2012 HOF Inductee.

#RAW Edge is your first and probably the blockbuster inductee to the HoF. No quarrels with that.

RT @WhatMathewsSays – Remember when Drew Carey was inducted into the Hall of Fame? Yeah. That was stupid.

#RAW LOL Miz talking to Welschtista for a body guard.

#RAW Watch Eve beat Beth, become new Divas champ and then suddenly turn heel on Zack Ryder

#RAW LOL Kane peeking out the door as if Zack Ryder and Eve were Sunny interviewing Vader. #Botchamania

#RAW Undisclosed surgery. RT @KellyFino: Is Black Ref alive, I have seen him in weeks?

RT @KellyFino – Eve and Zack could create a race of orange people.

RT @KeepItFiveStar – “Oh there goes Kane jerkin off in the closet again…” @lekeithlewis

RT @TableOfJapan – 2nd inductee tonight will be The Rock. I guaran-damn-tee it. #Raw

#RAW They’re waiting for that HBK appearance. RT @WWEThatsNotPG: This crowd is dead as hell.

RT @WWE_Creative – Just because two men shook hands doesn’t mean this is an @ringofhonor match. Why? This show is filmed in an arena. #RAWTonight

RT @Chux4w – Oh, Cole says Show isn’t happy. Could have fooled me. He has a giant sized smile and he’s playing up to the fans. #Raw

RT @K1NG_OTR – Daniel Bryan celebrates every victory like a nerdy virgin getting laid #WWE #RAW

RT @AndyDandyMandy – #RAW I thought Show was coming out to steal Jericho’s gimmick from last week for a second.

RT @FemmeJomo – No. No. No. No… Cowardly heel doesn’t suit Bryan at all. Miz, yes. DB, no. #Raw

#RAW LOL Brodus Clay with the 2005 John Cena Name Styling for his dressing room door

RT @SpinninToeHold – Someone give this crowd a 5 hour energy drink

RT @KeepItFiveStar – With this crowd, Chris Jericho is going to have A LOT of work to do to get them to respond to him.

RT @Stevie_Zace – @5CornersxSmootx id love it if his debut was during the ad break

#RAW How great would it be if Brodus came out and he’s all skinny. Like anorexic skinny.

#RAW LOL WWE using NBC’s #SNF football highlight montage music for the Rumble recaps.

#RAW THEY GAVE BRODUS CLAY THE ERNEST THE CAT MILLER ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ON ME

#RAW SOMEBODY CALL MY FUCKIN MOMMA!!!!1

#RAW NEVERMIND THAT THEY TOOK AN UTTER SHIT ON BRODUS, THE FACT THAT THEY’RE USING ERNEST THE CAT MILLER’S THEME IN 2012 MADE THIS A WIN

#RAW SOMEWHERE OUT THERE, TAZ JUST SCREAMED OUT: “IF YOU GRAB YOUR YAMBAG HARD ENOUGH, YOU CAN SCREAM LIKE THAT”

#RAW I feel so so soooo sorry for Curt Hawkins having to job to this

#RAW Basically if you missed Brodus Clay’s debut, you missed the 2004 Royal Rumble – youtu.be/X9a_xKjEV4E

RT @AllNewTPIR – @5CornersxSmootx Brodus has no yambag, or he wouldn’t agree to this. We’re dead, and this is hell.

#RAW God bless whoever in Stamford CT read my 2012 Debut tweet, and resurrected the Cat’s theme music. You rock!

#RAW Flash Funk and The Cat had their DNA cloned.

RT @DanielBryanSays – HOLY SHIT THAT IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN AHAHAHAHAHA

RT @TheRealWB – In other news, http://t.co/noscUWR6 #WWE #RAW

RT @KevinEck_WWE – Co-starring Naomi and the chick from Tough Enough who thought Alicia Fox vs. Melina was the greatest match of all time #wwe #raw

RT @KeepItFiveStar – I’m a little offended that anytime the WWE wants to push a black guy, they’re either Angry Black, Fat Happy Dancing Black or Ignorant Black.

RT @RVDECW19 – @5CornersxSmootx that was sooo horrible, but I kinda liked it… I think I should kill myself…

#RAW Jack Swagger is a bigger joke than Brodus Clay

#RAW Actually #Funkasaurus is #1 trending right now. Brodus Clay is #3

RT @KeepItFiveStar – 2007, WWE goes to Corpus Christi and Benoit dies. 2012, WWE goes to Corpus Christi and the crowd dies.

#RAW I’m sorry but Swagger hasn’t been able to be taken seriously ever since the Swaggie RT @OriginalKingD: Not sure if trolling or not o.0

#RAW I kind of have to agree with this. RT @WRESTLEZONEcom: Planet Funk should’ve been the 1.2.12 return! #wrestlezone

RT @RealKellyKelly – I’m really happy for Vickie, it’s super tough to find vinyl leggings in guys sizes. Seriously, just ask Josh Matthews.

#RAW Punk suiciding into Swagger and the announce table, almost reminiscent of Chris Benoit/Booker T on SD. #WishBenoitWasHere

RT @Chux4w – I’m fine with Ariane from Tough Enough being wasted on the Funkasaurus, but Naomi Knight? She deserves better. #Raw

#RAW The fact that the chick who thought Alicia Fox & Melina was the greatest match ever is employed with WWE, is a bigger joke than Brodus.

RT @Chux4w – Swagger: “Why won’t you die?!” #Raw

#RAW Blown call from Jack Doane there.

#RAW Ever since the Wes Adams incident, the ref counts are final. Doane thought that Swagger’s shoulder wasn’t up in time, call stands

#RAW This isn’t a John Cone debacle where there was a foot on the rope and then see you fucked up.

RT @KellyFino – Black Ref would have counted correctly.

#RAW Cena out of a replay: “That’s what I call Marine Biology” | That’s what I call an unfunny douche!

RT @TheBatiri – After Brodus Clay gets futured endeavored, he’ll return to his previous job… as seen in this old photo of him… twitpic.com/85guiv

RT @Chux4w – Ryder is playing the fear really well. It’s a damn shame no one else is scared of Kane. Makes Ryder look stupid rather than Kane scary. #Raw

#RAW Sorry creative but a guy covered in bronzer with a Terry Taylor Red Rooster starter kit is not scary or threatening at all.

RT @TableofJapan – Miz tells Ricardo to say the most offensive thing possible to R-Truth. WWE pushing racial slurs…

#RAW THE FOUR HORSEMEN TO BE IN THE WWE HOF. THIS IS WWE’S WAY OF APOLOGIZING FOR THE BRODUS CLAY DEBUT

#RAW Yeah never mind THAT shit. RT @KeepItFiveStar: This also means that Mongo is in the Hall Of Fame…….Ew.

#RAW The Truth Has Set R-Truth Free. Free from what? Sure as hell not from Michael Hayes’ borderline racist writing.

RT @DumbKellyKelly – Wow, Ric Flair’s needs money so bad that he’s getting inducted into the Hall of Fame again?

RT @KeepItFiveStar – I really think R-Truth’s gimmick is a Newark Crackhead.

#RAW Pretty sure R-Truth is that crack head Raymond from Wheel of Fortune – youtu.be/aceuaYKC8lI

RT @BreakingKayfabe – Vince is laughing his ass off backstage. “Make that fuckin’ Mexican do the fuckin’ dance that my ringtone makes!”

RT @KeepItFiveStar – RicRod embarrasses himself by singing La Cucaracha. R-Truth embarrasses himself by being himself. Miz attacks & flees. Winner? White People

#RAW C’MON BAYBEE YEEEAAAAHHHH!

#RAW I’m tellin ya, this crowd cares for one thing and one thing only……..Shawn Michaels.

#RAW ARRIVE. FAKE CRY LIKE A PANSY, LEAVE.

RT @KeepItFiveStar – Chris Jericho is coming out and doing all the internet memes. Last Week: Troll. This Week: Intervention Cry. Next Week: Funny Cat Jericho!

#RAW KANE IS GOING TO KILL EVE OR BETH PHOENIX GOT SOME NEW ENTRANCE MUSIC.

#RAW NICE SCION CRAPBOX BRO

#RAW Zack Ryder puts Eve in his Scion crapmobile with a flat tire and tries to fix it without using a jack or calling AAA #AreYouSeriousBro?

#SeeNoEvil RT @AndyDandyMandy: #RAW This whole angle is playing out like a bad horror movie

RT @TableOfJapan – What had more pops tonight? The crowd or Zack’s tyre? #Raw

#RAW WE’RE BACK AND ZACK RYDER IS STILL CHANGING A TIRE. WE’LL CHECK BACK ON THESE AFTER THE MAIN EVENT.

#RAW Sign: “Words on a Poster”

#RAW Cole: “And there’s the Show Off, Dumb Ziggler”

RT @WWEThatsNotPG – DOLPH MAN, PUT THAT THING AWAY OR SHOW OFF MIGHT ACTUALLY HAPPEN AND THAT’S NOT PG

#RAW MEANWHILE IN THE PARKING LOT, KANE IS ASSAULTING ZACK RYDER IN THE SAME SPOT FROM EARLIER TONIGHT WHERE CENA/KANE BRAWLED

#RAW Aaaaaand Kane Chokeslammed Zack Ryder onto part of a bounce house.

#RAW That may have been the greatest worst RAW i’ve seen in awhile. Ernest Miller’s theme was amazing, everything else, not so much.

#RAW YES! Brodus Clay’s debut. RT @NotEdKaul: @5CornersxSmootx was raw worth watching on replay tomorrow?

#RAW Shouts: @arbrowning @NotEdKaul @Executnr @K1NG_OTR @ReviewFix @Souls_Blossom @stevie_zace @FlyBoyHoopla

#RAW Shouts: @shyguy_2004 @ChrisDoc666 @allnewtpir @XaosZaleski @twiztidskull @HotRedLipstick @Brasshole81

#RAW Shouts: @JoelxLonex @rvdecw19 @mikeilusion @AndyDandyMandy @penguinpop88 @AdamExtreme @fredthewolf

#RAW Shouts: @Pro_SmartAss @OriginalKingD @THE_Smoot @HEELwwechamp @jhOrton92 @Donte758 @RealRhymeScheme @ThatTommyGuy

#RAW Shouts: @LiquidBaller @ShowtimeCR @Woodzy_B @LTS55 @SpinninToeHold @KellyFino @ZackZiggler @RatedRKO_Girl @Aquaman247 @FakeSting03

#RAW Shouts: @NatalieS189 @twiztidskull @CBGBrand @The_Dunkle @WWEThatsNotPG @R8ed_M @garrett_22884

RT @ThingsColeSays – Brodus Clay. What the fuck. What’s next, Husky Harris returns as Doink the Clown II?

RT @ThingsColeSays – Like, seriously. What the flipping fuck is this shit. November 2012 tag team champs = Brodus Clay & Santino Marella.

RT @ThingsColeSays – Whoever thought of this bullshit should have to pick up their belongings at the doorstep of Titan Towers tomorrow.